Joe Rogan Experience #2098 - Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day boys yes salute hey bl light came all the way back they came all the way back Matt en it respons I'm not I can't are you a non-drinker now no I drink I just unfortunately have a bad tummy can't have gluten oh yeah had I've had it since I was like 21 is it a Crohn's thing or is it no it's like Celiac if I have it I'll get like I won't die I'll just start burping

every you know celo is rough man I have a buddy who didn't know he had it until he I think he was like 25 or something like that yeah it's about when you got it right 21 yeah yeah well he probably had it his whole life just was just like just felt like [ __ ] yeah maybe I have it we might all have it terrible we might all have it you can put down 18 way respons respons responsibly there's no way you're not driving true you for some reason you can do it though I

don't understand I've never seen anybody consume beer the way you can I can drink beer but you just stay at a level a communication level well there's no no shots you know what I mean usually the guys you start drinking like that you're like all right what's the next thing right shots that ends your night yeah there's a corner I turn yeah where I'm like oh no yeah oh yeah I cor really concentrating on my liver come on boys it out turn in that corner Bud Light came all the way back UFC Shane gills let's

go let's go let's [ __ ] go for the Bros now I mean that's a good move like that guy that we met the CEO yeah he's he's got it together yeah he gets it he gets it I thought you were the CEO now thought just in commercial I knew you guys were going to [ __ ] make fun of me come on man so happy no it it wouldn't have happened without this listen I'm so happy I'm so happy they it just made so much sense you never let them go you never bailed on

them in the heart of all the craziness he never bailed kid rocks [ __ ] shooting cases of it that's Nemesis that's your nesis now I have to fight Bobby next time I go to nationville you have a duel classic duel I think it was an important moment in culture where people realize like you know there's consequences for certain things and some people they like a guy like Rock can shoot your brand you got real problems with that demographic who would have guessed who would have [ __ ] ever thought that was going to just

seeing Kid Rock do that people must been like oh [ __ ] you think they watched it in like a boardroom like guys got to talk about this I mean that lady who was maybe the lady who was in charge the one lady made that one video let's let's move on hell yeah hell yeah wow I didn't see that coming I think we've beaten that [ __ ] horse into a it's a meaty jelly on the ground now uh yeah it's been awesome yeah it's awesome I'm so happy I'm they're smart man they did a

smart thing and they did a smart thing with the UFC too it's perfect yeah it's perfect yeah yeah they make the fighters drink a beer before every fight yeah I don't think that'd be you they have monster cans in the that probably won't happen though but why not why can't you why can't you have a all you have do is put blood light on the bottle drinking [ __ ] monster during the fight that's what I was saying yeah are going to say it's bad for you to have a Bud Light after a fight that's

crazy he just got punched in the head 185 times after the fight yeah I don't think that's a tough sell I think those guys are cracking beers after yeah like the strong Shan Strickland dricus dupy fight those they deserve a lot of beer after that fight use them as ice packs too like a cold yeah it's like feels good done that [Laughter] you know what I've never had used on me is that end swell they take that piece of hard Ste hurt like [ __ ] and they push all the swelling away from your eyes

so you could see better oh man where does it go it just they just P push off the side of your head yeah it's just to clear your vision so you can go out there and get punched again yeah you ever see that that press that no I I didn't know what that was that was like Tyson Buster Douglas they didn't even have one they didn't bring it they thought Tyson was going to [ __ ] up Buster Douglas that bad they were like well he had a bad corner see Tyson Tyson downfall is largely

related to many things everybody falls they just get too big they just it's too unmanageable but also Cato died and then he left Kevin Rooney and so now now he's with these guys that were just like around yeah and there his trainers and it's like he's Tyson so he can beat everybody anybody yeah anyway but then he gets to this one dude in Buster Douglas who's really prepared his mom just died and he was always like that super talented guy like look how bad was J look how bad as I was and they didn't have

an they had a glove they used a glove they filled a rubber glove with ice yeah so stupid [ __ ] I mean you need to push on that push it to the side and Tyson still almost won he's still almost won he still dropped yeah there was a questionable 10 count on that it was a questionable it was definitely but there's a few of those out there in the sport the the the sport should operate on a time like a digital timer should go off the moment someone touches the ground that's how it should

go because if you're a guy and you you know you're maybe you like this guy more you know like the fighters and the referees they know each other like I'm you know I'm around these guys all the time in MMA and it's just you get to be friends with them I'm friends with these guys damn so there's no official clock it's just the ref in their head I that's great I start count obviously there's no count but in boxing I'm sure it's kind of a similar situation where they all know each other like hey what's

up what's going on how you doing I used to ref kids basketball when I was in high school and as soon as a kid talks [ __ ] to me I'm like in my head I was like your team's Lo I'm I'm going to do everything in my power like like as soon as they're like are you serious if a parent if a parent spoke up I'm like you just you just lost this game for your congratulations yeah way to go [ __ ] and I just the whole time you're just high as [ __

] coaching kids basketball 15 bucks a game some parents are in sufferable it's insane they're so insufferable you see it in uh Combat Sports too you see it like some parents are just so crazy yeah and they think they they almost want to hit the other kid that that fought their kid like hey this is the deal guess that makes sense though it doesn't make sense no no I'm saying like it doesn't you see your kid getting hit it's not like a sport like a football or something yeah there's like an instinct to be like

I got to go beat that kid's ass for sure but you you know this everybody knows what's going on here this is like it's very important you don't violate that especially with kids and adults it's like when you're you're allowing another child to possibly knock your kid unconscious and that's that's the agreement you're making and you're trying to have your kid is trying to knock that kid unconscious yeah yeah it is what it is it's intense man when I used to coach kids I used to take take kids to fights like young teenagers take them

to fights you know and and sometimes their parents would just be [ __ ] freaking out you know it's like I'm so used to seeing people get kicked in the face to me it's like normal I don't have any kids I'm 21 yeah and I'm like okay how do I talk to these parents and get them to relax and understand like this is the agreement that's been made here like you can't freak out yeah you're gonna freak your kid out yeah you're gonna freak your kid out you're putting too much pressure on your kid like

Helio Gracie used to give his children toys and presents if they lost that's kind of cool yeah he wanted them them to he just wanted them to get better and he's like the the fear of competition the fear of losing is so overwhelming he would do everything he could to mitigate it and so instead of him getting [ __ ] angry and hyped up he would hug them and give them toys and give them things if they lost that's really nice that's kind of a good way to go about it cuz even like basketball and

football like I've seen parents like spazz dude yeah because if you think about it like the kid's gonna try to win anyway he's not gonna try to get his ass kick for a GI Joe you know he's gonna try to win anyway so if he wins he gets the win and if he loses he gets a [ __ ] toy yeah exactly I had have bet once my dad if I scored three baskets in a game I'd be able to rent Mortal Kombat my whole team was trying to get me my friends were trying to

get me I sucked six points yeah needed six points dropping six in a summer league game is not easy no it was young We Were Young dude it was tough there there was a wrestling match that was recently this video went viral because this kid the these two guys are wrestling and it looks like this kid doesn't have an arm in it looks like he's just on the neck which is illegal in wrestling you're supposed to have an arm in and the the dad jumps in and I think he hits the kid oh no yeah

it's the dad I believe got banned for life that yeah that should do it it's pretty crazy oh he actually jumped in and beat the dude he thought it was WWE rules it's like interfere he came the steel chair I don't know what the rules are to wrestling so I can't tell you whether or not this I I really know very little about wrestling so I don't know whether or not the kid was doing something that was highly illegal and jiujitsu looks normal it's like oh yeah he got his neck but I guess in wrestling

you can't just grab the neck yeah you have to have an arm in I shouldn't be talking about this I really should I honestly should know no you're right some things that I should know you know with the with the limitations of their sport are but I just I'm always like it's so Sil I guess you can choke in wrestling like I think you could maybe like a classic headlock I don't know yeah you but don't you have to have an arm in though don't you have to have an AR I don't know any rules

about wrestling at all I was also saying it's hard to drop I was saying it's hard to drop Six in a summer league I wasn't I wasn't pooing your effort mat I'm talking about I dropped six in a summer league game I was like yeah f down 10 times there's a choke where you put someone completely unconscious with one arm with the just the like like a headlock it's called like a a bulldog choke or a schoolyard choke they call it a schoolyard choke that's how um Carlos Newton beat Pat milage for the Welterweight Title

like way way back in the day it's a crazy picture cuz Carlos Newton is [ __ ] shredded and he's just got a hold is that the one you have here no no no that's a Alexander Corell that's a scary one that's the scariest guy that's ever Liv the scariest thing I've ever seen he's the scariest guy that ever lived that guy used to just throw people around but that that so there's no way that's legal cuz you could put someone unconscious with that yeah I don't think you're allowed yeah probably not Jamie what are

the rules for wrestling are you allowed to grab someone by their neck can you show me the video with the kid uh where the dad jumps in kind I'm not sure if I found the right one this one I found was yeah that's that but the one you just showed showed that picture again that's Carlos Newton when he caught Pat M that's [ __ ] big brother dude look at that arm son like that you'd let it sit out the window all day long oh God hey ladies look at that arm good Lord bro so

shredded Yeah Carl Newton was a sensational submission guy too he also fought Matt Hughes and choked Matt Hughes unconscious but Matt Hughes slammed him to the ground and knocked him unconscious and Matt Hughes woke up first and Matt Hughes was like I won like he didn't even know he won what happened was Carlos got him a standing triangle and Carlos is putting him out while he's standing up and then Matt and like lasti dis effort slams him to the ground as he's going out wow Carlos goes out and he goes out and then Matt wakes

up and I remember being there Matt Matt was like that wi and he won from waking up first he was a [ __ ] man dude back in the day he was a man mat was like the first like truly Elite wrestler that learned like black belt level submission skills so they're both out they're both out and so like Matt it's like what he doesn't know what's going on set up so he's good dude slammed wearing [ __ ] tidy whes sucks dude that sucks so bad it was a great fight mat Hughes was the

