Today we're going to be watching the funniest kid test answers. Hey guys, before we start, like always, if you're watching this right now and you're not subscribed, hit that subscribe button. Kick it, punch it, kiss it, okay?
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Let's see how funny these test answers really are. All right, here we go. Alice places a prepared slide on her microscope, but when she looks into it, she can't see anything.
Suggest one reason why not. Guys, do you want to guess what they put? Why Alice can't see it?
They put she is blind. All right. Alice is blind.
That's why she can't see. Wait, what is the real answer to this? She places a prepared slide on her microscope, but when she looks into it, she can't see anything.
Wait, maybe you have to open the microscope. I I I don't know. Maybe she is blind.
Okay, maybe this is the right answer. Or maybe her eyes is closed. Okay, Alice, open your eyes.
All right, stop being dumb. Short answer number five, 10 points. Provide an example of a risk.
Okay, nice. Uh, they literally just put no. Okay.
No, they're not going to provide an example. They don't want to answer the question. No.
Guys, do you think he got the 10 points? Yes or no. Okay.
Definitely not. Wait, what? Maybe he did.
Look, they they put a check mark right here. Oh my gosh. Bro's a genius.
That was the answer. The answer really is no. Finish the sentence.
If I had the principal's job, I would quit and get a job I'd enjoy. Oh my gosh, bro. I'm not going to lie, that kid kind of just roasted the principal.
Oh my gosh. I feel like he's lying. I mean, come on.
Wouldn't you guys want to be principal for the day? I feel like that'd be kind of fun. I would just suspend everybody in the school.
Okay. I I wouldn't do that. I would have a big pizza party, though.
Like, if you have a pizza party for the whole school, bro, everybody's going to love you. Directions: Write as many words with the same pattern. Oh, no.
Okay, this might be bad. I might have to uh blur something out. I don't know.
Okay, so as you can see, the example is truck. Okay. And his one was luck.
Okay, nice. Luck. And then he put buck.
Duck. Tuck. Uh-oh.
We're We're getting close. Muk. And then luckily he didn't actually spell it.
He literally just put, you know, the bad word. Okay. Why would the kid write that, bro?
I'm not going to lie. Sometimes kids are just so funny. But then he finished it off with yuck and stuck.
Okay. I'm not going to lie. He aced that.
I would give him an A+. Would you rather be stuck on an island all alone or with one person you hate? Ooh.
Okay, I'm going to answer this for myself. Honestly, I would be stuck on the island with the person I hate because, bro, being alone on an island, bro. When it gets dark, you're cooked.
Bro, I'm crying. But let's see what this kid said. I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.
Okay. Uh, somebody watch out for this kid. I wasn't even thinking about eating the person.
I was just thinking about having someone with me. Oh my gosh, this kid is a a zombie. But look at that.
He got a giant star. So clap it up for him. W answer.
Okay, this one is funny, guys. Watch. He says, "Defend your answer.
" Okay, you got to defend your answer. You got to explain why that's your answer. That's not what he did.
Okay, this is what he did. He wrote a military guy literally defending the base. Look, Sarge, I don't know how much longer we can hold him, bro.
I'm not going to lie, he has a good drawing, too. That is funny. That is hilarious.
I mean, hey, he is kind of defending his answer because look, here's the answer and uh he's defending it right here. So, got to give him an A for that. How I feel.
Complete the sentences to show how you feel about bugs. Oh my gosh. Before we show his bro, I hate bugs.
Like, why? If we could erase all bugs in the entire world, I'd probably do that, okay? Because like, why?
I don't want to get bit by mosquitoes. Who does? Nobody.
Okay, but this kid said, "Bugs make me feel fine. When I see a bug, I say nothing. " Okay, this kid's so nonchalant.
Complete the picture. Show an expression you might make when you see a bug. And he drew this.
He's nonchalant. He's just like, "Eh, it's just a bug. I don't care.
" If this was me, I put, "Bugs make me feel scared. When I see a bug, I say, "Ah, I scream. " And the picture would just me like, you know, like I I don't know.
I I don't know. Okay, this one says, "Brainstorm verbs. What do you like to do with your friends and family?
Complete the sentences below with action verbs like jump, dive, float, or swim. Okay, seems pretty simple, but uh I don't think he got it cuz he put I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.
I like to move it, bro. What? Bro, I would give this kid a A++.
Okay, cuz he's funny. And I mean, he did complete it cuz he likes to move it, move it. By the way, guys, comment down below.
