I Survived On $0.01 For 1 Week - Day 3

this is a penny a couple days ago i bought a pen for one cent sold it for a dollar bought some mints sold them and eventually bought some candy and made a lot of money on us yesterday was an emotional roller coaster because i bought a bike for 40 bucks and then the front tire went flat luckily the seller fixed it and now we have nothing but time some money and a dream welcome sorry that was kind of dramatic welcome to day three of the penny challenge where i start with a literal scent one penny

and work my way up if you don't know where i am or how i got this sweet ride or how i have 67 and 50 cents ish we're losing the coins left and right but we have about 67 and 50 cents go watch episodes one and two if they're fun to watch i haven't even watched them yet i'm literally experiencing this series well the clock is ticking the sun is up the birds are chirping i have a new money-making plan today so we need to leave we need to escape this house it's not that hard

the back door doesn't even close we're fine that looks so funny where were you when thanos snapped no one died to be clear let's make like chips and dip joe joseph i did got a bike with a working tire now we got an inner tube beautiful morning you know i like to sing sorry how's it going mcdonald's gotta get the camera i'll explain the plan in a sec but right now i'm hungry so i'm gonna go get some food iphone mode activated can i get two mc chickens and a water 323 thank you guys oh

the plant that's mcdonald's that's a bike there's two mcchickens this is gonna be my seventh big chicken sixth and seventh big chicken one other thing here's an iphone and i know what you're thinking oh ryan penny challenge and you have a thousand dollar phone at your disposal and you're very handsome looking and you're doing a great job and honestly the fact that you're 5 8 doesn't even make you less of a man so here's the plan yesterday behind the scenes i applied for none other than ubereats guys i'm online right now you can't really see

it but they're trying to find me a delivery right now i knew the bike would come in handy beyond just back and forth from dollar general so i figured you know what let's camp out at mcdonald's for a while let's eat a couple mcchickens and let's make some dough with our bike just spicy salt and pepper been spicing to me lately that's us now we wait i'm not getting any customers not with that attitude yeah yeah that's right no luck thus far [Music] imagine being on money that's so iconic dude yo this man looks good

oh that's alexander hamilton i'm a big hamilton guy i seem so obnoxious counting money on the sidewalk like that low baby meme still waiting on a potential uber client maybe not the best idea in a town like this people just drive people just drive it it's like one mile away people just drive to it drive through style i've never been to ubu driver got one we got one let's go we got an order okay oh man here i am i thought we got an order logan's right there he just ordered some ubereats all right logan

so logan wants a medium dr pepper and a medium fry is this even i don't even know i don't know i don't care i'm gonna go get it for him so i'm actually stupid uh because i didn't know with ubereats you go to the you go to the register and then you're like hey picking up for logan no i i literally just bought the meal myself hello can i get a medium dr pepper and a medium fry there he is sir oh hi there you go thank you so much that was a good one thank

you for your business of course that can't be allowed it just can't i was just about to give up i swear i was just about to give up we just got a 10 order from dairy queen so i'm gonna go there right now [Music] oh it's right there oh gosh oh my gosh any second now any second shouldn't be an issue come on i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna go just kidding i want to go so bad i'm going no i'm not i'm there's no way there's this much traffic dude no i'm not no

i'm not why would i do that why would i do that why am i doing this there's no one over here come on after this bike bikers unite let's go um i'm picking up an order for liz on ubereats thank you very good one you too much care ladies and gentlemen we got him i don't want to spill this drink i'm going to give it to you it's like a mile away so i'm going to be hauling butt or try to keep up i made it oh it's a drink bro must have been going 45.

