If you like pancakes, you die

there is a division in this world one that I cannot ignore a question so powerful civilizations have been torn apart but I am here to answer it once and for all do you like pancakes or waffles better dude waffles are better than pancakes you're not changing my mind they're basically pancakes with abs anyone who disagrees with me I will kill I am taking this very seriously I have a pancake Hit List It is everyone on the server but I haven't had the chance to sort them into people I need to murder and actually respectable human

beings so as my old grandpappy used to say I'm going to do some polling what is doing get away from me oh go what are you going to do I just want to ask you a question okay why are you going near me do you like pancakes or waffles better waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles dang it I can't find anybody who likes pancakes better next time I'm going to trick him into saying pancakes then kill them yeah I have to say waffles I sure this is really scary man you like pancakes Planet

yeah it's my answer nice I got to get planet now I'm sorry Planet I'm sorry going is it cuz he said pancakes it's cuz he said pancakes man Planet get back here get back here Planet you're going to run out of hunger soon Planet get back here I'm so sorry Planet I have to stick to my morals he's out of hunger I'm sorry planet now you might have noticed that I gained a heart when killing planets that's because this is life seal that's just what happens but re you were already on seven Hearts did you

die three times listen my monitor wasn't like plugged in and and my mouse too my mouse wasn't plugged in really so who whose fault really is it let me direct your attention to the pancake Hit List I've sorted about 10 people pretty much everybody's liking waffles I've already killed Planet so I'd really like to kill pangy as pangy is one of the people who's already killed me except that that is a lot of people you know what we we'll just find somebody else to ask in the meantime I heard there's people up in this Village

I have a question for you oh oh kill Vitaly kill Vitality what is he doing oh God oh my God again bro okay oh my gosh I got him I got him I got him I I have a question for you though I know your name is waffles in the name but I just need to to check yeah I me I'm personally more of a waffles fan all right good I think word of my Waffle interrogation spread because shortly after this [Music] happened whoa boie oh no oh no okay I got to go I got

to go I just got to go oh my gosh they're attacking they're killing my dogs no uh uh after narrowly escaping I found clutch which was a huge relief because I knew that he loved waffle strangest thing though it took him like 5 minutes to join my Discord call which I didn't think much of until this happen yo what's up yo what's up uh how how how have you been on oh waa go baby I'm so sorry I'm not going to lie things weren't going super well even though out of the 26 members of Life

steal 22 of them like waffles and yet I'm still dying left and right maybe this whole going alone isn't the greatest this might be a stupid idea I'm I'm going to go ask parrot if I can join his team even though there's pancake lovers there hello oh oh hey I didn't realize it when I walked up to the Village but pangy and run both pancake lovers were on this team pointing POS at me so it's not like I asked to join their team because they're pancake lovers and I I can't be with that I actually

just got rejected I need to find a team man killing pancake lovers on your own is so hard behind you I don't know if I've already asked you this but it's kind of been how I've been greeting everybody like you're a waffles man I'm a big waffles man definitely waffles pancakes every day no no no Francy no no no listen listen had pancakes yesterday it was like bias I mean I've never had waffles hey hey you can like pancakes it's totally fine I'll just have to murder you at some point unfortunate Bry likes pancakes I

really want to join the team you know what that's fine that's fine I'll just make a team of my own yes the Army grows oh no there's another I have one wolf left no I was truly alone at this point but it wasn't all bad I think I sorted most the people into their respective categories which means first on the list is once again pangy Rumor Has It he's over this direction in an acacia biome they must be this way if I were a pengolan where would I be oh there's a workbench up there wait

did I just find it now I just got to find a good spot to hide honestly I think I'm just going to hide like this simpler the better I don't think they'll notice this there used to be two blocks there hangy where are [Music] you he's coming let's freaking go let's go thank you so much Subs okay okay I haven't pulled it off yet though I have not pulled it off yet going to do a bit of commentary here because this fight is a bit scuffed and he needs some explaining so I first lava bucket

him right I I hit him a couple times he's probably down a couple Hearts then I throw a poison potion this is the worst thing I could have done you see my health he has not hit me once yet I am past half Health what am I doing dude oh my gosh no bit of a setback to the whole pan cake hitless but I had a plan you see I'm going to keep attacking him messing up his stream until I kill him so I went to spawn and offered him a deal even fight here at

spawn right now same amount of Hearts same gear and I won't attack you for the rest of the day yeah [Music] sure oh I'm already down I'm done yeah GG's I feel a lot better after that fight I am down heart but that's okay upon further consideration no no nine Hearts is not nearly enough one of the guys on the list runes has 20 Hearts I'm just not going to be able to kill him like that so my current game plan is to kill everybody else first that way I'll have the maximum amount of Hearts

to confront runes Bry what's up last time I hopped on I wandered about 5,000 blocks away so uh oh that's not like not that far I'm glad you didn't walk any further yeah one more block and I would have just left anyways I'm going to put this real simple for you Bry you like pancakes you have 5 Seconds to run three no hold on I'm coming I'm coming I have to stick to my morals Bry come here come herey come here I I have 5,000 blocks away again killing Bry in life steal is like kicking

a toddler in Walmart like what are you going to get out of this experience if if if that toddler likes pancakes then it's absolutely Justified a toddler foring liking pancakes I thought that would be it with Ramy but then he started convincing WGY that pancakes were better it's not too late to like pancakes for the gray hair and the beard woggie oh no shot if he converts right here I'm going to murder him no yes he actually didn't what did you do did you blackmail him no that's that's the gray hair in the bear oh

