HELLUVA BOSS - MASTERMIND // S2: Episode 11

[Slurping sounds] - Hmm. You seem in good spirits today. - Oh, yes!

Stolas has had his heart shat on by that little imp cretin he was seeing! [Giggling] - Oh? - Yes, I believe he finally learnt that that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire!

[Stella cackling] STELLA: Fucking moron. - Gain- Gain access to- [coughing] To his what? That fancy book thing.

- D- D- N- No wait, wait, wait, wait! Stolas was letting an imp use his Goetia given grimoire- And you didn’t tell me? - Why do you care?

- Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband’s power, and this whole time- you knew about the incredibly illegal thing he was doing- and you didn’t think- it might be a good idea- to LET ME KNOW! ?

- WELL DON’T YELL AT ME! [Slurping sounds] Now you fucking know. - You… are.

. . So lucky you are hot, Stella.

[Toy squeaking] - So the four of you aaare. . .

Remind me again? - We’re interns, sir! We’re looking for cool businesses to work for.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I’m not an idiot, okay? But I can’t really afford new employees at the moment. INTERN: Oh, interns work for experience, sir.

- Come again? - Experience! - Ohh, you mean for free.

- Experience? - Well, I can’t argue with free kiddo, you’re hired! - Sir!

You need to see this. GUARD 1: COME OUT! WE’VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!

[Menancing whoosh] - Employees of the illegal business I. M. P, You are.

. . Hereby arrested for breaking demon law, surrender yourselves!

- YOU GUYS ARE IN DEEP SHIT! - Blitz, what are we gonna do? GUARD 1: YOU CAN’T ESCAPE!

- QUICK! HIDE EVERYTHING! [Rapid clicking] [Clang] [Electricity crackling] GUARD 2: Come out with your hands up- GUARD 2: We are going to beat you!

- What? GUARD 2: But only a little! - FUUUUCK!

! ! GUARD 2: There’s no where to run you little red shits!

[Loona panting] - Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! GUARD 2: We are going to beat you!

But- but only a little. May- maybe a lot. GUARD 2: Just come out!

- I’M TRYING I’M FUCKING TRYING! [Moxxie screeches] - The shredder is jammed! !

! - Then figure it out, Moxxie! !

GUARD 2: Come out with your hands up! [Electricity crackling] [Glass breaking] [Glass breaking] [Wheezing coughs] BLITZØ: [Choked] C’mon guys. [Blitzø coughing] - Blitz, they will see us!

- Well, we can either run, or we can face the music. [Electricity crackling] [Ghastly screeching] - Is this part of the job? BLITZØ: Get.

In. The. Van.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. Okay, c’mon, c’mon we got it. - Where are we going?

- Anywhere but here. Get ready for a life on the run gang. [Engine revs up] [Crash] [Metallic clattering] - I fucking hate you so much, Blitz.

REAPER: Freeze, criminals. [Guns cock] [Chains rattling] BLITZØ: Come on, guys! This is- this all just one big misunderstanding.

Uh, is this about the orphans? ‘Cause they were already sick to begin with. SATAN: SILENCE!

We are here to sentence the criminal imp, Blitzo. - A-actually sir, the ‘o’ is… [Satan snarls] Totally there! You nailed it, great job.

- You and your crew are on trial for stealing a powerful Goetic heirloom for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead? - Oh, this is about the book?

Ha! I didn’t steal that thing! I mean I tried, right?

But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right? - Always. - Point is!

It was given to me, okay? I was allowed to use it. - LIES!

! Your honor, speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister: I must testify that this BRUTEISH imp was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas, who, unlike a responsible and handsome Goetic demon such as myself, was too weak and ashamed to come forward about it. The poor thing.

- WHAT? ! Hey, I didn’t force shit!

[Muffled shouts] - This vile, [Muffled shouts] hideous imp [Muffled shouts] has put his kind to shame. Committing such hardened acts to GAIN THE UPPER HAND! - That isn’t what happened!

- SILENCE! ! YOGIRT: Um, Satan?

Sorry. W- wh- what did we say about negative energies in our mind temple? Yeah, remember to take deeeep breaths.

- Right, yeah. Continue. - Ahem.

I’d like to add, your honor, that in addition to his unspeakable acts with our dear, beloved Stolas- VASAGO: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is Stolas, anyway? Can’t he speak on this himself?

¿Qué carajo? (What the Hell? ) - He… has not been informed of this trial.

- ¿Qué? (What? ) Why not?

If this involves him, then he should be here, no? No puedo creer. .

. (I can't believe. .

. ) We need to summon him at once. - Okay, Vasago.

Shut the fuck up. - ¡NO me voy a callar, (I will NOT shut up,) pendejo arrogante! (you arrogant idiot!

) - Stella and I didn’t want to put him through the trauma of facing his aggressor. Who, might I also add… dramatic pause… PLOTTED TO HAVE HIM ASSASSINATED! - [Muffled] What?

! [Muffled shouting] - Puta madre. .

. (Motherfucker. .

. ) [Muffled shouting continues] - That wasn’t him! We don’t know who wanted Stolas dead, but it wasn’t Blitz!

- Oh? Well. .

. Perhaps we should ask [Snaps] [Snake rattling] ANDY: The hit man! Himself!

Who has agreed to give us his testimony in exchange for immunity. - It was him alright. Paid me to kill the precious Goetia to cover up what he was doing with the uhh… Um.

. . The um.

. . Line?

- The Grimoire! - Yeah, that. - Blagh!

WHAT? ! Look, I am an assassin, okay?

If I wanted to kill Stolas, I WOULD’VE DONE IT MY-FUCKING-SELF! ! [Crowd gasps] - [Crying] We’re gonna fucking die.

- Hang on, that’s not what I meant, okay? I’m just saying I could’ve totally fucking killed Stolas myself. B-but I would never do tha- - What a disappointment.

- This is bullshit, guys. I’ve met this l'il imp dude before. He’s a real wildcard, but he’s a lot of fun and I think we should hear him out.

It’s pro'lly not a big deal. - Yeah! I’m sure he has a good reason for all this.

MAMMON: Oh shut up, you two. We all know you enjoy slumming it with the lower class plebs. Unlike the rest of us, heh.

Right, Levy? [Chuckling] - Oh, you wanna fucking go, Mam! ?

- You’re just pissy nobody wants to fuck with a flaming pile of clown shit. Also, suck a dick! - Why don’t you buzz on back to your mutt, bitch!

- Why don’t you keep fucking yourself, ya big asshole! SATAN: Why don’t we take a vote. Who wants to listen to hours of testimony?

SATAN: Who wants to kill this imp bastard and get home for lunch? BEE: Oh fuck all 'a y’all. - HAH!

Suck it ya bloody [HONK]! [Menancing chuckling] - You should’ve remained in your place, imp. You see, this is what happens when lesser demons try to step out of line.

SATAN: For the treacherous crime of stealing a Goetia’s grimoire for illegal use, bringing harm to a Goetic prince, and accessing the mortal coil without clearance or procedure: you, Blitzo, and your crew, are hereby sentenced to death. - Hey, Levy! After we celebrate this imps death, let’s go out, huh?

Out on the town, what do you reckon? - And due to your bold actions against the laws of Hell, your execution will be broadcasted across the Seven Rings. To remind all of imp-kind why our power must never be challenged again.

[Stone rumbling] [Chains rattling] BLITZØ: No! Not them, Your Highness! It was me, it was all me, okay?

Y-you can’t expect to teach anyone a lesson by killing all of us! SATAN: You dare try to tell me how to PUNISH! ?

YOGIRT: Uh, Satan! Heh, sorry. You know what, today is an amethyst and you’re acting kind of ruby.

