Bridge Kids - Stranger Danger

uh okay so how about um how about Zenith Laser Storm I think it's pretty cool I don't I don't really know what that like what is uh I don't know what is well yeah no that's the point it's kind of like it like if you know you know kind of well I kind of I don't know I think our name should be like something like really cool that everyone will get like how about this skull taken yeah of course it's taken well probably cuz it's really good you know they took it well no all right

all right I got a good idea actually um we're busy right now yeah how about that your your sister's boyfriend uh I I don't have a sister I don't really well no no it's not it's not your sister it it it's it's like it's saying to to all the players that we come across it's like yeah yeah we're we're your sister's boyfriend oh it cuz I just don't think that's like funny you know no take take my word for we're going to get some really good reactions with this what what the H how was that

one also taken yeah I think all the names are taken all right you know we're getting nowhere with this let's just hit the like the random name generator option oh yeah what the what the hell kind of name is this yeah I wouldn't have picked this one personally can can we restart or something is there like any way to um oh yeah check it out over here we can uh oh we have to are you serious yeah they want us to pay like um like real money we to pay money to have a username what

what kind of website is this if if we want to do anything it's holding us Ransom like it's like it's ransomware uh we could try making another account you know it'll take like two seconds no I don't care about that I'm not playing this game on General principle now this is why video games aren't even like fun anymore you know what let's just go outside oh what what kind of stuff do you uh like doing outside you have like a Badman uh Court no I don't think [Music] [Music] so yo bro what I tell you

I told you there was fine [ __ ] on this game look at that look at that what what the [ __ ] does that sh say blond Badd 69 bro and we chatting with her dog damn you a r man damn okay like now that we got a retention like like what we trying to ask next yeah bro but okay so like ask if she likes music oh yeah yeah yeah that's good that's good what's up you like music boo she said yes bro she said yes bro we are so in there bro oh

[ __ ] Bro show bro bro what are the odds that a music fan like her is going to cross path with two beautiful genius talented musicians like ourselves when this [ __ ] finds out we rap she going to be so wet bro for real man I can't believe the username rap first wasn't taken already you [Music] know [Music] I can't wait any longer bro I'm about to [ __ ] bust in my jeans I got to meet this ho now yeah I'm with you man okay okay where where are we meeting this [

__ ] okay um I mean we could just invite her over to our place n nah bro we got to choose somewhere somewhere nice and neutral public lots of people oh true true wait didn't like how about like mecham or something perfect bro mecham got to be one of the safest places on Earth okay meet me at the Mecha Mar and I'll make all your dreams come true [Music] send you did you know that games used to not have loading screens because they actually you just start it and it would go it didn't want to

waste your time but now now that's all games want to do is is is waste your time bro I I know I talk a big game online but like I'm feeling hella anxious dog like I like I don't know if uh I mean if she's a blond and bad as she say she is like don't worry bro I'm confident that like when she finds out that there's two of us she's going to be overjoyed yeah yeah you know I guess you right bro I've been meaning to ask like what's up with the little pick AIC

basket nah nah nah man this here is a Shakur what are you little Easter Bunny you got some eggs in there nah man it ain't like that you know this here is filled with like cheeses and like dips and James and stuff cuz like she sees this and she's going to think that we're like sophisticated you know hey what's good little man you might want to scad cuz uh we all lubed up and ready to go we about to get to work bro yeah you you too young to understand what's about to happen bro bro

you're [ __ ] up my FIT what you want wait wait wait bro I think he's trying to show us something oh you want me to s you want me to sign an autograph or something oh wait oh [ __ ] wait how you know our username dog what are you what are you a little hacker you a little whiz kid hacker or something like no no bro I I think that's blond baddy wait you're not blond baddy wait you're so little [ __ ] kid bro what you trying to [ __ ] play a

prank on us you TR where's the cameras bro you trying to [ __ ] fool us like like is this a joke you think you're funny [ __ ] wrong with you bro I'mma kick your [ __ ] ass bro I'm [ __ ] kick you like a [ __ ] football make a [ __ ] touchdown bro bro I'm [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] bro bro listen this is really bad man this like I think this is one of them honeypots you know like on dayline NBC oh this is bad this

is real bad bro this is bad bad they trying to Chris Hansen us bro they trying to lock a player up and throw away the key on us bro we probably [ __ ] surrounded right now bro God damn BR I'm too young for prison you ain't taking me alive bro you ain't got [ __ ] on me all your little chat logs that that don't mean nothing bro I thought you were I thought you were an adult woman and I was going to have sex with you bro we got to [ __ ] step

on it put the hypers speed on that thing we got to get out of here yeah man let's bounce so is there like something you uh like you wanted to do out here uh well well right now I'm suffering from uh decision paralysis because there there's just like so many things to do outside that like I uh I can't decide what would be the best thing to do um yeah I can't even think of like one thing to do how about uh uh okay maybe we can like uh go online and find like a curated

list of some of the the best activities to do outside because like uh yeah that sounds that sounds pretty pretty smart you know uh you know why would you waste your time doing uh something that's not like the best thing yeah you get all the EX experts and all the best and what the did we leave the game like this I don't remember it looking like this when we left oh yeah it looks it looks different yeah maybe Mark Anthony was playing while we were gone or something what well he shouldn't be playing a game

like this I don't know you know the boys will be boys look at these chat logs he's he was talking to a rapist here look at this this guy was saying like I will show you magnificent things come to Mecha and I'll make your dreams come true y little brother is like 6 years old he shouldn't be playing a rated te game now look what happened he got abducted by pedophiles what uh what what should we do we should leave now if we act quick enough maybe we can intercept the the the the Predators and

uh and report them to the police we can we can we can catch them red-handed it looks like no one's here yet like maybe we got here in time H well typically in scenario such as this the Predator will arrive several hours early to wait for their prey to come to them so based on the fact that we're the only ones here it's pretty obvious that we were too late do you think we can like figure out where they went like we can track them down or something yeah yeah so basically we should probably start

looking for a sort of breadcrumb Trail um some something like uh uh like hair or a blood sample or semen sample oh there's like some crumbs here like uh well no it it it that is just a saying it's not we're not looking for a literal breadcrumb Trail it's it like you know we're looking for stuff like like fingerprints or or you know like I don't they they kind of like go over there you know it's like a pretty oh conspicuous like Trail you know well seeing is how we've uh expended all our other options

