You have to help me. Please, she's missing. Who's missing? My sister. She was here and now she's gone. Please help me. What does she look like? Natalie, come with us. No. Sorry, Jess. She's out of control. No, I don't want to come with you. My sister, she's missing. Come on. Let's call your parents. Please help me. My sister. I just had the strangest interaction with the new girl. Let me guess. She asked you to help her look for her missing sister. >> Yes. What was that about? She's convinced her sister is missing and freaks out
about it every so often. This is the third school her family's had to transfer her to. >> So, what happened to her sister? >> Apparently, she never had a sister. Weird. I hope she gets the help she needs. On another note, do you want to come over after school today? >> I can't. I'm going for a run at Deep Lake and then I have a ton of homework. Maybe tomorrow. >> Hey, have you seen Billy Jean? >> Who's Billy Jean? Very funny, Becky. My best friend. Jess, you have friends? >> Whatever. Sebastian, have you seen
Billy Jean? She's not responding to my texts. >> Billy Jean, like the Michael Jackson song, Billy Jean? >> Sebastian, have you seen Billy Jean? She's not responding to my texts. >> Billy Jean, like the Michael Jackson song, Billy Jean? >> I guess, but Billy Jean, she's been in our class since kindergarten. >> The name doesn't sound familiar. >> Okay. Is everyone trying to play some prank on me? Because it's not funny. Hey, Miss Peppa. I don't think Billy Jean's going to be in class today. I haven't seen her at school. >> I'm sorry, Jess. And
who's Billy Jean? I'm not familiar with her. Is she a new student? >> No. If there's one person who would never forget Billy Jean, it's her own parents. >> Hello, Jess. Is everything all right? >> Not really. I just wanted to come over and see how Billy Jean was doing. >> Oh, that's so nice of you. But you have the wrong house, sweetie. >> No, I don't. Your daughter, Billy Jean, where is she? Well, we don't have a daughter. Are you okay? Do you want us to call your parents? >> I don't understand how you
don't remember your own daughter. She was just here yesterday. >> Honey, why don't you call the police? >> Yes, exactly. Call the cops and report that there's a missing person. Person you're describing to me no one else seems to have any recollection of. Now, you said you've known this person since childhood. Is it possible they're your imaginary friend? >> Imaginary friend? No. Your mother says she's never even heard of you speak of Billy Jean before today. That's part of the issue. No one remembers her but me. >> Mhm. Your school said that you had an
encounter with a girl named Natalie earlier this week. Have you been hanging out with her a lot lately? >> Natalie? Wait, the girl who thinks her sister's missing, but she doesn't exist? I know what you're thinking. And that's not it. Billy Jean exists. Now, calm down or we're going to have to detain you. >> You know what? I'll find her myself. >> Hello. >> Hi, I'm Jess. I go to school with Natalie. I was hoping maybe I could talk to her. >> I didn't know Natalie was making friends at her new school. She just went
through some therapy right now and she's not quite herself. Well, maybe I could cheer her up. Hi, Natalie. I'm Jess from school. Jess. Jess. Jess. School. School. School. Are you okay? What kind of therapy did your parents do on you? Jess. Jess. Jess. Real real. Yes, I'm real. Just like your sister's real. Sister. Sister. Real. Real. Do you remember the last time you saw your sister? Anything particular about that day? Sister. Sister. God gone. Help. Help. Help. Sister. >> It's okay. Help. What did you do to her? What did I do? What did you do?
She's not speaking coherent sentences. >> Help. Help. Sister. Sister. >> You've upset her. Please go. Could I come back tomorrow? You can never come back here. You hear me? >> Sister. Sister. >> Natalie. >> Oh, hi Jess. Sorry, my parents said I'm not allowed to talk to you. >> Hold on. I believe you that your sister is missing because the same thing that's happening to you is happening to me with my friend Billy Jean. >> Really? Yes. She was just here 2 days ago and now no one can remember her. That's exactly what happened with
Katrina. I know your parents don't want us talking, but is there any way we could get together after school? Maybe there's similarities in our stories and we could figure out where they went. I don't know. My parents are really strict, but maybe I could tell them that I have to do some extra tutoring or something after school. Maybe in the parking lot after school. Okay, walk me through the last day you remember with your sister. >> It was a Saturday. We got iced coffees in the morning and then we went and got our nails done.
After that, I went back home to work on my homework, but she didn't come with me. She never came home. Do you know what she was doing during that time? I think she said she was going to Deep Lake, but we go there all the time. It's nothing out of the normal. >> Billy Jean went to Deep Lake the last day before she went missing. Something might be going on at that lake. We have to go there. No, we definitely can't go there. If we go there and something happens to us, then there's no hope
for the missing people. But if we don't go there, we'll never figure out what's going on. >> There's nothing here. It's just a normal lake. Look over there. I see something. What is that? Natalie? Natalie, where'd you go? Give me back my sister, you monsters. >> Natalie, get back here. >> You remember your sister, Gerald? How can that be? You were supposed to erase everyone's memories. >> Oh, I did. It must be some fluke in the system. So, you are the ones that took them. Give us back Billy Jean. Gerald, bring me the euthanizer, would
you? I want to get rid of these two as quickly as possible. What are you doing here anyways? Since I'm about to kill you, I'll tell you. We're working on starting a new population on another planet to see if humans can survive. So, we've been taking unvolunteered volunteers to see how they do. If they're not volunteering, then they're not volunteers. That's why I said unvolunteered volunteers. So, you're kidnapping people. I have a lot of work to do, and I'm not going to argue with you two. Tomato tomato. Just give us back my sister and Billy
Jean. I'm sorry, but your sister and Billy Jean aren't even here anymore. Unfortunately, they're already on their way up to Planet X as we speak. You're too late. No, they're not. We haven't sent anyone up yet. They're still in training to make sure their skin doesn't fall off. >> Uh, Gerald, let me do the talking. Like I was saying, you're too late. So, they are here. >> Yep. >> Gerald, what did I say about letting me talk? Give them back to us or else. Or else what? Or else we'll fight you for them. Oh, please.