Do you like to move it, move it? What is move it, move it? Do you just dance?
Is that Is this moving it, moving it? Extra credit. What is the strongest force on earth?
Oh, he put love. Oh, wait. That's actually a good answer.
Why did the teacher put an X on it? Because honestly, that low key is the strongest force on Earth. Because with love, guys, you can accomplish anything.
All right. Motivational Fton. Because I love you guys.
You love me. So, that's why you should I messed it up. You know what?
You don't even have to subscribe. I I mess I can't even say the word subscribe. What is wrong with me?
Why are there rings on Saturn? Okay, I'm not going to lie. I actually don't know the answer to this.
I don't know why there are rings on Saturn. Is it like an actual ring? I don't even know.
But let's see what this kid said because God liked it, so he put a ring on it. Okay. Okay.
And look at what the teacher said. Saturn was not a single lady. Bro, this is funny.
I'm not Bro, if I was the teacher, I'd be like, you know what? Check. All right.
But uh I guess God wanted to marry Saturn. Okay. Maybe Saturn is very beautiful.
I don't know. Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? Do you want to know what they put they put at the bottom?
I mean, he's not wrong. All signatures are literally at the bottom of the paper, so he's not technically wrong, but she was probably hoping for like a state or a city. I don't know.
But uh yeah, this is a funny answer. What do you think is the best solution to overpopulation? Support your argument with examples.
Oh my gosh. Do you want to know what he put, guys? Oh, okay.
He put the Hunger Games. Somebody look out for this kid. What?
So his solution to overpopulation is people just killing each other. Okay. Yeah.
Lock this kid up already. Lock him up. Put him in jail.
My solution just build a bunch of skyscrapers. I I guess. I don't know.
So people live up and not out. I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe the Hunger Games is a good idea. Guys, would you want to be in the Hunger Games? Heck no.
Heck no. Not me. Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
Um I'm trying to think. I don't even think I I know. Polar bear, penguins, seals.
That's all I know. Let's see what they put. Two polar bears, three four seals.
What? That is what? Yeah, that is definitely not the right answer, bro.
Just added them up because 2+ 4 equals 6. Okay, quick math. You know, I I am a genius.
I know you probably couldn't figure it out, but don't worry, I got you. Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a standalone system.
What? What? What does that even mean?
What is a standalone computer system? I I have no idea. I would literally put I don't know.
It doesn't come with a chair. Okay, that's a good answer. I'm not going to lie, that is a good answer.
But I want to know what a standalone computer system is. Let's look it up. All right, what is a standalone computer system?
A desktop or laptop that operates independently without being connected. So, okay, I have no idea what the heck that means. We're just going to exit out.
Construct a banana car. And he drew a banana car. Okay.
Oh no, the teacher did a minus five and said, "I want to retake this test. " Dang, bro. I'm not going to lie.
W banana car though. If a banana was a car, that's what it would look like. Drw a plant cell and identify its most important parts.
And they literally drew a plant in a jail cell. And they put no windows, iron bars. Oh my gosh.
What did that plant do? Why is he locked up? Can a plant even commit a crime?
They can't walk. They can't even talk. You know what?
He's innocent. Free the plant. Okay, he's innocent.
He's been framed. Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day. Okay.
Effect. He is a big nerd. Wow.
Okay. The kid who wrote that is just a bully. Like, come on.
Don't bully Tony cuz he's better at pianos than you. The effect would be he becomes a professional pianist. Okay, that would be my answer.
Please note, if I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise. Hey, I'm not going to lie, that's a W drawing for a giraffe. Look at him.
The giraffe even talks. He said hello. And look at that.
He got a plus one. I guess the teacher liked it. Yo, W giraffe.
Next time I take a test, I'm drawing a giraffe. Okay. Oh my gosh.
Okay, this one's funny. Okay, as you can see, uh number three is find X. And uh here it is.
They drew a line looking right at it. X is right there. Teacher, you want me to find X, bro?
Why can't you see it? Stop being like uh what was her name in the beginning? Oh, Alice.
Stop being like Alice. Stop being blind. Open up your eyes.
There it is. But you know what? Wait, let me try to find it.
Okay. Uh 4 three. I think if you multiply it, this is 12.
Boom. I'm a genius. X is 12.
Do not write your essay on this page. Your Oh my gosh, this kid is evil. He said, "I don't care.
