BURRÃO E O NATAL | EMBRULHA PRA VIAGEM

I don't believe it, man. It's a lot of nerve. Marcos, let's go.

We're going to miss the special Christmas performance. I won't go anymore. How so?

You know very well how hard I worked to get the role of Jesus Christ. Wow, if I know. Look at this list here.

The list of donations for needy people for Christmas in the neighborhood. My father-in-law lent me two thousand reais, my name is in first. Yes, but here is someone who contributed 150 thousand.

And what is his name? Anonymous. If it doesn't have a name then it doesn't belong to anyone.

Yes, that's true. Then I thought, if Jesus Christ doesn't happen, at least I can play Pontius Pilate, or even, I don't know, John the Baptist. -Even Judas suited you well.

-I know! So do you know what they did? They cast me as Man 3.

Wait a minute. You, Man 3? -I know.

-It's not easy for me either. I put a thousand on that Christmas needy list. I was highly qualified to play Centurion.

I spoke to the tailor, I made this outfit here. This is Argentine leather. Recycling helmet with brush.

Now you tell me, I'll get there like this, in my CRV, to play who? Soldier 4? I don't even go on stage!

Man, life is so unfair. Who will play Jesus Christ? Who's the neighborhood's favorite?

Who didn't finish fifth grade. That's if he memorized the text, because to memorize, you have to study, and to study, you have to know how to read! It will be funny to see Jesus getting the verbal agreement wrong.

♪ Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I'm right here ♪ So, how's all this joy going? Already have the lines on the tip of your tongue? We don't have lines, Burrão.

And you, have you memorized Jesus’ lines? What Jesus, boy? I'm going to do Leper 2, I don't have any lines either.

Didn't you recognize me? Wait, Leper 2? Yeah, man.

I'm loving the character. He's bullied the entire play, and in the end, he becomes Jesus' brother. This year, the staging is complete.

From birth to resurrection. There is the baby Jesus, the Three Wise Men , adult Jesus, Man 4, Soldier 3, Judas. There's a character for everyone, everyone is happy.

Wow, I was sure you were going to play Jesus Christ. No way, I don't have all that competence, I didn't finish the fifth grade. The one who will play Jesus Christ is Mr Tonico from the carpentry shop.

Wait a minute, Tonico? The one with a Quantum 95 station wagon? That little uncle who wears flip-flops and picks up clearance veggies at the Sunday market?

That's right. He takes the Sunday veggies and cooks soup all week for the homeless. Then on Saturday he opens his carpentry shop and teaches free professional training courses for underprivileged children.

This is the true protagonist of our play. Burrão, Tonico didn't contribute anything to the Christmas list for the needy. Neither him nor you, Burrão.

I didn't see your name on the list. Guys, I'm going to be honest with you. I find it a bit tacky this thing where a guy contributes and demands that his name appears on a list with the amount contributed.

Whoever gives does not ask for anything in return. When I contribute, I ask to replace the name, "Anonymous". -Anonymous?

-Yes. -Anonymous is much better, right? -It's good, right?

It's better for us to hurry up as the performance is about to begin. Let's go people? Burrão, I'm not going, man.

I messed up my knee playing beach. Really? My eyes are also watering.

I don't know if it's an allergy. You can't make Soldier 4 and not see straight. But what a shame!

Because Grupo Fernando Burrão prepared a Christmas basket for each member of the Christmas presentation. There's turkey, champagne, chocottone, panettone, dried fruit. Then at the end there will be a big supper with all the businesspeople in the city.

It will be a great place to make contacts. But if I don't see you by then, Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year, we are together, Marcos. No, look, Burrão.

Come to think of it, what if I play Man 3 with a limp? Wow, brilliant. Character composition.

Suddenly Soldier 4 might not see properly, and act blind? Of course! At that time there was already Braille.

And Christmas is inclusion it's reflection, we're together! Dad, come on, we're late. Let's go!

I'm dying to play my character. Who are you going to play? I know, baby Jesus.

No, Crowd. He loves to make crowds. And I bet your daughter will be a scribe, who copied the manuscripts, mastered the writing at that time.

-No, I'm going to do People 3. -She loves it! Burrão, come here, and your other daughter?

She's producing the event. Guys, I'm going to take the car and leave it closer so you don't have to make too much effort. -Good, Fernando.

-Not Fernando, boy! Burrão! Burrão!

These guys! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Let's go, guys. Ah, Burrão's mother. He already left?

Will you participate too? -Clear. -Will you be crowd too?

No, Pontius Pilate. Merry Christmas, Man 3. -Merry Christmas, Soldier 5.

-Four.