I'd break you both in 30 seconds. Gerald, give me the euthanizer. This has gone on long enough. What is that? Why are the police here? I've actually been live streaming this whole time. Good luck explaining your little kidnapping scheme to the police. >> Thank you, girls. We'll take it from here. Look, officer, I can explain. >> Jess, Billy Teen, I can't believe everyone forgot about me. Excuse you. Not everyone. No, you're right. Thank you. The news was saying those scientists were using radiation transmitters to kill the memory cells in everyone's brains. I guess since I
had so many memories of you, it was taking longer for me to forget. All these technology advancements are a little terrifying. You're telling me. I'm just glad you're okay. Me, too. >> Dad, what's this? >> Your soulmate symbol. If you don't find your match by the time you turn 18, you die. >> Die? Like? >> Yes. Like what happened to Mr. Fishy? >> I don't want to get flushed down the toilet. Then it's extremely important you are always on the lookout to find your match. Jess, I found my match. Who? The new kid. Stinky Sam.
>> I know. Well, at least you won't die now. Jess. Jess. Sam asked me to homecoming. I'm so happy for you. Remember when we used to call him Stinky Sam? >> Yeah. [laughter] Oh, how things have changed for you. I still haven't found my match, and I only have 3 years left. You will. Happy almost birthday. What do you want to do for your last day as a 17-year-old? Just say what you really mean. What do you mean? You mean my last day on Earth because it's my 18th birthday tomorrow and I never found my
match. Well, maybe today's the day. Or not. Billy Jean, seriously, stop being so positive. My hours are numbered. My hours are numbered. Unless some new kid we've never seen before walks through those doors with a diamond on his hand. What's with the face? A new kid just walked through those doors. Did he have a diamond? I don't know. I couldn't see. But let's go find out. There. There he is. Where? Right there. Right there. Yes. Are you blind? >> Billy Jean. He's not new. >> He's not? >> No. That's Henry. He's been in our class
since kindergarten. He doesn't have a diamond. He has a star. >> Oh. Oops. Come on. Let's go. >> Ben. >> Yeah. >> Can you pass me a pencil? >> Yeah, sure. Here. Thanks. What's this? >> Uh, my symbol. >> Yeah, but it looks drawn on. >> Uh, no. No, it doesn't. >> Yes, it did. Now, let me see it again. >> Okay, look. I changed my symbol to match Becky's. Okay. But don't tell her because she would never date me if she knew I didn't have her symbol. >> She would know because her countdown would
go away. >> I may have told her it's not going away because there was a glitch in the system. >> Ben, have you found your soulmate yet? >> No. >> So then you know you're killing both of you by lying to her then. >> I know, but it's romantic. It's like Romeo and Juliet. >> No. No, it's not. And what's your symbol? >> Gosh, I don't even remember. I've been drawing over it since I was like seven. Well, come with me because we're going to find out. Just stop. It doesn't matter. Okay, I'm happy. Ben,
I am 17 years and 363 days old today. If I don't find my soulmate, I don't get it tomorrow. So, please wash it off so I can see if there's a diamond underneath. Fine, but it's going to take a while because we have 10 years of Sharpie on this thing. There. It's It's a diamond. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Ben, we're soulmates. >> Ben, what does she mean? You're soulmates. Becky. Uh, there's a very logical explanation. You see? Wait. I think I heard about this on the news. Heard what? About people being in throppples. What? You're
right, Becky. That's exactly what's going on. Ow. I don't know how I feel about being in a throppple. Jess, sorry, but you're going to have to stay away from Ben. He's mine. Fine with me, Becky. Ben has plenty to tell you on his own. What does she mean by that? >> Don't worry about it. Billy Jean. Ben >> can't talk right now. Sorry, Jess. >> Yeah, I don't care. I just got an email from Match News asking me to do an interview about being in a throppple. You have to tell Becky the truth. >> But
she's been taking the throppple thing so positively. I don't want to hurt her. Yeah, and that's great and all, except for the minor detail that it's not true. I'll tell her when the time's right. Ben, stop being selfish. That poor girl is going to die if she doesn't find her match. And I won't have her blood on my hands. So, you have until the end of the day or I'll tell her. What's up, Thropppble? Just seriously, I told you to stay away from Ben. Stop being so clingy. Okay, no problem. Oh, and did you get
the interview from Match News? Make sure you respond because who knows, maybe they'll make a movie about us. Yeah, I don't know about Match News making a movie, but maybe Murder News. >> Huh? She's just trying to be funny, which she's not. Jess, don't you have an assignment that's due? Don't you have to go? Bye, Becky. Ben? Jess, don't worry, Becky. I haven't been talking to Ben. No, it's not that. I want to invite you to my birthday party this Friday. >> Wait, your birthday's Friday? >> Saturday? But the party's Friday. The big 18. Your
birthday's Friday. Saturday. But the party's Friday. The big 18. Becky, has your countdown stopped yet? No, but everyone assures me it's just a glitch. Cuz I found not one soulmate, but two. See, look at our symbols. Wait, Jess, why is yours a diamond and not a square like Ben and I's? Have you been lying about us being in a throppple this whole time? I'm not the one lying. Ben is. Ben isn't lying. We've been together since the sixth grade. He's had a square this whole time. He's been drawing it on this whole time. It's basically
a tattoo at this point. I don't know what your weird fascination is with my boyfriend, but there is no way he's been drawing it on for the past 6 years. Only a disturbed person would do that. Exactly. You know what? You're uninvited to my birthday. Becky, wait. Jess, did Ben tell Becky? I just saw her crying in the hallway. No, I did. You did? How did that go? Not well. She thinks I'm the one lying. You did basically just tell her her entire adolescence was a lie. That's a lot to drop on someone. The only