[ __ ] man is a wild move dude yeah yeah that is pretty nuts dude it is a wild move but everybody wore them back then the the Brazilian Valley tudo guys they all wore Speedos cuz they fought like they fought on the Beach come on bo boys yeah you got in a fight with some Brazilians on the beach I got robbed in Brazil on the beach oh no they told me they in their undes yeah no they're just in some trunks respectable trunks but yeah they told me not to walk home on the beach

by myself and you just did late at night or early in the morning I was like late at night I could see but I was like early in the morning it's sunrise and I got Robie at knife Point yeah damn that must have been terrifying getting your ass Beed by a guy in a speedo yeah it would suck what did you what did you have to give up would you it's like seven bucks it was like seven I had a I had like a uh my wallet and then my or had my credit card and

then I remembered I had money like in my shoe or something and they were pissed I'm like oh here I have this too they were kind of nice about oh that's cool they were like sorry we're really hungry and I was like hey thanks for not stabbing me guys and then but I was I was like you get out of your body when you're getting robbed you're completely out of your body and you're just like uh that is a a kind of a cool way to Rob someone sorry we're really hungry yeah they were they

we had a I had a phrase book on me and my credit card they put up they took out my credit card I'm like yo you guys can take this to the Mac machine just get a bunch of money out and they were like they didn't know what that was and then they took like seven bucks off me they went through my phrase book and they were laughing at stuff that I had circled like it was like K say it was like I want you they knew they're like and I was like yeah and then

yeah it was like the most it was pretty like cordial the whole experience wow damn yeah it made fun of you that made fun of my phrase book they were like B they're flipping through it when you land in Rio you drive through the vellas it's so scary and it's it's like oh my God like the the level of Po you ever see city of God yes bro it makes boys in the hood look like Sesame Streets D that movie is crazy yeah they're just living in sheds on a hill it's that game what was

that game you playing Fallout where you like you're like grabbing pieces of metal your house it's crazy yeah I know a lot of people that came from there that's nut all fighters yeah a lot of UFC fighters came from the favas dude it's terrifying yeah it's a different level of poverty man and it's a different level of scarcity no opportunity nothing violence guns yeah they come the kids are like when you when I was walking around there I was like 21 but they'll like they'll come grab your leg and like hold into your leg like

poor just like dude here's that city of God such a good movie movie is so crazy and apparently really accurate it really is like what it's like damn that was Roger eert days yeah yeah when I was there this like Swedish guy went to the flla with another guy to buy coke and I was like like you want to come I was like no thank you [ __ ] all he got back he was like he looked kind of like Brazilian a little bit luckily but I was like bro I'm not going with you to

go there yeah there's levels yeah there's levels in this world yeah that's a that's scary being that poor is scary but it was nice I was there it's like Monopoly money it's like if it's not your currency I was out there just do that stuff out you love our currency I do we were in Australia dude we were in Australia Matt was like this is USD I tried to pay $20 money and they were like we don't take that I'm like come on man it's like come on man this is 10 times your money like

dude this is American I was treated I was treat like I was in like Honduras I was like yo here's a 20 bucks like well we can't take this you they'll give you that that's that's good money some money have like they have like clear little holes in them and there's like little Holograms in it it's all [ __ ] dude fake American money is the only thing that matters isn't it wild though that no one's figured out how to completely accurately recreate money it's just pieces of like they had to really stay ahead of

the curve for the counterfeits technology increased the that was a major problem when this country was like starting yeah it was an easy thing to do was pun death wasn't it yeah yeah they used to [ __ ] you up for that I remember the first time I ever saw a fake $20 bill I was like oh wow this is weird it's weird it's like feels wrong yeah I don't think you can buy the paper that's the thing I think there's a specific money is a specific paper but people bleach bills and then you can

print you can get the real paper bleach the bill and print like tens on like a one and then you can do that and sell you can sell bundles of them to people oh no kidding yeah that's what they do that's what I've heard yeah you involved in this no I just I just man how long you been doing this how long you been no I just I've heard there's bad bad money goes around people sell it in like big chunks and you can get it and like it just seems like if they can make

fake Rolexes how the [ __ ] can they not make fake like cuz you know they have the light they shine on the dollar bills now cuz there like things embedded in them and stuff yeah I don't know but I think the people who are counterfeiting though aren't just kind of like I don't know you'd have to be so Advanced technologically to like do that and if you were able to make money you could probably do all kinds of other stuff yeah but that's the case with a lot of things that are illegal it's like

there's some industrious people that just go the wrong way in life but they're really [ __ ] smart that's true I think I had some fake mushrooms recently oh yeah official say man sued Mr Clean Magic Erasers while he used ma rather Mr Clean Magic Erasers to transform $1 bills into hundreds Magic Erasers so he erased it and then reprinted over it yeah you're supposed to clean your wall with that way you can get you have the good paper but then if I guess that's why they have those strips cuz then you can hold up

a strip and be like that's not a $10 bill this is a $1 a lot of work man yeah but dude I wonder how much money you made you go to jail forever son it's a secret service preds the Secret Service looks into this stuff speaking of which what did they arrest Killer Mike for oh yeah that is one of the most ridiculous they don't arrest anybody in La you got people literally doing meth in front of people's houses in tents what did he do and Killer Mike gets arrested after he wins Three G yeah

what did he do well of course the online conspiracy theory is that he criticized Joe Biden that's that's the online conspir conspiracy I like that that's a great conspiracy that is it's a fun conspiracy having fun why who the [ __ ] would arrest Killer Mike like what is this misdemeanor what did he do did he have a a license plate missing or something like what the [ __ ] did he do that they're do release a charge we got to find out Killer Mike I guarantee you didn't Killer Mike yeah you think he did

funny he's such a good guy Killer Mike as brilliant as he is that is the name of like a crazy Thug yeah it's not the name of a guy who's like a philosopher Killer Mike yeah Killer Mike is like a killer Mike's not even a creative name it's like a name that's like the dumb guy in the neighborhood they're like oh that's Killer Mike [ __ ] away from that guy this is from this is an hour ago he said nothing happened but this is the official report this says a physical altercation happened oh and

he released misdemeanor battery and then released on zero Bale oh he [ __ ] slapped somebody that kind of rules that's awesome but again in Los Angeles there's people that are like literally pulling knives on sheriffs and being out of jail like that day yeah he Smith did at the at the right in front of the whole world and he gets arrested yeah that's bizarre you think it's like post Will Smith they've changed the rules maybe maybe whenever celebrities smack each other to step in right away might be a new task force for that well

it depends on who he smacked you know true that's the question yeah right if it's somebody we want him to smack yeah you know now I'm now I'm really irritated you know if he smacked ter Swift that would be a real issue that would be yeah you don't put your hands on our Queen not after last night she had she didn't she do well last night I saw the news she did a lot in the Grammys things are going well for Taylor Swift is doing all right I find it so fascinating how many people are

for whatever reason are opposed to it they don't like that she's so popular it's normal it's normal human behavior she's ruining the game of football now I can't watch she a new thing she's ruin she has ruined the game of football I can't even watch it anymore cuz it cuts to her once or twice and every time theame and I see her and I go mother [ __ ] why do you care no I don't at all it's crazy although I will say this when they're playing against you when it's your team and then the

camera cuss Taylor Swift that's when it that makes sense though cuz if you're like have a billionaire just laughing in your face their team's incredible the Chiefs are incredible and then it cuts to her up there in a box they were in like Buffalo okay everyone's outside freezing it cuts to them like oh perfect heated box deeper issu how to respect if you're going to see a Buffalo game in January you should be outside you got to get out there out of respect got be in the snow out of respect for the players you like

you'll feel it more yeah yeah just bundle up [ __ ] where's some muffins [ __ ] mittens and [ __ ] they were giving fans like $20 an hour to go shovel the stadium yeah I saw that before it's incredible oh yeah that was a crazy move that was crazy I can't believe they did I can't believe no one died they could have easily died yeah dude just drinking and shoveling for 20 bucks an hour oh yeah my friend Tommy just blacked out behind the wheel of his car shoveling yeah he crashed his car

and [ __ ] himself up sorry sow snow shov sorry snow shovelers and pal or plow truck drivers get so [ __ ] up when we were in high school we used to get hired by landscapers in the winter to shovel and they would just feed us beer and weed when we were like you just get people [ __ ] up and you stay up all night and shovel count them and they give you like 20 bucks an hour and you're just like what the [ __ ] when I lived in Boston we would always

whenever it snowed me and my friends would go out to places and go you guys want us to do your thing and make negotiate a deal do the with driveway this driveway is 30 this driveway is 40 depending on how big it is and some of them you get [ __ ] like some of them you don't realize the snow's wet and it's a long ass driveway you're an hour and a half in you're only a quarter way there you're like oh we [ __ ] up dude my friend own pric this one my friend

owned a landscaping company and I didn't have a job I was just I was living with my girlfriend at the time she was a teacher I was literally playing Xbox like she was like you got to turn it around I was like I'm going to do comedy she's like you're doing open mics at the harrisb comedy zone I was like trust me how old you probably 24 oh my God and then my friend landscaping company I had zerar I was not working at all and he was like come help us shovel I was like all

right nice I got out I was there for 10 minutes put the shovel down I was like bro I'm going back home it's grueling yeah I quit immediately you're out all night too but but you put your beers in the snow oh it's kind of nice that is nice oh boy just blasted lifting chunks of snow everywhere I think I was like four beers in and I was like I'll just go drink more inside true I kind of feel bad why the [ __ ] am I out here I kind of feel bad for kids

who grew up without snow yeah that's a [ __ ] pivotal moment in youth bro a snow day snow days and then just just hanging out with your friends and the snow and then the quiet everything's quiet when it snows out it's like you're in a movie it's like yeah you're outside it's like sorry my IE keep water the best nothing no sound at all that's how all right s you guys know you got nothing to do Lam mer fell yesterday that's I I was like couldn't hear him fall he fell behind us we were

walking into the creek in the cave and he slipped and I turn I was like damn he fell like snow like it was dead silent we didn't hear him fall he didn't make a noise oh we got the security footage I said got security footage I immediately got the security footage look at him you got to get the other angle that was fairly graceful yeah I mean he laid there it seems like there's steps there he fall on steps he jumped over the curb and he stepped on the bottom of that oh boy boy it

doesn't take a lot to trip him no look at that bro he just goes down he does go like you're s like snow off of a roof you couldn't hear a single thing bro he would suck at Judo don't tell him that bro they just be tripping him all day long he's that he Prides himself on being Nimble so this was like a real no he doesn't he was very sad about this come on really yeah I mean that was everything was Nimble before he fell though he did like a little hop like anime jump

oh my God you have two angles Jamie do you have that wrestling match where that Dad attacks the kid that's again I don't know if I had the right one anyway rules nice is this the right one I don't believe so let me see this one this is I think it probably have but no Jes Christ oh my God see that's what I'm talking about look at this [ __ ] guy dumped oh let me see that shot [ __ ] oh he threw the kid down on his head oh [ __ ] wow show

the M shot again that was a good one yeah he was that's not I wouldn't have expected that guy to move like that yeah he moved that guy's Nimble he's got a kid true how much of that you think is protection of the kid versus like 100% you think it's all protection yeah you got dumped on his head see watch the watch how the kid goes down the kid goes down head first like at Tombstone see how the ref touches his head cuz he's freaked out that's a bad landing like you could break your neck

like that you get definitely can get a concussion you might have had a concussion godamn that's how Kellin used to beat guys Kellin used to literally hoist guys up and pound them into the ground just pound them over and over and over again Jesus Christ that says it's an illegal move that's just a comment I don't know I think it is an illegal move but also like when you're lifting people up and throwing them and they're resisting wild [ __ ] happens yeah but you know it does seem like he pile DED him on his

