Top Hitman Mistakenly Puts $2 Million Hit on His Head Thinking He Has Deadly illness

At an opera house in Budapest, hitman Joe pretends  to be a normal theater-goer while keeping an eye on his target and the bodyguards that protect  him. Once everyone is on their seats and the show begins, Joe makes his way upstairs. Minutes later  a bodyguard notices a shoe behind a curtain and checks it out, but it’s a trap by Joe who suddenly  kills him with a knife and hides the body behind the curtain.

Joe moves through the corridor  and shoots the other bodyguard before finding his target at the balcony. The man offers to pay  triple the amount of his current payment, but Joe turns him down and shoots him in the head. He asks  the guy’s date to stay silent and the woman runs away.

Then he looks at the stage and for a second  he meets the eyes of Maize, the star of the show. He decides to leave but on his way out, he starts  having a headache and feeling dizzy. Downstairs, another bodyguard sees the woman run away and  tries to contact his boss.

When he gets no answer, he rushes to investigate and finds all the bodies.  At that moment the security team sees him with a gun and gets ready to arrest him, so the bodyguard  opens fire. He only manages to kill one officer because the other hides to call for help.

Next  the bodyguard hides in the balcony and when the officer comes after him, he gets shot through the  door. Suddenly all the lights are turned on in the theater and the bodyguard decides to jump off  the balcony, landing in the middle of the stage. The dancers and the public immediately panic and  begin to run away while another officer appears at the balcony to shoot down the bodyguard from afar. 

Maize is running away with the others only for the panicking crowd to accidentally push her to the  ground, making her drop her phone and stomping on her hand and feet in the process. At that moment  Joe sees her and picks her up together with her phone to take her outside. As soon as he puts her  down, he starts having a headache again, so he waits for Maize to get distracted and disappears. 

When he gets home, Joe realizes he still has Maize’s phone. He takes some medicine and tons  of alcohol before going to bed. The next day Joe goes to see the doctor, who runs a bunch of tests  and theorizes Joe may be suffering the effects of years of head trauma.

The tests results will be  ready later, but the doctor already advises Joe to start thinking about getting a new job. Afterward  Joe visits his handler and close friend Zvi, who also thinks Joe needs a vacation and to  meet someone special. After lots of hesitation, Joe goes to the dance studio to give Maize back  her phone.

She’s very grateful and gives him her number while flirting with him. On his way out,  Joe throws the number in the trash, but he quickly regrets it and takes it back. In the evening he  very awkwardly texts Maize and they agree on a date.

They end up having dinner together and have  a wonderful time, although Joe never reveals his real job. For the next few days Joe divides his  time between dating Maize and doing more mercenary missions in different places like France, Romania,  Austria, and Switzerland. His relationship with Maize grows serious and they start spending their  nights together.

Sadly the headaches never stop and the medicine isn’t as effective anymore. When  the test results are finally ready, the doctor has bad news for Joe: he has a neurodegenerative brain  disorder. There’s no cure for it, which means Joe only has three months left to live.

Stuck in a  state of shock, Joe turns down the doctor’s offer of palliative care and therapy. Instead he goes  home and starts researching the illness online. There are many videos of people losing control of  their limbs and information confirming there’s no cure.

Joe grabs a gun and considers ending things,  but he reminds himself to think of Maize. He opens a secret safe in the floor and takes out all his  money, then he grabs all his weapons and throws them in the river. The following day Joe goes to  see Zvi and says he wants to offer two million for his own head.

He would’ve self-deleted but life  insurance won’t pay for that, and he wants Maize to get the insurance money. However Zvi refuses  to put a contract on his best friend, no matter how much he pays. Afterward Joe goes to see  Antoinette, who also used to be an assassin and nowadays she works as a handler.

Her bodyguard is  Max, a killer known for his brutality. Antoinette has a personal grudge against Joe because he  killed her father even though he mentored him, so she’s delighted to put a contract on his  head. Since Joe still has a few things to do, he asks her to activate the mission at midnight. 

After Joe leaves, Antoinette checks the assassin app to choose the hitmen for this mission. First  she contacts Lovedahl, who is in Switzerland finishing a different contract. When he sees  the message he turns the mission down, saying two million isn’t worth it.

Next the messages goes  to Goyang and his gang, who are at a karaoke bar in Prague. The gang has been hiding as workers all  along and now they reveal themselves to kill their targets in just a few seconds thanks to teamwork.  Goyang is happy to accept Joe’s contract.

Just in case Antoniette also sends it to the Langos  Brothers, who are killing a guy by tying him to their bikes and pulling at the same time to  split his body. That night Joe meets with Maize, unaware Max is following them. Joe breaks up  with her and Maize gives him one last kiss before leaving in tears.

