THE Millennial Job Interview

Amy it says you are trained in technology that's very good are you adept at Excel no PowerPoint no publisher not really exactly in what area of technology are you proficient snapchat Pinterest Instagram vine Twitter you know the big ones I'm surprised you didn't save Facebook that's our old people like my parents well Amy when you're working for me you have to have those kind of research skills because I'll send you things for you to comb through and get the answers and send them to me so for that you've got to be really good at technology

first stuff like that no problem I'll just ask Siri you know just how Siri you know Siri told me this area find me that we're all good getting you the answers tell Siri I want you ready to go at 8:00 sharp each and every morning I don't understand what don't you understand what you just said you don't understand be ready to go no you said 8:00 right yes 8:00 like in the morning 8:00 yes in the morning yeah that kind of doesn't work for me who gets up at 8:00 I do i Skype with my

French boyfriend and Paris until like 3:00 in the morning I don't even get to Starbucks until like 10:00 where I order my grande chai tea latte three pumps skim milk light water 2% foam extra hot but not too hot so if it's okay I work best in the morning at 10:45 Wow baby I don't think we're gonna be a good fit why are you so negative I can sense your hostilities and right now I am not feeling very safe I've been here for over five minutes and the only nice thing you have said to me

was nice resume which I typed all night for this meeting with you you've given me no guidance no validation no encouragement no supervision is there an HR director somewhere HR director yes I need to speak to someone I may have to take off today it's a mental health day take today off you Amy Amy look at me you don't work here are you firing me okay yes