Hegseth SLAMS Leakers After Text Fallout & Jimmy Chats with Viral Twins Who Talk at the Same Time

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And uh happy Earth to one and all. It is uh today is the day we celebrate Mother Earth. And why not?

How incredible is it? Think about this. One planet produced dinosaurs and the iPhone and Fig Newton's and Kid Rock.

Isn't that something? The Environmental Protection Agency did their part to honor our planet today with a round of reassignments and mass layoffs. I can't help but wonder how different things might be if Donald Trump's father had taken him camping even one time.

Of course, the biggest story on the planet this week is the passing of Pope Francis. And speculation as to who will be handed the keys to the Pope mobile. The search for a new pope is about to begin.

And nobody's going to be more insufferable this week than your friend who saw the movie Conclave and now knows everything about how it works. I'll tell you how it works. Over the next few weeks, 135 flamboyantly dressed cardinals will gather to pass judgment on a series of aspiring candidates.

In a lot of ways, it's the Catholic version of RuPaul's drag race. And we won't know for at least a couple of weeks who will succeed Pope Francis. But this guy to me, this is the guy at the top of my list.

One of the candidates is an Italian Cardinal stationed in Jerusalem. His name's Pierre Batista Pizza. For a limited time only at Papa John's, the Pizza.

How much fun would that be? I mean, in fact, if you don't mind, I'd like to take a minute to pray. Um, you bow your heads.

Dear Lord, it's me, Jimmy, uh, and 150 people who got free tickets to be here. We ask you tonight, Lord, not for forgiveness or mercy. We ask you to make Cardinal Pizza Bala our next pope.

Is he qualified? Honestly, we have no idea. Um, is he made of pizza?

Also unclear. Is he round like a balla? We don't know.

But his name is so funny. Please grant his fellow cardinals the strength to give us a Pope pizza balla in Jesus name. Amen.

By the way, I want to say something else. If he does get the gig, he can't do that thing where you take a pope name. We can't elect a pizza baller and then find out I'm going to be pious the 85th and say it's pizza baller or go home.

Right here. That's right, Jimmy. All right.

So, we have a new pope on the way and maybe a new secretary of defense soon. If you see white smoke coming from the Pentagon, it means they fired Pete Haggath. Pete Hexath is getting hammered, not the way he used to.

This time he's getting hammered over new bombshell revelations. Literally about bombshell revelations after the New York Times uncovered another unauthorized group chat. This one from his personal phone in which he shared the secret and very sensitive details of a military strike with his wife, his lawyer, and his brother.

His brother, turns out, is his senior adviser. In just in case you're wondering, worried there was only one unqualified Hexath running the military. There are two.

This is Pete's brother, Phil Hexth. Seen here looking like what happens when you ask AI what it would look like if Andrew Garfield had a baby with Tobey Maguire. the um so Pete gave his little bro a big job at the Pentagon even though the vast majority of his brother's previous work experience was in podcasting a podcasting production company which is basically a laptop right and now he's in the Pentagon but by all means let's crack down on that DEI very quickly you know my wife and my brother work with me not once have I shared my secret war plans for Matt Damon that's between me and GMO Game six.

We keep it tight, but Pete Heads is not as tight lipped, I guess. What happened is the army general in charge of Sentcom notified his boss, Pete Hagath, former host of Fox and Friends Weekend, his plans for a surprise attack on Houthi rebels in Yemen. About 10 minutes later, Hagsath got on his phone and excitedly texted those plans to his wife, his lawyer, and brother.

Not to mention the reporter who was on the other chain. There are two chains like the rapper. and now he's in a lot of trouble.

So, he rushed back to his old stomping grounds, the friendly confines at Fox this morning to make his case. Here to set the record straight himself, uh, the former secretary, the current secretary of state, Pete Haget. Oops.

Somebody accidentally put the future in Brian's teleprompter. So, Brian, if you remember when this all started, the first goaround, because this is the second goaround, right? They pedal old stuff, they kick it back up.

I said repeatedly, "No one's texting war plans. " You know why I said that? Because I'm in the bowels of the Pentagon.

Every single day, just 10 minutes ago, I was looking at actual war plans of things that were ongoing or pending things to happen. And here they are. They're amazing.

Take a look. It's pretty sick stuff right here. What was shared over Signal then and now, however you characterize it, was informal, unclassified coordinations for media coordination, other things.

That's what I've said from the beginning, right? But it was from the beginning, too. It was you you texted the exact time and place the secret bombing would begin before the secret bombing happened to your wife on an easily hackable phone.

And his defense for this is, "Who told you? And how dare they tell you? " This is like your wife catching you in bed with another woman.

Your response is, "Well, why did you come home so early? Our Secretary of Defense is defenseless, but it's not his fault. The ones who get the blame for this are the leakers.

Those very same people keep leaking. There were a series of serious leaks. And so we looked for leakers.