I see him brzy I see him go wiie go I'm going get back here wogie get back here no I don't have any arrows where did my arrows goie get back here fight you mono and mono like a man wogie wogy WGY I'm right here woie you are so dead you are so dead are you taking the heart unless you have a really good argument Bry forced me to he tricked me I I need a fullon repentance I need like down on the knees begging for forgiveness what's better than pancakes wogie waffles every day of

the week they got like little topping holes too you know what's up man next up Mr Cube so I'll put this like real simple for you you like pancakes you have 5 Seconds to run before I start killing okay okay it's I'm sorry if the situation is a bit awkward um I just kind of got to do what I got to do you like pancakes I don't like pancakes is that on ground for for killing people like I don't know oh no definitely you know so I I like cars and then you if you like

trucks I mean that's not that's not on the ground for killing somebody you know well no cuz that's that's cars and trucks this is pancakes and waffles totally different store I I don't I don't get what what's confusing for you so I was going to move on to my next Target but Cube Cube really wanted his heart back if I eat waffles for the next 2 months in in the morning can I get my heart back wow sure I mean I have no way to prove that yes oh my gosh we got one person left

on the list but it's also the person I'm most scared of you know he has 20 hearts and is good at PVP I am very nervous going into this I'll put this real simple for you red you like pancakes I challenge you to a fishing duel Pick Your Rod redun no shut no shut no I'm serious wreck you've gone crazy why are you challenging him to a fishing duel are you do you have a trap planned or something no what I do have though is comprehensive knowledge of mcra fishing mechanics and since I challenge runes

to a fishing duel where the person with the most fish wins did you know that if you have a block above your bobber you have a 50% reduction in the amount of fish you'll catch please don't kill me wouldn't it be crazy if you had some patterns in the sky so that you could fish in the right spot but redun wouldn't and wouldn't it be even crazier if you turned on Moody brightness you could see these patterns wouldn't it be crazy if I built some patterns at the build limit of Minecraft so that nobody could

tell all I need to do is fish in the light spots and I will get double the amount of fish right why don't we just do an actual fight so uh I did what Engineers like to call a critical oversight I didn't consider he wouldn't want to fish and the situation really didn't get better re you like waffles yeah you have 10 seconds to run buddy yeah that would be that would be funny but here's the fish no no no I'm I'm being serious I I pretty much ran away as fast as I could but

I still got to kill runes he's the last one on the list I will not stop until every pancake lover has been murdered what if we do my thing and then we could do your thing how about that then we both get our things what we duel each other and then we fish yeah but hold on you have like twice as many hearts as me I haven't practiced PVP in redun wasn't changing his mind I don't see any way out it though I have to have this fishing duel so very reluctantly I accepted the duel

9 10 go go go go 10 go go go oh see this oh look at you go okay hey aha [Music] uh-oh what how that hit me I like backed off and everything that didn't hit you okay don't talk about that yeah you [Music] really you ever heard of this thing called cheating are you actually serious no that's just like that's just not fair I was actually feeling so good and then you're like you know what invisible person come out here and ruin his day I I I apologize for doing that that but I knew

that Theon would definitely be in your favor for the fight yeah wa what you mean you had 20 Hearts you cannot argue that now if you thought we weren't going to do the fishing thing because he he scammed me you're wrong although I did half expect him to start murdering me again there was one problem with fishing though you just want to meet at the fishing Village I mean not the fishing Village spawn how about the Village near spawn problem we have the patterns over here but not over by the fishing plate so I had

two options act real sus and say I need to do it over here or not have that advantage and fish over here I took the least suspicious option I mean this is life steal people see right through sus things but if you thought I was going to lose because I didn't have that specific fishing Advantage well you're wrong there is not a person on this planet who knows fishing more than me I dove deep into the Minecraft Wiki basically when you fish in Minecraft you get items from three different categories fish junk and treasure the

more I can ruce the junk and treasure items the more fish I'll get you can already reduce the amount of junk items with luck of the C3 but redun is going to have the same fishing rod so that's not going to help what I can do is reduce the amount of treasure items I get to do this I'm going to take advantage of the treasure bounding box essentially a 5x 5x4 bounding box that's required to get treasure items but if even one stone block covers that up the entire area is invalidated meaning if I can

get R to fish in deep water I'll get more fish with him by default because I'll be fishing in shallow water 3 2 1 and you want to know where Ron started fishing in the deep water I just realized something what no I I specifically said that was against the rules run oh I was listening when you said the rules as soon as it times you have to reel it uh come on no that to you I I real didn't that so I I didn't get it Frick if I lose by one I'm going to

be so sad 3 2 1 1 bang o salmon oh my gosh what puffer fish no no no tropical fish now tropical fish you not have any we didn't get no but I still W even oh you know it's a shame though runes I held back some of my winnings oh did you it's it's a bit of a shame isn't it oh wow oh you real Play Dirty like that huh hey re look me yeah are you serious I I won the competition fair and square I melee did that as a joke I'm fine with

you kid okay okay let's go well good game Run that was that was a good M that was a pretty interesting fishing mat trick wow you have a lot of Hearts oh yeah oh my go [Music]