Times Lionel Messi SHOCKED THE WORLD

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Lionel Messi doesn’t only shock the world on the field... His weird diet has the entire world clowni...
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lonel Messi doesn't only Shock the World on the field Messi his weird diet has the entire world clown in Messi like really might be the worst football player in the world he made social media history with one of the craziest records ever he even became so famous that mass criminals are trying to kill him and before we get to those let's start with what Messi's most known for shocking the world with some of the craziest goals in history Messi driving forward Messi from distance hey this Messi sheer class the fade it's Messi it is magnificent
Leonel Messi around Zimmerman Messi [Applause] Messi could it have been any damn no wonder why Messi got put in a Call of Duty our boy's a shooter but he's also an eater and what if I told you Messi died had the entire world clowning him cuz they found a d munches on the weirdest Pizza in history and I'm not talking about the one I eat one night in Miami when Messi was out for dinner he posted a pick of a pizza box from a popular restaurant banero and sliding into Messi's box was where the real
issue was cuz what the somehow this is messy's favorite called the nitana instead of having normal topping so we could put some meat in his mouth like the rest of us oh dude's pizza was covered in nothing but olives tomato tomato slices and onion I wasn't the only one who thought it was disgusting though I mean just people messy's own fans had to say they busted out their Twitter fingers saying I finally found something mess he isn't good at another person said this pizza makes me want to commit crimes one even claimed this might be
the worst pizza I've ever seen in my life and if getting clowned by fans wasn't enough one of Messi's opponents troll them the hardest cuz after they beat a squad 52 their team ordered his favorite pizza and put the toppings in the shape of an L man they're lowkey hilarious for that but nobody was laughing when Messi shot the World by humiliating his opponents with custom beer [Music] bottles it's lovely work to find Messi and Messi buries it that goal not only put Messi on top of the record books with it 644 it had one
of the most popular beer companies in the world Bud wise or create something disrespectful they Ed Messi's record as a way to troll his opponents by creating a custom bottle of beer for each of the 644 goals that Messi scored and literally gifted them to the goalkeepers he scored on the bottles had words about his record a picture of from holding his hands up and the craziest part the exact number of the goal he scored on them each bottle was customized and sent to each goalkeeper with some of them even receiving multiple bottles like Gian
Luigi Buon who posted a pick on Twitter of them with bottles 514 and 515 joh oblock received 10 bottles and he decided not to get clowned too badly so he showed off just three of them but Diego Alves got so many bottles that another player literally said if you played there for two more years you could set up a bar Messi's record and the disrespect he sent to each keeper afterwards shocked the world when Budweiser went viral and became the most talked about brand on the planet Not only was the drink mentioned around 84 different
countries and ended up in over 1200 articles the campaign with Messi helped generate the company an extra $20 million but 20 million is nothing compared to 75 million that number represents the time Messi shocked the World by making history in such a crazy way the only things we even came close were an Instagram thought and an egg it sounds ridiculous I know but it's cuz the only thing Messi had left to accomplish in his legendary career was playing in the World Cup and winning his Argentinian fans the trophy so when he carried his Squad throughout
the tournament and eventually made it to the final over a billion people watching the biggest moment of Messi's career all of a sudden Messi did it he helped win the world cup with what instantly became one of the biggest achievements in his country's history Messi and his Squad raised the trophy so of course he made a post on Instagram showing off the moment and because the entire world was proud of Messi his post passed the most viral picks ever like Kylie Jenner's post about her baby and the most famous in the world Messi secured the
record for the most like Post in Instagram history getting over 75 million likes and it even became the most like Post in all of social media history but Messi knew his teammates helped him earn these remarkable accomplishments so that's why right after shocking the world Messi shocked the world again by spending hundreds of thousands on his boys I wasn't the only one pocket watching I mean everybody was impressed with a little susum messy kept in his pocket a completely customized solid gold iPhone with his name number and Club logo etched onto it the thing costed
thousands just for his so imagine not one or two but 35 of them after the World Cup victory Messi hit up his boy who customized his and got all his Argentina teammates Squad and staff their own solid gold versions this time though they were stamped to some World Cup champion additions with each player's name number Club logo and the gifts made headlines everywhere cuz all of them combined cost messy over 200,000 damn hold up 200,000 is a lot of money man but not long after Messi shocked the world with a $1 billion decision Messi was
