ESCRAVIDÃO

This is wrong. We should've made a turn there, I told you. Stubborn ass.

-What's up, my dude? -Hey, how are you. S'all good?

I just noticed, you guys explorers? Yeah. Look, I have nothing, okay?

I'm busy. It's just that, from your clothes, you're European, right? We made a quick stop, but I think I'm lost.

I was looking for the Indies, but did something change? -It's all different. .

. -Nah, you can relax. Make yourself at home in Africa.

I just wanted to ask. . .

Are you in need of slaves? -What? -Slaves!

Slaves, people from inferior races to do hard labor for free. Nah, we're good, thanks. We're just looking for someone to enslave us.

It's super boring here. If you guys know someone who might be interested. .

. But why'd you want someone to enslave you? It's sort of our kink.

We can give you a ride at best. No, no, no. We want full submission.

We wanna get flogged on the back, chained by our feet. Okay. Cool.

-I'm just gonna go. -No, wait, lemme show you! Zulu, show him some capoeira.

-Look at that! -What the. .

. Such grace. See?

-Wow. -Jamila, show him some samba. Show him.

This is a sexy dance that we ourselves created. -Wow. .

. -We can teach it to your missus. -Nice.

-Do some twerking. You don't have to! No need!

There's no need, boy. It's all very nice. -But I'm gonna go.

-Wait. -Jesus. .

. -C'mon, man, think about it. Look: woodworking, agriculture, private security.

. . Even entertainment.

We'll do some Mandingo fighting. Anything goes. Here's the thing, kid.

Say we accept you. Everyone's gonna say we enslaved you! -Nah.

. . -And we're the bad guys.

That's not happening. I guarantee you. -You sure?

-Just say Jamal's cool with it. I'm well known here. Look, I'm not really for that, y'know?

That's not healthy. -It's totally cool, dude. -Well, but then.

. . I'd only accept it since you guys are begging so much.

With those puppy eyes. . .

I can't say no. Trust us, man, on my black man's word. Okay.

Fine, let's go! Women and children first! C'mon, y'all!

And that's how it happened. The Portuguese barely set foot on Africa. It was black people who gave them other blacks.

And now, the million dollar question: what Brazil do you want for the future? Don't you come here with those skimpy clothes! I'm not raping you!

It's still considered a crime! Why, but I'm a slut! I'm begging you!

Don't even try to suck my dick! I can't protect myself from such a heinous, violent act! But that's all this outfit's for!

To get me raped! Are you sure? My friends do it all the time, relax.

Then come on. I'm not doing this because I want to, mind you! It's all for heterosexuality!

C'mere. We've been married for 3 years. Love you, hon!

Rayane Carla! Love you! Today you're getting some!