MURDER DRONES - Episode 7: Mass Destruction

[upbeat techno music plays] ♪♪ [wind howling] [thunder crashing] [bell tolls] [Sentinels screeching] [dark music plays] ♪♪ [Ridley]: Science holding strong, sir! [dramatic voice] Math. .

. ♪♪ Dr Chambers! [Chambers]: [gasps] O-Oh, no -- I-I-I'm not.

. . [whispers] Is this guy important?

♪♪ [yelps] ♪♪ [whimpering] [Ridley]: Chambers! [Chambers]: [stammers] [Ridley]: Get 48! [Chambers]: Right, so.

. . [chuckles nervously] This a doctor-specific thing?

♪♪ 'Cause I'm on it! [thunder crashing] [bell tolls] [panting] [whimpering] ♪♪ [Sentinels screeching] Guh! Agh!

[yelping] ♪♪ [panting] [indistinct chatter] [consoles chirping] [Ridley]: Chambers! Get over here! [Chambers]: Y-Yep, um.

. . So, I.

. . couldn't find 48?

♪♪ [Ridley]: Whatever! [Chambers]: R-Right. Uh.

. . Here I.

. . come.

. . [soft eerie vocalizing echoing] ♪♪ [Ridley]: [shrieks] [Chambers]: [hollers] [Ridley]: [screams] ♪♪ [Chambers]: [gasps] [grunts] [yelps] [panting] ♪♪ [Solver]: Thanks for the new host.

. . intern.

♪♪ MacGuffin. <i>[peppy electronic music playing through headphones]</i> [thunder rumbling] ♪♪ [Heart]: [slurps] [mysterious music plays] ♪♪ <i>[peppy music swells, fades]</i> ♪♪ [ding! ] [both yelp, holler] -[coughing] [panting] ♪♪ -[grunting] Uzi!

Help! Use your Solver! [Tessa]: N, watch it!

-[panting] [whimpering] I. . .

don't think I sh-should. I'm sorry, N. -Oh, no, no.

It's okay. Uzi, I -- I am so sorry -- [Tessa]: Enough, N. We'll save V <i>after </i>we finish here.

[sweetly] Uzi, let's have you sit this one out, eh? Box over there. Robots like boxes, right?

-What? No, I -- [Tessa]: N. -Uzi, there, um.

. . might be some stuff down here that you don't want to see.

-Ohhhh, what the hell is going on? -Nothing! We don't know everything yet, but.

. . We're not gonna hurt you.

Okay? -Hurt me? [electricity zapping] [all gasp] -[whimpering] Gah!

♪♪ [wind howling] -Aaand you won't tell me why we're wandering around 'cause. . .

? -I'm a good friend, and secrets are blackmail. And it's not about football.

-Okay. Does your secret friend want to know about football, or. .

. ? [ominous rumbling] [car alarms wailing] [both wailing, hollering] -Whoa, whoa!

[both yelp] [car alarms wind down] -So, is that related to the thing you're looking fo-- -No. [laughs] Yeah, yeah. No, it is.

[eerie rumbling] [rocks clattering] -[gasping] [grunts] [strains] Uzi! Uzi! [voice echoing] [sighs] I deserve this.

I deserve this. I deserve this. [V]: [giggles] [sinister music plays] ♪♪ -AAAH-- -[panting] [suspenseful music plays] ♪♪ [V]: I missed you, N.

-T-Thank you, mine shaft trauma ghost. I can hear you fine from there. [V]: You know, you're one of the main reasons.

. . [voice glitching] .

. . I wanted your team to retain your personalities.

You always surprised me. -Huh? [grunts] [panting] [Solver]: Loved doing anything.

[ominous rumbling] [distant robots screaming] [sinister music plays] ♪♪ -[shrieking] [crunch! ] [shrieking stops] -[gasps] [panting] [Solver]: Thanks for clearing the way on this planet, too. Let's eat.

-[shrieking] [deep rumbling] [tense music plays] ♪♪ -[groans softly] ♪♪ <i>[peppy techno music playing over headphones]</i> <i>♪♪</i> <i>[music stops]</i> [plushie squeaks] ♪♪ [button taps] ♪♪ -[wailing] [shrieks] [whimpering] [screaming] [yelps] ♪♪ [Heart]: Hup! -[wails] [Heart]: Why is Cyn after her own murder-pet? You stupid or something?

-Oh, yeah. [Heart]: Cool by me, then. Drve.

[approaching screeching] -[screams] [wailing] [yelping] [panting] [Heart]: Hey, you look familiar. Watch the road. You got wings?

-Um, I guess-- [Heart]: Focus! Left! -[wails] [Heart]: Think you can get this cross to the surface?

I'm lookin' for a hunk named Khan. -Uzi's dad? What -- [grunts] [Solver shrieking, roaring] [screeching fades] [Heart]: How do you know my daughter?

-So, how do we -- -Punch. -Can't her hands be guns? -Kick, also.