way I can convince her is if I find her real soulmate. How on earth would you do that? There, I posted her symbol all over Reddit, so hopefully somebody knows somebody that has it. Whoa, wait. What if Becky sees? She doesn't seem like the Reddit type to me. Where did you get that? Aunt Sabrina sent me a bag full of finger gummies and eyeballs. Do not eat that, Jessica. Those are not gummies. Sure, she sent me real severed fingers. She might have. Your aunt's a witch. Just because you two don't get along doesn't mean she'd
try and feed me real body parts. I wouldn't put anything past her. Now give me the bag. >> Sorry, Mom. But you need a better hiding spot. >> What does that mean? >> Ew. Sebastian, why are you letting her pick your nose? >> Who? Her. Jess, there's no one picking my nose. >> Wait, you don't see that girl right there? >> Do you? >> He can't see dead people. Pumpkin, just you can. >> Hello. Do you see something? Uh, no. Carry on. Stop it. So, you died in the 20s? >> Yes. Who are you talking
to? >> Margaret, my great great grandma's best friend. Please tell me you're joking. >> No. >> Since when? >> Since today when my aunt gave me these body part gummies that give me special abilities. Do you want one? >> No way. Those look a little too real to be gummies. Well, you're lost because that ghost leprechaun dancing on your head has sick dance moves. >> Get off my head. Get off. >> You can't touch them, Billy Jean. They're translucent. Have you ever seen Casper the ghost? A all the ghosts disappeared. Oh well, time to try
another. I really hope you're not a real finger. Principal Franklin, why do you smell like sweat, cheap coffee, and baby diapers? My wife just had a baby, so that's all I've been around for the past 48 hours. Well, I know money's probably tight with the new baby, but invest in some cologne, my guy. P you class. There will be no homework tonight after all. Yes, Miss Peppa's the best. She's actually only doing that because she's too hung over to grade papers and she just wants to get home to her leftover pineapple pizza before crying herself
to sleep again. Let me guess, you can read people's minds. Nope. I could smell people's odors. You'd be surprised how much Bio will give away. Does that mean you could smell my odor? >> Yeah. And let me tell you, not the day to forget to brush your teeth. Jess, I just thought of a genius idea. You know how the school's been speculating that Coach Frank and Miss Peppa are having a secret relationship? Well, now you can figure it out for everyone. So, does he smell like her? >> He doesn't smell like Miss Peppa. [snorts] But
I know that perfume. He smells like my mom. >> No, that must be who she sneaks out to see some nights. Maybe not. Maybe it's someone who wears her exact perfume. >> He doesn't just smell like her perfume, though, Billy Jean. He smells like her toe jam. >> Ew. TMI. >> You're telling me I had to smell it. >> Let's see what a green finger does. >> What does that mean? >> Becky, do you need a hand? >> Not from you. >> Come on. Your hands are clearly full. Just hand me something. >> Fine. Here.
>> Did you just tase me? >> No. >> I mean, not on purpose. >> How do you electrocute someone on accident? And you wonder why we're not friends. >> Wait. I'm sorry, Jess. Do you know why Becky's crying? Yeah, it's because I tased her. You what? On accident. My hands have electricity today. It's my special ability. Are you sure you don't want to try one of those fingers? It's really fun. >> Seeing dead people and tasing people with your touch. >> Yeah, I'm good. >> Someone help. My dog was running and his heart stopped. >>
I can help, but back up. I don't want you to get hurt. What are you going to do? Restart his heart. Max, you're okay. Thank you. I owe you one. >> It was my pleasure. >> Good boy, Max. Ow. Why did he zap me? Looks like someone got into my candy. He might do that for a few days. >> Days? What kind of candy was that? >> I could touch metal without being electrocuted. It finally wore off. >> I wonder what the zombie does. >> I feel weird. >> It's payback time. Did you just pepper
spray me? >> Yeah. Why aren't your eyes burning? Even mine are burning from being downwind. >> I don't know. I guess I'm immune. >> Well, then take this. >> Becky, get the taser off my arm. >> Is this thing not working? >> Nope. TEST IT OUT ON YOURSELF. Screw you, Jess. You painless freak. I could have picked a better time to eat that zombie. >> Jess? Oops. Sorry, I stepped on your toe. Don't worry about it. I can't feel pain right now. >> Really? Can I test it out? Go for it. Hit me as hard
AS YOU CAN. >> OW. Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. I punched you as hard as I could. >> I'm just kidding. I didn't feel a thing. You got me. >> Jessica, >> why is Becky driving a bulldozer screaming your name? >> I'm guessing she wants to figure out if I can feel that. Are you going to let her? >> Absolutely not. I might not be able to feel pain, but I could get squished. Run. Run. Let's see what Ghosty does. >> Has anyone seen Jess? >> She found me already. >> Jess, come out.
Come out, wherever you are. >> Wait, can she not see me? >> Who's talking? Hello? Who's there? >> Your great great aunt sister telling you to leave Jess alone and be the bigger person. >> Being the bigger person's overrated. >> Then I shall haunt you forever. On >> second. No, it's not. I'll leave her alone. >> Good girl. Ew. What is that? Billy Jean, it's me. I'm a ghost right now, so I need you to cover for me in Miss Peppa's class. Fine, but what do I say? Say I had like a family emergency or
something. Billy Jean, do you know where Jess is? Uh, yeah. She had like an ulcer in her mouth and it started spreading horribly and she had to leave really quickly without telling anyone. Ow. Well, hopefully she gets her herpes cure. I don't have herpes. Who said that? You couldn't have thought of a better lie. Hey, now you didn't get written up, did you? >> No. >> See, you should be thanking me. Wa! I can see you again. That means my ability wore off. I have one more finger to try. >> What does this one do?