head he seemed like he should have known in the middle of that move that you're not gonna you were talking about a choke or something yeah the kid was apparently doing an illegal choke and the dad jumped in it's also in that kid's defense if you have someone up in the air in a wrestling match it's hard not to slam them in the ground it's hard as anytime you pick anybody up it's like oh I'm going to slam me on the ground as hard as I can well I'm sure there's different rules in like young

amateur wrestling versus what they would do in the Olympics but Kellan used to just pile drive people he just hoist them up and he was it was a freak dude there's nothing worse than like the only experience I have is like football so it's like first play of the game like the guy against you just [ __ ] you up you're like damn this is going to be yeah it's a long game dude I'm going to get [ __ ] up for two hours like wrestling if a dude slammed you right away you'd be like

all right they slam you [ __ ] call this thing and then in MMA they start punching you in the face while you're recovering from being slammed you know I was looking for it there's a Dar joke pulled off in a wrestling match yes I think that is legit because it's one arm in I think that's the rule oh he put him out damn oh [ __ ] damn and he hit him with the [ __ ] Matt Hughes uh choked out Ricardo Almeida with a wrestling move where he had uh head and arm like

from the front and he just he has such a squeeze that he gripped the head and arm and just kind of squ you're just and you're just cutting off their karate AR yeah yeah yeah you're cutting it all off oh God M that [ __ ] tank when he was the welterweight champ dude he was a an yeah that [ __ ] sucks man and for him to grab your arm and your head together like this which is basically what he had he had him like on the side with his arm and head together and

just squeezed it so hard he went out I was just watching who's the uh who's like the Mongolian guy or uh us Pakistani or Kazakhstan [ __ ] he he he got a standing [ __ ] yeah Rockman off yeah shot yeah he's a beast I think that's what you're talking about he a little brother yeah see see how the dad jumps in yeah so the kid's on his back and he rolls him over and it looks like the kid's got a choke but I can't tell if he's got an arm in damn he does

have an arm in he doesn't have an arm in he did have an arm in he's like my bad my bad that's my bad my bad I got yeah he's banned for life that is that is it he banned for life now I don't know what the rules are but it does look like the kid has an arm in he has an arm in see as they roll over see how his arm is under the arm that is he that [ __ ] walrus ref dude yeah man poor guy no he looks his he looks

like yeah diabetes that's um that is a weird that's a weird situation but you know dads [ __ ] lose their cool yeah well there's also like when you're watching your kid wrestling and combat is different but like if they're watching your if you're watching your kids suck at like basketball or football yeah then you're like taking that personally cuz that kid's supposed to like carry you on yeah this is your legacy it's your legacy it's also like that at the [ __ ] dog park oh my God if your dogs are playing a dog

losers people jump in yeah my sister jumped in yeah her dog was losing and she like I've punched punched I've punched dogs at dog parks I've had dog like a dog grab my dog by the neck and I just well some people bring aggressive dogs to dog parks it's just not wise I I didn't know I didn't know they my dog was a puppy I didn't know when my dog was a puppy I used to bring him to dog park so he started fighting with dogs he liked it too much so like no more yeah

like I brought Nikita I brought Nikita to dog parks and those things are nasty you can't discourage that either it's a weird thing like the the dog fighting thing unless you're a professional trainer and you're with that dog all the time like you got to be with that dog and you got to really do a really good job if it's an aggressive dog of of getting them around socialize them with other dogs because they just [ __ ] dominate each other yeah it's just natural with dogs yeah they do they bow up on each other

start growling like God damn it everyone has a different tolerance thres threshold too because you go to the dog park some people want them to get a little rough some people are like not at all exactly well if you're a woman and you got a poodle you know the [ __ ] don't bring that thing around poodles are working poodles are working breed a big pole real big one a big poodle yeah those things are nasty what are they doing they're big a big poodle what do they work on bird hunting probably poodles yeah poodles

are bird Hunters is that what they are I'm pretty sure a big poodle not a little you're a little to yeah yeah I've heard they're actually good Watch Dogs the big dud tell me the big poodles are not everything the French do doger dude every single thing dude imagine being like an aristocrat with a poodle dude they're sexual dogs too everything the French very sexual I used to dog walk and I had a big black poodle I walked and he tried to [ __ ] me the whole time that was you dude you were just

looking at good poodle originated in Germany in the Middle Ages a dog similar to today's standard poodle the Poodle's Germany's water dog just as England had the English water spanel French had the barbet and Ireland had the Irish water spaniel and the Netherlands uh the Wester wet Wun among the evidence used to support this theory is the Germanic name for the breed poodle or pudel in German which is derived from the low German word pudlin meaning to Splash Water Dog numerous works by that makes sense that they have that hair yeah you're right it says

right there ancestors were widely used by water followers to both retrieve shot game and to recover lost arrows and bolts that missed their Mark wow they chased down how high were you when you hit the poodle Wikipedia you were like yo they're poodles are water they were surprising me I kept seeing them in a while and they kept surprising me I'm like dude these guys are not Puss they fly dude a they're [ __ ] dude but then he started doing this [ __ ] to that's I hate that man why do they do that

that's what women want to do to us dude that is what they want to do to us it's what they're doing to us right now they are doing it that's what they want to do get away with it no man we got to be scared guys there a bunch of scared guys and Andrew tapate there's only one man left dude it's Tate a Muslim now only Tate can save us bro I know man top G he is the top G out of jail yeah he's doing U superar reviews on YouTube it's hilarious that's tight and

I don't think it's under the name Andrew tape but it is him yeah you know probably because they would ban him from YouTube right away can't get on to anything yeah yeah so but it's him they he review to Maserati it's pretty funny review talks a lot of [ __ ] let me tell you about the Matrix my friend why are they Bing that guy except for I mean in Romania he's uh under allegations of a rape charge and sexual trafficking yeah and if if you tra trafficking is weird too cuz if you like if

I trick you in a crossing state lines then you get plowed I've trafficked you but if I'm like you're about to get plowed and you get in my car and you get plowed you're fine you know what I'm saying yeah I've been tricked across day L okay so he does have one he does have one it says the Cobra mind that's his channel probably okay so there was another Channel maybe they were appropriating his content maybe that's what it is likely most likely yeah he's the most Googled man in the world it's funny to have

a cobra's mind those are dumb [ __ ] animal smart ass I know right but he's a smart ass dude man regardless of what you think about some of the things that he said about women um the the [ __ ] intelligence of that the the whole thing that he did were getting people to like Tick Tock his stuff and and go viral yeah he did yeah he was [ __ ] a genius at that yeah my 12-year-old was asking me about him really yeah what' you say you said that's the top G baby well

I mean I said what I know about him I said he he was a legit kickboxer I knew him as a kickboxer before Oh wait was he he I didn't know he was like oh he was legit oh really yeah he's a legit kickboxer very good kickboxer yeah he fought on uh infusion a bunch of times infusion was um is a kickboxing card from God I'm not sure where I think it's from the UK sorry thanks man but my friend Vinnie used to do uh commentary for it DN he was nice that's what I never

knew good fighter solid fighter really good F I'm sorry do you have a tissue man I'm allg going crazy yeah my allergies picked up today going crazy sorry about that we're finding out the negative parts of living here in Austin [ __ ] Cedar fever baby that's what they call it's already January I mean this is now it's already been going on yeah how long how long does this go depends on who gets it I get it bad dude do you yeah I don't get it at all well you're top G you're top G yeah

everybody keeps telling me one day you're going to get it like okay nah you won't get it man [ __ ] that I did one year though I had uh my throat was really sore I was like what this is weird lasted a long time nothing allergies allergies can make you like sick you didn't know and it comes back and yeah that's what got me yeah you feel like you have a cold like I my I so I think I there I did have a reaction One Year to one particular thing that was in the

air yeah where I was like what the [ __ ] is going this is a weird cold yeah cuz it didn't feel like I was sick it doesn't go away also it was a while a couple of weeks Jam's dog stuck his tongue in my mouth so maybe I'm allergic to dogs SL you sure maybe little oh damn you're allergic to Carl how could you be I be allergic to oh are you allergic to dogs I no not at all but I've never had one put his tongue in my mouth so I never closing yeah

but your eyes are you're like you've got an allergic reaction yeah are you sure you're not allergic to the dog I think I might be now do you have a dog yeah I have two oh but they've never put their tongue in my mouth that's what I'm like cat allergies in cat making out with Carl I was having allergic reaction check out his face let see I'm having an allergic [ __ ] reaction look at look at face it'll go away I'm also on steroids to get my voice back CU my body's all [ __

] up oh you're on Roy and you kiss a dog yeah dude you're fine dude the has to go f my eye is just sorry I'm so sorry to make this all about me dude eyes just freaked out you you're on steroids to get your voice back I lost my voice yeah for how long uh I've been losing it I've been doing shows and I lose it every show so then I like took ster I took the preg Zone all weekend cuz I could I literally had zero voice Maybe there's a better way to talk

have you ever gone to like a vocal coach no cuz you know uh be real from Cypress Hill you told me went to a vocal coach I might go CU you know he's got that insane in the memory he got that very specific sty he learned how to like use his so he didn't burn his voice out I also sing in my car at full blast I got to stop doing that I stop doing that that's what it is what are you say d on a Prayer you're nice I can't help it I can't help

it we watched we might have watched it here when Matt sang at the Holiday party at the mothership oh yeah bro yeah what did you say I forget unchain Melody we watched from the balcony it was incredible me and my wife were fighting and then we both had karaoke songs come up and I'm like we don't have time for this let's go sing our karaoke and we got we made up it was nice that's hilarious po no your guys seem like they're getting better they are it's go it's going Happ I think it's the dog

probably it's all was in your you had to blow your nose you I did it was something was in my nose got like kenel cough that dog that's a new dog dude you got a [ __ ] weird dog disease my body will fight it off my body will fight it off so far it's losing no this healthy immune response this is a healthy immune response so what kind of storys they put you on for your throat prazone oh okay yeah makes you feel weird man friend of mine had that for gout he had gout

zone is like a wander drug yeah it works for poison ivy pretty tight yeah so did it fix it yeah I mean yeah I couldn't talk like I was I had no voice and I powered me through my last three shows so I was like were you trying to use your voice in the car singing even though you had no voice were you pushing it a little bit I did it today oh no you did today what did you sing today I did a couple bars dude what you say what' you saying dude everybody's talking

by Harry or Harry neelon oh boy I know I'm such a [ __ ] I can't I can't help it I can't help it it hits me right in the soul dude I'm like I got to get you got to sing I have to sing what's do you ever go like Axel Rose you ever really [ __ ] your voice up no I'll [ __ ] you try to hit those notes I that's not into my register Axel Rose Welcome to the Jungle yeah I can't do this that that'll [ __ ] destroy it'll destroy

