PETS are the WORST

animals are a very crucial part to our world and ecosystem there's the bees that give us honey the ants that help us provide healthy soil the WASP who have no reason to exist other than to make our lives harder all animals have a role and the roles for some of these animals are now to be our little Companions and other terms our pets now I love animals I love all of them well most of them some of them actually a few of them I love a couple types of animals but any kind of animal that

is made into food I don't love them I love you on my plate but not as a pet the only time I could see myself taking care of a pig is if that pig is going to be in my stove the next month I know that bacon is gonna be scrumptious don't get me wrong I believe in animals rights the right for them to be in my McChicken but enough with the tangents this video is about pets and my thoughts on them I don't like pets I don't like pets currently right now in 2022 I

would not get a pet not because I feel like I need to focus on other things but overall most pets you can get nowadays suck people even be trying to get more exotic pets to make it more interesting but nah your pet still sucks rhinoceros Willy and I'm saying this from experience I've had a lot of pets in my life and almost all of them I've had a bad experience with not because I was a bad owner I showed these animals the world yet they delivered me mud in return so instead on reflecting on what

I could have done better to be a better owner I'm blaming my pets entire people being the worst pet option out there I can only think of one good pet option if you want a pet and the rest of the animals belong in the wild to get eaten circle of Lifestyle in this video I'll be discussing all the bad pet options and at the end I'll talk about the best and worst pet to get of course I won't be talking about every single type of pet in existence but just the ones that stick out to

me alright so first up we got fish specifically goldfish now I don't know who made it a trend to make these Bottom Feeders your pet but it's probably the man that created standardized test cause goldfish are easily one of the most useless pets you could get not only do they just swim around and not do [ __ ] but them [ __ ] will die the same week of you getting them they just die like a Thanos snapping a heartbeat before you can even get the chance of them being your friend the reason why they

die so quickly is because of the new water in the new bowls it's supposedly bad for them and not only that them dudes will die in just a two degree difference in their new water so now you gotta buy all this new junk to keep them [ __ ] breathing now goldfish activists out there might be like well why won't you buy the new tank equipment bruh it's a goldfish the hell do I look like buying a hundred two hundred dollars worth of fish equipment for a pet I paid 10 cents for at my local

Dollar Tree where the homeless people hang out that is not an equal exchange plus it's a fish they don't do nothing this ain't SpongeBob where the fish could be rocket scientists or Discord mods no this is just a regular born fish looking at me with those lifeless eyes you can't tell me that thing has a soul so goldfish are respectfully a garbage pet now let's move on to another small Ronin hamsters now hamsters are actually one of the pests I've had experience with myself and spoiler alert it was not a happy ending I have had

one hamster in my life back in sixth grade I named him Tony I was so happy when we got Tony I was jumping around all excited you think I just ate coochie for the first time but nah I just got a 10 hamster at PetSmart and I treated this hamster like the world man I fed him every day and gave him water and I would watch him eat because I just love them that much I would play with them in his little hamster ball every day you know running around telling each other a little dark

dirty secrets and we got him this two-story tall cage with a fancy wheel in it he could run around in so he was living and sleeping comfortably too this hamster was living in luxury if he could he would have been bragging about his new life to his hamster homies back at PetSmart this man was living the best life possible and then the next day the [ __ ] was dead that's right four days after I got in Tony that [ __ ] died bro out of nowhere he was just dead it was only four days

bruh I just got him on a Tuesday and he died the same week on a Saturday I don't even know how he died did he choke on something I really don't know I remember going downstairs carrying his lifeless corpse in my hands boohoo crying to my mom telling her um Tony's dead mom Tony died we gave Tony a proper burial the trash bag but yeah that's why hamsters as pets suck I can't trust an animal that will put me in that much grief in such a short amount of time pets that can die that easily

off of nothing shouldn't be pets it's like the same thing with rabbits they get scared once and then they die like if you take a step forward a little too loudly they just have a heart attack that's why rabbits and hamsters are bad pets R.I.P Tony though the other kind of animals I would never have as pets are exotic animals animals like snakes spiders and whatever this is monkeys are cooling I feel like if you have or want any of these as your pet you're asking for a shorter lifespan especially if you get a lion

or a tiger like I've seen people on social media have like actual lions and tigers bro like what's wrong with you I don't trust no animal that could just snap one day and be like you know what I want to eat you now and I can't do nothing about it like what am I gonna do square up with a lion hell no I'm not and also if you own a tarantula you're most likely a serial killer I didn't make the rules but your parents should check your backpack every day before you go to school also

some people's pets are just animals from the woods I've seen people have pet squirrels pet raccoons pet foxes pets has rabies it's like they just leave the door open and whatever walks in they just gonna call it their new pet those are wild animals not house pets if I go to your house and see a raccoon in that [ __ ] I'm calling Animal Control I'm snitching tonight I'm snitching tonight and speaking of unwanted and horrible house let me talk about the second worst pet someone could get before I talk about the best and worst

a turtle [ __ ] Turtles they gotta be the most boring butt juice of a pet someone can get and I'm speaking from experience for my entire lifetime I've had three Turtles and all of them can go eat my ass besides Mary but I'll talk about that later so why did I have so many turtles during my life if I hated them so much it's because my mom always went to the woods cause we had a Woods in our backyard and picked these [ __ ] up and kept them as pets don't blame me blame