>> I DON'T WHOA. >> Are you levitating? >> I'm not touching the ground. This is so cool. Hold on. Don't get too high. You could hurt yourself. Only if I fall back down. Billy Jean, the bell rang. Off to class. >> I need to start getting more sleep. I'm hallucinating flying students. >> Jessica, it is your turn to tell us your special talent. >> My special skill is I can fly. Very funny. Now, come on. Hurry up. I can. >> See? Holy Harry Potter. Okay. Okay. Where's the optical illusion? >> There's no optical illusion. It's
magic. >> Good try. But I believe in science, not wizardry. Here, grab my hands. I'll prove it. See, look how small everyone is. SET ME DOWN. SET ME DOWN. >> FINE. OW. OOPS. >> I quit. Jessica, where is the candy? I know you took it back. She's going to take it away for good this time. Jessica. Kaye, give me the candy. >> Sorry, Mom. There's nothing you can do. I ate it all. >> Jessica, [screaming] I am beautiful. I am beautiful. A two. Mirror, mirror in my hand. Make me the most beautiful girl in the
land. Much better. Luna, there's my favorite mermaid. Guess what? I got an eight. That's great. I mean, not as great as me, but stop. You got a 10. Don't act shocked. I mean, I know historically witches haven't been the most beautiful, but obviously I'm one of the best looking kids at the school. Next to you, of course. Luna, I see your scores on private. Did you get a one? No, Veronica, but I see you got a three. That's low, even for blood suckers. Take it back or I'll turn you into one. Try and I'll cast
a spell on you. Girls, no magic, no biting. Now get to class. Why are you keeping your score private? Because I don't need to show up. People can be really sensitive when it comes to their score. That doesn't sound like you at all. Just drop it, Mary. How is school, sweetie? Same old, same old. I am so proud of you for embracing your natural beauty and not pretending to be someone you're not. It'll make tomorrow much easier. What's happening tomorrow? What's happening tomorrow? They're making the scores public. Mom, I'm sick. I can't go to school
today. You don't sound sick. It's sickness of the stomach. Snakes coming out both ends. Oh my. This wouldn't have anything to do with the scores going public today, would it? Of course not. Vampire goblin and fairy Tooth. Make my daughter tell the truth. I don't want to go to school today because I told everyone I was a 10 what I'm really a two. Luna, you know better than to lie. Do I? You're going to school. End of discussion. Mirror, mirror in my hand. Make me prettier than I am. >> Luna, you little witch. What happened
to your 10? Huh? I cast a spell to change it so you wouldn't feel so ugly. More lies. The scores are spell locked. So, who's the ugly one now? >> Ignore them. They've been looking for a reason to tear you down since kindergarten. I deserve it. I should never have lied about my appearance. You're right. You shouldn't have lied. But they shouldn't make you feel bad about your score. It's just a number. Luna. Luna. Sweetie, you forgot your lunch. Is that your mom? >> Yes. Hide me. >> Hide you? Why? >> She can't see me
like this. See you like what? Just hide me. >> Luna, is that you? >> No. Why are you wearing this disguise? >> Because, Mom, I'm ugly. No one would be friends with me if they knew what I really looked like. Luna, you have your father's nose and my wart and your grandmother's eyes and your papa's teeth. Do you think we're all ugly? Of course not. Then don't think of yourself that way. You are the most beautiful compilation of all of your ancestors before you combined. You are my Luna bug. Now take off this mask you're
trying to hide behind. >> Ohio RZ and Skibbidy, let the world see the real me. >> No wonder she's wearing a mask. She's hideous. >> Una, look. Your score is going up. Wait, she's a 10? How? Because you're the most beautiful at your truest form. Does that mean if I show my tail and not my legs, I'll be a 10? Yes, it worked. What if I show my thanks? My score went up. So what? Then we're all tens when we're not hiding our flaws. >> Precisely, Veronica. Because we're all beautiful in our own ways. Thanks,
Mom, for helping me realize that. Anytime. Now, here's your lunch. Have a great rest of your day. Billy Jean, can your soulmate control your money even if you don't have any money? Yeah, they can make you go in debt. What? I just clicked money. Why would you do that? Because you paused after saying yeah. Sorry, I had to swallow. Billy Jean. >> Yeah, >> they can't control your money if you don't have any money. >> Huh? I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on the internet. >> Probably not. >> So, what does your soulmate
get to control then? >> I'm not sure. Like my face or something. Come on, we got to get to camp orientation. >> Welcome everyone to camp bear. >> Dude, are you okay? >> Yeah, it's just a We got our first crier. What's your name? >> Jess. >> Jess. Well, it's going to be okay. Camp is only one week and you can call your family every day. Okay. >> Okay, [laughter] >> Jess. It's been 5 minutes since your mom left. Pull yourself together. >> I'm sorry. I can't help it. My soulmate doesn't control my face after
all. >> They don't? Then what do they control? They control my emotions. >> Oh, this is going to be bad. I wish they would have let you go in debt. What did you say? >> Please, not the anger again. >> I'm sorry, Billy Jean. >> Oh, Jess, it's okay. >> Stop being nice to me. I'm a monster. I'm going to go over there. That's a really good idea. You're really smart. >> Uh-huh. >> You know what? I'm going to do what you would do in this situation, and you would try and fix things with Will.
Thanks, Billy Jean. >> Ow. >> Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. Did I hurt you? Are you bleeding? Did you lose a toe? >> No. No. I'm okay. I never had that toe to begin with. >> Oh, thank goodness. Sorry again. I'm so clumsy. >> Where are you off in a hurry, too? >> I'm looking for my friend. Well, not really my friend. I only met him a few hours ago, so I don't know if technically I could call him my friend yet, but I'm looking for this guy, Will. Have you seen him? >>
Will? Yeah. He's my bunkmate. >> Really? Oh my gosh. Is he near? Did he totally see me body check you? >> No, he was actually going fishing down at the lake. I'm Charlie. What's your name? And I can tell him I ran into you. >> Jess, >> nice to meet you. But actually, don't tell him I was looking for him because even though I was looking for him, I don't necessarily want him to know that I was looking for him. >> Your secret safe with me. >> Thanks. >> Good luck. >> Hi, Will. >> Oh,
Jess. Hey, what's up? >> I wanted to apologize for earlier. >> Jess, seriously, don't stress about it. Are you feeling better, though? >> Yeah. And I also wanted to tell you why I've been acting so weird. It's because you're so cool. Oh, >> but that's not what I wanted to say. I just I got distracted by your beautiful hair. How do you get it that way? >> Um, gel. >> I need to get gel. >> I don't think so. Your hair looks nice just the way it is. >> Thank you. >> Did I say something