[ __ ] your voice up man yeah but you know it is what it is it'll come back eventually I've had like a I've had this problem for like three weeks straight dude don't dude Jamie people get talking mat bless you want hear me only the echo of my mind dude I'm going to lose my voice let's go Matt people stoping staring I can't see the face what are you doing hold me the shadows of their eyes I'm done Chang say you kiss that dog didn't singing I'm a singer now dude you know the thing

T pay did where he went on stage and just car I might do that he just at the end of the show you should sing I'm going to start he he painted I mean he did his own songs too he did a live performance where we had a full band behind him did his own songs and then just covered a bunch of songs then put him out on Instagram like dude I might just start becoming a professional singer [ __ ] that you should sing at the end of your shows would love that that's a

good idea dude gu [ __ ] good call there was a guy named Barry Diamond he used to perform at the comedy store and uh funny comic he was in like that movie bachelor party with uh Tom Hanks back in the day so anyway he would open up his set by singing Walking in Memphis really and you didn't know what was going on he did the whole song that's funny walk in him he had a great voice so he' be he'd be singing it and then he would go into his act pretty tight that's I

had to sing one time remember the comedy show I did what I got booked for a private comedy show way way way long ago for it was like the America I swear to God I think it was like Survivor not the survivors of the Holocaust it was like an old Jewish like Jesus saying it the survivors of the Holocaust benefit it was like some sort of like jewi it was ancient Jewish people and I bomb so bad he's bar down so be you I'll dude so nice you got to end with this though this is

crazy he's [Music] incredible that's I mean how do you follow that end o and he would just go into comedy but he was like real silly as a comedian so it's funny to watch him go from that to like silly comedy kind of what was the benefit you did oh I I uh it just these it was like some sort of old Jewish Foundation I don't know what it was called but they I bombed I was I was standing at the what I was stand Central Bank no I'm joking I'm not anti-semetic at all I

was standing up at a Podium to do stand up in a hotel yeah I thought Jamie said I thought Jamie said that Jamie said that I can't believe Jamie said that D the uh I was standing up at a Podium to do stand up and I I was like 25 and I bombed so bad they I was like you guys don't like this at all and they were like No And I was like what do you guys want me to do and like sing us a song I had to just sing Oh I just sang

him a song for a while I got like 175 bucks thank God do you remember that Bach party we did what's what song did you sing L is for the way you look at me that song they asked for that one no that was the only one I knew I just let them have it did they like that they they were pleased they were pleased those I can say factually those old Jews were pleased tap dancing for him yeah that's great bomb like bombing so bad you have to be like all right what's a different

performance you guys hate this what other guys like you guys think about the power of Dan back like that's wild to change genres in the middle of I had to switch it up on this hey the early days you got to do switch straight to Ming Ming's hilarious I know magic magic rules him with [ __ ] I can juggle you can't follow magic good magic how do you follow magic you know the worst kind of Comedy to follow is musical comedy yeah that'd be tough somebody does like funny songs yeah you're [ __ ]

Dooms you're doomed son yeah and it's frustrating cuz a lot of times a funny song is just like an average joke but somebody's playing a guitar with it there was a guy that was a legend in New England who used to do dirty jokes he used to be on Dr Demento all the time but he used to do dirty God I can't remember his name but he was like a famous guy who did like dirty songs and he would [ __ ] sell out everywhere yeah it's funny if you did a show with him you

could never go on an after you were doomed you were [ __ ] doomed you're going to bomb you imagine if you had to follow like wheeler Walker Jr oh my God Jesus no chance yeah because it's two things going on it's funny and there's mus yeah yeah he's good there's funny there's music it's hilarious you could you could repeat it it's still funny it also like joins a crowd together differently too yeah you just play music the whole crowd kind of congeals into totally different vibe you go see a good concert it's like you're

[ __ ] in tune with everybody you know a really good concert when someone's killing it yeah and someone comes on they're like I'm [ __ ] jerking off and you're like you guys ever jack off yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] just straight in so my girlfriend broke up with me my girlfriend's a [ __ ] you guys jack off [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll sing anyway walk in my face walk my that's that's actually extremely funny to hit the eject on a in the middle of a comedy set just hit

the Jack button start singing they were they were like visibly dispached yeah they were old as hell the shows you do in you're starting is me and him did a oh God they hired helium hired us to do a bachelor party me and Matt just stood in front of a table of nothing we went to a restaurant with the bachelor party and in the middle of dinner they were like all right comedy we stood at the head of the table for like 10 people dude oh my God it was [ __ ] crazy and it

was like a sober Pat party oh no it everyone sad and we had not we just started doing comedy like we were bad at comedy oh no and I just did just material I went up there and did like straight 10 minutes of no mic material just Flatline and I'm like all right Shane how about you get I think Shane was I think Shane looked at me like I I was like let's both do it I I'll help I was dying dude and then yeah you went up and just did the sensible thing of talking

and figuring out what's up with him yeah I was like this is weird why are we doing this I why the [ __ ] would you guys hire me and Matt to humiliate ourselves it was I did a black lady uh Mother's Day show oh yeah in North Philly this guy just hired me to do comedy in front of a brunch for just for real like 14 black ladies for Mother's Day same thing I just stood at the head of the table it was crazy wild just died and they were just being very nice they're

like you're doing great that's kind of cool in the middle of Just A Mother's Day brunch what you would you you switch stuff up at all or like oh no you guys like racism that's all I got I got one pitch all right that's ball yeah that those shows are very fun though they teach you something though that do I mean what other art forms allow you to start out like that where you you realize like there's no real structure to this at all in terms of like how you can make money doing it how

do you how do you become a professional I mean look you guys are both like legit professionals now and you started that way I did too yeah that's how it starts I did I did Bach parties with no microphone really yeah I did a couple of them crazy yeah they're terrible it's hell I still I just figured out how it worked like three years ago I didn't know I thought for real like I was like you'll just do it and then someone would be like here's a bunch of money you're so I was like no

you have to like people still do corporate gigs they shouldn't do corporate i' Adam Sandler at the airport and I was like what's up what are you doing he's like dude I just did the worst [ __ ] gig of my life I bom so hard ripping so bad he just they just paid him a lot of money to do this thing true but he was laughing about it he's like oh my God it was terrible I bombed I I bombed this week I bombed at the in the little boy oh no I bombed so

badly that I had people there with me we were going to go do something after and I was like I'm going to do one show and then we'll go I stayed I was like I got to stay for the L you have to redeem yourself I did so I sweat I was sweating I bombed so [ __ ] bad that I was sweating I was like what is happening I I sat on the balcony with Adam egot and like I was like I got to change everything dude The Late Show was fun those are [

__ ] good for you though they are D some of my best moments in my my comedy has been after really bad sets cuz then I just like really focused go God I've been [ __ ] up something's obviously did something wrong yeah that was the first I haven't done new material in a while I had to yeah after that first show I was like all right new jokes yeah yeah and it worked it was nice did you oh yeah you did like some Refreshers yeah yeah comedy is just a wild [ __ ] thing

isin't it it's just nobody can tell you how to do it nobody knows exactly how you should do it and it's embarrassing bombs bombs are good bombs are good bombs are good bombing at A Mother's Day and then walking outside and it's 1: p.m. that's tough dude when you walk outside and it's still Sunny after you bombed it's a crazy and you're in North Philly what the [ __ ] am I doing with my life and you're thinking about your future yeah cuz your future is not a given there's a lot of guys we started

out with that are gone yeah yeah oh yeah no it's well it's also that's the thing about comedy is where it's like with bombing like good Comics will be like yeah you need that yeah so then there's guys that are just [ __ ] bombing true that's and they're like this is part of the all part of the process yeah yeah keep around I bombed them I do I do like the dudes who bomb every [ __ ] time they don't give a [ __ ] dud it's kind of tight I mean it's admirable there's

Bros that bomb for 10 straight years yeah that's not good there's a lot of Fighters like that too they just always get knocked knocked out yeah that's not good you shouldn't find another thing to do yeah true or you're just not going to be good at anything that's not also possible there's certain certain people that just never get good at anything get their thing yeah whatever it is no matter what it is they just they lack something that's [ __ ] rough that's rough maybe I'll play video games you just get [ __ ] murdered

they're really good at leaving comments on YouTube they they actually are good at that and I'll tell you what those work those are effective yeah those dudes will absolutely sh you [ __ ] a weak up for me yeah I I try to do like a thing where I'm like I understand you're feeling in my head I'll be like he's just very upset right now but yeah they'll get you thinking like it's not a thing yeah that's a bad uh it's a bad although they're they're like a part of the whole YouTube ecosystem where like

if you catch enough bad ones sometimes you go maybe I can think about something yeah maybe I am an [ __ ] it's like maybe I'll think about something or you know I don't know it's tough because you don't want to be like nobody can tell me [ __ ] but then sometimes you'll read them you're like I don't have to deal with this right now the thing is you don't know who you're talking children you don't know who you're talking to you could be talking to the biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] that

works at 7-Eleven you could be talking to the biggest [ __ ] of course and it's just like you're like [ __ ] you that's not true yeah exactly it's just a waste of time it's a it's a total waste time just the numbers you're dealing with just the sheer volume of people even if you're just reasonably successful I mean you don't even have to be regular I mean you don't even have to be like a headliner you could be just like a a middle act that has a career get you can get hate yeah

you'll go through you'll read all the comments it'll be like I saw I saw him as [ __ ] opener sucked godam it dude it's whatever his name was I hated him yeah you're always going to get those well sometimes you can like have someone on the podcast and you just watch every like [ __ ] that guy sucks so bad and you're just like God damn bro that sucks man yeah yeah if I was a if I was certain people I would not want to read comments after their guests on podcast no man it's

you know you can tell when it [ __ ] with their head too I I think it gets everybody I don't every I think it gets everyone a little bit I think you maybe get better I'm better and better now I can take it now it's not as much of a shock but on any given day I can read one that's what I think yeah I'm like I got it under control I'm fine say come up with new ones and then you find one you're like damn they do come up with new ones you're like

I've never even thought of that before [ __ ] you sons of [ __ ] it's part of that that's also part of the process right developing the ability to just not be affected by that like snake venom you know yeah get little little doses of s well because you you can also get like conflicting messages where like awesome you're the [ __ ] worst piece of [ __ ] in the world and you're like wait a minute yeah you have to stop be like what am I I'm probably somewhere in the middle probably just

an average [ __ ] who's got better oh the guy the guy who likes me spells right true he doesn't WR [ __ ] comma dude this guy's on the ball he's on the ball that's true too if you see a lot of typos in the comment you be like dude move on bro go back to school brother get out of here you can't even spell you criticizing Matthew would you please hand me a Bud Light absolutely responsibly absolutely wow what a [ __ ] beer dude God damn dude something about it dude it's I

met the Clydes did you really he had toet meet horses I had to meet some horses then I got I got really responsible it was in New Orleans I got extremely responsible around the hes around thees then I called my dad and he didn't answer it was late and I was like I met horses I left him like a voicemail I was like d it was a good time in New Orleans I saw horses I met the C like Jesus Christ oh my God it's a big [ __ ] horse right it's the biggest [

