TÔ SAINDO (AO VIVO)

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Dad, I'm going out with my friends, I got the car keys and registration, I'll fill up the tank and I don't know when I'll be back, okay? Bye, dad. - Hey!
Are you going out? - Yeah. - Got the keys?
- Yes. - Car keys? Registration?
- Yes. Yes. Yeah?
Go to the gas station and fill up the tank. - I was already going to do this. - And why aren't you going anymore?
I'm going to. Yeah. - When will you be back?
- I don't know when I'll be back. - Did you tell your mother? - Tell what?
- I'm going out! - Now? Now.
- You got the keys? - Yes. - Registration?
- Yes. - Who's going? - What does it matter?
Hey, respect! Look at your son! Yeah.
. . We gotta look into that.
. . - Who's taking you?
- Nobody's taking me, I'll drive. - But why will you go in two cars? - Nobody's going in two cars.
- You're going out? - Yeah. Fill up the tank, huh?
- Why are you going in two cars? - Nobody's going in two cars. I heard Carlinhos is going by car!
- No, he's going by car with me! - So why two cars? - There won't be two cars!
- I'm asking you, why the second car? - There won't be a second car! - That's what I'm saying!
- So! - So! - So what?
- I'm going out! - Take a coat! - There's no need, mom!
So you won't feel cold again, son! ! I won't feel cold, it's hot!
- You going out? - I'm trying, right? - Son, son, son!
- Yeah. - Where are you going? - I don't know, mom.
- How come you don't know? - We'll decide this right away! But why don't you call Carlinhos so you can decide this here?
But why would they come here, mom? So you don't stay on the streets deciding these things, son! Mom, there's no problem, how would they come here?
Carlinhos can come in his car! - And where will he leave his car? - Duh, then he can go with his car!
- But why would we go in two cars? - But you don't need to go in two cars! - Exactly!
- But why does it have to be our car? - Is it our car you're using? - Yeah!
Because we arranged it like that, okay? - So fill up the tank. - Bye.
Son, son, son! - Yeah. - What time will you be back?
- I don't know. - How come you don't know? - I don't know, mom, Jesus!
- All right. . .
Bye. - Son, son, son! - What?
- Are you taking. . .
- What? - You know, a condom! - Mom!
- What's the big deal? - At first, I won't need it, okay? - But if you need it, you'll be away!
- Are you going out? - What if you get someone pregnant? - Did you get someone pregnant?
No! Not yet! - But you're going to.
- No! So fill up the tank. - Son, why did you say ‘not yet'?
- It's just a manner of speaking. Tell your mommy, who is she? - Who's what?
- You know. . .
Not ‘dating’, how do young people say it? - Hanging out! Who are you hanging out with?
- Are you going out or hanging out? - Going out! - With who?
- With Carlinhos! - Are you gay? No!
- So you're not hanging out? - No! - So you're going out!
- Yes, I am! - With who? - With Carlinhos!
I heard Carlinhos is gay! Carlinhos is not gay, and if he were, what's the problem? Duh, he'll be hitting on you!
- Mom, it doesn't work like that! - Aren't you picking up Carlinhos at his home? - Yeah.
- And you will be alone in the car, he'll touch your thigh, there, he got you! No, I'm picking him up so we don't have to use two cars! - But you don't need two cars!
- That's what I'm saying! - So! - So!
- So what? - Your son is gay. No.
. . I'm not gay!
- But you're going to. - No! So fill up the tank.
- Bye. - Son, take your cell phone! - You're not going to call me!
- Just to know you arrived safely, son! - I'll call you when I get there. - Really?
- Really! - So promise mommy you'll call when you get there. I promise I'll call you when I get there.
- Leave it to me, you always forget. - Mom, I won't forget! - Give me Carlinhos' number and I'll call him!
- Mom! - Bye! Bye, dad!
- Yeah. . .
Maybe. . .
Son! Don't be like that! Take the coat at least, sweetie!
Ready? Go! Duck.
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