Jogando RPG s01e02 | Cego, surdo, mudo e só fala a verdade | D&D 5.0

Who will participate of the Pinganã championship? Me! You can see that the most part of people are Dwarves.

There's a man, human, that seems to be. . .

. . .

fine -Fine. - Well, I'm not a Dwarf, - I won't have advantage, but. .

- There's a board showing how many Pinganã, the people already drunk. This human already drunk seven, the dwarves 5 and are breathing like this. - Holy s***.

- How this human looks like? - It's a skinny guy, like this, fine. Skinny?

Always in championship like this, to drink, to eat. . it's always a skinny guy that win.

Playing RPG He says, He don't want the prize. . So, if someone.

. If someone to win of the dwarves, that are in 5 Pinganãs. .

. . .

Wins the prize, that is a barrel of Pinganã of Sasha Krovodka. - Uuuhh! - It's very expensive.

Why don't he want the prize? - He says, he don't have intention. .

. - He is drinking only for fun! He is drinking only for fun!

And he says that if someone beat his score he give a extra prize. It's only to shows that he is the best! - Seven.

You already drank one. At each Pinganã it become harder. The.

. The Baldun have advantage. It's a constitution saving throw.

11. Good one, girl! Did you already drink one, didn't you?

Yep. Head shot! You drop directly on the floor!

- I'll pay. . .

- I'll drink twice in a shot. This guys is sick! Okay You will have disadvantage.

Twice at once! One roll for both. Dude, you will be so virile!

This is not going to work very well. What's your worst result? 2 - Okay.

. . .

- Total equals 3. Total equals 3. Head shot!

You take 2 Pinganã. Everyone says "This guys is a hero! " You drank!

In the same move, you gone. Fuck this if I fainted. I fainted.

Championship? What championship? I rode a dragon.

A dragon. Me. Rode a dragon!

Ah! 17. - F*** this, I lose.

- 19 plus 3. - That's it! You have bet a lot in the dices!

19. There's only one more. - You are shaking.

- You are suffering. Well, I fainted is okay. It's normal.

Now, I want to see Baldun faints. I already saw he drinking. - 19 again.

- I'll continue blowing the dices. - Wow You are feeling your stomach twisting. Your eyes.

. Your vision is closing. You're near blind.

Just 2 more! well, 19. - 19, total?

- yep - Humm. - You did it. Wow.

I'm the best! ! !

You did it exactly what needed. I think I have to roll 20, guys. - 16.

- 19 Total. 19 total. You did it.

- Aaahhhh (happiness scream) What is blind, deaf and mute? It's Bunda! - You are blind, deaf and mute too, in this moment.

- And honest. You dont feel your body. You hear a noise, like a buzz and people celebrating.

- You do not to faint means that you physically do not faint. . .

- Physically. . .

But don't means that you are "awake". Exactly Well, by my calculation, I will stay sleeping for, at least, 3 days. You can see that the tavern already have less people than before.

All movement decreased significantly. The Garvinul is not in here anymore. And Boren looks like sad.

I'll go talk to Boren. Because Boren give me so much fun. Okay.

When get there, "Boren. . " ".

. . Why this.

. . shaken sad face?

. . .

What happens? " "Man. .

" "My world is over. " "My mother was kidnapped, last night. " "I canceled the party to see what I do.

. . " ".

. . Maybe contract someone to rescue her and see what happened" "Look Boren, You are the type of person that I more like in this life.

" "You are a person that give all you have to give fun to this people. " "It's really warm my heart. I'll try to help you.

" "You can rest easy. " "The Great Jonas Peralvilho, Drgon's Rider, is on in this case. " - "Thanks.

" - "You saw that I rode the. . .

? " - "Nope. " - "I rode!

" - (laughs) - "Everyone saw! " - "Nice, man. " - "You can ask to anyone!

" Dude, I rode a Drgon! You heard this conversation, by far. "So, what's up, Jonas?

" "Maya! " "What happens to his mother? I was far, I did not hear it right.

" "Was she kidnapped? " "He. .

. . He thinks that she was kidnapped.

" - "I think that She run away with a man. " - "Or a woman. " - "Or a woman.

Or a woman. Without prejudice. " - " Without prejudice.

" "So. . You.

. . wanna help?

" "It might be good. You looks like so. .

. " ". .

. . .

. Strong. " "Humm.

. Before of it. I need to know if I can trust in you.

" - "You can! " - "What. .

. what. .

valuables do you have with you? " "Are you wanting to rob me? " "No.

. . .

. No. .

. . Noo.

" "I. . I just want some assurance.

" "And why what I have is a assurance that you can trust me? " - "Since when, money became synonymous that I am a trustworthy person? " - "I'm not talking about money.

I'm not talking about money. " - "Did you see me talking about money? " - "Valuables that I have.

" No, wait, "to steal" is a strong sentence. To steal, to steal. What is "to steal?

". Stealing? I'm not stealing anyone.

"To steal". - "Let's do in this way, I'll have a drink that your friend won. .

" - "Hmm" - "Well, you can try to solve the case alone and come back with the person's body in your hands. . .

" ". . .

I can see that you are a little skinny, and maybe. . .

" - "That was hard. That was hard. " Well, one of my weak points is be weak.

When I lose my parents and went to the orphanage, I suffer a lot because of it. "So, if you want go alone. .

. " - "I can go without your help. .

" - "Actually, now that you speaks, I can see that you have a good heart. " "I see. .

" "You really looks like who that want help!