AMIGO SECRETO

-Give us more tips. -Wait. My secret friend is Ana.

I didn't know! I loved it, gift card. Let's go!

My secret friend is a person -who makes jokes. . .

-Claudio. You didn't let me finish, but of course. -Of course it was him.

-I hope you like it. Soap! Thank you!

Smelling good. Thank you, Ana! -Not it's over.

-The circle closed. -Who wants to start. -I can start.

Go! Now it's expensive. -Two boxes?

-Wait. Listen. My secret friend is a guy I like a lot.

He is handsome, smart. . .

I already got a gift. He kisses well, has a nice skin. .

. My secret friend is me! Oh, you?

-Say it! -It is me. What's this?

I wanted it. How did I guess? I've wanted for a long time.

I've wanted since October. Wait. Guys, minimum was $100.

Oh, you! I keep getting surprised. -Can it be?

-Yes, it can, of course. Look, a nice sweater! Here.

Jeans go with all. Wait, Vanderlei. It's against the game rules, you can't give yourself presents.

I can. Will I get shitty gifts from unhappy people? Get belts?

$10 belts? If the maximum was $10, yours wouldn't get to it. Give a rope, at least he can hang himself.

People got socks. What a dumb present socks. .

. Soon there will be a diary, someone will give a diary. There are always idiots who buy diaries.

Not me. For God's sake! Give you cup holders, instead of new clothes for me?

What? Firstly, I don't like you. I think you are embarrassing, and feel disgusted by looking at you.

I don't tell people I work here. You hate yourselves. We do this fucking game to have a day off.

Now that you said it all, it happens I find the soap shitty. Fine, because frames really are nice gifts. Mauro liked.

Not soap. I liked it for using as a shim for my desk. You say it, but you gave a belt.

Give it back. This pink color is nice. Let's see what I got?

Look. A pan. I am bad at choosing presents, but when I decide to buy it for me, I can't get it either.

Let's see. Guys, look, a dress! No need!

And it fits me well. I loved this dress that I gave myself. I got.

. . myself.

And what do I give me? A cigar. How did I know I liked cigars?

Thank you, myself! You were great to yourself! Congrats!

One thing I am good at is giving myself presents, I love myself and I know what I like, cigars. So thank you a lot. Year was great with you.

Stop it. You are great! No, you are.

You are great. I hope next year I am with you. I hope so.

I hope they don't separate us. Fuck it, they won't. I love you.

Thank you for everything. Thank you. Stop it.

I know. I am great!