" Okay, I'm writing on it. And he literally put your essay. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I know. This kid gets in trouble all the time. In school, we all have that one kid who's just so bad.
Like, he just does not follow the rules. He's just always in the principal's office. Definitely this kid.
To change centimeters to meters, you take out Centi. You know what? You You can't even be mad.
You can't even be mad at him because he's not wrong. He's not wrong. Look, if you erase centi, you literally just have meters.
So, kid's a genius. He's a genius. And honestly, I don't even know the answer to this.
To change centimeters to meters, you you what? I have no idea. And I'm 24, bro.
I should know that. Should I? Why?
Why should I even know that? Motivate your answer. Go answer.
Go. Hey, some motivation. Come on.
Don't give up. Answer. Don't give up.
Keep going. You know what? We're going to clap it up for that motivation.
Okay. Go answer. Go.
That is my new motto. Would you want to swim with the boy in this water? They put no.
Okay, nice. Explain your answer. No, because there's trash in the water and he's chubby.
Oh my gosh, bro. Look at what the teacher put. Not very nice.
Sad face. Bro is a bully. He's like, nah, there's trash in the water and he's too fat.
I don't want to swim with fat people. Oh my gosh, bro. This kid is a menace.
Opposites. Okay, death. The opposite of death is live.
Okay, he got that right. The opposite of pro. Okay, and he obviously put noob.
And bro, the teacher has no idea what a noob is. Look, she put question mark. Like, what is a noob?
Wait, what would be the opposite of pro? I guess beginner. And a noob is a beginner.
This is a funny answer. Who would not want to grade this paper? Do not touch.
It fell from my nose. OH. OH MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW WHAT? Thank you, kid, for telling us. Okay, thank thankfully now I know not to touch it, but still that's so nasty.
Bro, in all my years of being in school, snot never touched my paper. Maybe tears because, you know, failing tests, but not Snot. If I am late for class, I will burst into class and comment on Mr Thomas's mustache.
Mr Thomas will blush and say, "Thanks. " Hey yo, who wrote this? Okay.
Um, we're going to move on. That's a little weird. Which is the best estimate for the length of a football?
Okay. Uh, they put one foot and a rope ball. One football, please.
Bro, I'm not going to lie. Some of these answers I feel like are fake. Like, are these AI?
Like, did a kid really put this? How many days are in a week? Okay, they put seven.
Okay, they got it right. Nice. How many months are in a year?
12. Is this number even or odd? 68.
Even. Okay, they're acing this so far. How do you know?
Because I'm smart. Oh my gosh. I'm not going to lie.
Like, how do you not know that? That That's pretty obvious. The teacher put because the number in the ones place is even.
I don't even know what that means. I have no idea. I hated that in school when they're like, "Show your work.
" Bro, no. No. I'm just I'm a genius.
All right. I know the answer is right. Why do I got to show my work?
Oh my gosh. This kid forged his mom's signature. And he didn't even put the signature.
He just put mom. Guys, this won't work. Okay?
If you do this, you're going to get caught. Your teacher's going to know you faked it cuz that is not how signatures are supposed to be. They're supposed to be nice and beautiful and incursive.
Fun fact about me, I don't know how to write cursive. I know. I was never taught.
I'm 24. Don't even know how. Try this.
Explain how you found your answer in problem four. And he put math. You know what?
We're just going to clap it up. He's not wrong. He is not wrong because this was the question.
The difference between 180 and 158 is 22. Like, how do you even explain how you found that? Do you just put I subtracted 180?
Wait, no. I subtracted 158 from 180. Is that how you explain it?
I have no idea. But yeah, this is a good answer. I'd put this, too.
Just math. I earn money at home by I don't I am a freeloader. Bro, what is this question?
This handwriting looks like they're in kindergarten. Why are they asking a kindergartenner how they earn money at home? What?
No. No 5-year-old makes money. That was a dumb question, not going to lie.
You are to assume the role of a Chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences. Bro wrote in Chinese like he what? I don't I I I can't read that.
I don't know what the what he's saying, but he might be saying how he's a kung fu master. I don't know. But that is funny.
That is the perfect answer. If I was a teacher, that is getting a A++ credit. Okay, I would add plus credit on it, too.
All right, but anyways, that's going to be it for today. If you enjoyed, make sure you hit that like and subscribe button. I'm not going to lie, some of these answers were actually funny.
And if you guys enjoyed it, let me know in the comments down below. Should I do a part two? But anyways, like always, thank you so much for watching.
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