Then Joe goes home and starts  drinking while recording a message for Maize with the whole truth. He intends for it to arrive after  his death, however he presses the wrong button and sends it now before it’s done. While Maize hears  the message, Joe gets a call from his doctor, who drops big news: Joe’s test results got mixed  with another patient's.

He isn’t going to die, in fact he’s perfectly healthy and he could live a  long life. There are only five minutes left before midnight so Joe gets a trap ready. Soon Goyang and  his gang arrive and use cigarette smoke to reveal the laser sensor at the entrance.

They easily  dodge it and go further inside while Joe speaks from his hiding spot, saying he’s canceling the  contract. However Goyang insults him and reminds him contracts should be honored. A gang member  follows the voice into the bathroom, where Joe is waiting to fight.

The guy is very good at martial  arts, but Joe easily overpowers him and throws him through a glass wall. Next a woman with an axe  slashes his back, only for Joe to push her down on the broken glass and drag her throat on the shards  to kill her. The previous guy gets angry and attacks again, but when he tries a special kick  Joe breaks his leg, then he throws him through the wall.

Next another gang member attacks Joe with a  sword, triggering another fight. After exchanging a few hits, Joe grabs the man’s arm to break it  and disarm him. Then he kills him by throwing him against a column.

The last gang member comes after  Joe with two big blades and after lots of missed hits, she manages to stab Joe on his shoulder.  He’s capable to continue fighting like this and punches the woman extra hard, causing her to lose  a bunch of teeth. The only one left is Goyang, who throws a knife at Joe’s leg only for Joe  to kill him with the blade from his shoulder.

After lighting Goyang’s cigarettes as goodbye,  Joe leaves the apartment and activates a trap, blowing up his home and killing the toothless  woman. Her body is ejected through the window and lands on the gang's car, making it explode  as well. On the street Joe uses Goyang’s phone to call Antoinette, saying he’s cancelling the  contract but she can keep the money.

Antoinette gets furious because she still wants revenge for  her father and announces she’ll be doubling the reward. Hearing some bikes approaching, he  enters an old building and is surrounded by the Langos Brothers, who do tricks with their  bikes to attack. Joe manages to dodge a few, but most of their attacks keep bringing him down. 

Luckily he finds a pipe nearby and the next time a brother comes after him, he hits him with it to  throw him off the bike before stepping on his head to kill him. The other brother yells in anger and  speeds up, only for Joe to kick the bike’s front wheel and send him flying. Now Joe can steal the  bike to escape.

Meanwhile Antoinette sends the mission to the best hitmen in Europe. Lovedahl  is still in Switzerland having fun with women, but when he notices that the reward is now  four million, he finally accepts. In Scotland, the Mackenzie Brothers also accept the mission and  celebrate by breaking beer bottles on each other’s heads.

In a dirty club in England the Party Girls  pretend to be dancers to kill all the clients with weapons cleverly hidden in their small clothes.  A client tries to fight back, but the girls are good fighters and easily bring him down. In  Spain, a group of criminals is getting some happy powder ready to sell but they’re interrupted  by Botas, who uses dance steps and knives in his boots to kill all the men in the room with  impressive skill.

Meanwhile Joe goes to see Zvi, who uses glues to take care of his wounds. Since  Zvi is just a handler he doesn’t have any guns, he can only offer Joe some leftover explosives  from another job. Zvi’s wife volunteers to help too and gives Joe a very thorough massage the  includes cracking his neck.

This instantly causes Joe’s headache, dizziness, and double vision to  stop. Soon Lovedahl arrives at Budapest by train and Antoinette sends him all the information  she has on Joe, including Maize’s location. She also sends her cousin Money to pick Lovedahl  up.

Money is very annoying and kinda stupid, but Antoinette promised her uncle she would  train him to be a hitman too. They go to Maize’s building and surround her on her way out.  Maize immediately kicks Money to bring down, so Lovedahl knocks her out with a punch to kidnap  her.

In the morning Joe travels to an old castle in the countryside and Max quickly learns about  it. The information is sent to all the hitmen, who hurry to that location. However this is on  purpose: Zvi leaked the intel as part of their plan.

At the castle, Joe gets all his weapons  ready. The Mackenzie brothers are the first ones to arrive. They enter the castle and Joe throws  a grenade at them before coming out to fight.

At first Joe does well against just one brother,  but when the siblings team up, they manage to grab him and kick him into a set of armor. Joe takes  the armor's gauntlet and uses it to fight again, throwing more powerful punches now thanks to the  metal. However their teamwork continues to bring Joe down.