-[chuckles evilly] Yeah. [hollers] [both grunt] [tense music plays] ♪♪ <i>[camera shutter snaps]</i> -Part 2A, check the perimeter. -M-Mr Doorman, sir?

-Bad crowd, those Murder Drnes. Destroying ways off the planet. .

. [dramatic voice] my wife. .

. [normal voice] . .

. my daughter having interests beyond cannibalism and. .

. "nightcore. " [ominous rumbling] [both wailing] [both grunt] It's the end times!

[chuckles] If my wife's closet is right, the planet's gonna try to eat us soon. ♪♪ [key taps] [timer beeping] ♪♪ ♪♪ -[speaking Russian throughout] [Tessa]: Hmm. Not sure what you me-- [Tessa]: So, that's what they were doing down here, huh?

Crucifix-lookin' thing? [Tessa]: Had my suspicions. But they kept cutting my feed.

-[grunts] [Tessa]: Patch to save yourself, huh? [Tessa]: Hmm. Not sure it needs you, buddy.

♪♪ [distant muffled screech] [approaching screeching] [screeching continues] [screeching stops] -[panting] [light tapping] [rapid tapping] [approaching screeching] [distorted screeching] [Solver]: Thanks for the new host, intern. MacGuffin. ♪♪ [voice glitching] O-O-Ow.

What in the science. . .

[stammers] ♪♪ [deep rumbling] [alarms blaring] [Heart]: Then, the planet kinda half-imploded anyway. The humans all. .

. [mimicking slicing] [gagging] Woke up on the surface, brain scrambled enough to have a kid, and the rest is dumb, stupid history. [Heart]: Stop that.

Now, the Solver's found its way back to finish the job. Who's its host? -Um.

. . like, Uzi?

And a red-eyed, uh -- -Yeva's kid. I know, dummy. Which one was just trying to eat us?

[static hissing] -[whimpers] [sinister music plays] [thunder rumbling] [panting] ♪♪ [Tessa]: Yikes. Someone's been busy. [Heart]: Just hurry, stupid.

-O-Of course! Uzi's gonna freak out when I tell h-- [gags] [Heart]: Tell her I'm alive, you die. -Sorry, ma'am.

I won't keep secrets from Uzi anymore. . .

even if you say it might hurt her. [screams] [grunts] [Heart]: Nuance alert, <i>ma'am. </i> I caused every horror in her life.

Destroyed the planet, got you things sicced here -- -Gave her ungodly eldritch genetics! Blagh! [Heart]: No time.

Promise. -[muffled, indistinct speech] I promise. To wait until you're ready to tell her yourself?

[Heart]: Ugh. Bite me. -[panting] T-Tessa, I -- I-I didn't -- Sh-- She just -- Wait!

Something else did this to Doll! You -- You have to believe. .

. [Tessa]: No worries. Makes my job easier.

[Tessa]: Thought there'd be more of you silver freaks anyway. -[whimpering] ♪♪ -You knew about the patch. Yes, or no?

One chance. [Tessa]: Cute. You know why I keep you around, N-- [suspenseful music plays] ♪♪ -[panting] ♪♪ -[panting] -Hey, buddy.

Yeah, that should help. All I know is, I need you. .

. to figure things out. .

. . .

. together. [winces] [Solver]: [giggling] ♪♪ [giggles] That's really sweet, <i>big brother.

</i> [giggles] Too bad you've served your purpose. Don't worry. Your backups will forgive me.

♪♪ Nori? You're dead. [Heart]: You're frickin' grounded.

[Solver]: Angry. ♪♪ ♪♪ [squeak! ] ♪♪ [laughing] [Heart]: [grunting] ♪♪ -[grunts] Nori!

I should mention, Uzi and I, uh. . .

[Solver]: What? [Heart]: Uzi Doorman. Those things killed your frickin' mother!

[Solver]: [voice glitching] Ow! I'm not -- [Uzi]: Hey, lady! You don't frickin' own me!

-Ha-ha-aaaAAAH! -[grunts] [hollers] -Uzi! -What?

! We did not discuss being gross and -- [shrieking] -That was your mom! -What?

! -Wait, no! [both shrieking] ♪♪ [zipper whirs] [wet squelching, crunching] ♪♪ [squelching] [Solver]: [slurps] ♪♪ [laughs] Oh, yes.

Get snuck-up on. [voice glitching] Neck bite. -Gah!

[Solver]: Stab. -[shrieks] [whimpering] [Solver]: It's been fun. And, also, that's sarcasm.

Honestly, I'm starving. [alarms blaring] ♪♪ -Ride's good to go, boss. [car alarm beeps] Just say.

. . [approaching engine rumbling] Agh!

♪♪ Who are you idiots? ♪♪ -[grunting] [whimpering] ♪♪ [grunts] [grunts] Hey. Thanks for, like.

. . ♪♪ .

. . Everything.

-Uzi, don't you dare!