Murder Suspect Luigi Mangione's New Lawyer, Pornhub’s Top Searches & the Chanucorn & Hawk Tuah Girl!

I'm Jimmy I'm the host of the show thank you for watching thank you for joining us in hallwood relax please s it's the end of the year is near they're tallying up all the you know they make all the lists all the the events the Spotify waps they Apple music replay today though uh pra be the most interesting one of all we were blessed with the annual wrap-up from PornHub which is the adult entertainment website it revealed its top searches for the here and it's all very interesting they say the average amount of time men

spend on their site is the same amount of time their wife's at the grocery store minus 8 seconds right guo that's right that's right the uh top search out of all the different genres and sub genres that pornography has to offer is and can I get a sexy yes drum roll for this the number one search was hentti which honestly had had to look up but you seem to know what it was you I guess this is did you know what that was oh no Jimmy sexually explicit Japanese animation here's a fun game to play

when you're home for the holidays try explaining what hentai is to your grandparents it's hentai took the top top spot from lesbian and you know our society is in very deep trouble when people are passing over lesbians to watch naked cartoon characters one of the fun things they do is they release a map breaking the searches down by state and there's a lot of the usual stuff stuff hot babes girlfriend Navajo that sort of thing but there are some unusual searches too for example in California this year the number one search was friend's mom in

Nevada they're really into Vegas which makes sense if you ever been anywhere else in Nevada in Washington state they enjoy milking in Oregon they're into furries Wisconsin likes pee which is a slogan they should definitely put on their license plates Colorado is into foot jobs which means the next time Lauren bobert goes to see Beetlejuice she'll have to take off her shoes keep your nana away from Missouri you keep your thousand PB sisters away from West Virginia Pennsylvania could really use some more imagination naked women and in Iowa the top search uh was work trip

and Ian's sexiest fantasy is leaving Iowa the searches for the word coworker were way up this year they grew 92% sex in the office was up 31% workplace fantasy went up 57% and workplace orgy Rose 19% so maybe all the working from home wasn't such a bad thing after all the state of Georgia had ebony homemade at the top of its list and this fan at an usher concert in Atlanta demonstrated exactly why [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] imagine being too sexually explicit for Usher and then we have America's most unseemly new sex scene

symbol murder suspect Luigi Manion who was arrested after being recognized at a Pennsylvania McDonald's hash brown in hand they caught him Brown handed they not red-handed kind of a golden brown greasy handed it's so crazy to think that Donald Trump working the French fry machine was only the second weirdest thing to happen in McDonald's in Pennsylvania this year mangion is now lawyered up which means we have the First new character in what is sure to be an ongoing crime drama Altuna attorney Tom Dicky who's best known for his work playing Bilbo baggin in The Hobbit

It's kind of amazing the way this stuff always goes I mean it hasn't even been a week already we've got Tom Dicky and Harry uh police and Aluna report that they've been getting threats from manon's fans demanding he be released immediately and we you know I've been on TV just about non-stop for 29 years this guy's been on he's been in the news since Monday he has fans threatening the police why do I feel like if I shot somebody even my mother would be like lock them up teach him a lesson it's the only way

he's going to learn manion's new lawyer did a bunch of interviews immediately upon taking the case and told Caitlyn Collins from CNN that strangers are offering to pay the kids legal bills I have re see some emails I have not seen them personally but my understanding from my staff is people are uh are doing that the people are reaching out to you and offering to help pay for his legal bills that's correct do would you accept those offers I mean I imagine you maybe have I don't know have you ever gotten that before nah nah

be honestly I probably wouldn't okay so we're not exactly this is not exactly the OJ dream team we're dealing with here nah I'd rather get paid in Donuts like I usually do he has a hearing coming up I believe it's uh the 20 something if I I can't recall A lot happened today oh my did Luigi get his lawyer at McDonald's too what it's weird that he even has a lawyer I mean think about this like in this country if you get sick or uh you're severely disabled and your health insurer won't cover it you're

