IMOBILIÁRIA (AO VIVO)

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Hello. Three Brothers Real Estate Agency. Yes.
No. No. Wood has the best cost-benefit ratio.
Masonry is too expensive. You don't need it. Okay.
- There's a customer here. Bye-bye. - Hello.
- Good morning. - Good morning. I have a problem.
. . Oh, poor thing.
. . - It's something else.
- Yes? - I rented a house with you. .
. - That's what we do. - And that house caught fire.
- I told you to get the one with water leaks, didn't I? Anyway, I came to talk about the insurance. - Of course.
If you look at the "insurance" section, you'll see an asterisk. - Yes, it's there. - Read it for me.
- Here it says that. . .
You don't need to, I know it. The asterisk says that we don't cover any accident involving the four elements of nature. Meaning that if your house is caught by a flood, or a hurricane, or a fire - which is your case - or a landslide, we can't do anything.
- Nothing? - We could throw a party, but I don't think you would like it, would you? It would be the hottest party!
- You really wouldn't like it. - Wait, what does the insurance cover? Against wolves!
- A wolf? - Big Bad Wolf! - Big Bad Wolf?
- Yes, the Big Bad Wolf could huff and puff and blow your house in! Excuse me, sir, but this is absolutely ridiculous. Ridiculous?
That's because you haven't seen this! The Maracanã stadium renovation for the World Cup has reached one billion reais. That's ridiculous indeed.
- I knew it. - But wait a minute, who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? - The Big Bad Wolf?
- Big Bad Wolf! Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? I want to complain with your manager!
You can complain and complain but nothing you will gain! This is outrageous. I'll blow this place in, you hear me?
- You'll see! - Just what I needed. .
. Easy, easy. .
. Don't do anything rash, okay? Just calm down, calm down.
. . A blue truck has crashed at Lemon Bridge.
. . The machine is here, okay?
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