Tom Aharon (Israel’s own John Oliver) decided to retaliate | תם אהרון משיב לג'ון אוליבר (אבל לא אש)

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אחרי שג'ון אוליבר האשים בתכניתו את ישראל בביצוע "פאקינג פשעי מלחמה", תם אהרון משיב (אבל לא אש). צפו במונולוג המלא John Oliver accused Israel of “Fucking War Crimes”. Tom Aharon (Israel’s own John Oliver) decided to retaliate. Watch his full monologue

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[Music] hello people of the world you probably don't know me i am the tallest person in israel these are difficult times for my people as we find ourselves in yet another round of war our days are filled with death destruction and horror on both sides as always we pay close attention to the international reaction to our actions And as always reactions are quite critical dualipa for example posted on instagram calling to fresher model jiji hadid posted a story saying you will not erase palestine the weeknd reposted stories accusing israel of ethnic cleansing dj khaled said he quote expects oral sex but won't return the favor in an interview from 2014 which is completely unrelated yet always fun to remember but make no Mistakes the pro-israeli list of celebrities is nothing if not shiny 49-year-old argentinian actor fakundo arena has shown support of his israeli friend in a private conversation later made public on her instagram account so you know strong figures on both sides but in this fight over public opinion the Israeli side has taken a serious blow this week for decades the backbone of america's policy in the middle east has been that america is an unwavering friend to israel which is a great thing to try and be but at the end of the day i would hope that a real friend would tell me when i'm being an [ __ ] and definitely when i'm committing a [ __ ] war crime And i would hope to someday have just a fraction of a white man's confidence when i'm talking about things that happen thousands of miles from where i live [ __ ] i don't even have that much certainty about things that happen in my own home i found my dog eating off the table one day and i was like i don't think you should do that and i don't want to sound defensive Everyone has a right to criticize israel it's okay i mean the holocaust did just happen but okay if you have to that's how i make my living everyone has a right to consider the facts and the context some might even conclude that we're the bad guys i mean someone's gotta be it right but i also believe that simplifying a complex matter doesn't do justice to either side I think it's a luxury for bystanders to make cutting statements on a century-long conflict that people live through every day and it is my humble opinion that the opening monologue from this week's episode of last week tonight the incredibly popular hbo show i never stole format from is doing just that since monday over 80 palestinians have been killed and seven israelis In this tit-for-tat war okay there is a lot to unpack there from the horror of the situation which has escalated significantly since then to the use of the phrase tit for tat war in a conflict where you just pointed out one side has suffered over 10 times the casualties something which speaks to both the severe power imbalance at play here and how that often gets obscured by how we Choose to talk about it okay first of all you said tit secondly i don't think that anyone denies that there is in fact an imbalance of power between the israelis and the palestinians but imbalance in itself is not immoral does being stronger bear certain responsibilities sure i guess i don't know i've never been personally stronger than anyone but so i hear but does it automatically Mean you're at fault of course not it almost sounds like you're mad at us for not taking more casualties look it is true the militants from palestinian groups like hamas fired over a thousand rockets towards israel this week and that is reprehensible but and i realize this is the most load-bearing conjunction in history but the majority of those rockets thankfully Didn't reach their target for a very clear reason there is a massive imbalance when it comes to the two sides weaponry and capabilities while most of the rockets aimed toward israeli citizens this week were intercepted israel's airstrikes were not let me get this straight hamas fired over a thousand missiles at civilians but they don't count Because we stopped them in mid air that doesn't make any sense that's like me going to a nursing home and injecting every elder with a live coveted sample and the nurses go like well they are vaccinated so i guess that's cool you only got a really small number of them doesn't the intent matter at all because and i know i sound like an israeli abroad Trying to get laid but we do have to address the fact that hamas targets civilians almost exclusively while the idf makes an effort to avoid it and i actually agree with your criticism of the times in which the idf doesn't do enough i too think that taking down civilian buildings is an extreme measure and should only be used as a last resort Which is pretty [ __ ] hard considering how deeply hamas is rooted in everyday palestinian lives in gaza and it's important to note here the vast majority of the palestinians in gaza are not part of hamas they don't get together and all decide to launch rockets it's not a [ __ ] co-op board but when israel fires rockets at gaza it endangers all palestinians there yes that is of course correct Only that unfortunately we can't change the regime in gaza we can't even change the regime in israel and we've had like 20 elections in one year this guy really can't take the hint but the point remains that like every dictatorship and every terrorist group hamas feeds off of its citizens and uses them as protection and by no means does that free israel from responsibility No but it does provide context much needed context to examine the conflict through as someone who follows american politics i sometimes get the feeling that the two sides of every argument are the one side that automatically supports the weak and the other side that automatically supports the strong but sometimes the reality is more complex claiming that imbalance is immoral Is the privilege of those who don't need to make the choice between their own safety and their care for others we can't be weak but we can't also be callous and that is why i made this monologue to say the word callus not in defense of israel or in defense of war [ __ ] war it is because it pained me to see a personal hero of mine saying something as Unfair unjust as simplistic as i expect oral sex but won't return the favor thank you may we all live in peace

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