oh you're seeing me on that bike i was flying all right screw the elevator we're taking the stairs [Music] the bike ride was insane [Music] huge [Music] ladies and gentlemen that's money right there money in the bag ready for the next order at any moment though all right guys we haven't gotten an uber client and what it's been an hour and a half i've had coffee in three days i want some coffee so bad there's this place i love here called calice galachi 75.80 okay we have 81.7 cents guys let's go spend it let's go

spend it watch this you see that i'm leaving i'm so i'll see you later it's like late afternoon surprise they're still open can i get an iced coffee uh with cream and sugar 433 [Music] awesome thank you so much guess how much this coffee was this was free 408 close 433 some big bucks right there for a coffee so much joy in a cup right now goodness dude honestly i don't know if we're gonna get any more uber clients than liv or liz she did tip us nicely thanks for the coffee liz is there anything

else that you can think of as to how we can make some money that we haven't already done are you wanting me to actually think of something or is this like a transition to the next clip logan you really think i would this has to work this literally can't not work you want to ask me about this money in the basket oh yeah we already made that one i'm just kidding this is literally all of my money if somebody took this basket i'd be completely doomed but this is social proof okay we're gonna make people

think that they three different people were so enthralled by my jokes that they put 20 bills okay let's let's hit the road to try to make some money i need to make sure my money doesn't blow away wait if you bet a dollars i mean if they don't laugh you have to give them a dollar oh no i didn't i didn't think that far excuse me bet you a dollar i can make you laugh right now i probably can i did not see that coming she said you probably can and then dipped i don't know

how i feel about that hey y'all i bet you a dollar i can make you laugh no deal no worries dude i'm worried about the money i'm worried if it blows away i'm gonna get run over like literally audi bet you a dollar i can make you laugh no thanks all right i gotta get some jokes out there though i gotta i gotta show people what i'm worth they laugh they lose a dollar right and all they got out of it was a little bit of a laugh we'll ask a few more people and if

not i'll fix the side and say uh three hey guys i bet you a dollar i can make you laugh can i tell you a joke anyway can i i can tell you a joke okay all right i just want to know if i'm good i'm trying to like i'm working on a comedy special i'm trying to apply to netflix all right so what did the val say to the continent when it loaned him some money i owe you that's pretty good okay all right thanks guys have a good one he felt so bad for

me hey guys i bet you dollar i can make you laugh hey guys bet your dollar i can make you laugh all right all right hey guys can i tell you jokes all right it's okay i bet you could i didn't anticipate people to respond like that that's such a checkmate bro i have nothing left to say all right i'm putting my money in the pocket hey you don't have to give me a dollar but can i just practice some jokes on you guys all right okay so what do you call a fish with no

eyes all right thank you guys sorry what what he said he said what he said guys i bet i can make you laugh for not even a dollar right okay hey y'all can i tell you guys a joke make you laugh you don't have to pay me money i just want to practice can i practice on you all right no worries let's get empty now i didn't want my money to blow away so hey can i tell you guys a joke okay hey y'all can i tell you guys a joke you don't have to you

don't have to pay me i this isn't working but it works it's not working no one wants to do it what do you call a can opener that doesn't work a cat opener oh i can't i think you said it oh yeah but then it doesn't work so it's a can't can't opener i can't because it can't right so you try to open it but it doesn't work i'm sorry it's so funny you bet me a dollar you can make me laugh yes okay what are you gonna make me laugh about all right i got

a joke i got a joke all right uh i may not have a dollar for you that's okay i'm just i like to practice i'm warming up what do you call a fish with no eyes what a what [Music] she loved let's go he told me to say something obscene i got boobs okay i don't have to laugh let's go there it is all right you guys are awesome you guys rock man thank you so much dude we literally made seven dollars already off of one group of people bro do you see the lot of

cash he had when he when he pulled out his cash bro that one was like this thick what is forrest gump's password email password one forest one have a good one i sold my vacuum cleaner the other day uh all it was doing was collecting dust oh that is so funny oh my gosh you guys are so sweet oh dude it's funny because neither of them left they went oh hey can i tell you a joke what's red and bad for your teeth a brick i know i know did you i was doing ubereats all

right so what do you call a fake noodle a fake noodle what do you call it an impasta thank you i'll have a good one dude i'm on a roll one day baby county i need to be taking notes if a cowboy is happy does that make him a jolly rancher what do you call sorry what do you call an alligator in a vest an investigator keep practicing all right thank you guys for the other day yeah how many days have you been doing this uh it's been like this is day three yeah what do