__ ] horse I've ever seen dude they're jacked it's head was the size of me they're a lot bigger than regular horses right cdale cdale are especially the anheiser bush ones they're gigantic dude Jesus Christ and I'll tell you they're big everywhere if you know what I'm talking about big Co distracting distracting there it is wow that thing is huge yeah holy [ __ ] look at the size of that horse dude its head for real is a size of huge dude you're a big dude yeah that's that horse that's that's like maybe people need

to recognize like how tall are you I'm 63 so he's 6'3 look how big that [ __ ] horse is you that horse's back is like 510 yeah it's a that's insane crazy what's a how much bigger are they than a regular horse cuz like look at the top of his head dude their HSE shoes their their shoes are like it's CRA a regular ones like that he looks so big like who at his head it's so scary his head looks like half of your body I brought I brought cam with me for this tour

so it was me and cam Patterson all right enough Jamie look at me being a [ __ ] sellout huh listen man you you [ __ ] light yeah man me and cam got in there and they were showing us the Clydesdales and there's like a a lady giving us like the details of all the which was obviously very interesting it's like how much they [ __ ] eat and everything literally as soon as we walked in we looked at that thing's [ __ ] junk and immediately we're like I'm trying to for real I'm

I'm trying to listen to this toour guide and I'm literally standing there like it's [ __ ] dick is big oh my god look how big look how the size of it compared to a regular horse holy [ __ ] dude dude holy [ __ ] they're so big that one that you you showed uh originally the left hand lower left hand corner Jamie yeah look at that one donkey bro that's crazy holy [ __ ] the whole time every time how big that thing is they're always like these horses are very gentle they're the

nicest horses and I'm sure they are when you're standing next to that thing you're like dude I'm that thing could do anything and I'm dead what is is that a viking horse is that what the Vikings used what is that have no idea yeah why was it so big I don't know cuz they're a German company so cdale Scottish sounds Scot yeah why are they so big like I'd love to know yeah I mean like what they they they must have select breed them to make them that big yeah what's anzer Bush's horse division like

is they you would think they're into like horse raising horses I don't know that's part of their business is they keep horses yeah they have like a they didn't shoot any of them after everything went they would never shoot the horses dude I'm just wondering I mean that's what happens when people go poor no shoot horses start eating them how dare you dude not my company they fired like a lot of people I was wondering if they shot any horses sure just put them on a horse and smack legit question you know an aner bush

own the rights they own the rights to diesel engines bro I know it's funny it's it's such an expensive joke dude come on man we you brought Bud Light back the horses yeah they're they're very proud of those [ __ ] horses too and I look not to be a corporate shill you see those Cloud sales it's exciting you see them pulling the [ __ ] anheiser Bush cart that's why they use them in commercials yeah it's a very exciting thing so sick look at that yeah godamn didn't meet the [ __ ] Dalmation though

I was sad about that what bro they didn't even look real they're so big they don't look real yeah it looks [ __ ] crazy is that like a ceremony like is that like the ceremonial yeah it was pretty cool at the end of prohibition they [ __ ] rode those things right down Pennsylvania Avenue and gave the president a case of Budweiser wow pretty sick I forgot how long prohibition was it was a while dude it like a decade at least yeah is that crazy everyone was getting wrecked dude no one stopped drinking at

all dude but why that's one of the few things that's ever been made like that that was rescinded yeah I think and prohibition is the big lesson too it's the big lesson also it's the rise of the Mafia prohibitions the rise of the NASCAR that came from it too though did it really yeah those were cars that they souped up to get away from Cops what yeah that's the origins of Nar yeah Moonshiner son damn yeah uh it is wild it is wild to think at the end of prohibition they drove and gave a cas

a beer to the president I think if they legalized weed bring B drove Biden give Biden weed and he just snaps out of it and he's like oh boy you know I just been so foggy but now I'm getting it how the [ __ ] did they let me be president I don't even know where my underwear are what the [ __ ] it's yeah it's crazy man there's no way they can get it they can't be serious about running him again oh yeah he's going to be the president again no yeah it's going to

be crazy they're just going to keep him on testosterone and all and people going to vote for him no matter what dude for like he's flying dude he's fine it's going to be fun he's the best so who's who's making that decision though it's not him me me the government calls me say what do you think Joe I say yeah run him again let's see what's up see how he does this could be that his second term he could really be Landmark that could be like historic he's going to really come back around he's going

to make improvements oh yeah he's going to whatever they're going to get him on the right meds for sure they need to get him on bounce back he's going to build back better they should just keep him alive forever start giving him like artificial body parts and he'll just be our emperor [Laughter] Supreme I don't have any problems with anything you just said but I don't know I don't know what we're doing we need guy we need someone to inspire us man yeah I want an inspirational president I'm G to get pumped I'm G to

have like I don't have a picture of like my grandfather had JFK and he put him on his wall in his kitchen yeah I have no president to like if only there was a good Kennedy out there dude that's what I'm saying need to get that boy up there you like Bobby yeah I love him man I want him to win so [ __ ] bad doesn't look like he's going to win why I want him to win I I want him to win so bad it's like yeah dude I love the Temple Owls I

think this year we're going to win the national title he sent me this thing today no F Bobby on OIC Tucker Carlson had this uh guy who used to work for pharmaceutical company on uh his show today or the episodes out today and it's about a lot of it is about o about how many people are being prescribed OIC they're handing it out like nothing too it's kind of wild it's kind of wild because it's I think it's it's going to be one of the most profitable drugs ever do they know what's going to happen

to you after you take it cuz people have been taking it I got a feeling there's no way that works that's what I'm dude people have been taking it for a long time they're like well we've used this for diabetes I felt that way about literally every single I know dude dude SSR like people were like you you're depressed I was like yeah dude definitely they like take this like no they're terrible they turned out to be awful dude the withdrawal from those things are catastrophic people have severe bio uh intestinal sort of things happen

with them with the if they have a bad side effect gastrointestinal numbs your genitals num you can get numb genitals too Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it really yeah real bad that sucks Brian said yeah his stomach was just jacked but some people have it some people is no problem at all yeah but when you try to get off of them it's like you have like a headache and brain zaps for like a month what what you want one Jamie in a can zic burned off my genitals I found pieces of charred

skin in the toilet maybe maybe some other things are going on yeah true [ __ ] OIC Is that real New York I mean New York Post posted it um was Dr Maria's [ __ ] fell off oh my God she got severe burns and charred skin on her vagina anus and buttocks owing to Once weekly Jabs she's a professor of pharmacology health and uh pharmacology Health at the University of uh Texas Rio Grand Valley pended testimony on her OIC use to new so she's obviously very smart yeah just OIC tow that psty up that's

aw oh my God she said I check my genitals my boyfriend's name is ozan that's just oan [ __ ] rocked my anus my anus fell off I took a [ __ ] my anus fell off God damn it she said some areas charred skin F she said it was if she was exposed to sunlight for days yo Jes she taking those she's she's cuz everybody wants to be skinny man yeah man she looks great and dude everyone's on I know a lot of people going on this stuff like bro can you imagine no no

I'm not talking about this particular woman sure but if you brought home a lady mhm and she had a charred anus and vagina you're like what happened I used to be fat you'd go all right this is thin and hot now here's a picture of me when I was 250 like whoa how'd you do this oh zic my butt fell off but things are fine we could do other stuff yeah you do mouth [Laughter] play my holes fell off my holes are r holes fell off but it's fine are you into mouth play mouth play

sorry bro I know that's not great but saying mouth play and hand play it's so funny what a side effect what are you [ __ ] Googl you do Jamie way I just keep going down the article and the way like still hurts and have to urinate or defecate it often starts peeling again because of the friction said the Survivor they're calling her a Survivor this might be the her lawyer might have wrote all those on a very strict diet not taking any medication at this moment in time but this will change to few weeks

Ros add I want to heal before I start again with any medication and due to the strict diet my level of glucose is thankfully under control friction she still supports it which is nice she still laws the injections for lowering her blood sugar well that's what it's for right it's a diabetes drug damn that's [ __ ] wild I think one of the side effects is like stomach paralysis or something like that she had all of the side effects you guys just said depression Gastro and gastro problems I'd be depressed yeah yeah that's dude that's

[ __ ] up yeah it's a weird thing man because it's like yeah you shouldn't be obese and I think it's something like 50% of the country chain speak on this speak on your people [ __ ] you Joe yeah it's rising it's going to be did you lose any weight doing the carnivore diet uh yeah the 12 days I did it yes the 12 days you did that was an easy one to fall yeah I mean I had vicious diarrhea so [ __ ] that was it I mean me and Matt crazy we both

did it with him it was it was [ __ ] crazy astonishing right the [ __ ] my pants many I [ __ ] my boxers once I was in bed and I [ __ ] my [ __ ] boxers a bow of Rush yeah dude you hit it one diarrhea you go all right I'm taking these little Hershey Kiss something happens though after a while your body figures it out when I was 16 days in it took me about two weeks I remember Tom sigura texting me he said this diarrhea is astonishing it is

truly astonishing diarrhea it you won't believe the diarhea I had water was like black oil it was like oil water but it didn't smell as bad it didn't smell that bad though I don't know what there was nothing water yeah yeah vegans will tell you it's all toxins really your toxins coming out oh dude I I don't I started missing big dumps your body just dumps your back on the menu and I'll tell you what I'm having the time of my life dude I learned I'm a bit of a size queen dude I didn't like

those little [ __ ] little Pebble dumps yeah was I couldn't agree more you need to get a [ __ ] large dump dude you should e a lot of kale just a horse pie I got some kale in the fridge R have a lot of kale before you eat your food and you'll have big meaty dump well that's I told myself I got off that you know yeah all that roughage and fiber I told myself I was like I'm just eat vegetables I got off that diet and I pigged out so hard and gained

all the weight back right away I was like cuz I was totally disciplined on it I'm like all right I'll add in veggies I'll be good and day one off of it I was how did you feel when you were on it I felt good I did feel good I like a a little lethargic the first couple days yeah the first night we did standup and I was like I'm like out of it felt a but the keto stuff I like the feeling but I I get like weeks into it I start feeling kind of

like loopy but I don't think I was eating enough either I was like I yeah you get you get sick of eating meat so sick of meat they just don't eat you like I made a rack of ribs and looked at him and I was like I can't dude I can't eat them I was so sick of meat Day funny it was weird I have zero problem having Lam mer Lam mer lives with me now that was not helpful for the diet like 2: a.m. it'd be like all right I'm ordering pizza [ __ ]

yeah dude I was I was making pancakes in my house in the morning for my kids just looking at them like [ __ ] Jesus it's so weird how the most desirable foods are all terrible for you I know the most Desir like a plate of lasagna like smell it like a yeah ah a good pizza right out of the oven like oh gee right when you're about to take that bite and you feel that warm cheese and the be H me and Lam mer ate some Douro last night while we were watching cops how