wrong? >> You said everything right, but what I have been wanting to tell you this entire time is that my soulmate controls my emotions. >> Jess, why would you pick that one? You should have picked bank account like everybody else. >> I didn't have any money. >> I was just trying to be funny, but you're clearly not in the laughing mood. >> Do you still want to sit next to each other at the bonfire tonight? >> Jess, I really hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it's best if we don't. >>
Okay, I guess I'll see you around. >> Okay, bye. >> Will you please go to the bonfire with me? No, there could be spiders there. >> There could be spiders in here, too. Why would you say that? >> Sorry, I was just saying there could be. Besides, the bonfire isn't going to be any more scary than staying in here all by yourself tonight. You're right. You have to stay with me. >> I'm not staying. But I really hope your soulmate changes your emotions soon because this fear is a lot. >> What now? I smell rotten
eggs. >> Sorry, I was silent. I didn't know it was going to be so deadly. Billy Jean, just go to the bonfire and make them smell it. >> Why do I always get angry, Jess? >> Skipping the bonfire, too. >> I didn't really feel like being around people. >> How come? Is everything okay? >> No. My soulmate controls my emotions, and they made today absolutely impossible to make friends, let alone keep them. >> That must be exhausting having no control over your emotions. >> It is. >> I'm guessing you probably don't know who your soulmate
is then. >> Nope. But the second I do, it's lights out. >> Oh, wow. You really don't like them, do you? >> How could I? They've ruined my chances with Will. >> To be fair, I really don't think Will's the type of guy you want to be with. >> To be fair, you don't really know who. >> You're right. But I know Will. >> You seem like you know something, Charlie. >> What? >> Is Will the one controlling me? >> No. [laughter and gasps] You are a very bad liar. You know what? I am going
to go to that bonfire after all. I'm going to go confront the love of my life. >> Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait. I really don't think it's a good idea to go try and confront Will in front of everyone. >> Move or I'll make you move. >> Jess, over here. You decided to come after all. >> Yeah, I'll be right there. I'm gonna talk to Will first. >> Hi, Will. >> Oh, Jess. Um, hey, remember I said we weren't going to hang out tonight? Yeah. I don't know why you said that. >> Because you're kind
of going through a lot right now. >> Spider, where? >> I don't know, but probably nearby. >> Probably. We're outside. >> Well, >> yeah. >> I know you're the one controlling me. >> What? >> I said I know you're the one controlling me. >> Jess, I am not. I actually found my soulmate tonight, and it's not you. >> What? Who? >> Heather. She's over there. I'd been controlling her bank account all week. >> But Charlie said, >> "Wait, Charlie told you it was me." >> I mean, like kind of in a weird way without using
those exact words, but using tones that kind of alluded to those words, >> bro. Jess, I don't know what Charlie said or didn't say or tones he used or didn't use. But I am not your soulmate. You know, maybe Charlie is. He can control his soulmate's emotions. >> He can. That's why he was acting funny. I thought this whole time he was covering for you, but really he was just making me look like a bigger fool in front of you because he kept changing my emotions constantly. I need to go find him and make him
pay. >> Good luck to you and him. >> Charlie, it's not Will, is it? >> I never said it was Will. You said it was Will. >> No, but you were acting funny. You made me look like a complete fool in front of him again. >> I'm sorry. I was trying to stop you, so I was hitting every single emotion I could. >> Yeah, I could feel it. Are you changing my emotions right now? >> No, I swear I didn't switch it. >> Then who is? >> I don't know. They're just switching on their own
now. >> It must be because I finally found out that you are my soulmate. I'm finally free. >> I'm really sorry if I made these last few days horrible. I was just having fun with it. >> Apology accepted. Besides, I think we're going to be even in about 48 hours from now. >> What is that supposed to mean? >> You'll see. >> What are you doing? No, no, no. Jess, do not touch that panel. Do not touch that panel. Welcome to the School of Criminals. You will be given a test to determine which criminal occupation
best suits you. Here's a Squishallow, a barf bag, and pepper spray. Best of luck. Your test will begin in 10 seconds. >> How difficult is this test? There's a 45% completion rate. >> So 55% just quit. >> Quit is a nicer way to put it. But yes, they die. Good luck. Wait a second. >> Assassin. You really >> Hey, Shrimp Head over here. >> Me? >> I said shrimp head, didn't I? I'm noodles. I'm your partner in crime for the mission. So all you got to do is say best friend and it's lights out. >>
Lights out for who? The target. I already got my eyes on them. Now listen, I don't want anyone to hurt Billy Jean. She's my best girl pal. And >> yes, Billy Jean, I didn't think I would see you today because of that criminal assessment. But uh who's that guy behind you? And why isn't he blinking? >> Ignore him. He's my partner in crime today. >> OMG. Are you on a mission right now? You can tell me since I'm your best friend. Best friend, eh? Do you think she's your best friend? No. And would you just
put the knife down? I'm sorry, Billy Jean, but can we catch up later? I'm kind of in the middle of something. >> Okay, but what do you mean I'm not your best friend? Best friend, eh? Do you think she's your best friend? >> No. And would you just put the knife down? >> I'm sorry, Billy Jeene, but can we catch up later? I'm kind of in the middle of something. >> Okay, but what do you mean I'm not your best friend? >> Can we not do this right now? Not until you tell me why you
said I wasn't your best friend. I didn't say it because if I say that word, he is going to kill you. >> Hey, shrimp head. The thing about code words is you don't tell the target it's a code word. Wait, am I the target? >> Yes. So run. She can run, but I'll still find her. No, noodles. You won't. I don't care if I fail at being an assassin. We're not killing my best girl pal. Hey, you almost said it. You thought about killing her for a second, huh? No, I didn't. >> Yeah, you did.
That's because you picked the worst code word. That's what they all say. Jessica, do you even want to take this assessment? because it didn't even look like you tried in the simulation. >> I do, but I didn't agree with the task. >> That's the thing about working as a criminal. You're not always going to agree with the choices you have to make. But if we tell you to do something, you're going to have to do it. Now, you better give this next occupation your best shot or I'm ending the assessment. >> Hacker, I'm waiting. >>
Yes. How can I help you? >> I need you to hack my friend's ticket master and transfer me her Taylor Swift tickets. >> Okay. And your friend's name? >> Julie. >> Taylor Swift's date of birth, >> 1989. and Julia Zodiac. >> Capricorn, >> I'm in. You should be getting the tickets in the next few minutes. >> Yes. >> Next. >> Hi. I need you to hack my boyfriend's Instagram so I can see if he's cheating on me. >> Okay. His favorite sports team? >> Tampa Bay. >> Middle name? >> Roger. And lucky number >> 69.
