How To Make People Feel Beautiful, Attractive & Wanted

no really really very very attractive you know that beautiful do you're very attractive what women I don't know if you were ever told that by anyone sort of mellow you put kind of gorgeous I accept yeah you really do it you look like a beautiful free-spirited hippie chick but from the future who's gorgeous oh thank you oh I've said to you here's what I'm thinking she's party do you do you all get together in solve mysteries we solved the mystery of Secret Santa [Music] otherwise the damage sorry we are going away from all that and

I brought it back I know I disappointed you I can see in your eyes the Secret Santa do you do Secret Santa yes yes it's a tradition at my place every year this year was the fifth year that we did it we do a secret santa and and it's always rigged yes because I don't know how Secret Santa works oh okay well basically you pick a name out of a hat right and that's the person you buy a present for and they don't know no whose hat is it you're very irrelevant today I'm irrelevant every

day that I'm here completely I read my reviews so you don't know who gets you a president and and so you get the president and you have to guess who gave it to you and on to all those people in a circle and it's really fun is your place in London or is your place in Portugal in Portugal so your London friends come to Portugal well because they that everybody who brings the Hat this is pre-plant oh my god no no I'm really really very very attractive do you know that it's true you really are

shingles once I heard but it didn't go all the way around this is my new thing to get women to like me I had singles ones I want to take care of you guys know I am repelled by your hideous tingly body yeah what are you doing for Christmas Robin getting more crow's feet from being on the show apparently beautiful you're very attractive what a woman I don't know if you were ever told that by anyone you're very kind it's true what do you do for Christmas um I don't know where to go from there

dad I do anything I've never had shingles you and touchwood you never will have yeah I've never had an STD it's great it's not an STD I never went out with a Frenchman who spent time in whale [Applause] [Music] all right yeah anyway we're out of time do you want to do they touch fries for getting the awkward pause I would enjoy cash prize cash prize bring it on what time is it time for the big with a big cash prize all right 50 American dollars that singles acceptable let any well you can do that

secret santa thing with it don't touch it until you've earned it [Applause] like you never said that in your life all right so you do have sponsors like serenity adult diapers and boner pills I don't think we need them tonight daddy tonight what's wrong with you I don't know I'm excited you can answer the question you can do true or not true you can guess what's in my box apparently Dupuy Spanish TV you're lucky you're very attractive but tell you that fatso my well if it's an STD you got it none - okay right so

how do you want to do the thing or the thing or the we in the box or the come on question all right just the question all right Iceland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is there a Reykjavik give or take 25 miles an hour give or take when playing badminton how fast does a well hit shuttlecock fly over the net shuttlecock is this in miles or miles per hour km/h which would you prefer I can do the math in my head miles per hour certainly so how hard is a hard shuttlecock have

so much fun [Music] yeah she's gonna have a lot tonight I tell you I'm what what's my margin of error 25 miles out of my mouth a hundred and hundred and eighty yes [Applause] well you know what I love the southern people because they're kind they have manners they call me Miss Laury men open doors it's like doors for you in the North - my dear yeah can you cross the mason-dixon line doors will still be flying open for a long time all right all the way to Canada I think oh come on in a

they'd be fine even Scotland ever been there yes I have yeah there's only one other actor that could have done that Morgan Freeman no no I think we're gonna make our layer I saw some chemistry in her eyes or it might have been discussed in Morgan Freeman's eyes I may be jealous why well you just kept talking about the lip gloss and wanting to make out with him you never mentioned me once yeah cuz it's ridiculous if I'd oh yes well see I [Music] yeah you drink Canada yeah that's right daddy needs a little little

moisture can't believe you still have that Cup well how does it last time you were here right yeah it's a long time oh yeah so I've used the same Cup for a long time oh what look at me oh look at grandpa doesn't get you cut like all the kids are using different cups then I don't think Morgan Freeman will have a snake up at his house oh really maybe he already has one maybe he got given one as a gift by one of his spray I want you to give me a snake I'll give

you a snake up young lady yeah daddy Craig Darcy I said give us a cup and you will receive one and you will enjoy it [Applause] laughing yourself I worry about that really I do beautiful young women your careers fantastic you're doing well you know yeah I mean alright this is a momentary aberration but otherwise you know you do great why would you be tough on yourself I guess that's what I do right well knock it off right now yeah good I'm gonna I'm gonna walk out of there really with confidence and I'm gonna feel

beautiful you are a beautiful girl that's a nice dress and that give your shoulders you like this yeah your shoulders yeah they're awesome different wear shoulder pads like just shoulder pads I like to do the shoulder pads and heels and men nothing else yeah that's sad so right that's actually called a snake cup shoulder pads and heels and nothing else that's what you call a snake cup no I can't sneak up something different would you go when you were so sick well it was a part of a family vacay I see so I couldn't ruin

