One-Minute Time Machine - The Short Film that (probably) helped Rick & Morty win an Emmy

[Music] foreign [Music] excuse me do you mind if I uh free country what's that oh nothing sure it's not a one minute time machine huh damn it excuse me do you mind if I uh it's a great country is that well it certainly isn't a one minute time machine damn it it's my lunchbox I like weird cool I'm Lanes James are you trying to pick me up no come on do I look that strong trying to pick me up yes I'm I'm trying to harder hi harder harder let me go back to my place right

now make sweet love and [ __ ] our brains out why don't we I'm so sick of men and can't just ask for what they want I want you to spank my bad little boy bottom come on I thought you'd yeah no no I want to spank you oh we're going right now oh hey you like science science my five-year-old niece likes science I have a doctorate in quantum mechanics oh you like theoretical quantum mechanics regarding both our perceptions of time and how we deal with universal spatial geography um yeah what's your favorite part the

butt we were still talking about science me too oh it's amazing scary as [ __ ] though right I know wait what why well if you read the chapter on practical application of course I read the chapter in practical application and and I am just gonna hit this little red button here excuse me I'm sorry who are you what are you doing with my book I need to read this real fast don't worry someone doesn't even count 95 pages [ __ ] that no I haven't actually read that I've been too busy doing instead of

reading doing like doing actual practical time traveling no Maybe for me does that creep you out no no it's actually really beautiful you really think so yeah I've never had a man fight for me before let alone die for me I'm sorry die no I'm still here yeah not you exactly but that's the point of the chapter right time travel is impossible it's not impossible I've done it no every time you've pushed that button you've created a copy of yourself in a parallel world that exists one minute in your past your original body dies in

The genuine or the earlier universe how many times I don't know maybe 16. hey everybody [Music] um okay okay wake up killed myself 16 times you know the bright side because you're the first successful multiple suicide it's pretty cool look let's go back to my place and just forget all about this stupid little murder box murder box the suicide machine who cares that wasn't you it was them I can't [ __ ] really how am I ever gonna get a boner again knowing what I know laughs Gina too you better thank me for this what's

your favorite part time travel me too it's amazing scariest what do you mean nothing I mean it's not like this is some multi-dimensional murder box or anything [Music] foreign