you call i mean sorry why don't dinosaurs talk because they're dead all right guys what were they waiting for me to do well they were so serious too you guys want more jokes what's one thing wrong with my jokes they're not funny all right we all have a good one sorry sorry okay i'll pull out my good one for this what do you call an alligator in a vest an investigator thank you so much oh that went so much better than expected dude we've made nine dollars dude my next one is gonna knock knock them

flat on their butt i'm talking belly laugh what what did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old i don't know hi mitty sorry i'm gonna tell you guys a joke all right what what uh is green and has wheels uh grass i lied about the wheels really holy you should be paying me a dollar seriously wait i have another one um what did the pirates say right after he turned 80 years old i'm mitty seriously are you serious give me all your money i'm sorry no no no because that that is just terrible

at least you thought you were about to get robbed i feel fine i feel i don't even feel like um discouraged after that you guys hear what happened to the guy who invented the knock knock joke he won a nobel prize all right okay thank you so much thank you so much thank you guys so much what do you call the alligator in a suit what oh my gosh i'm using it i'm using it i'm taking your joke i've been using that you guys want to hear two short jokes at a long joke sure sure

all right joke joke okay um that one hurt that one really hurt oh no the five what what happened to the frog the frog's car once it broke down it got towed i'm sorry i don't understand because i'm not american wait um all right all right sorry it's okay did she have an accident before she just lied guys i'm gonna take the spoils from our jokes and our other money and i'm gonna go to walmart i'm a blowback at walmart i'll be there ah the light i can't believe we just made eleven dollars and that

actually baffles me that was so much fun i really enjoyed that this is a good time this is fun we're here logan's out here somewhere where is he oh there he is i see it let's go buy some stuff so sleeping bag 16 bucks [Music] so let's go i've got my hammock i think i'm gonna go grab some dinner and then set up shop so long bye [Music] okay [Music] hi can i get three chickens with no lettuce 484 thank you so much oh i'm scared i'm scared this town is so pretty beautiful day so

awesome dude ready for my life over here [Music] okay here we go what do we have here this is gonna make ten mcchickens ten mcchickens in three days it has to be a record my grandma was watching this she would literally say keep in like that and you're gonna turn into a big chicken literally doesn't get old dude those jokes went way better than expected not gonna lie i literally got so nervous doing that i don't know i'm not good at that if you haven't seen the other episodes the reason i'm doing this series again

there's so many people that literally don't know where their next meal is coming from and that's a reality for them for me this is some series i'm filming on youtube and after this week is up i get to go back to my regular life so this entire series is a fundraiser you can see on the youtube app how we're doing hopefully we're doing pretty well y'all we have raised three thousand two hundred and ninety two dollars let's go that's over thirteen thousand one hundred seventy two meals for people in need let's keep this going can

we hit 5000 by the next episode i seriously love you guys so much i'm gonna cry definitely feel like today was a breakthrough i'm really excited about the hammock and i'm also really excited that we fixed this bike because i would be screwed that freaking mongoose more like hmong money i don't know if you guys are liking the videos join the investigator army i don't know i've been trying to name you guys for probably three years so i don't know if that'll ever happen please subscribe appreciate the support and love on the videos sun is

setting rapidly it's so crazy how lively this town is it's literally like a tuesday let's get on the bike my clothes are gonna be tree trunks there it is i'm sleeping in the backyard [Music] this is crazy quite the setup all right guys this is good night i was gonna try to sleep in that like main street courtyard park but i just don't want to get in trouble it's another reminder that people that are experiencing homelessness don't have a place that they can definitely stay so thank you for watching day three of the penny challenge

wait i need to count my money 20 30 35 1 2 3 4 39 39 and 80 cents and a hammock and a bike and a basket i honestly have no idea where my windex is by the way thank you guys for watching day three and i have to end the video on a dad joke what do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke