GARÇOM (AO VIVO)

César. - César! - Yes!

- Have you chosen? - Sorry, I haven't seen it yet. - Hello, good evening.

- Good evening. I am Vieira, I'll be your waiter tonight. Would you like to order?

Yes. The turkish kissing fish, - could it be grilled, instead of milanese? - Grilled with fries?

- Could it be mashed potatoes? - Sure! Grilled with mashed potatoes.

And you? - I'd like a royal salad. - Royal salad.

Could it be without peas with olive oil on the side? - No peas, oil on the side. Milanese fish with.

. . - No, grilled.

- Grilled! - Don't you want to write it down? No, it's okay.

Would you like to order the drinks? - Passion fruit juice, no sugar. - Passion fruit, no sugar.

- Just water, please. - Water. Ice?

- No ice, flat. - Of course. I'll be right back.

Thanks. You know they'll get our orders wrong, right? - We didn't order a lot of things.

- He didn't write it down. - Here's your water. - I didn't ask for ice.

No ice, of course. - Flat water, also. - Flat.

No problem. I'm sorry, your salad has peas, right? - No, César.

. . - Caesar salad with peas.

No, no. . .

He's the one who ordered. - Caesar salad with peas for him. - No, César is my name.

- And I am Vieira, I'll be your waiter. - No. .

. - I ordered the salad. - The caesar salad.

- I don't remember the name. . .

- He said it was caesar. My name is actually César. What are the salads you have here?

- Tulip, tropical, house, chef's, green. . .

- No. . .

No. . .

No. . .

- Which one has peas and quail eggs? - Royal salad. - Yes.

I want a royal salad. . .

- Perfect. Royal salad. But with no.

. . No.

. . - Vieira!

- May I help? - Vieira, no peas and olive oil on the side. - Veal, no peas and olive oil on the side.

- We are out of veal, would you like pork? - No, that was his salad. - With pork?

- No peas and olive oil on the side. - No peas and olive oil on the side. Okay.

- Write it down, please! It's all in here! Don't worry!

Here's your juice, and this is your water. No sugar. Flat.

Excuse me! I'm sorry! We are out of tenderloin!

- Nobody ordered. . .

- Absolutely nobody ordered tenderloin. Well, all is fine, then! - No problems.

- Vieira! Come here. What are our orders?

- Yours is a milanese codfish with potatoes, no peas. . .

- No. . .

Vieira. Write it down. I want a royal salad with no peas and olive oil on the side.

You're not writing it down, Vieira! - Salad, and his is chicken. .

. - Fish. - Fish, milanese.

. . - Grilled.

- With fries. - Mashed potatoes. - Mashed potatoes.

Yours is a tropical salad. - Royal. - Royal, no corn.

- No peas. - No peas and no olive oil. - With oil.

- So you want olive oil? - Oil on the side. I've been asking from the start!

- No problems! - Just write it down! No need, no need!

I'm sorry. We're out of dresses. - Nobody ordered a dress.

- No dress. - Didn't you order the royal salad? - It comes with a dress?

Salad dressing. That's funny. .

. We thought you were talking about an actual dress! You never mentioned any dress, so.

. . I'll be bringing it soon, don't worry.

They didn't mention. . .

- There's a food truck. . .

- Let's go, I guess it won't come. . .

It's coming. . .

Excuse me. . .

Right! A turkish kissing fish, grilled with mashed potatoes! And a royal salad with no peas and olive oil on the side!

- Just like what we ordered! - Exactly! No?

Your order was bolognese, yours was white sauce. No problem. .

. - Vieira! Vieira!

- We are out of veal! I'll be right back. .

. - I'm leaving! - Easy, easy.

. . Gilmar!

Throw it all away, nobody ordered these! - No. .

. - Vieira! - Yes!

- I ordered the kissing! - Should I bring you the dress? - No.

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. . Why watch more?

He's seen the best one, why waste time with the rest? - No. .

. - This channel is filled with best videos! So humble!

A lot of bests! Even because we'll use this ending on other videos! Genius!