Yeah? Try some meditatioooon, re-align your chakraaaas. BLITZØ: Look, all that Hell is gonna see is you executing imps who are just trying to do their job!

I’m the rogue here, not them! - Blitz, what are you doing? - [Sighs] Fine.

I suppose I created imp-kind to be obedient, I see no reason to punish the dutiful. Just axe the mouthy one. - Oh shit, I did not see that coming, look I’m sorry Mox, I did everything I could- - You know he means you, right?

[Reaper growls] - Fuck me. [Choking cough] [Bird squawk] - Oh my Lucifer! What are they doing?

! SATAN: Do you have any final words? We’ll pretend to care.

- All I was trying to do was rise above the stupid fucking place YOU ALL FORCED US INTO! - Your Highness, please! Blitz just- - Moxxie, stop.

- Blitz, I can’t let you. - This big, red bitch never planned on hearing us out. Just… Just take care of Loona for me.

- [Crying] No! I can’t look, Millie. [Chains rattling] [Loona whimpers] - I love you guys.

[Gasping] YOGIRT: Oh my holy heck. BLITZØ: Ugh, Stolas! Get your ass out of my face!

- What in Lucifer’s Hell is this? - I’m about to explain everything in the only way I know how. Song!

VASAGO: Yes! Yes! Cántalo, baby!

(Sing it, baby! ) ♪ - I came down just as soon as I heard of the imp ♪ ♪ stood accused of a devilish crime. ♪ ♪ Could it be that a worm such as this, ♪ ♪ half a brain, could concoct such a plot so sublime?

♪ ♪ Does this fool deserve the flame? ♪ ♪ Or is someone else to blame? ♪ ♪ Like who, you ask?

♪ ♪ Some kind of mastermind, ♪ ♪ a mind behind the plan! ♪ ♪ Some villain’s grand design ♪ ♪ to use the book ♪ ♪ to breach the world of man! ♪ ♪ Could he be- ♪ ♪ roaming free?

♪ ♪ Scheming more mastermindery? ♪ ♪ Will he rest? ♪ ♪ Who knows what he may unleash- ♪ ♪ Next do you execute this little wretch?

♪ ♪ Pat yourself on the back, ♪ ♪ close the case. ♪ ♪ Let this imp take the blame ♪ ♪ take the fame let his name ♪ ♪ light a fire in the hearts of his race! ♪ ♪ Why it’s more than I can bear.

♪ ♪ I must make all of Hell aware! ♪ ♪ Fuck it! ♪ ♪ I am the mastermind, ♪ ♪ the hand that holds the strings!

♪ ♪ No simple imp of mine ♪ ♪ could master the disaster, ♪ ♪ Oh it stings! ♪ ♪ That you thought ♪ ♪ you had caught the schemer of the schemes I wrought! ♪ ♪ I confess!

♪ ♪ It was me and I have no regrets! ♪ ♪ I have regrets. ♪ ♪ Why am I throwing my freedom away ♪ STOLAS: ♪ for this idiot?

♪ - STOLAS: ♪ for this idiot? ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ What have you done? ♪ STOLAS: ♪ I would rather be dead ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ What have you done?

♪ STOLAS: ♪ I would rather be dead ♪ - STOLAS: ♪ Than live life ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ I can't live life ♪ STOLAS: ♪ without you by my side. ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ without you by my side. ♪ STOLAS: ♪ So if it keeps you alive!

♪ - STOLAS: ♪ So if it keeps you alive! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ What are you doing, ♪ STOLAS: ♪ So if it keeps you alive! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ I don't deserve this!

♪ ♪ I am the mastermind, ♪ STOLAS: ♪ the master of my fate! ♪ - STOLAS: ♪ the master of my fate! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ I realized too late!

♪ STOLAS: ♪ Sure as the stars have shined ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ I realized too late! ♪ STOLAS: ♪ Sure as the stars have shined ♪ - STOLAS: ♪ I’ll give my ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ Don’t give your life ♪ STOLAS: ♪ to clean your slate! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ to clean my slate!

