JIM CARREY REVEALS SECRET WORLD DOMINATION PLAN

[Applause] Nix a hick my first guest star is the number one selling video Ace vendura Pet Detective and also the star of the number one movie in the box office in the entire world at this very moment the mask please welcome Jim [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Cary hey there you go well that's it for me good night well thanks for coming nice to have you here thank you thank you L I just want to start off tonight by saying something because I know I know that you're going to be here for like the next 30

Years Jay just you know entertaining America at night and I just want to be the first one to say we're going to miss you man don't go J don't go J don't go J don't go [Applause] J very kind you you never lost your sense of humor even through all the divorces right right thank you thank you that's thank you this is let me ask let me ask you something are you feeling okay I know you had an ice didn't you have your head removed or something you had an operation of some sort yeah I

had an operation I was doing dumb and dummer I was up in Utah and I had a UHS Dumb and Dumber yeah Dumb and Dumber yeah it's the next movie and uh and I had a a gall stone and I actually brought it here tonight you if you can get a shot now what are those are like they're white like they're little yeah no I don't oh wow yeah that's I don't know if you've ever tried to pass one of these Jay but wow it's no picnic man you really you really have to relax you

know yeah well no actually that's it's not a g Stone it's just a a cist from my armpit he uh yeah I was going to say the real the real surgery was uh was a little more serious it was a heart transplant and uh if you ever go in for one of those seriously good advice always make sure there's a donor available cuz I didn't have one and now I have the heart of a small parakeet feel it J it's going like a trip Hammer oh yes yes do you have a cat yes I do

have a cat really cuz I react sometimes to that oh really oh I should I should have you over the house just napping yeah a heart CH but it's amazing that you could get up and get around so easily yes I'm resilient there's no question about it yeah you know and it hasn't affected your mind that's a nice thing about it it doesn't seem not at all no me ask you I I I did you ever imagine would get this ridic cuz I I I know you for a long time and you're doing the series

you know you've been a star on TV for while but now it's like crazy people these people go nuts well those people go nuts anyway are you having fun are you having a good time with him well the thing about it is is that that the the funny thing about it is I I was always into this you know visualization and stuff you know and I and I years ago and I it's an interesting story because I I uh four years ago I used to go up to Holland Drive and I used to say I

have this and that and this oh it's all good and it's coming to me you know and uh and I actually wrote myself a check and this is for real this is not a joke this is for real I wrote myself a check for $10 million per picture the this is by Thanksgiving 1995 wow look at that this is the actual don't wreck it no I don't want this is C There You Go the actual that's the actual check I wrote myself four years ago and that's uh so I'm kind of here to say that

visualization does work and uh of course now i' I've had to change my goals cuz I'm I'm kind of getting close to that one so wow so I I've been I've been working on working on something yeah this is this is new uh I'm kind of into real estate now oh wow this can you get a shot on that now these are see I just I just started renaming the cities and countries uh there's there's Jim babwe over there Jim Jim donesia jimon masag gascar is going to be a fun place you know up here

we've got Fire Marshall Billings Montana of course ventur California will stay the same that will this is my favorite here the yeah that's you know if everything goes right few years from now a lot of people be vacationing down in the sunny Caribbean really really there just something you know now how are your uh how are your friends you know your friends handling this success is it hard on them are they well they've completely changed really you find oh totally it's not me no no it's definitely not me uh it's good you know that they've

changed uh basically you know the hardest thing about it is you can't you can't get sympathy from anybody you know no matter what happens some people will not C cut me any slack at all I could say I have I know you see there there you go right there you know I could say I could say I have an inoperable disease I only have 3 months to live they go yeah but you're loaded hey guys get a load of this poor little rich boy only has 3 months to live get out of here and don't

ever come back in my church again like really so very difficult now are you into dream analysis did I hear you say that once into all that kind of what is that exactly you just analyzing your dream yeah among other types of therapy that I'm uh interested in uh is is dream analysis and I I've been writing them down and there's one recurring dream that just kind of freaks me out is when I I go crazy yeah and uh and I want to wipe out a bunch of people right but all I can find is

a daisy air rifle so I like flying into this fast food restaurant in slow motion like this it's very frustrating I can see how that we'll take a little break when we come back B with Jim Cary right after this be right [Music] [Applause] back welcome back talk with the Jim car okay let me ask you now okay the big movie you got the trail doing the movies bing bing what do you do you kick back you relax what do you do how do you relax that's what what do you do now I have hobbies

Dentistry Dentistry yeah yeah yeah I'm not really serious about it I'm just like having fun like to play so far I've just worked on my agents they'll do anything at this point oh yeah it's great it's great I just call them up I say I've never done a root canal oh me me it's excellent but I'm also uh kind of an amateur Puppeteer puppet now see I didn't know I knew you did The Impressions I didn't know puppet I'm into that I I really like it and uh well I could show you something do you

have a puppet yeah let me take my shoe off this is a this is a character I've been working on kiss me J it's a very nice lovely lovely puppet I'm stinky you really yes are you afraid to kiss me no no I just thank you very much Lu I'm not your agent I don't have to kiss it but it's right now this is some I'm working on yeah I see it work really good let me ask you about the movie now we I can't find the heel yes we we went I mean the place

was packed every theater you go to is packed with this movie now what is the clip we're going to see here I thought just amazing well the I mean obviously there are special effects but obviously they can't do the special effects and you unless you do just a couple unless you do though it's mostly just me well it is it most you I do all my own stunts you know what I mean good you will pay a lot of money to come to the theater they won know I'm doing this um this [Music] next um

clip that's very nice uh is h i could set this up it's it's a scene from The Mask you can't set up it makes no sense in the movie you can't set it up in real life it's just crazy well I'm going to try okay okay it's it's I'd like to say it's funny and entertaining but it's more than that it's uh I think this clip is or could be one of the greatest moments in cinematic history really it will change your lives forever and lead you to new spiritual greatness I hope I haven't built

it up too much no no no I don't think so at all let's take a look scene from the Mas you seem you seem right bro by the CL that one always gets me man really yeah I just feel so open and sensitive right now really vulnerable yeah let me ask you you well let me ask you about singing in the movie now say I I see you do that what was it Cuban uh Pete was that what yeah I did Cuban Pete and it's it's on the it's on the dance charts actually now there's

a lot of like gay guys going kga you know you know but uh so that's kind of exciting and uh but I'm not I don't I'm not taking myself seriously as a singer or anything I I I in fact I won't even sing unless it's the absolutely perfect song like this one smile though your heart is aching smile even though it's [Music] breaking when there's a tear [Music] baby ever so near that's the [Music] time you must keep on trying smile cuz what's the use of crying [Applause] you might want to zoom in on this

[Applause] one you'll see that life is still worth what if you just oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] JK right back oh [Applause] [Music]