was it [ __ ] rocked [ __ ] so you get the Frozen [ __ ] I we usually don't but you know what's the best fro what's the one that you could cook from fro Douro is [ __ ] good is it yes it was especially I mean if you're eating Douro you're blacked out true true now going well they kill more those pizzas probably kill more people from the [ __ ] nutritions on those from the house fir you get black out and put those things in the oven and pass out all the

time those like the leading cause of death dud like they kill whole blocks of Roos there's for real there's no yes that has to happen nons we were close how many of the people eating frozen pizzas are drunk what's the percentage if you're sober eating a frozen pizza you're a [ __ ] loser I'm I'll be on the record for that it's just pedophiles eating them pedophiles are sober eating frozen P if you're not kind of lit when you eat one of those you're a pedophile you gotta be high as [ __ ] have you

ever tried to make your own pizza you ever do the pizza oven thing I yeah I worked at a restaurant we were doing that I'm not good at it but now you have a nice yard like maybe you get a little pizza pizza oven would be nice yeah guys I'm not doing anything your culinary journey is going Xbox until show see it's not that hard I can see you with a l sauce thr the fretch mozzarel basil in there I've accepted who I am cook the Bud Light watching it cook turning it dude cooking is

a serious great joy of Life learning how to cook is a genuine great we got to get you into making pizzas bro that's Joe you know that's the last thing I need you can use like non- GMO organic yeah get some Italy flour flour Straight From Italy with no [ __ ] herbicides in it n I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to play Xbox in door Dash Chipotle and then go to the show that's it wow that's my schedule every day that's a solid option [ __ ] the show's in 8 hours [

__ ] so soon I have just cutting into all my doing nothing are you ready to get back onto our workout routine I am I've been hitting you up I've been like bro I need you you came here once I need you though yeah you need help I need someone to go you have to do it this when you tell me if you're like I can't make it today I'm literally I'm waking up looking at my phone going I really like working out you guys but I also really like working out by myself going nuts

yeah yeah it's just for me it's like it's a good time where there's no nothing going on just me doing the routine you've been working out yeah of course you [ __ ] what are you talking about I always work out I never I'm not going to ever stop you've been saying I can't work out today and you're working out couldn't do certain things I hurt my back for a little bit wasn't bad though it was a muscle pull it was wasn't anything to do with the spine I was I'm trying I was doing this

new exercise and it was doing a little too heavy and I tweaked something but it was like a couple weeks later it was fine now it's full I am ready to get back though I need it yeah let's go okay all right yeah no slackers yeah I need it Brian Simpson likes to leave early oh I got a meeting Brian Simpson always has a meeting something he's got a meeting at 1 every [ __ ] every [ __ ] time we work out he gets that one hour Dan is the best dude the dud he

literally he gets out six he's like oh [ __ ] my phone like dude you're such a [ __ ] I got to take a piss yeah I'll take a whz I don't I was like I'll take a whz right now take a whz go take a whz talk to Lu thank you don't I won't blow it dude I'll be cool don't bring up anybody in particular I'll be cool I'll [ __ ] kill you come on bro we're fine we're not going to talk about horses is see the Panic his face we're talking about

shooting horses yeah they are [ __ ] impressive though they're [ __ ] amazing man I have I no idea where they were that I kind I kind of knew but I don't think i' ever seen one next to a regular horse before I did not know they were that big either they're dwarf in regular hor I'm scared of horses man I got [ __ ] I got bucked off of one when I was little oh no we had like I grew up next to so I was one of six my cousins were one of

10 and my my dad and my uncle bought like a piece of land outside of Philadelphia like it's like a rural area got built up now but I grew up next to like 10 I had 10 cousins that we'd all just like [ __ ] around there was behind it there was a guy who rented land off of us he had horses so I was always like we cut through the horse place to get to the woods and like dude they'll charge you and [ __ ] they're scary yeah I'm still to this day terrified

of him we used to ride him the one just went nuts and just bucked me off and I was like [ __ ] this dude yeah I mean I get it I I think riding them looks awesome but whenever you're riding an animal like you're on an animal like hanging on to an animal is this necessary yeah and it's like this kid beside like [ __ ] this guy and this thing could kill me friend of mine was uh in a um trail of horses where they were going into uh like this uh deep uh

Mountain ELC cont and one of the horses fell and broke its leg and they had to shoot it right then and there really yeah oh cuz they can't get it back basically they can't get it back and they don't heal really yeah they shoot horses damn I when the horses break their leg they shoot them Jesus yeah I didn't know they didn't heal they don't heal yeah they never totally heal and I think um there's probably you know this was quite a few years ago there probably methods that they use now do they can they

heal horses they definitely can't run again like if it's a race horse and they break their leg that's they'll never run again but killing horses yeah they had to shoot this horse my buddy was on this Wilderness Trail and the horse fell it snapped its leg and he blasted in the head they had to shoot it you see that at the RAC track the horse breaks his leg they'll bring out like a tarp on the track and and hide it from the crowd and just then it yeah wa that's hard I mean I don't know

how you know often there's still that but that was that was just what they did probably do yeah yeah bones suck they break too easy yeah they break so easy they take so long to heal yeah it's ridiculous such a [ __ ] design that's why we have to accept the new when we get AI when you you're going to get a new body you're going to get some titanium frame that' be sick when's that stuff coming unlike humans horse has heavy bones and light leg bones uh this is the way heavy bodies rather and

light leg bones this is the way they've developed many breeds especially the thoroughbreds when bones break they may often shatter and it's almost impossible to surgically reconstruct the fractured leg while humans have some large muscles and a bit of tissue below the knee that help stabilize a broken bone along with a cast a horse has very little muscle and hardly any other tissue besides tendons ligaments blood vessels and some nerves below the knee oh wow the lack of muscle and other tissue means that even in a cast the broken bone has little to support it

and it's much harder to prevent a horse from using its broken leg to bear weight wow kill it so they have to shoot it got to kill it yeah this arle says that they've figured out some stuff but that's that's why that that's been the most common way to handle it compound fractures where broken bone penetrates the skin have a much poorer prognosis and are less likely to heal successfully without complication such cases are likely to be EU euthanized particularly if blood supply to the leg has been compromised so it says repaired the less complicated

the the fracture the more likely the horse will recover also there are some that recover green stick and stress fractures are incomplete fractures and these can usually be treated successfully simple fractures where there's one clean B break are more likely to heal successfully than shattered bones yeah you got to kill them it stinks got to shoot them damn you guys bringing up euth imagine imagine tearing a ligament 500 years ago you're dead yeah you mean even during the Bob or days during the the back in those days yeah Bobby or used to work out at

this gym that I worked at when I was 19 that's awesome and he walked in and he he can't he couldn't straighten his legs so he had to walk with like legs permanently bent and he would play like racka ball that's one of his knees what the [ __ ] number four bro they they just cut his knees all all over the place oh man just covered in scars back then man the surgeries were terrible and the and you didn't really recover yeah you're never really the same again yeah if you if you like pull

your miniscus when you're like a hunter gatherer they' just probably leave you probably [ __ ] yeah you just walk through it you just dealt with pain yeah true yeah maybe that too you just dealt with excruciating pain forever [ __ ] that sucks yeah if you were lucky if you weren lucky get eaten by a Jaguar yeah cat yeah cat [ __ ] snatches you up by your neck drags you up a tree yeah dude that was the majority of human history was just brutal violent death well that's why people day little kids are

scared of monsters yeah what experience do they have with monsters no they know that represents animals that will eat you represents Wolves yeah it's instinctual yeah baby turtles are scared of hawks that's what's going to happen again in about four years what's going to happen wolves wolves everywhere no electricity small packs of people isn't that going to be kind of cool bed together running out of BU everyone tell me I think that would be goes down fck no idea how bad it's going to be it's going to be bad but like dude you get your

juices here's the thing you're not going to be like bored and like what's the point I'm going to kiss you first of all there will be no the GD goes down if the power goes out of my house I'm coming stra I'm going to your room get in here I'm going to break down that door I'm going to get a generator you better I need one you better charge that thing cuz I'm coming just imagine if just maybe life stays exactly the same they figure out a way to get us food they figure out a

way to get us gasoline but there's no electricity you can drive around but there's no electricity no social media no internet so the 80s just imagine that right now imagine that right now it' be nice but the world would be in a [ __ ] turmoil no know what to do oh yeah what do I do what's real what's what's going on I got to read the newspaper what yeah there's no electricity so you can't even watch TV there's no TV at all we should try it for like a month have like the whole country

just go off for a month they wouldn't even be able to do the newspaper cuz they don't have the machines to do the newspaper like they used to do before the electricity so they wouldn't even have the newspaper yeah well they're they're clamping down on Facebook and stuff now again I think they've been trying to like get them forever oh yeah they were what are they trying to do like the government's like I I don't know what they're if it's like a political PL if I would guess if I was the government and I was

looking at social media I would say a couple things one if you're protecting people the the [ __ ] the thing that's valuable no no one knew was valuable everybody consented to give away their information but nobody ever thought data was a commodity that had never been a thing in human history the data was insanely valuable and then the people who have that data now with all that money have this insane ability to to donate to what are you doing Jamie showing you what they're suing them for oh oh more than 40 States and District

of Columbia filed lawsuits against meta the parent company of Facebook Instagram and WhatsApp the fa Facebook and Instagram deliberately manipulate their apps in ways to addict kids and teens and have failed to keep them off despite age limits here's the thing though why is it their responsibility just like why is it pornhub's responsibility to make sure that you're 18 yeah if you have a kid it's supposed to be your responsibility to see what the kid's doing right but how are you going to unless you have to use your ID every time you sign up and

they have to verify your age they do that in Louisiana do they yeah I tried to back off in Louisiana yeah Utah you can't even get on Utah you can't even get on yeah you can't get on the sites on Utah I found I found a site I mean you dig up some OG sites.com you have to dig up like the OG porn sites yeah yeah I had to I had to dig deep and I'll tell you what you go to those [ __ ] off thegrid porn size you use a VPN no you should

use a VPN oh that's a good idea actually yeah yeah you should use one that's a great idea VPN easy one click it's a sponsor easy to use the uh yeah you could pretend you're in [ __ ] Hawaii you could pretend you anywhere you want oh do you think I can use it to bet somewhere else maybe not just um I don't know I know that this is your SP I'm going to use it to somewhere else there are sponsor I know people have used it to collect Pokemons I'm going to look up all

types of stuff to collect Pokemon yeah they've collect Pokemons and places where they weren't really there I know people use vpns to uh bypass countes like you know Netflix is like United States Netflix you can go to the UK Netflix you can go to you know Asian Netflix you can go to whatever you want that's pretty cool yeah it's pretty cool [ __ ] I think they're are sponsored too actually yeah [ __ ] I love them I'll never bet somewhere else uh that's another thing that was like impossible now it's everywhere betting was impossible

back in the day yeah you had like [ __ ] 10 years ago yeah it was my dad was a everyone dude everyone had what am I doing snitch on my [ __ ] dad nobody almost you got yourself what the [ __ ] am I snitching on him for there was a whole MMA organization that existed before um betting went down and I think part of their business model was betting yeah was boow doog they had some big fights they had Fedor fight for boow dog um J mazal fought for them like some big

Fighters I think cha sunnon fought for them and they they had fights like on a beautiful beach in Costa Rica with like hot ringard girls walking around and they had the fights outside with like world class Fighters damn fighting outside yeah crazy yeah some one and I think I'm pretty sure that was the the business model was about gambling that makes sense I saw it come in England had it before us I watched soccer and like soccer teams jerseys would have just like bet.com yeah yeah so it's coming there was another thing the international pool

tour they had the similar situation this big like multi 00,000 like 300 $400,000 for the winners for these tournaments which is huge for pool players but it was all about online gambling and then the online gambling they killed that they put the kabash on that really yeah they [ __ ] up everything for just telling people what they can and can't gamble on so it's like my same feeling about like this meta thing it's like I get it yeah the algorithms are designed to keep you engaged but they keep you engaged with what you're interested

in that's the thing it's like they're saying they're they're shoving you uh only news from one source and yeah but that's not their responsibility I don't think to provide they're not a a news distributor if you're only into qinon they're going to send you [ __ ] qinon [ __ ] q and on you're going to get a lot of Q and on something happen I mean I'm sure we've talked about something happened with the algorithm lately what's going on all these I don't know I mean it's oh with the violent stuff all this stuff

oh god with that stuff I don't I don't get it doesn't come to me I'll start sending you oh I'll send it to you I'll put you on the the one to me and sigura on I don't want to see that one oh my God seura have has done that to me like twice do every day we do it every day the second you see Arabic in the [ __ ] description of the video the C I'm like I'm not bro no I've seen so many people get shot really I don't oh my God over

the last month I've probably seen a hundred people get shot no [ __ ] Factory workers multiple times a day oh factory workers getting horrible oh you're seeing the industrial accidents oh my God you crazy indust buildings falling on people falling on them people sliding in a scooter under a truck getting dragged by the truck everything you name it guys getting cut in half by trains their buddies pulling the arms ints are hanging out yeah no there's so much just like he threw his friend under the bus and he fell over and over again L

people are doing that on Instagram with horrible [ __ ] last night we were like he was like oh no like as soon as I was like I as soon as I got in the club I was like I need security footage and then he was like oh no everyone's going to see me fall and I was like I'm doing Rogan tomorrow he was like oh no I was like 10 million people at least it adds to his charm though yeah that's what I was telling him I was like the he's the funniest guy ever

everybody [ __ ] their pants and everybody Fallen exactly yeah I [ __ ] my pants just last week thought I was going to fart in my house I felt it come out wet I was like you son of a b you sometimes that's kind of nice though you can get a midday shower I was on my way out the door oh that's no I was on my way to do a podcast oh [ __ ] my pants damn it rinse them off in the sink yeah I'm usually good about shards I guess you have

to yeah yeah true I usually can like sometimes I surprise myself I'm like I definitely [ __ ] myself and I'm like no I didn't one time coming home and I farted one time I was coming home from Fear Factor and I just I was fighting it I was fighting it was a battle was a battle it was like oh God it was cramp and I filled my pants I mean filled I mean filled like where I immediately felt it in my socks like right away I was like oh good lord I mean it it

rocketed out of my [ __ ] the the underwear was about as effective as our border wall it went down my legs I felt in the back of my legs instantly I was like oh Christ it was an explosion I was holding it I was holding back as long as I could you released it was like hanging off of a bridge on a and you realize you can't pull yourself up just like go go that's it where were you how far from in my car I do not remember I just remember being in my car

and just loading on my SUV seats Alexis Alexis SUV I just filled that front seat up [ __ ] how did you clean that out what was the process I took it to the car wash bro oh my I cleaned it out myself and then I brought it to the car wash to get it detailed I didn't tell them I [ __ ] myself they do they got that car like holy what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] the Fear Factor guy just gave us a shitty truck hopefully had leather seats man

leather seats oh yeah they were leather good thank God that's good for dumps cloth a lot better than cloth bro it gets in that foam I'm saying it never comes out do in your foam you got to cut that foam out dude if someone throws up in your car it smells forever you got to burn it and say oh caught on fire and bring it to the dealership I not [ __ ] myself I did definitely didn't [ __ ] myself but I caught my front seat on fire [ __ ] my friend [ __

] himself at work when we work together and he drove home like sneakily to like change his pants we were like younger too we're in high SCH school and his mom was outside and she was like what are you doing he's like I [ __ ] my pants and she made him get undressed and host them off outside oh my God so [ __ ] embarrassing oh my yeah it's as embarrassing as a guest dud getting hosed by your mom CU you [ __ ] your bants your mom's clean up your [ __ ] he

said like Garden H he was pulling into the driveway on it to make it blast [Laughter] just really focusing cleaning on you got to just just stand there I know Mom hose water's [ __ ] freeing it's cold he said he was in his driveway saw his house and it just lost he's like I lost it dude at the at the goal line just the goal line breaks his leg like a Clyde's deal at the Go I mean that is where it gets you the second you I was even I wasn't even close to my

house I drove I drove with the windows down smelling my own [ __ ] for a solid 25 minutes god dude like what was going through your head though like did you accept it were you like this is unacceptable I [ __ ] myself I'm like what are you going to do dude I I had ruthless diarrhea whatever the hell was going on yeah you sick yeah it must have been I don't remember I just I all I remember is that feeling the feeling of like knowing you're going to lose yeah you know I have

to tap out I don't want black and I feel it yeah it feels so good though dude to just be like was horrible just give in and be like [ __ ] if I had made it to the toilet it would have been amazing dude it would have been one of the greatest victories of my career Matt gave me uh a bunch of like micro do mushrooms oh yeah took more than I should and I was just on a walk I was like I just have a nice walk around New York dude I got like

two blocks away and I was like my stomach just went and I was like oh no dude I sprinted him I sprinted up Tommy was downstairs and heard me run up the steps and he was like what the [ __ ] was that I've got some great victories in my [ __ ] career too that was one of the big when you get to the ball like the key works at the front door you're like yes yes you you keep those muscles tight till you get to the bowl and you're wonder you're quivering when you're

pulling your pants down God you know I don't know if I'm going to make it dude your teeth get all weird at the buzzer the three-pointers in the air game time dude I got I got jammed in an Uber on the way to the airport it was like 6:00 in the morning and it just all of a sudden on the way I was like oh [ __ ] and I had like 20 minutes and I was in the lady's car like sitting on one Ash cheek it was so bad I had like my ass up

and I was just letting out these like any fart could have and I was like I wanted to tell like I'm sorry I was [ __ ] I was farting in the back of her car I God it had to released pressure and you're sitting sideways she looks back did you say sorry no she looks back at your launching I was at Terminal sideways launch position I was at Terminal C and I'm like Terminal A is fine cuz I like where you going to I was like oh Terminal C and I got there I'm like

Terminal A is fine damn you jump at the airport at the at the entrance where all the homeless people go in cuz anyone can get in I made it and I sat down I saw there was no toilet paper and I went [ __ ] it and I had to just let it out and luckily dude I went in my school bag and my wife gave me packet of Kleenex I saw him put her in my bag like weeks ago I'm like I'm leave that [ __ ] [ __ ] in my bag she threw

it in my bag and I went what an angel pulled the kleenex out wipe my ass inition woman's touch after using these robot toilets to clean your butt I get sad when I have to just wipe it cuz I know it's gross it sucks dude WIP your it's gross you're just smearing [ __ ] all over yourself all the way up you're like rubbing it to the point where you look at the tissue and it's reasonable that's reasonable yeah oh [ __ ] my ass itches yeah it's like the bday are so nice I got

to put one on so nice I bought one from my old house and I try to connect it and the [ __ ] water sprayed everywhere so I got to hire a professional yeah hire somebody yeah I got to get a b day it's so nice dude in the [ __ ] bathroom in the comedy club oh yeah it's nice we didn't have one for while there dud sh in the one I [ __ ] every time I do stand I have I can't help it there's a button that says defecate you ever hit that

button yes brother I hit all the buttons really that's a pipe cleaner I haven't dumped there I don't think bro dude um what does it say North America through the 1700s people were still wiping whatever they had on hand oh yeah most common things were corn cobs and seashells PA on the cornells they scraped their [ __ ] with seashells by the 1800s paper was becoming more widely available yeah magally in 1857 a New Yorker named Joseph Gay introduced the first patented toilet paper boss wow hero 187 1857 so until 1857 everyone was the Romans

clean their behind that seems like a good beats the [ __ ] out of stick yeah yeah a lot of places in the world keep like a dish of water in the Middle East you keep a dish of water above your toilet and use one hand to like splash water on your ass huh a wiping a Tor interes I think that's the move the move is the sponge cuz if you use the sponge then you can clean the sponge off yeah you can reuse it it's green you throw the sponge away Jamie yeah there just

like a pile of sponges in the toilet you clean your sponge pce of [ __ ] Spong with everybody gets one sponge it goes with your voter ID SE sponge go get another one you can go to put it on the end of a spear you hold it in your hand like a gentleman they would get old though stick it's like you're buffing like when you're buffing your hood just buff your [ __ ] with a a sponge actually that is nice that seems like a good move I thing that for a car would feel

great on your so test a sponge you have a toilet and right next to the toilet you got like a basin and the water's flowing you dunk your sponge in there clean it out uhhuh it's a nice sound water dripping in unless unless you just got a mess chunky thick the shower frozen yogurt you're never getting it out of the sponge it's deep it's all over your ass cheeks you're wiping your legs all the way up your back it's dripping down your legs now the [ __ ] did I do used and shared by fellow

butt wipers oh they were used and shared you don't have your own of course why would you have your own Jamie yeah it's [ __ ] Rome dude visitor okay so if one of the Fara visitors had intestinal worms all the others would carry them home too without any knowledge of how diseases spread the overall Roman toilet setup could hardly be called hygienic by modern standards yeah you know they you know they test they told me to test kids for worms they said put a piece of Scotch tape on your kid's butthole while it's sleeping

and the worms come out of the butthole at night and they'll get St in the Scotch tape what yeah I a doctor tell my wife this today don't you have to like shine a light on your kid's [ __ ] to see the worms coming out at night they hopefully well they want I heard that story they want us to put Scotch tape on the bee hole Mayo Clinic says to do that tooing an adhesive side of a piece of transparent tape to skin around the anus of the person you suspect as pinworms as soon

as the person awakens the eggs stick to the tape when you tape take the tape to your appointments the doctor could look at pinworms or eggs under a microscope interesting is that [ __ ] crazy bro this is a crazy video of a black bear his black bear is walking and it's got worms it's got worms giant one like Garden like Garden noes hanging look look look look hanging out of his ass how crazy is that his face he's like I know dude this sucks this is embarrassing the size of those worms what must be

going on in their gut oh my God the worms must be getting most of the food yeah oh that's so nasty if they're making their way all the way out through your [ __ ] that thick look at that those thick covid vaccine like ropes you know those blood clots you find on Reddit that's what it looks like look at the [ __ ] length of that thing look at that one that one you just showed Jamie I think video see but look at the length oh my God look at the length of that look

at the worms behind him oh brother that tree is not the answer man no that's good though for now true imine having no idea going get that bear racking his nuts doing that it's pretty great he has no idea what's going subject from diarrhea and worms bro that crazy that's terrible that's crazy it's kind of sad you see that bear get hitting the nuts this one yeah it's pretty wonderful this is great this is one of the greatest videos ever here we go gearing up what's he doing scratching scratching man God that's got to feel

