ADESTRADOR DE DINOSSAURO (AO VIVO)

Hello! Welcome to another Peculiar Jobs! Today we have here a dinosaur trainer!

- Good evening! - Good evening! - So, you train dinosaurs, is that right?

- Yes. How long have you been training dinosaurs? About 15 years, right?

I graduated and started. . .

- Is there a school for that? - No, no. I went to business school!

- That's interesting, because business school is kinda. . .

- Shitty! So, did you bring any dinosaurs to the studio so we can see? Is there a dinosaur so the folks at home can see it, - a real dinosaur in our studio?

- No. - That's too bad. - The studio is delicate, there's cameras.

. . Too bad.

But I can picture your house. Just imagine his living room! - A dinosaur comes into the room, gets on the couch, bites the cushions.

. . - No.

- You don't have one. - My wife said "no dinosaurs on the inside! " "I don't wanna know about any dinosaurs!

" Inside? So just imagine his backyard, guys! His backyard must be a jurassic park with dinosaurs jumping around, - digging holes, fighting each other.

. . - Digging, fighting.

. . No.

I live in an apartment. It's small, 45 square meters, it only has two bedrooms. We don't have the space.

. . And we have a cat.

- You have a cat. - And I don't train cats. So you have a shed where you keep the dinosaurs, right?

- You leave them in the shed. . .

- No. I don't breed dinosaurs. I train them.

- People get confused with that. - That got me confused. - Very confusing.

- So you take them to the park, like a dog? - Yes! - What is the average number of dinosaurs you train in a month?

Doesn't need to be an exact number. A 30-day month. Don't need to be 31.

Your trainings. So we can have an idea of how many dinosaurs you train. You are a trainer, like you said.

Just so we know, in a month! You can say the actual number of trainings too, since you are a dinosaur trainer, how many do you train by month, per month. If we could have a number of monthly dinosaur trainings.

Made by a dinosaur trainer. Are you laughing? I don't get it.

Dinosaurs are a tricky business! The market is not good for dinosaurs nowadays. People want to raise dogs and cats.

. . The pet shop-industrial complex doesn't sell dinosaur food anymore!

You get there, talk to the pet lady. . .

"I want a Dino-Food! " "We don't have it! " So it's hard to give you a monthly average!

All right. So tell us, how many dinosaurs are there in Brazil? From north to south?

None! - No dinosaurs? - Brazilians are so small-minded!

Small! They wanna raise dogs and cats! "Oh, I wanna raise a cat!

" - We already got it. . .

You have a cat. - I have a cat. - You have a cat.

- A wild one! - You have. .

. - A big cat! - A dinosaur cat?

- No, a cat. Looks like a cat. - Not a dinosaur?

- It has the face of a cat! - And the body? - Of a cat.

I see. Wait a minute, how many dinosaurs have you trained in these 15 years? - Twelve!

- There! - Nine! - Nine or twelve?

- Seven! - Seven. .

. - Four! - Twelve years, just four?

- Two! - Two is too little! - One!

- One dinosaur in fifteen years? Almost one! It was an iguana!

That can't be true! What about that arm? - This arm?

- Yeah! Car crash. I was.

. . - What's that?

- Gratitude!