out of luck but if you do something violent to protest that here's your free attorney you know I went on Google Maps to look at Tom Dicky's law office and this is what came up uh how is a lawyer supposed to keep you out of prison when he is working in one and yes the law offices of Tom M dicky do look like they'd be across the street from a Burlington code Factory but that's only because they are across the street from a Burlington code Factory this killing has Unleashed a huge outpouring of anger directed

at the health insurance industry after Decades of denied claims and appeals and all the hoops and red tape they make you go through and it's resonating uh many Healthcare Executives the CEOs why you know know that they hear your frustration and they are doing something about it they're hiring private security your grandma can drop dead but in jollier news Christmas is exactly two weeks away and so is Hanukkah and I was talking to some of my Jewish co-workers who are having a hard time finding holiday movies for their kids there are a ton of family

Christmas movies there are hardly any for Hanukkah basically there's one Adam Sandler movie from 2002 Eight Crazy Nights and that's it that's the miracle they made Hanukah movie Last 22 years but we looked it up this afternoon there are more Christmas movies starring dogs than there are Hanukkah movies starring people there are more ways to spell the word Hanukkah than there are movies about Hanukkah it's really did somebody say hanuka what what's that did somebody say hanuka yes I the magical unior here some joy and give you lots of presents except if you're a boy

like [Music] you hi Gary I'm not Gary I'm the Korn the magical hanuka unicorn I'm sorry everyone this is Gary Greenberg he's one of our writers and every year for the past 10 years 11 years even worse every year for the past 11 years Gary interrupts the show tress is this ridiculous character he made up the hanor the hanor can we please not do this it's been a very hard year well that's about to turn around because I have a major announcement I am starring in a big budget Hollywood movie a Hanukkah movie yes and

I am inviting your entire audience to the premiere everybody all right well that's fun when is the premiere right now there's a mitz mobile right outside the building and it's only a 90minut drive to Monrovia Come On Everybody follow me you can come too J no no no no don't and nobody follow him please Gary you can't just take the audience and drive them to Monrovia well can I at least show him the trailer if I say yes will you promise never to do this again we'll see okay okay everybody fasten your borch belts because

my new holiday themed romance is bound to leave you ver clamped that means choked up roll the tape from the Hallmark channels AI algorithm a small town stud who's too busy with this quaint holiday themed business to find love I'm so busy making matzah balls on a stick for Orphans I don't even have time to J [Music] [Applause] date sorry all sales are final and an attractive Big City lawyer trying to destroy his business eviction notice played by internet sensation Haley Welch hey it's the Haka girl also the CEO of business Corporation and I'm here

to close down your holiday theme moner ball shop Against All Odds theunicorn struggles to keep his dreams alive can you at least give me T kanuka you mean Hakuna kanuka you got to put a little Heck on that thing I like Jewish I like whatever you are but a simple message would change his life forever holy Moses I just got an order for 500 matab balls enough to save my entire shop but there's no way I could do it alone but you're not alone my bus back to the big city broke down bring in the

holidays with a heartwarming Montage where the characters connect [Music] romantically all the things you do [Music] you [Music] you you [Music] Fe Colin Farrell in his greatest transformation yet as Rabbi Bening Mena shevet this Hanukkah slept the whole misher to happy hanuk Tua to you my gr says every time a bell rings an angel just spat on that thing now streaming on Hallmark plots you you made a movie with the hawk tour girl can you believe it did you hear about the crypto thing with her hear about it she paid me in it and I'm

going to be rich wait wait she paid you to be in your own movie that doesn't make any sense I'm not a good businessman ironically oh well uh I guess you haven't seen the news her coin lost like 98% of its value it did yeah it did well Jima I may be penniless but I at least have one thing money can't buy the most Jewish dog in the whole wide world ladies and gentlemen the one the only drle dog [Applause] the