my mom for my hatred of turtles she was literally kidnapping them from their natural environment Peter come get her anyways the first Turtle hostage my mom brought home was back when I was in like Elementary School she was just like hey look I got this turtle and it was indeed a turtle she got a tank for them some rocks and a very Turtle environment and back then I didn't really care that much because well it was a [ __ ] Turtle what am I supposed to do with it play with it it can't run or

anything like it's boring it's a boring Turtle uh my mom took care of the turtle every day until its death a few years later I don't even remember the turtle's name so that was a 0 out of 10 experience then not too long later my mom found two more Turtles one of them named Mary who was just a normal Turtle then the other one which we'll call Godzilla because this turtle was a Straight Up Menace I don't even know how my mom caught this thing cause he was huge in a snapping turtle like those things

would try to bite you if you get anywhere near it like remember that episode of Amazing World of Gumball with that insane snapping turtle bro I owned that turtle at one point that thing was inside my house so we got them both two separate tanks because we don't want that Monster anywhere near Mary and for a period of time there was just turtles doing born Turtle [ __ ] then one day Mary had baby eggs yay I mean as much as I think Turtles are the scum of the earth I do like to appreciate the

beauty of life but yeah it was a celebration this was like the first time I ever gave a damn about a turtle in my life and it it was still the usual for the next week or something keep in mind that Godzilla is in his own tank separate next to Mary's tank fast forward like a week later and it's night time we all sleep in having a good night's sleep just another night at the proud family then the next morning we wake up and what do we see Godzilla was in Mary's tank how the hell

he get there I still don't understand how he got inside Mary's tank did he jump can turtles jump this didn't even seem physically possible to happen but it happened it literally makes no sense but it gets worse Mary was on the other side of the tank scared shitless of Godzilla and her eggs were gone this [ __ ] Godzilla ate her eggs her children always kerfunkled to see this best believe he got rid of that turtle that Turtle Came From Hell itself that's why I don't like no turtles they're evil and if they're not evil

they're boring the only reason why I'm not saying F Mary because she got her kids taken away from her by Satan itself I feel bad for Mary but still [ __ ] them Turtles I wish Turtles were more like that high turtle from Finding Nemo but reality is often disappointing but I've been talking a lot of junk on all different types of pets from all different types of species but I have yet to talk about the best pet someone could own but before I do I want you to hit that like button and subscribe I'm

just kidding I don't give a rat's ass if you do but if you do I'll kiss you on the lips dogs are the best pets arguably the only good pets dogs are the reason why the world isn't complete dog [ __ ] they don't call them man's best friend for no reason dogs are the most cute and adorable pet you could ask for they are all cute none of them are hideous like a turtle there's like a million dog breeds and all of them are the cutest things you will ever come across and God be

dropping new dog DLCs every day like look at this dog I ain't never seen a dog like that in my life but best believe I'm gonna welcome it with open arms those are also very easy to train and are very caring if you have a dog that always be acting up and never listens you ain't trained it right or you own a Chihuahua Chihuahuas can burn in hell and also just to throw this out there in TV shows and movies when the dog dies we all cry and get sad we don't feel that for any

other animal example Marley and Me gotta have one of the saddest moments in recorded history now switch out Marley with a squirrel I ain't crying for no damn squirrel what do I look like a squirologist that's gotta be the worst job to have on this planet but for real they really are the best though if you want a pet that shows you love and affection and is there for you no matter what plays with you gives you kisses and treats you like the world then that's not your pet that's your friend dogs are your friends

and family and there ain't nothing like a great bond between you and your dog your dog will always love you until the day it passes on and when it does you feel like you've lost a member in your own blood family cause that's how much you love them [ __ ] man they are truly a blessing in plain sight and pitbulls don't eat babies they are goats too by the way I hate goats and with that being said of me praising the ever love of the greatest pet to get dogs I [ __ ] hate

cats they are the worst pet ever cats are the worst animal on this planet let alone pet they do nothing but get annoyed off of everything never wanted to be touched looked at or disturbed in any kind of way and when you do disturb them they get mad they just Thrive off of negativity and when they're not angry they just sitting around and do nothing nothing they don't play they don't acknowledge Your Existence they just there then you try to have fun with them they get mad at you like why are you angry I'm trying

to love you and you mad all you do is sit around all day acting like you pay the bills you are a cat you are worthless yet you walking around like you the [ __ ] these cats got me [ __ ] up all my mama these guys got me [ __ ] up I'm beefing with cats next time I see one it's on site and those hairless cats oh my God imagine owning a hairless cat you you gotta be a creep if you do you probably have 15 Vietnamese children in your basement making Nikes

or something you a messed up person if you own a hairless cat I hate all cats with a passion I would rather get a 20-foot long king cobra snake so venomous that when you touch it it gives you syphilis then to ever get a cat as a pet my God these cats these cats just make me oh I hate them I hate them [ __ ] Garfield [ __ ] Hello Kitty [ __ ] cats end of discussion and also I'm allergic I hope this was very informative information for you if you were thinking about

getting a new pet just get a dog you will be happy and if you're allergic to them sucks to be you I did not expect this video to be as long as it is and I didn't even talk about my dogs that I had in my past so if you made it this far in this video congratulations cause I'm about to show you something you ain't never seen before as a gift from me to you you see that there's a gorilla in a top hat like and share this video he sold his soul he sold

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