♪ - ♪ You’re my light. ♪ - ♪ You’re my heart. ♪ TOGETHER: ♪ Only death can rend our love ♪ ♪ apart!

♪ - ♪ apart! ♪ [Satan cackling darkly] - Well, isn’t that adorable. We have been betrayed by one of our own.

A Goetic demon. Your hubris has gotten the better of you, Prince Stolas. ♪ I am the mastermind, ♪ ♪ and here I am the law.

♪ CHORUS: ♪ He is the law. ♪ ♪ I’ve ruled the endless dark ♪ ♪ since long before the golden angel’s fall. ♪ ♪ So you see, ♪ ♪ next to me your master plans all look so small.

♪ ♪ Little mice, ♪ ♪ when you break my rules ♪ ♪ you pay ♪ ♪ the ♪ ♪ price! ♪♪ Release the pawn! Stolas of the Ars Goetia, you are a disgrace.

- No! No, th- Stolas, you- you can’t! You can’t do this!

Stolas please! Get the FUCK off me! Stolas!

STOLAS! ! Stolas!

Fucking- use your powers, do something! Stolas! Ah, let me back in!

WOW, this is a sturdy door! OW! My supple wrist!

[Blitzø crying] - [Sobbing] Sir, sir- - Dad! - You're here. - Don’t you ever do that to me again you fucking idiot!

[Twittering bird sounds] - Uhhh. . .

What are you doing? - Um. .

. I mean. .

. Aren’t you going to- you know- execute me? Hah!

Aw no, 'course not. You are a Goetia. - But I committed a heinous crime.

- Yeah you did. But, you are demon royalty sooo. .

. your life has actual worth. - So.

Um. Am I- Can I go then? [Satan laughing] No.

Ooh, ooh. No, no. You still definitely fucked up, we just needto figure out a fitting punishment for you.

ANDY: Might I suggest something, Your Majesty? I think you should banish this shameful excuse for a prince and allow someone else to take over his legions. Considering the heir isn’t yet of age, I’d be happy to volunteer.

After all, I’m basically everything he is but, ahem, NOT! A deviant piece of shit. - Yeah that works.

STOLAS! I hereby strip you of your status, your power, and your title; - Yeees! Yeeesss!

YEEESSSS! ! SATAN: For the next hundred years.

- Oh motherfuck! Seriously? - You will have to live amongst the citizens of Hell and revel in your failings!

- But, what about my daughter? - She’ll be safe and sound. .

. With her mother. The wholesome parent.

- I guess that settles it. [Clears throat] Court’s adjourned, time for lunch! - Yeah!

! It’s fucking lunch time! - Buh-bye Stolas.

Enjoy horny jail. - YOU! Uh, urgh- YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT- AHH!

Stolas? [Blitzø grunts] What happened in there? - I… have been banish-ed.

- You suck, Stolas! - Hey! Fuck off, fuck-o!

- No, it’s fine, Blitz. I’m okay. - You need a ride home.

- I… have no home now. Everything I have is gone. - Look, come with me, alright?

Let’s get you out of here, n' you’ll need a place to stay. MILLIE: Yeaaah, let’s not do that again. [Cheering] - Ah.

Thank you everyone, thank you. Gracias. But- okay- the- the throwing?

Not necessary, heh, 'kay? Thank you. LOONA: Hey, um.

I’m so glad you’re okay. I love you, dad. - Here we go, here we go.

[Stolas flaps his lips] Here you are. Some nice agua. [Knocking] Op!

Try not to inhale the water. Yeah try not inhaling the water. [Sighs wearily] - Thank you, Blitz.

- Thank you, Stolas. For saving my life. - Always.

- Hey, Stolas I- [Chuckles] [Fireworks exploding] Additional Viz Dev by: Nicole B.