Suddenly the brothers start having a  dumb argument and Joe uses the chance to activate one of his traps. He pulls a rope to bring down  a chandelier and trap one of the brothers, who gets pushed toward a deer head and is instantly  impaled. Then Joe takes a piece of antler and fights the other brother again, exchanging a  few hits before stabbing him to death.

At that moment the Party Girls come in with open fire so  Joe uses the dead guy’s body as a shield to run into another room. The girls throw a grenade  but Joe dodges it and uses the brothers’ gun to fire back. Soon another grenade comes and this  one does hurt him before he manages to hide.

The gunfight continues and Joe runs out of bullets,  so one of the girls tries to approach him. She accidentally steps on a trap and the resulting  explosion brings her down. Joe immediately drags her body to a corner and activates her grenades  before throwing her at the other woman so that the explosion kills them both at the same time.

Joe  manages to steal their gun before the explosion sends him flying through a door. Botas is waiting  for him and quickly disarms him before putting on his earbuds so the music can guide his moves.  A hand-to-hand fight ensues and Botas is such a great warrior that he easily can keep up with Joe. 

They keep throwing each other all over the room and Botas hurts Joe with his boots, so in return  Joe makes him lose the earbuds. Since punches are doing nothing, they grab a pair of swords to keep  on fighting. After a few minutes Joe manages to disarm Botas, who finds a gun and opens fire.

Joe  runs to hide behind a table and activates another trap that blows Botas up, only leaving his boots  behind. Outside, Lovedahl’s group arrives and he immediately guesses this is a trap because he  sees all the hitmen’s vehicles at the entrance. Lovedahl tells Money to watch over Maize while he  goes to investigate.

As soon as Lovedahl is out of sight, Maize says she needs to stretch her legs  and manipulates Money into letting her leave the car. Then she pretends to fall and grabs a branch  to knock Money out. Meanwhile Lovedahl calls Joe using Maize’s phone and offers to free her if Joe  hands himself in.

They’re forced to hang up when Max arrives with a whole armed team. They enter  the castle and begin looking around while being careful to avoid any traps. Joe is hiding in the  shadows and activates an explosive that brings down half the team.

Then Joe sneaks around to stab  a soldier and take his gun, using it to kill the other guys in the room and escape through the  back door. Lovedahll is waiting for him in the garden and makes him drop the gun. Before they  can reach a deal, Maize appears in Money’s car and runs over Lovedahl before opening the door  for Joe.

The couple escapes together while Max’s remaining men try to open fire to no avail. On the  road, Joe finally tells Maize everything about the illness mix-up and his real job. He explains he  kills criminals and not civilians, he also swears he’s retiring.

Maize is glad to hear that because  she’s pregnant. As they agree to work things out, Maize passes out and Joe discovers a bullet  wound in her neck. He decides to ditch the car and carries Maize to the nearest building, which  happens to be a church.

Thankfully the bullet only grazed Maize’s body and she quickly wakes up.  Joe is so relieved that he asks her to marry him and she agrees. The local priest is skeptical  because they don’t have a marriage license, there are no witnesses, and neither of them  are catholic.

In the end he agrees to do it if they give confession. The poor priest ends up  horrified to hear all of Joe’s assassinations, but when Joe explains he wants a second chance in  life to be a father, the priest agrees to give him redemption as long as he swears to retire. The  humble ceremony begins and Joe uses a grenade pin as a ring.

They’re interrupted by Lovedahl,  who opens fire. Joe tackles Maize to save her and the priest is shot instead. Suddenly a grenade  is thrown inside the church and the explosion causes enough smoke for Joe and Maize to escape  with the priest.

The explosive came from Max, who starts arguing with Lovedahl over whose contract  this is. While in the back room the couple takes care of the priest’s wound, Lovedahl opens fire  and manages to bring a few of Max’s men down. Joe soon comes back and shoots a few soldiers down  as well.

Grenades keep falling and exploding, which start a small fire. When Lovedahl tries to  fight a soldier hand-to-hand, Max throws another explosive that makes a scaffolding fall and trap  Lovedahl. Max then starts searching the church, killing his last man because he’s injured.

Joe  tries to surprise him from behind and they end up in a standoff, only for Joe to discover he’s  run out of bullets. A smug Max announces he’s won but before he can shoot, Maize blows up his  head first. In the meantime Antoinette gets her things ready to leave the country.

Zvi shows up  to announce she broke the rules just like her father and shoots her in the head. Sometime later,  Joe and Maize have a proper wedding with the now recovered priest and all their friends. Joe is  ready to start his life as a retired man, but Maize realizes raising a kid is very expensive and  tells her husband to maybe do a couple more jobs.