>> Done. >> Really? >> But it does look like he's cheating on you with your brother. >> I knew it. >> Next. >> Great job. You're two for two. But let's see if you can hack someone of real power. >> Like >> like the president's email. You have 30 seconds. I did it. Eight out of 10. Looks like you're pretty good as a hacker, but let's see how you do on this next one. This is the person you will be stalking. Your task is to figure out where they live. >> Why am I stalking a
nobody? >> A nobody? That person's the richest man in the world. >> Oh, >> shows what I know. >> Find anything? Yeah, every Tuesday they post at the same coffee shop. I'm going to go there and see if I can follow them home. Good idea. Here are some smart glasses to help you track them. Thanks. >> Target approaching. >> Let me turn these down. >> Target looking at you. >> There's got to be an Oxford on me somewhere. >> Target coming closer. >> Shoot. >> Missiles launched. >> No, no, no, no, no. Missiles launched. No
missiles launched. It's okay, everyone. No need to panic. >> Target leaving. Cancel missiles. >> Missiles cancelled. >> Target no longer in sight. >> I'm aware. >> One out of 10. I would have done better, but those glasses sabotaged me. You have one more chance to secure a job with us. >> Kidnapping? Who am I supposed to kidnap? >> Chuck-E-Cheese. You want me to kidnap a kid from Chuck-E-Cheese? >> Oh, no. We want you to kidnap Chucky from Chuck-E-Cheese. Time's a ticking. Kidnapping? Who am I supposed to kidnap? >> Chuck-e-Cheese. You want me to kidnap a
kid from Chuck-E-Cheese? >> Oh, no. We want you to kidnap Chucky from Chuck-E-Cheese. Time's a ticking. Chucky, you need to come with me. Sure, kid. Where you want to go? The ball pit. >> Ew. No. Kids pee in there. >> Sometimes they do more than pee. You need to follow me outside or someone's going to get hurt. >> Wait a second. Are you trying to kidnap me? Because I do not get paid enough to get kidnapped right now. Yes, I am kidnapping you and you're going to listen to me or I'm going to hurt that
kid over there. [gasps] >> Okay, fine. The breaks here are horrible anyways. I'd be happy to come. >> Now, hang on. You have to like kind of put up a fight otherwise it's just us hanging out. >> Do you want me to scream? >> Would you please? >> Ah, she's kidnapping me. >> Everyone on the ground. >> I'm scared. >> You're coming with me. >> Ma'am, you are under arrest for trying to kidnap Chucky. >> How did you guys get here so fast? We were just inside. >> I have a panic button in my suit.
So, the second you said you were going to hurt someone, I called the police. >> You played me. >> It was kind of fun. >> I don't even need to see the score. Clearly, I'm the best at hacking. >> Wait a second. One more occupation just popped up for you in our system. >> Really? What is it? >> You're about to find out. >> Oh, Alice, wake up. >> Queen of Hearts, where am I? >> You stumbled down here, you clumsy little thing. >> Let me go. >> What fun would that be? You escaped the
first time and we couldn't have that happen again. >> You're so annoying. God's off with her head. She's insulting me. >> No, please stop. I'll do anything. >> Anything? H Okay, stop. >> Really? >> Sure. I'm not completely heartless. If you complete three tasks, I'll let you go. >> Deal. >> Oh, Alice. >> Yeah. >> Remember, you have 3 hours to complete your tasks. Don't be late like the white rabbit. >> Task one, light someone on fire. >> She's making these impossible. White rabbit, are you home? Whoa, what's with the candles? I'm late for a
ceremony. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. Light someone on fire. I wonder if I could just have someone stand on a candle. >> Oh, white rabbit. >> Ow, my paw. I'm late. It worked. >> I'm ready for my next task. >> Well, you completed the first one so quickly. Maybe I underestimated you. Well, good luck with the next one. >> Punch the Mad Hatter. Her tasks are so aggressive. She really is an angry queen. >> Mad Hatter. Alice, a merry merry unbirth to you. >> You did all of this for me. We heard you were
back in Wonderland. What are you waiting for? Have a seat. It's not an unbirth day without some tea. Alice tea. I don't like tea. We remembered we got you punch. >> Punch the mad. >> Here you go, Mr. Hatter. Let me punch you. >> Alice, thank you. >> A very merry and birthday to us. >> Cheers. >> For your next task, you must save a life. >> Save a life? What? How? >> I would get cozy here, Alice, because Wonderland is going to be your new home. >> Welcome back. >> Do you guys need any
savings? Not that I know of. But Alice, here, have a candy. A life saver. I have one left, but I'm so full. Don't let it go to waste. I'll take it. >> And save a life. >> It didn't work. >> Look who's back and out of time. I saved a life. It should have counted. I made sure not to allow loopholes on this one. Gods, get her. Here, boss. You could have her candy. [laughter] >> Someone help her. She's choking. >> You saved me. >> Well, Alice, I'm a woman of my word. You're free to
go back home. >> Really? You're letting me go? >> Well, don't get too excited. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again soon. And next time. >> Jerica, that's my shirt. Finish the song lyric for a prize. Count me in. Picture. Picture. Smile for the picture. Pose with your brother. Would you be a good sister? Yes. I am so going to win this prize. >> I work all night. I work all day. Is that really a song lyric? It sounds like something my mom would say in therapy. Maybe I've heard her sing this song in
therapy before. What else does she say in therapy? Um, I wish my husband didn't cheat on me with my best friend. Maybe not. Mom, can I go to the mall with Serena after school today? >> No, we need to save so I can pay the bills I have to pay. >> That's it. Pay the bills I have to pay. >> Thanks, Mom. What did I do? I wonder how many of these I have to complete. I'm thankful for my sister, even though sometimes we fight. I know this one. Why can't I think of it? >>
I know it. >> Stuck on the lyric game? >> Yes. And I know the lyric, but my brain is having the biggest fart. You might as well give up now. Apparently Sebastian's already on his fourth lyric. I'm on my third. I could pass him. Yeah, you could. Apparently Sebastian's already on his fourth lyric. I'm on my third. I could pass him. Yeah, you could. When high school wasn't easy, she's the reason I survived. Yes. Okay, give me another good one. I am your mother. You listen to me. Yes. That means I'm tied with Sebastian now.
