Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

Chloe Courtney we've brought you here today to take a lie detector test one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other will ask the questions then you'll switch who wants to be in the hot seat first Chloe oh Chloe holy crap you threw me under the buzz in two seconds Chloe [Music] yep everything's so freaked out I haven't even done anything yet I was asking you a few the murder committed a crime yeah I would rather you ask me that I don't even know what you're about to ask me oh my

God freaking out okay is your name Chloe Alexandra Kardashian are you the youngest Kardashian sister yes don't you love that um are you ready to take this lie detector test no is that accurate yes like an electric chair let's start with something easy oh my God Kim once stormed into Robert's apartment oh to hit up hit me Kim stormed in with her purse saying don't be effing rude did that actually hurt well she missed me with the purse she then took her she then punched skinny knuckle hands and she definitely hit me and it did

hurt because she was up above it had power and she is a very bony hand what would you do if that happened today I would punch her back so hard I would did you not attempt no because I also know I'm so much stronger than you guys but now I'm like don't be rude yourself is that true Sam she's being truthful okay do you regret anything leading up to that moment and are you glad it exists it was definitely a time in pop culture so I'm happy about it yeah did you have a good time

at my wedding in Portofino I did did you like my wedding dress it was fine Sam in conclusive oh my gosh inconclusive I mean it was beautiful for sure I just would have loved to seen you in that at the after party and then something prior do you think I changed my sense of style when I started dating Travis yes I hate the word dating I guess when I started being with Travis okay um do you like my style better now I don't think so I don't know it's not bad or good okay that's not

a real answer I liked your style before and I like your style now but I do think this is a phase and you'll go back too where your heart is when Kim and I brawled on our show Keeping Up with the Kardashians did you ever consider calling the police no did you consider jumping in I did but I also what was I gonna do if like I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't do you talk ever about what I post on my Instagram I'm sure that is true okay um which posts trigger

you oh I don't know not like one category of posts okay I just can't handle when you guys do these push posts and you guys literally look like I'm gonna show you which one really bothered me and it looked like a girl was like sharding stop I gotta show you but that's not my Instagram but you repost it it's your brand I'm like the sharding girl like I don't need to see that that one really bothered me is there a family chat without me actually no is that true Sam she's being truthful okay are you

ever gonna let true sleep over at my house probably not okay and is that because we have too much fun no like still what is the reason then I don't think we have enough time on this show for what the reason is okay okay um why do you hate sleepovers I don't hate sleepovers would you like them more if you had a let me sleep gummy I'd like a lot of things if I had gummies involved was that true she's being truthful amazing do you consider yourself a good sister I do you and Kim went

to our place Miami and didn't invite me did you two have fun we did have fun but it was like a we thought we were going to have way more fun but that wasn't anyone's fault wouldn't it been more fun if I was there yes it would have been more fun if you were there is she telling the truth she's being truthful well Chloe Alexandra Kardashian did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you no is there anything else you'd like me to ask you to clear up anything

you'd like to clear up any rumors any oh what are you sleeping with Tristan no I have not I'm really not Sam yes that's true Bravo I would die if it said I was switch a rail I have nothing to hide Chloe we'll see about that is your heart racing I'm getting anxious again I just about this okay now you're strapped in Sam's gonna calibrate the lie detector machine I'm going to ask you some questions is your name Kourtney Kardashian Barker it is were you born on April 18th I was oh my gosh that I

was waiting for the year oh I didn't want to do you dirty I am proud of my ear oh it up every year I gain wisdom and okay this is not a documentary it's a lie detector episode um are you nervous I mean not really but like you've just changed your tune like that they're singing like a canary yeah no more like I think a little okay Sam do you think we're good to go okay good are you a liar no are you a part of the Illuminati yes no I'm not does that come up

as a lie when I said yes yes that's true oh see that means I'm not she's because you said are you part of the Illuminati and I said yes and then you changed and then I said no but I said I'm just kidding don't try to work the system okay let me work you you need to stop not a part of the Illuminati are you part of any cult no Sam she's being truthful okay I just had to get those out we had our own reality show Courtney and Chloe Take The Hamptons did you enjoy

working with only me I did oh good did you enjoy doing the Hampton show over Kim and Courtney take New York I don't think so because the circumstances yeah no trust me the Hamptons weren't anything I wanted to hold on to either and like the like what was going on in life at the time I got the whole gist okay I remember where both of us were okay so you keep a strand of rain's hair in your nightstand so you can smell it I do do you keep other surprise items in your nightstand wait sorry

I don't keep us rain's hair in my nightstand I keep it in my safe so in case that came up with a lie so do you want to know do I keep anything else in my safe yes am I supposed to list every item I don't need to know you know your deepest darkest Secrets like do you have sex toys in there anything you don't want your kids to see no nothing that exciting do you ever want Travis to grow at his hair so you can shave it to keep the hair in your safe that

would be nice oh yes weirder and weirder by the second you and Travis attempted to get married in Las Vegas do you regret not inviting any of your siblings there I do not she's being truthful clear as day okay you and Travis love to do this yes on the red carpet true or not true just anywhere red carpet the grocery store at home have you guys ever been caught doing the deed in our home have you been caught outside of your home yes yeah you know about it I know I didn't know we were going

to go down this road oh do you regret doing that nope good for you have I lied about anything yet no don't don't you think about like what if you don't even know that it's like a subconscious lie what do you mean what if you think you like something but then like that's not the truth yeah like do you have fetish I don't personally does Travis have a foot fetish for your feet possibly it's a yes or no answer Courtney yes yes do you have other fetishes come on we're all adults here I would say

nothing wildly crazy furries what is that where you guys dress up in characters and you guys want to Bone one another no you're not furries the closest would be Halloween oh did you okay on Halloween in your costumes did you guys have sex in character not this year but the last year what were you guys last year like True Romance oh I could only imagine what you guys were doing last year then she's being truthful you and Trav took a trip to Tennessee and you said you were going to move there is that true well

we're not moving to Tennessee we don't have plans but I would move away do you hate any of your siblings no Sam that is true oh Bravo thank God thank God no lives were detective I wasn't sure oh my God what that would say you just launched your latest brand Lemmy would you let me give you some business advice I would and what about business advice from this person yeah totally how about this person I don't even know who this is guys Court you're joking right no Jeff Bezos well I don't know what he looks

like Courtney you guys I don't watch the news I don't watch TV the whole do you have I do I know you have an addiction to your phone true or false I don't look at like news stories he's not does that mean I need to know what Jeff Bezos looks like but yes I would take his business advice okay or I would I would listen to his business advice thank you for clarifying do you think this person gives good business advice do you know who that young man I do okay he was at our Christmas

party correct I don't know about his business advice just like I told you I literally don't I'm just thrilled you recognized him via imagery but I would listen to his business advice do you think you're a hoarder harshly like or person needed I'm so happy you're able to admit that I'm really good with that maybe four percent five four percent okay like ten Maybe 10. last question did you light any points during the slide detector test and I just didn't catch you nope yes that's true see that good for you Court I really appreciate you

giving me your honesty today we are two honest girls