Kate Beckinsale Teaches Stephen To Speak Russian

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>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME KATE BECKINSALE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> IS THAT FOR ME? >> Stephen: THAT IS FOR YOU. THAT IS FOR YOU. ENJOY IT. PLEASE HYDRATE. >> I'M GOING TO. >> Stephen: THIS TIME OF YEAR YOU HAVE TO HYDRATE. YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY LOVELY IN THAT DRESS. YOU COULD AWARE IT TO A BALL. >> SHOULD I. >> Stephen: I LOVE HOW CLASSY YOU SOUND, "SHALL I?" IS THIS LIKE WHAT YOU WORE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? >> I NORMALLY DON'T LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE. >> Stephen: WHY? >> I THINK THE PRESSURE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME MAKES ME GO CONTRARY. THIS YEAR DIGO TO A PARTY. I WENT TO A SORT OF FRATY PARTY, WHICH I THOUGHT -- >> YOU WENT TO A FRAT PARTY? >> NO-- >> Stephen: THOSE WERE SOME VERY HAPPY FRAT BOYS. >> IT WAS A FRATY-STYLE PARTY. THEY WERE MUCH OLDER, I THINK, THAN ACTUAL FRAT PARTIY. >> Stephen: WHAT MADE IT FRATY, BONGS, AND THINGS LIKE THAT? >> I THINK THAT WAS IMMINENT. I LEFT BEFORE THAT HAPPENED. THERE WERE THOSE RED PLASTIC CUPS-- >> Stephen: THE SOLO CUPS. >> WITH VODKA AND GATORADE IN THEM. >> Stephen: THAT'S A QUALITY PARTY. >> RIGHT, ISN'T IT. >> Stephen: YOU NEED YOUR ELECTROLIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE CHUGGING VODKA. >> EXACTLY. SO THERE WAS THAT. AND THEN I WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. AND WHEN IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE I WENT TO ANOTHER PARTY-- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WALK INTO A HOUSE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE GRANDMA'S CABIN AND GRANDMA'S OLD BLANKETS AND I WAS ROLLING WITH THE GRANDMA CABIN THING AND A MOTH FLEW OUT OF THE TOILET AND I THOUGHT I'M GOING HOME NOW AND I THOUGHT THAT'S WHEN NEW YEAR'S HAPPENED FOR ME. >> Stephen: IS THAT HOW YOU KNEW IT WAS MIDNIGHT WHEN THE MOTH CAME OUT. WHERE WERE YOU FOR MIDNIGHT? >> NOT THE MOTH. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BAD YEAR AHEAD, I THINK. NO, I WAS AT A CLUB AT THE TIME. GET ME. >> Stephen: A CLUB LIKE WITH MUSIC. >> STANDING ON A BANKET WITH SOMEONE STANDING ON MY JACKET, AND I KNOW YOU, STUFF LIKE THAT. NORMALLY, I DON'T HAVE THAT. >> Stephen: ONE THING YOU HAVE TO CELEBRATE FOR THE NEW YEAR HERE YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF-- YOU'RE ON "SHAPE" MAGAZINE. THIS IS FROM THE CONTENTS PAGE OF "SHAPE" MAGAZINE. <i>( APPLAUSE ) MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.</i> OVER THE HOLIDAYS, YOU HAD TO HAVE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT THE EGGNOG. THEY TAKE THIS PHOTO LIKE, IN NOVEMBER, RIGHT? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Stephen: AND THEN YOU TOTALLY PACK ON THE POUNDS. >> THIS IS RUINED. THIS IS RUINED. >> Stephen: I CAN TELL, YES FATTY. >> TUBS. >> Stephen: HOW MUCH-- DO YOU-- DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT? BECAUSE I GET TO SIT BEHIND A DESK, SO I CAN JUST SPREAD OUT. >> THAT'S QUITE GOOD, ISN'T IT? >> Stephen: IT'S VERY NICE. I ACTUALLY WEAR THE DESK EVERYWHERE I GO. >> IT'S YOUR SWEAT PANTS. >> Stephen: I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS WHEN I SIT DOWN. >> YOU'RE NOT. >> Stephen: NOT RIGHT NOW. >> HOW FRENCH! >> Stephen: WELL, MY NAME IS COLBERT, MADAME. >> IT IS. >> Stephen: YOU ALSO-- THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY VERY TOPICAL, AND ALMOST POLITICAL RIGHT NOW. >> YES. >> Stephen: YOU LIKE TO INSTAGRAM PICTURES OF YOUR-- OF YOUR CAT. AND THIS ONE SAYS, "BITE ME." >> YEAH. BECAUSE HE'S A GINGERBREAD KEEK. >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND. THIS ONE MAKES LESS SENSE TO ME. THIS ONE THE CAT HAS AN EGG CRATE. >> OKAY -- >>UN THE CAT IS DREAMING OF MURDERING YOU, RIGHT? >> THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRONG. >> Stephen: CATS LIKE THIS? >> NOT ALL CATS. A LOT OF CATS DON'T. MY CAT IS QUITE STUPID. BUT-- AND I SAY THAT WITH LOVE. BUT DOES REALLY ENJOY DRESSING UP. THE TROUBLE IS HE'S GOT RESTING BITCH FACE, SO HE ALWAYS LOOKS ANGRY BUT HE'S ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT. >> Stephen: THIS ONE? >> THAT'S A PANDA HAT. IT'S SORT OF LIKE A HELMET. THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE ONE. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SUBMITTING THIS TO TRUMP'S "EMERGENCY KITTEN" TWITTER FEED. >> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> Stephen: AND SENDING TRUMP MESSAGES. >> I COULD GET WEIRDER AND WEIRDER WITH THE COSTUMES. HE WOULD BE TOTALLY DOWN WITH IT. I DON'T GET THE SENSE HE'S A FRUMP SUPPORTER. >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO SHOW THIS PHOTO, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT CBS IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW MOW TO SHOW THE ENTIRE PHOTO OF THIS PARTICULAR CAT PHOTO. IT SAYS, "HAVING A GESTICULATING CAT OR A PENIS LAMP IS AN ADVANTAGE." I AM TRUSTING-- I AM TRUSTING, KNOWING HOW SQUEAKY CLEAN THIS NETWORK IS THAT WE CANNOT SHOW A PLASTIC PENIS LAMP. WHY DO YOU HAVE A PLASTIC PENIS LAMP? >> WELL, MY EX-HUSBAND, MY DAUGHTER'S FATHER, GAVE IT TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR. ( LAUGHTER ) TO REMIND ME OF HIM. PROBABLY NOT FOR THAT. >> Stephen: TO REMIND YOU OF HIM. THAT IS A VERY SMALL PENIS. >> I TAKE THAT BACK. BECAUSE OF THAT EXACT ISSUE THAT YOU JUST MENTION GLD OKAY. >> DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CAN'T SHOW IT WHEN IT'S THAT SMALL AND ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A SWITCH -- >> WHAT? THAT'S THE SWITCH? >> YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU FLICK UP AND DOWN. THAT'S THE GENIUS OF THE LAMP. >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. THAT'S,000 WORKS, I UNDERSTAND. I WOULDN'T KNOW. I WOULDN'T KNOW. I WORK FOR CBS. "UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS," THIS IS THE FIFTH, YOUR FOURTH. >> YES. >> Stephen: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU WERE DOING "LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP" A JANE AUSTIN NOVEL BEING ADAPTED. NOW YOU'RE BACK IN THE LEATHER JUMPSUIT. I CAN CALL IT A JUMPSUIT? >> YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOU LIKE. >> Stephen: YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT CORSETS IN THE OTHER MOVIE. >> I STILL GET CORSETS IN "UNDERWORLD." I WE'RE A CORSET NEARLY AT ALL TIMES. >> Stephen: AM I WEARING A CORSET NOW? >> NO, BUT IT FEELS LIKE I AM. >> Stephen: I AM. NO PANTS BUT A CORSET. >> YOU'RE LIKE THE IDEAL MAN. >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN. IS THAT TRUE? >> YES. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT AN ACCUSATION. >> OKAY ( LAUGHTER ) GLIFS HOPING-- I WAS HOPING YOU COULD SAY A FEW THINGS IN RUSSIAN FOR ME, TEACH ME HOW TO SAY A FEW THINGS. WOULD DO YOU THAT? >> I WOULD. >> Stephen: WOULD YOU MIND-- ONE OF MY PRODUCERS SET THIS UP. I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY ARE. MY PRODUCER SET UP A FEW THINGS TO SAY IN RUSSIAN. IF YOU COULD SAY THAT. WHERE DID YOU LEARN RUSSIAN BY THE WAY. >> I DID IT AT MIDDLE SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, OXFORD UNIVERSITY. >> Stephen: OXFORD UNIVERSITY! I FORGOT... ( LAUGHTER ) VERY NICE. VERY NICE. >> EXACTLY! >> Stephen: OKAY. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. ( SPEAK GERMAN ). >> Stephen: I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PRONOUNCE THAT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> "NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY WIFI PASSWORD." >> Stephen: I CAN'T DO THAT ONE. AGAIN, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> "MR. PUTIN, PLEASE PUT ON A SHIRT." YOU'LL NEED THAT. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DO YODO YOU HAVE A SIMPLER ONE? ... TRUMP TOWER. >> Stephen: I HEARD THE LAST ONE. >> THE BEST BORSCHT IS MADE IN TRUMP TOWER. >> Stephen: LET ME GET THE PUTIN ONE AGAIN. >> YOU ACED IT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE? ( LAUGHTER ) "UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. KATE BECKINSALE, EVERYBODY!

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