I could win the prize. What's all the cheering? What's going on? >> Sebastian just became one of the finalists. >> What? How many finalists are there? >> Only two. There's one spot left. >> Come on. Give me a new lyric. >> Did you get your new lyric yet? >> Not yet. Hurry up. Oh, you >> stop. Don't upset it more. Just be patient. >> Finally, there will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword. He will tear your city down. Olay. Oi. O Lord. It didn't work. But that's correct. I know it is. >> You
have to sing it to be a finalist. >> You do? >> Yeah. That's how Sebastian completed his sing. >> I really want that prize. >> Sing. >> I really want that prize. They will tear your city down. Oh, Lord. It's still thinking. >> Yeah, I don't think it counts if it wasn't on tune. >> She sounded like a dying cat. Don't disrespect cats like that. >> Please work. It worked. It shouldn't have. Sebastian, are you worried I might beat you in the finals? >> Not even a little. >> Congratulations. You're a finalist. The next round
will be a rap battle. >> A rap battle? >> Who wants to go first? >> I can go first. I'm not scared. >> My song's Airplanes. I got this. >> Yeah, I could use a dream or a genie or a wish to go back to a place much simpler than this. >> Yeah, Sebastian, that was an easy one. Well, let's see how you do. I got this one. This one is for the boys with the booming system. Top down AC with the cooling system. When he come up in the club, he be blazing up. Got
stacks on the deck, but he's saving up. >> Yes. >> I've never heard of this one. What song did you get? Area codes. I don't know it. >> I do. If you get this right, you win the prize. Dad, >> I'm on a work call. I wonder who he's talking to. >> Best. My dad's cheating on my mom. Oh, he is not getting away with this. Dad, how dare you? >> Sweetie, I'm on a work call. >> Work call? Yeah, more like booty call. >> Excuse me. >> I know you're cheating on mom with who's
ever on the phone. >> I'm going to have to call you back. >> How could you? >> I'm not cheating on your mother. The only thing I might love more than her is this sandwich I'm eating, which is really good. >> Is that sandwich the best thing you've ever had? >> Yeah, I would say so. Why? >> Just wondering. >> Now, will you tell me why you think I'm cheating on her? This was actually just a test, Dad. And you passed. Good job. See you later. I guess I need to be more careful when using
these things. >> You know, maybe my mom doesn't hate me. Mom, I need you to think about me for 10 seconds straight. Okay. >> Why? >> Class project. >> Darling, won't you never grow up? This >> Mom, you do love me, don't you? >> Of course. Why would you even ask me that? >> Because earlier I could tell something was bothering you, and I thought it was me. >> Oh, no. There was just a fly flying around and I've been trying to get it all day. >> I hope you pacified it. >> Didn't have to.
The dog did. >> Who's a good boy? I wonder what you're thinking. >> Everyone is dum dum dum. >> Really? That's what you think of us? What song did you get? Area codes. I don't know it. >> I do. >> If you get this right, you win the prize. >> Got a white boy on my roster. He'd be feeding me pasta and lobster. He just hit me up on Tuesday like, "What you doing, ba? Let me take you shopping. >> Congratulations. >> That's it. I won. >> Sending you your prize now. >> Airpods. Cool. >>
Congrats. You played well. >> You too, Sebastian. >> I am so lonely. >> Did you say something? >> No. Why? >> Oh, no. I could have just swore I heard you singing for a second. >> Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I'm going to go. >> I think these AirPods allow me to hear people's feelings in musical form. Mom, you'll never guess the day I had. >> What happened? >> Well, I got these cool AirPods and they basically >> What? >> I didn't say anything. >> Never mind. Jerica, I got these AirPods and they allow
me to hear people's feelings. >> No way. >> Yeah, put them in. >> Whoa. >> Can you hear what I'm feeling? >> No. >> Really? Let me try. >> That girl's a liar. That girl's a liar. >> I am not a liar. >> Never said you were. [clears throat] I guess these only work on me. And now I know my mom hates me. I wonder what my dad thinks of me. >> Wait, did she say do this or do that? >> I don't know. >> Me neither. >> No one heard her. >> Did you hear
her? No. >> Well, what are we supposed to do? >> Well, I'm stopping. I'm so tired. >> Yeah, I am, too. >> Would you please repeat? >> She must have said do this. All the people who kept running didn't make it. >> You guys have to be quieter. You almost got us all killed. >> Us? >> Yes. If you weren't complaining so much, maybe everyone would have heard her and half her class wouldn't be dead. >> Do this. Hands on your head. Do that. Stop. Do that. Jump. Do this. Clap. >> Why is she talking
so much? What kind of speed round is this? >> Linda. Shh. Do you want to repeat what just happened? >> Do this. Close your eyes. >> Hey, someone just touched my >> Sorry, I can't see anything. >> None of us can. So, quit walking around and touching things. If she doesn't let us see soon, we're going to be stuck out here all night. >> What was that? [clears throat] >> Did anyone else hear that? >> Was that a bear? >> Do that. Run. [snorts] >> If she doesn't let us see soon, we're going to be
stuck out here all night. >> What was that? >> Did anyone else hear that? >> That wasn't a bear, was it? >> Do that. Run. >> Nobody move. She said do that. >> Screw that. I'm not about to get eaten by a bear. I don't care what she says. >> Me neither. >> Do this. Open your eyes. >> Where's the bear? Where did it go? >> Do this. Go home. >> Hi, sweetie. How was your day? >> Horrible. The game made us close our eyes outside and we were almost attacked by a bear. >> A
bear? Really? In the middle of LA. >> I heard it. I promise. >> Maybe it was one of your classmates breathing heavy. Sometimes people snore when they're awake. >> No, it wasn't. They heard it, too. >> If you say so. >> Well, on the bright side, you graduate from the game on Friday. >> I know. It's the only thing keeping me going. This game sucks. >> Oh, honey, you're so dramatic. It's not that bad. >> Mom, half my classmates have died. I don't think it's the same as when you were a kid. >> If you
say so, sweetie. >> Do this. Stay awake. >> Please. No. I'm so tired. >> Well, on the bright side, you graduate from the game on Friday. >> I know. It's the only thing keeping me going. This game sucks. >> Do this. Stay awake. >> Please. I'm so tired. Hello. Are you having a hard time staying awake, too? >> Yeah, it's torture. I thought maybe we could talk so we stay awake. Thanks for calling. >> Do this. Stop. >> So, we can sleep now. It's too late. We have to go to school. >> Did anyone get
any sleep last night? >> What a stupid question, Hannah. Because if they slept, they wouldn't be alive. >> Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. >> Do this. Touch your nose. >> Do this. Touch your head. >> Do this. Touch your mouth. >> Do this. Touch your ear. Do that. Touch your eye. >> No one did it. Guys, we're getting really good at this game. Maybe we'll make it to graduation after all. What just happened? Why did Hannah die? No one messed up. >> Guys, we're getting good at this. We might make
it to graduation after all. >> What just happened? >> Why did Hannah die? >> She moved her finger off her ear. The game hadn't told us to stop. >> She's gone. >> Do this. Stop. >> Finally. >> How many kids do you think are left in our class? >> 69. >> Didn't we start with 420? >> Yeah. 2 days left of this torture. >> Do this. Kiss. >> Ew. >> What? We have to. >> No, we don't. >> Yeah, she said do this. >> There. It never said kiss someone. It said kiss. >> Oh. Uh,
my bad. You really wanted to kiss me, didn't you? >> No, I just really wanted to live. >> Sure. >> Hey, Jess. Happy graduation day. >> Finally. I cannot wait to be done with this game. >> Me, too. >> Do this. Hold your breath >> and disappear into >> Do that. Stop. Do this. Stop. >> These next few hours are going to be torture, aren't they? >> Do this. Stop. >> These next hours are going to be torture, aren't they? I think torture is an understatement. I wonder what life will be like after the game.