The leakers know who they are. When we had leaks, leak investigation, leak investigation, leaking, leak, leaking, leaker, leaking, leaks, leaking, leaks, leaking, leaking, leakers. Once a leaker, always a leaker.

Leaking is not okay. I don't have time for leakers. You don't have You don't have time for leakers.

You are the leaker. You're the one who leaked this. You leaked so much you should be wearing depens to work.

And then to make this even more fascinating, we have this. If the Nuggets cannot win one of this next couple games, this series is going to be quick. You can't underestimate the other thing about Kawaii is, you know, what I You all right, big fell?

Catching the crap. Go ahead. Keep talking, J.

Yeah, we on TV. Oh, no. What?

Yeah, that's that olive oil you've been drinking. Oh, no. Hey, take some matches with you.

Hey, listen. He couldn't hold it. After 40, you can't hold it, though.

That's his first. Another leaker from the Lakers. A Laker leaker.

Hey, listen. When a man that size needs to pee, you let him go right away. Here's something that has been texted to me no less than 80 times this week.

You've probably seen this. I I would like you to stay with me and watch it again. Story about a carjacking that happened in Queensland, Australia.

The reason this video is so popular, has nothing to do with the carjacking and everything to do with the witnesses they interviewed. And one guy, he was up there with our mom and he he went up there and he was coming back down towards us and he goes, "Run, he's got a gun. " And and oh, our heart started to pound and I said, "Oh, mom, where's mom?

" And poor poor mom was stuck up there. But apparently our brave mom, she goes, "Are you all right? " Because he had all blood all over his face.

And he goes, "I'll shoot you. " She goes, "Hey, I'm here to hell. " That's real.

I mean, that's that's not that's not the mushrooms kicking in. That happened. Get those women on TLC show immediately.

And mom distracted him to make him look the other way. And he looked the other way. And mama ran into the bush behind the fence fence.

And then a guy goes to her, I'll find you. and I'll shoot you. Okay, so the unfortunately the guy didn't find them, but we did find them.

And uh joining us now from Queensland, Australia, Bridget and Paula Powers. Hello, Bridget and Paula. Wow, look at you guys.

You really are twins. Thank you for making time time for us. I know you're very far away.

Yes, that's right. First of all, how is your mother? Our mom is doing great.

Yes. And you know what? She said that she's doing fine because she had seven kids.

You've caused quite a commotion with this video. When did you become aware that you had delighted the globe? Well, when we heard from your show.

Hey, this seems like a comedy bit, but I know it's not. Do you speak in tandem on purpose? No, no, no.

This is us and we're That's how we are. We know that we annoy a lot of people out there, but but you know what? If they can't stand hearing us talk, that's how we do, they can just simply turn off the TV.

Hey, I love it. I don't find it annoying at all. Well, that's good to hear.

Actually, we're going to our our next male pelican that we get into care, we're going to name it Jimmy. Oh, thank you. I know you run an organization that rescues uh pelicans and seabirds, right?

Yes, that's right. Yeah. Take me through a typical day in your lives.

Okay. We get up, have breakfast, get dressed, and we go to our center, and we go we do the rounds by checking every bird to see if they're okay. And then we get stuck into cleaning.

And it's not a and it's not a princess's job first thing of the morning. I'm losing my mind right now. I got to tell you.

Be honest. Are you witches? Are you Do you know when I'm going to die?

Because if you do, don't tell me. I don't want to know. Can you Can you open each other's iPhones with your faces?

Just we share the phone. Of course you share a phone. Yes.

Of course you do. When you go to a restaurant, does it confuse the waiter? Yeah.

Like when we go out shopping, yes, we do confuse a lot of people. like the policeman the other day. We freaked him out.

Have you ever been to the United States? No, we haven't been to the United States. We haven't been out of Australia.

Oh my gosh. We would love to have you here. Is there anything you'd like to see here in the United States?

Yes, we would love to see the American Pelican. All right. We got those indeed.

Hey, let me tell you something. Our pelicans here are white and they look alike just like the two of you. Yeah.

Yeah. Guess what? We know our pelicans here in Australia and people go, "How do you tell them apart?

" But we know them by their faces. Wow. I feel like this is what The Shining would be like if they made a sequel, right?

Have you ever considered getting yourselves surgically sewn together to become conjoined twins to get even closer to each other? No. No.

Okay. I thought twins. Well, Bridget and Paula, I want to thank you and if you ever want to come, we would love to have you come visit sometime and show you our pelicans and and take you around and just uh enjoy America together.

Thank you. Thank you. Uh yes, thank you for talking to us tonight and thank you for having us on your show.

Thank you. That is um Come on. Is that a bit Jesus so funny, Jimmy?

Wow. Wow. That is crazy.

All right. Well, that's weird. GMO, do you know how many subscribers we have on YouTube now?

Uh 20 million. That's right. Yeah.

That's why we're wearing these glasses. Thanks for being a subscriber. If you're not, help us get to 20 million and one.