O MUNDO TÁ CHATO

We have to check this one, too. Fuck! I'm so mad!

What, Murilo? The world is too fucking boring, Jayme. What happened?

I was trying to compliment the girl at the reception desk, being very king, I said: "What a waste, this huge ass hidden behind a desk. " And she said: "That's sexism. " And I said "Am I sexist, me?

fuck you. " And she called the guards. Murilo, this was very sexist.

Really? I'm sexist? You say this because you're a woman, everything is sexism for women, we can't make jokes or compliment, they think it's all sexism, right?

Murilo, I'm a man, and I found it very sexist. Are you a man? You're not a man.

I'm gay, but I'm still a man. A man go gets fucked by other men, you have to choose, men are men, fags are fags. Murilo, this was very offensive.

Offensive? I'm joking with a friend. He's a fag but he's my friend.

The world is too boring, we can't joke about fags, women, what's left? Animal jokes? You're worst then monkey, my maid.

No, you didn't day that. What? It's a joke.

I call her monkey since I was a kid. She's a like a mother to me, it's not racism. -Is she black.

-Yes, but it's not that. She's furry. She never bothered.

Once she said it was racism, I said I'm not racist, I'm Flamengo, I'm Portela, I couldn't be racist, check my Spotify playlist, only back people. The world is too boring, I can't make jokes. You can joke about everything, but racism is a serious issue.

You think I don't know? You think I've never been mocked or discriminated? See my skin color?

They called me milky, pale face, rotten, it's something I learned to overcome by answering back, call me Milky boy. Hey Milky Boy. Why, do you want to taste my milk?

Get it? Life gives me lemons, I make lemonade, if you can't handle, don't play the game. Oh my God.

Murilo, what's that? What? We can't joke about anything.

It's an Indian symbol. It's disabled parking. I had to stop out there.

This is a joke, I'm not disabled, and I park in the disabled parking, it's sarcasm, British humor. Get informed.