>> Enjoyable. >> I just feel bad for the underassman that still have to put up with this for a few more years. >> I heard the sophomore class is already down to 70 students. >> Really? >> Yeah. They're really bad at the game. They're dropping like flies. >> Do this. Spin in a circle. Do this faster. Do that. Stop. >> I'm going to puke. >> Keep going. You can do it. >> Do this. Stop. Finally. 2 minutes until graduation. >> Guys, we've almost done it. We've almost completed the game. >> Do this. Play forever. >>
Yeah, right. What the heck? >> What? What's going on? >> What the game just said? >> It didn't say anything. >> You didn't hear it. >> Do this. Play forever. >> Did you hear it that time? >> No. >> Jess, it's not talking. >> Three, two, one. We did it. >> Do this. Touch your nose. >> Jess, what are you doing? I don't know. It's still giving me directions. >> Do this. Touch your nose. >> Jess, what are you doing? The game's over. >> I don't know. It's still giving me directions. >> It is. >>
Do this. Touch your head. >> It's not giving us directions. >> What do I do? >> You don't have to play anymore. The rule is when you graduate, you're done with the game. >> I think I do. >> Do this. Nod your head. >> Do this. Stop. >> So, what now? You're just going to keep playing the rest of your life? I certainly couldn't. >> No, you're right. I shouldn't have to play anymore. Rules are rules. >> Do this. Touch your eye. >> Is it talking to you right now? >> Do this. Touch your eye.
>> Don't do it. [screaming] >> Guys. Guys, I'm okay. I don't have to play anymore. Guys, >> where am I? >> Welcome, Jess. You are a new leader. >> New leader. >> You now control the current players. Try it. Say, do this or do that. >> So, I just tell them to do something. >> Exactly. And they have to do it >> or they die. >> I don't know. >> Do it. >> Do this. >> Like and follow me. >> Mom, I forgot to plug myself in last night and now I'm about to die. How
did you forget to plug yourself in? I was up late watching Netflix and now I fell asleep. Sometimes you are so reckless. >> Can you help me? I have to go to work. Yes. I have a portable charger you can borrow. Now you can be plugged in at work. >> Thanks, Mom. I don't know what I would do without you. You wouldn't be alive without me. >> Have a good day. >> One tall truffle ice maker coming up. Hey Jess, can I talk to you in the back >> and your battery? Why don't you try
an energy drink? It gives you full battery. Are you sure it's safe? >> Yeah, I drink them all the time before work. >> Hey boss, I decided to unplug myself. So now I'm ready to work. Are you okay? Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? Because you can't stand still. Oh. Um, just full battery charge. >> I don't, but get back on the floor. >> Okay. Grande ice cola macchiato coming up. It'll be at the end of the line. Have a great day. Next. That energy. It's awesome. I don't know why I've never tried it before. >>
Probably because of the side effects. >> Side effects? >> Yeah, like shaky hands. >> You must be right about this. Exactly. >> I can't even feel it anymore. But also, you can crash sometimes. Your battery will drop to zero with no warning. >> Wait, what? It's very rare though. >> You'll be fine. >> Wait, what? >> Your battery can go from 100 to zero without any warning. It's a rare side effect. >> Sugar cookie left. >> Oh no. >> Hey boss, I need to go to the bathroom. Can you get someone to come in the
front? >> Yeah, but hurry back. >> Do you need one of those energy drinks? I'm crushing hard and I still have 2 hours in my >> I don't think you're supposed to drink more than one. >> I don't have a choice. It's either that or lose my job. >> Fine, but don't tell you I didn't warn you. >> Thanks. >> Shot espresso on the rocks. Have a great day. Next, >> Jessica. >> Yeah. >> Can I talk to you in the back? >> Sure. >> What's up? >> What's with you turning into a wiggle? >>
Oh, well, I just have a lot of energy. >> Well, cut it out. You're scaring the customers. >> Okay, I'll try. >> Just try and stop wiggling. >> Okay, I'll try. You good? >> Not great. Customers were complaining about how much I'm moving and now I have to try and contain it. But I'm so jazzed up. I told you not to have a second energy drink. >> Whatever. Things are fine. >> Are you sure? >> No. >> Want iced tea latte? >> Ma'am, are you okay? >> I'm fine. >> Just honey, right? >> No. Just
me. >> Oh my god. Jess. How did I get home? What happened? >> You're awake. You passed out and have been in the hospital for 3 days. We just brought you home. >> I'm so glad to see you up walking around. We're lucky you're alive. >> But I'm okay now. >> Yeah, you just have to be plugged in the rest of your life. >> And you lost your job. But you're going to be okay. for [laughter] [music] online.comaba.comigital. [music] Eldan >> [music] >> Amen. Mahalch. >> [music] >> onlineba.combaba.comigital. Eld. Dochech. [music] foreign. [music] [music] Fore!
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