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What's up, everyone! Today's Vraaaaucast guest is Marcelo Gonçalves. It's Doctor Marcelo Gonçalves, right, mic.

That's right, Cauê, let me read it here because it's no small feat. Marcelo here is a doctor in nuclear physics, Professor at Priceton University. Princeton.

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not mentioning the articles published in the most. . .

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prestigious scientific journals. -Welcome, Marcelo. -Thank you.

Thank you for the invitation. Glad to talk to you, with the whole audience. A great resume, I loved it.

I'd like to start by asking a question that everyone probably asks you, because you are an important dude, what's your team? -My team? -Your team.

Soccer team? Fuck, what else? Volleyball?

Who has a volleyball team? We don't watch volley. Soccer, damn it.

I'm not such a soccer guy. . .

I'm not really into this soccer thing. Science takes all my time. I have a buddy who's into that scientist stuff.

His name's Paulo. Do you know him? -Paulo.

. . -Large Paulo.

So. . .

It's just that. . .

Science is a broad area, is very vast, so it has distinct areas. My area is more nuclear physics. -Nuclear?

-Yes. Man, in my mind, okay? I think everybody should have their own nuclear bomb, you know.

I was thinking about that. I think it'd be cool. We should check how much it costs.

So. . .

No, right? What do you mean by no? It's my opinion.

It's just that the nuclear bomb, like that, it's a. . .

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it's a weapon of mass destruction, right? I don't think so, bro. No, it's just.

. . It's just that it's not about.

. . Hey!

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Would you give me your copper? This is a waste of time, actually. We are here to talk about science and.

. . No, it's not a waste of time, because time is relative.

Yes, time is relative. That's your area, isn't it? Isn't that Isaac Einstein?

No, it's Albert Einstein. All right. .

. In relation to that, I'd like to get into a hot button topic we heard about. Why, to this day, haven't you built the flying skateboard from the movie "Back to the Future?

Don't you think that that undermines the credibility of science in relation to the ordinary citizen? For me, yes. So, it's just.

. . So, my area has nothing to do with that, but then the flying skate.

. . Do you have any idea what it would mean for a skateboarder?

A flying skate? Can you imagine Charlie Brown Jr flying? He died without being able to fly on a flying skateboard.

This movie is a work of fiction so this. . .

But it's science fiction, and you're a man of science. Own up to it, doctor. Yeah, but.

. . Are you creating a flying skateboard in the coming years?

So. . .

in the next few years, I don't think so. Whoa! So cut that, for the ads, "Science kills, again, Charlie Brown Jr.

" No. . .

That's what you just did. Let's go to the topic of women. Women?

Women in science. Important topic. Or it isn't?

Very important. There in your office, when you're doing your res. .

. -It's a laboratory. -Yeah, laboratory.

He corrects everything. . .

Back in your lab, late at night, you're there with your intern, do you think that women value good physique, or are you hard? What's up, bro. So, you.

. . you.

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. . are working in the United States, right?

You think that there, the laws of physics are better than here in Brazil? The laws of physics are the same everywhere. In theory, because in practice we know how it works, with all the politics that's going on here.

Bro, I'm not afraid to say it, dictatorship, Supreme Court. I'm not afraid to say it. No, the laws of physics are basically the same regardless of the place.

It's not, brother! You're good at math, doc? Hum, yes.

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I'm going. Where to? What?

So I have. . .

We still have 7 hours of interview. This is a platform. Stay the fuck there.

What's wrong, doc? We'll have Vampeta now. That's why we called him.

Vampeta is here in the studio! Come here, Vamp! That was altered in Photoshop, right?

Why do I need to know if it's Photoshopped? Because you work with science and only you can say if this is Photoshop or not. Photoshop is science.

Let me see that. That glands are clearly altered. I said so!

The length of the dick here is skewed. You can see it here. .

. This vein here doesn't even exist. This vein, no.

. . So, yes, The whole thing was photoshopped.

I fucking told you. There's no dick that size. It's too big, man.

Yeah. A Copper here.