OUTRA MULHER

Honey. Yes, honey? I'm almost asleep.

If you could be with another woman, who would it be? Don't do that, honey. Don't.

-It's just a game. -I know. But I'm almost asleep.

In fact, let's go to our room. Honey, it can be anyone. It can be a celebrity.

Okay, let's watch the show and I'll tell you. It's quick, honey. We're playing.

-Just name a person. -I don't know. .

. Who's the most beautiful woman after me? -I never thought about that.

-Think now. Jesus, honey. .

. C'mon, honey! I only want you.

I only think about you. Honey, we're adults. Just tell me who you think is beautiful.

-Anyone? -Anyone. I don't know, I don't know.

. . I can't think of anyone.

-The first woman that pops. -No one. -Three, two, one.

. . Say it!

-Danni Suzuki! -You hurt me. -There.

-Was that it? -See? -We're okay?

-There. -I'm silly. -You're silly.

Okay. C'mon. .

. Why Danni Suzuki? Why did you pick Danni Suzuki?

I don't know. Because she's pretty. There are so many pretty women in the world, and you picked Danni Suzuki.

I had to say a name. I didn't know I couldn't pick. .

. I didn't know you thought Danni Suzuki was gorgeous. I didn't say she was the most gorgeous woman.

. . But you could have picked any American model or artist and you picked Danni Suzuki.

I know, sweetheart, I think she's beautiful inside. -Okay. -What is it?

What is it? -Tomorrow we'll sign the papers. -What papers?

-The divorce papers. -Wait! What divorce?

I won't get in the way of you fucking Danni Suzuki. -But I don't want to. .

. -It's your "Romeo and Juliet". Honey, wait!

Take it easy! Fuck that, Roberto! Don't you dream about fucking Danni Suzuki?

You're going after that dream. -It's not a dream! -What is it?

A reality? -How do you know Danni Suzuki? -I don't know Danni.

-Danni? -It's her name! Her name is Danni Suzuki!

It's like Sandy & Junior. You only say Danni if you're intimate. Are you intimate with her, Roberto?

How do you call her? Suzuki whore? Danni whore?

-You're being so low. . .

-Low? Are you defending Danni Suzuki? I'm not defending Danni!

Suzuki! Roberto, do you know which other man I'd kiss? -Which one?

-No one. -I said I didn't want any woman! -You weren't convincing.

The first chance you had, you were already eating Danni Suzuki's Japanese pussy! -I only want you, my love. -Too late.

-What is this? -Hey! What's going on here?

I called Danni so you can sign your marriage papers. But where did she come from? -How do you know her?

-I know people. Bruno Gagliasso. Wait, this isn't right.

Let's talk. I think my wife got things confused here. -She's a little.

. . -There's no confusion.

Didn't you want to kiss Danni Suzuki? -Just kiss Danni Suzuki. -I don't know her.

We can sort that. Roberto, Danni. Danni, Roberto.

-Leave me for her to my face. -I don't want to leave you. .

. Guys, I'm sorry, I only have half an hour. You're making the girl late!

Hurry up, Roberto! -I don't know. .

. -Kiss Danni Suzuki! -I'm sorry.

-It's okay. Let's do this. -Do it, Roberto!

-Easy. . .

Kiss her! What the hell? Jesus Christ!

Nice! You killed Danni Suzuki! Danni Suzuki, Roberto?

It's that sashimi guy. You see Danni Suzuki in everyone. -Bury him!

-They're very similar. Excuse me. Just a second.

What's going on, honey? She's our new maid. You like her?

What's her name? Her name is let's see how much you love your wife. Great.

It's hot!