on PSG when headlines came out that his contract was coming to an end especially when breaking news hit that Al hillal a team in the Saudi League was offering him a record-breaking contract worth 1.6 billion yeah you heard that right billion with a B there's no way he turned out an amount of money as big as a phone number well that's when Messi not only shocked the World by rejecting the record-breaking offer he did The Unthinkable by switching from football to soccer joining the MLS and signing with in Miami this move stunned the entire world
cuz not only did he move entire continents he went from a great team at the top of their division to a team that was in dead last and ass regardless fans were so hyped by the move that one said Messi will become the best athlete to play in America since Michael Jordan some fans lined up outside his new stadium when he first pulled up and it seemed like the entire city of Miami was there for his hyped introduction the hype around Messi shocking move was so crazy that even other famous Miami athletes were welcoming him
to the city I just want to say welcome to the 305 liono Messi now we got two number 10 but I just want to know which one is the fastest but anyways congrats to you man K Pap welcome to Miami 305 and since a football goat from Europe coming to the MLS almost never happens ticket prices for Messi's first home game instantly went from $30 to $512 the move was more than about money though Messi actually talked about why he picked Miami when he said I'm at a point where I want to step out the
spotlight a bit think more about my family I want to ReDiscover Joy enjoy my family my children the dayto day and ironically right after saying all of that Messi shocked the world again by doing something that no other sports Cod has even come close to I'm talking LeBron James Tom Brady even they weren't able to accomplish what Messi did which started when news broke that Messi was joining the MLS his new pink and black inner Miami jersey was something that damn near every sports fan around the entire planet started buy and jerseys were sellling so
fast that Miami's owner not only said at one point they actually sold out in online shop said they sold more jerseys in a single day than they normally would in a half a year there were literally so many messy jerseys being ordered that in Miami was the top Jersey selling team out of any sport which some people call unheard of from an MLS team the situation got even more ridiculous though when Messi's jersey sales actually broke records that were held by other sports legends for years LeBron had the record first when he joined the Lakers
since his yellow and purple jersey sold more in 48 hours than any athlete ever in 2020 Tom Brady broke that record when he joined the Buccaneers selling even more jerseys then just a year later when Cristiano Ronaldo rejoined man united fans bought so many jerseys the record was broken again none of them were on Messi's level though cuz he officially set the record for the most jerseys ever sold in a 48 hour period but at least selling jerseys was something to be proud of news recently shocked the world when it was released that criminals were
trying to kill Messi it all went down in his hometown Rosario Argentina where some of the city's most dangerous traffickers were hunting for Messi just to go viral and prove to the entire world why they shouldn't be messed with news broke one morning that Messi's life was in danger when Mass men targeted one of his family's businesses a supermarket owned by Messi's wife's family was hit with a driveby shooting that left the front of the business covered in 14 bullet holes and even though security footage showed a man spraying into the store magically nobody was
hit by any of the shots but the criminals did leave a note on a piece of cardboard outside the front door that really shocked the world it said Messi we're waiting for you jkin is also a trafficker so he won't take care of you now all right if you're like me you're probably wondering who the hell is jvin well after a little research you can find out that he's actually the mayor of the city this crime took place in and with the criminals referring to him as being a trafficker himself they not only said the
person who's supposed to stop crimes like this was in on it they implied that Messi was next so even though the mayor spoke to the public in support of Messi's family during this hard time it all seemed fake cuz nothing's been released about the criminals motives for wanting Messi dead the criminals still haven't been found and no charges have been filed which makes the mayor possibly being in on the crime even more suspicious ever since Messi's been a avoiding going back to his hometown cuz he's afraid of what might happen I just hope things turn
out better for Messi than what happened for him to get his jersey number and he ain't the only football legend with a crazy story of how their number came to be Cristiano Ronaldo stole his jersey number from his teammate another player's number came from someone who die there's even a player who chose the number 69 cuz just click it and find out man I know you want to
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