Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah. -Okay, good.

'Cause I just was wondering, 'cause I under-- Didn't you just get Lasik surgery? -I did. How do you know that?

[ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery, which is a major surgery. -It i-- Yeah, but, um. .

. [ Laughter ] I did, but I don't -- I don't even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?

I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great. I really can see very well.

-Do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you some pretty hard-core pills after you.

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have a laser in your eye. What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you're saying -- So, post-surgery, you're a little loopy?

You know? You have things on your eyes? And -- -What's happening right now?

[ Laughter ] [ Drmroll ] -Your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience "Oohs," applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television?

-Wait. This is a world premiere. You got to check this out.

[ Drmroll ] [ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift, post-surgery. You were, like, freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here's Taylor at home after her Lasik surgery.

Video taken by her mom. Take a look at this. This is real.

-Okay, so, she found -- she found a snack. -That wasn't the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can't cry.

That's not supposed to be what you're doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I'm gonna get the other one for you.

Okay. -I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now? -I'll eat it.

I'll eat it. It's mine. -But it doesn't have a head.

-Honey, it's fine. I don't need a head. -Okay.

I'm crying. I'm fine. -Don't -- You don't want to cry.

That's not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn't go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?

-I'm not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don't be mad. Don't be mad. Don't be mad at me.

Don't be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!

-I may have made some calls. -That's on television. -Me and your mom -- [ Laughter ] You goes, "This one doesn't have a head.

What are we gonna do with it? " [ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch. -Wait.

She was kind enough to drive me there but cruel enough to film it and give it to you? [ Laughter ] -Yes, that's what -- That's what a good mom does. -Ugh!

-I love you, Mom! That's what a good mom does. -I was -- You notice the -- I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion.

But then they had to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you're not allowed to cry. And just -- Oh.

The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think, over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that. -Oh.

-She's the best. -You know what? I'm gonna tell her something.

[ Laughter ] -Let's talk "Saturday Night Live. " You're on "SNL. " You're great on "Saturday Night Live.

" And you're good at live. Last time I saw you was at the "Time 100" -- -I'm sorry. I can't think about anything else.

[ Laughter ] I had like -- -Dude, it's my favorite. We watched it in the office like 20 times today. I'm like, "Oh, my God.

" [ Laughter ] "This is not real. I can't believe we have this footage. " You're like, going like, "But this is the wrong one.

I wanted the other one. " You're like, "What do we do with this banana? " And she's like, "We'll take care of it.

" You go, "But this doesn't have a --" -"But its head is gone! " [ Laughter ] -"It doesn't have a head. " Oh, my gosh.

It just was so cute. It made me laugh. -Well, okay.

So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago, and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk -- #DrnkTaylor was like number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that.

[ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know, I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -"I'm a wizard. " Yeah.

-Like, really thinking like -- -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing -- you're dancing -- -Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did, and then we've got this happening. .

. [ Laughter ] -This would be -- This is Lasik. -.

. . that you've done this now.

-This is Lasik lover. #LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.

Um, "SNL" -- -I can't even be mad. I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don't even know how you did that.

Nobody has my mom's number. Like, how did -- -Yeah, I asked for your mom's number. But, yeah, we've been friends for years.

-Oh, well, you know, news to me. This is great. [ Laughter ] -What -- What songs are you doing on "SNL"?

Can you say? Have you said? -Yeah, I'm fine with saying.

-You can? -I mean, I'll tell -- Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic, just 'cause it's fun. But I'll probably do "Lover.

" -Want to point at them? Ooh. -I'll do "Lover," but in a way that I haven't performed it before, which -- [ Cheers and applause ] And then I'm gonna do a song that I have never performed before at all, live.

-Wow. -So. .

. -That's a scoop! I'll take that scoop.

Taylor Swift, everybody.