Christmas I'm I have no problem doing that every year yeah I like to lose my temper and get EDIUS ly drunk in front of the kids no drink anymore I lose my temper though oh I got like just stupid grab what about you do you lose your temper you seem very even sort of I'm mellow you pick any gorgeous I accept yeah you're really good you don't have a tab [Applause] [Music] don't applaud when I say that it makes me look even creepier you don't you don't lose your temper you're very kind of no that's

why you know movie business is fun you can act out and then y'all cut and then it was all pretend it'll be about some chick with a snake cup yeah but that's not the type of movie you want people to see or is it no I find it very difficult to talk to you is it the shoulder no it's not the shoulder well the shoulders part of it what's the other part all the other parts a little bit no you're not blushing on me No how do you know I'm not cuz I know you and

you don't blush easy they say you know the whole idea is that you know we've got to streamline the show make it a little more ya know CBS a little more broadcast friendly and not so much in the way of sexual innuendo or you know cuss words and stuff but I have to tell you you look what's like I'm gonna go look I can't I'm sorry I'm a passionate man I cannot keep inside me what I know to be true I look at you and I am maybe a painted TV clown to you sure but

inside these pants beats us thunderously impressive penis I think she's having a great time weather don't bounce around in the garden like Alice in Wonderland and the Mad Hatter she's green writing songs you know it's quite fun you dance around in the garden yeah I'd like I've got a really cool garden why wouldn't I dance in it do you garden do you have a compost heap I do garden but not as regularly as I'd like we're still talking about gardening let's not go that this time that's my go-to place just I'm not going there girl

I love there you would guys me ready cup noodles here let me ask you about food in the bedroom what do you think about squirty I got Lancer from summer nearly row and I do best were tea yeah I know like cream and berries and such fairies who squirts berries trained athletes like now no they do we do no no like cream cream cream is okay squirt but it's Valentine's Day so you can square everyone know you can cream berries know anything guys Oh [Laughter] [Applause] okay okay I'm even going quickly there's some lovely pictures

of you here I like this nose ring you know my best friend told me the eyelet like of a bow I know this isn't your best friends are for what to tell you you look like you look like a beautiful free-spirited hippie chick but from the future who's gorgeous oh thank you Oh I've said to you I've said too much seven no see I if I do I get in all social today what I'm over time caddy really yeah what do you want mouth organ or awkward silence [Music] what well I don't have a badge

or two you know when the guests you know we were at a time with a gas a bad place a mouth organ orbital I want the harmonica because I can no no it's good a harmonica it's not in the mouth give me a little number on the mouth working well are you always this cheeky yeah actually note with Bob Saget quick and of course that's part of the charm of it isn't the pain going for the pain a little bit of it I really enjoyed that you said that's the part of it that's the charm

I mean you what I mean I'm not judging you I just every time you put that in your mouth life y'all like I don't know like you're likely when you're staring at me looks so peaceful and like you're making these kind of head nodding movements and I don't know I feel like you think that I'm a terrible person is that what you're thinking what are you thinking that's not what I'm thinking that's what you're thinking here's what I'm thinking she's party [Applause] well you should have seen that we were so funny and I like what

you did it again I think I kind of have a thing for you a little bit a little bit mutual respect yeah that's what I have for your picture is that I would love to respect you like crazy just saying I'd like to you know I'd like to get up who do you pull your hair a little bit and respect okay I'm fine that's fine I think that's fine although it is a talk show it's gonna get awkward sooner or later what do you mean sooner or later ya know it does get pretty old yeah

you know and especially if you've got a small penis then the cars the thing very in with a tiny penis well that doesn't really happen but of course if it did happen no I mean not here no no no yes I don't have a penis so it's not a problem for me what are you saying meaning my card no I know I know what you're saying I know sorry it's evolved so fast and we're talking I think there's a bell I think there's a sexual subtext you know I think that's what I know I think

there's a there's a little bit of sexual chemistry there and you know we're both grownups so you know we tell infantile jokes about it right that's what it is hey maybe you should have an eye patch and a parrot he would probably call you up that's involve I swear to god you do that one more time I'll respect you right here [Applause] [Music] happy Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving here I'm thankful for you and your need I'm thankful for what you did there yeah thank you for the way you came out with your little sure a little

roller skating around there and also most of the skating all right we're done we're I think it's like Jay Leno is a fly [Applause] I'll be back in eight months can never get rid of them Kenya