I suppose that we could take this leap of faith and uh see where it leads us God damn bro why is little man still following us K kid can you leave like leave us alone bro we we don't want to be your friend [ __ ] all off little NC we going to do better this [ __ ] bro don't you know how to use your damn ears I told you to get the [ __ ] away from me bro don't follow me why didn't this keep going to leave us alone bro this this is

so messed up bro why you eating all that bread I'm s man I just eat bread when I'm anxious uh okay bro I I got an idea let me let me see your basket real quick y yo what you doing with all my Breads and cheeses man bro they ain't no blond Badd no more you ain't nobody gives a [ __ ] about these treats who's going to eat the treats now bro no no no but oh come on man that [ __ ] was expensive okay chill bro check it out I seen this in

a movie once now like okay check it like he looks like a little baby up for adoption bro they going to throw his ass in the orphanage oh I see it's it's like Moses from the Bible yeah I I got you I got you oh [ __ ] what the hell God damn it that was the smartest trick I know how's little man's going to out smartest when he's 8 years old bro [ __ ] Gary Coleman ass grown ass man looking like a kid leave us alone dog no it looks like the crumbs go

to that uh that dumpster oh let's take a look H H uh yeah it looks like your little brother has been killed and dismembered oh God yeah I've located the murder weapons and uh what looks like what's left of uh Mark Anthony oh no yeah he clearly suffered um in his last moments uh it seems that uh he was tortured probably skinned alive are you sure it's him how do you know it's like he's been dismembered beyond all recognition but I'm like 99% sure it's him oh my mom's going to kill me bro I can't

maintain this brisk pace of walking no more my legs is about to give out this ain't good bro I think I'm almost inside a battery what the [ __ ] is wrong with this kid it's like he's a ghost Center P us or something the only way I see it bro we're going to have to [ __ ] kill this kid I don't care who sees me I'm going [ __ ] decapitate this kid with the machete I [ __ ] hate this kid oh my God ah he's so cute oh my goodness is that

your little brother what uh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's my little brother yeah yeah how' you know he looks just like me right oh oh my gosh oh my gosh you're so cute like a little little munchkin you are just the cutest little guy ever yeah we were just playing a little game we were playing uh army men you know I was uh I was having some post-traumatic stress saying I was going to kill him or something what's your name cutie yeah my name's Mo uh that's that's his name too actually Lil Mo you know

like uh we Big Mo Li Mo you know what I'm saying like on some ice climbing [ __ ] yeah and I'm I'm also related to he's so tiny look at his little shoes oh my gosh the velcro do you do those yourself buddy a you're so brave but but we totally got this in the bag bro you know this turned out to be a blessing in disguise the Lord is smiling on us today my friend you my little fourleaf Clover buddy you my little fourleaf Clover cuz you a little good luck sign you a

little horseshoe so uh why why are we here again well I told you we we're looking for uh we're going to get a replacement for Mark Anthony your mom won't even know the difference uh and probably frankly she she's probably going to like uh this new one even more oh okay I guess yeah like we can all right there's bound to be a few here his parents won't care if they go missing what about that one over there he's pretty uh doesn't look cared after oh yeah he looks pretty good you should go talk to

him okay yeah I can uh go on don't be shy hey can I be like your uh your new Big Brother do you want to like live with like I'll we'll live together and stuff oh yeah I don't think this is working I don't know well I guess you two just weren't the right fit you know uh you know I don't know we could keep trying uh there you know there's there's plenty of fish in the sea what about that one over there he looks pretty uh pretty similar what the hell that is your little

brother look look he's with those two [ __ ] those creeps kidnapped Mark Anthony and now they're using him to lure in their next victims oh whoa oh yay good job buddy yeah I I actually taught him that trick you know he takes a lot after me in that way you know you fall and you just get back up you know you don't let yourself uh don't let yourself fall you don't let yourself hey creeps get away from him he he's coming with me oh God what are you doing yo he's trying to rape my

little brother bro this kid's a [ __ ] chomo get him everybody all right you're done you little freak little pervert don't you put your hands on little kidak disgusting hey uh no you should like stop uh hurting him he was just trying to help me you know that's that's my little brother over there you know we kind of look alike hold on they do kind of look alike yeah I kind of see it so what were those guys doing with a little kid yeah th those two over there are the uh they're the ones

who are the so they were just lying to us what the heck you guys are jerks yeah total jerks let's get out of here girls bye weirdos can you ladies come on I was only lying about like 75% of that you know we do hang out with this kid a lot you know but like we're kind of like adopted Brothers you know it it's hey you uh shouldn't have done all that stuff you know I hope you learned your lesson about I don't know anyway uh yeah let's go home yeah let's get out of here

you guys the [ __ ] is wrong with you bro I was about to get so much laid Bro [ __ ] You people always told me be careful what you do don't go around breaking young girls and mother always told me be careful who you love be careful what you do cuz a lot becomes the truth he hey the B je is not my love she's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is my son how do you know my name