[ __ ] awesome yeah look at him he's just rubbing his back watch this is there any other animal that does that oh no oh he caught himself like look at him like oh my nuts oh my nuts instantly just a dude as soon as you got and it it took like a good 10 seconds to fully kick in on them they are absolutely the coolest animal yeah they're they're the coolest Grizzly would kill would kill a gorilla dude yeah I think so really yeah bro it's a hot take I'm tired of these people say

gorillas would [ __ ] up a Grizzly yeah how that's crazy Grizzlies are [ __ ] they're huge they they're 40 m they run 40 m hour well there's different types different types Mountain Grizzlies and then there's a coastal brown bears which are the same species but they have much more access to protein they're just eating salmon all day and moose those things are giant damn look how fast they are [ __ ] they run so fast but more importantly in oh my God believe it or not like John donaher and Lex Friedman had a

conversation about this that I saw it was hilarious about who would win uh a gorilla a bear a grizzly bear or a lion and what what he was Lion's getting rocked right well bear easy no no probably not really yeah probably not no no I'm out yeah it's it's hard to say I'm out it's hard to say lions are pretty big you know a big a tiger a big like siberian those really enormous Tigers I watched I'm sorry to cut I watched a sloth bear hold his own against a [ __ ] tiger recently that's

just a shitty sangy shitty bear those are very aggressive sloth bears are very aggressive they kill a lot of people I believe I've seen that was the first time I met you I showed you a sloth bear killing a man the day we met the first time we did an open mik together I was like yo check this out was the bear eating it guy yeah show me a guy jump off a building and I was like sick that was a rough one this is a bear versus a tiger this is actually very nice and

that's that sloth bear is defending its cub it's a very nice moment dude yeah that's a small tiger and that soft bear gets rocked and hangs in there yeah damn they're tough dude they're tough a Grizzly would go nuts on that thing [ __ ] that maybe that size tiger that's not a very big tiger it depends on how big they are it's just thing about Grizzlies and lions they're the ones that have the giant Advantage CU they kill [ __ ] all the time this is one of the things that Don her said like

gorillas don't really kill anything yeah Silverbacks have canines they're just for posturing yeah they're just like for showing their fangs it's weird it's weird that they have canines because they don't kill any every other thing that has canine's as big as a kills things they just eat vegetables yeah true yeah I wonder if they ever ate meat a little well they well monkeys eat meat at all monke do chimps do they eat me chimps are very carnivorous chimps are very carnivorous they eat a lot of meat they eat a lot of monkeys a lot of

monkeys yeah they'll eat deers they eat monkeys they eat everything they can catch but they eat fruit if it's available they eat the fruit but really what they want is monkeys that's their favorite thing to eat damn yeah they found out remember chimp David aten like [ __ ] with those I had the director on he said they didn't even show all the chimps eating monkeys he's like so often he was like it's their favorite thing to do oh yeah look at the size of that cat imagine that [ __ ] walks [ __ ]

dude Siberian versus bangal tigers it said yeah that's a Siberian y good Mo show the belly you guys like no thanks I like that guy chilling look at like I I'm not even a of this he's just walking around that cage like Francis Ando get the [ __ ] out of my way damn dude yeah so that thing against a Grizzly yeah I don't know but Grizzlies are [ __ ] insanely durable man the thing about that they're designed to fight a cat is not necessarily designed to fight they're designed to kill things Grizzlies fight

each other all the time and they fight for like 20 minutes and they tear each other apart and they don't get hurt it's a good point it's CRA their skin is so flexible and so thick that they get just bit down on and they're shaking each other and then they just shake it off like nothing happened yeah I'm still I'm I'm Grizzly on this what's the gorilla's possibility the thing is like super strength yeah yeah just strong as [ __ ] and smart the Gill is smart true but they're going to get [ __ ]

up they're gonna get you taking a big cat against a Grizz gorilla bro no I'm not necessarily taking the big cat against a Grizzly but maybe because I don't think um I don't think the big cat is used to fighting Grizzlies fight so much like they know how to fight like I think it would know how to hold the cat down those cats fight yeah but I think they have to fight don't they get killed they get killed more out group that's true but Grizzlies fight like every year yeah yeah Grizzlies are out there they're

like Tsing in their Prime it's every two weeks in front of each other I've seen bears figh in the wild it's wild yeah it's wild see it's wild they just these bears were going at it I was in Alberta and um the way they hunt bears out there the the forest out there is like a box of Q-tips like you can't see [ __ ] you can't see [ __ ] so the way they hunt bears they have a enormous bear population it's like they're infested with black bears they they leave bait out and it's

either like donuts or or something sweet yeah and then the Bears come to that so these Bears know where it's one or they leave a dead Beaver that's another thing they leave so the Bears know like when the bait is there and so they'll decide like who gets the bait or they'll decide that a female's hot she's ready to have sex and they'll fight over the female but I watch these two dudes just go at it just just just go at it like 30 yards away from him like this is wild yeah it's wild yeah

the black bears are prevalent in like the Poconos in Pennsylvania people like oh yeah they're kind of they are D people like walk well I mean they're kind of they're at least like they don't [ __ ] with people yeah they don't they run away until they do that's dude my neighbor when I was up there the guy staying next to us was like I'll walk down the driveway with him I'm like dude you're out of your [ __ ] mind fing I saw crazy Jamie there's a video of I think it was a black

bear getting into a dude's cabin really and it's like he's like there's no you can tell it's just a bro he's like dude I think there's something in the kitchen and then he's like holy [ __ ] it's a bear dude holy [ __ ] then it comes up the St like it's I don't know find that I sound like a dumb killed a kid at ruter a few years back he got killed by a black bear at ruter [ __ ] man yeah he was going to school of Ruckers and New Jersey yeah the

stret factory New Jersey has the highest population of bears per capita in the country what wow yeah New Jersey does New Jersey state when the the governor who's currently in when he was running one of the things he was running on is stopping the bear hunt Chris Christie because people were upset people were upset that people were hunting bears like like the people that live in Newark and in cities like what are you doing hackin sack you're hunting bears they they kept that law for two years and then he's like forget it start hunting bears

again so many bare interactions with people they were going up so high they were [ __ ] up people's garbage cans they come in in the Pok no you got to lock your thing up cuz they come like every Sunday they're coming [ __ ] terrified deer I we my family and I we got a house in the Poconos and there the deer are everywhere everywhere and they are [ __ ] disgusting you got to shoot dude we walk outside these just the most mangy [ __ ] deer you've ever seen well they also might

have chronic wasting disease they're [ __ ] up oh dude that's [ __ ] up my brother saw that they just drowned themselves and stuff scary it's a they call it like a zombie disease it's a pron disease look at this bear awesome that guy's just chilling no idea oh said what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is your dude there's one there's an Asian lady taking a nap and a bear comes over and like starts sniffing her face oh my God the thing about bears sorry black bears if you get attacked by

a black bear it's more likely trying to eat you oh really yeah if you get attacked by a grizzly bear it's more likely you shocked It Like You Came near its Cubs that kind of thing or might want to eat you too that's possible too black bears it's more likely they're trying to they're just hungry yeah Grizz man wasn't Grizzly Man there when they started to get hungry isn't that what happened yeah he stayed he hung out don't be there that during that season they yeah there there were bears were so hungry they couldn't hibernate

they didn't have enough fat to hibernate [ __ ] it was an old bear and he just didn't have any food you know he got a good meal yeah he became a bear in the end of it he became just sniffing this lady that's a guy dude sleep he wakes up a bear bear was [ __ ] with his shoe bro yeah they you know they're cool you just don't want a lot of them near you yeah I don't want any of them they used to eat them and not eat deer they eat bears yeah

the Pioneers like when they first started establishing America they would eat bear and they would use the deer for skins that's why a a dollar is called a buck oh that was the amount of money you can get for one deer skin what yeah they didn't eat deer which is crazy what beer taste like tastes good okay it's closer to beef that's why oh you know and so they were they were eating bear and they were just using the deer for skins I like to think of that though the guys that got to North America

and ran into [ __ ] Grizzlies like from Europe yo you're like what well Europe has a lot of brown bears yeah yeah yeah Russia has some of the craziest brown bears but Germany has brown bears uh I think someone got killed by a brown bear Germany has brown bears pretty sure no way yeah not anymore sure I don't know oh yeah I guess they got those forests they got there's there's bears in the forest in in certain parts of Europe I know for sure I know they have brown bears out there yeah Lobster was

like prison food when it first came is that crazy yeah Lobster they would like it was like considered disgusting it was a bug they found near the boats they feed it the prisoners they would get him out of the East River and serve him to people at bars it was bar food first bear in Germany in 16 years okay yeah there it is um the first wild bear in Germany 170 years okay that must have been what I read but so are there bears in Spain is that what it is are there brown bears in

Spain but there's definitely some Russia has some crazy is in my brain what he say I was like I'm like you know you drink enough you start remembering Spanish I was like Oho for a bear I think that might be bear it is nice actually the new vodka yeah oh really it's Bird's be Tom and BD have a vodka it's called Oso por rosos oh what a great name hell yeah perfect I just saw the ad and you said Oso I thought you were talking about the Vodka itself oh oh so I thought you were

talking about that dude who was the guru in Wild Wild Country that guy ruled that guy ruled everybody's rarded are [ __ ] dude O is for the People by the people of the people but but the people are [ __ ] are [ __ ] God damn it for the [ __ ] of the [ __ ] by the [ __ ] you're watching it you're like damn this guy's a genius this is wow this is going to be really insightful so deep but the people are [ __ ] God damn it dude there's

something I would say not smart he's right man I think he's on it man bro second language too look at him such a g government government by the people think of being in this meeting like of the people yeah for the people but the people are [ __ ] that's when you look next to you and your friends like what wait a minute think we might have [ __ ] B on the wrong Guru man what are we doing you're in full Lotus orange sweatsuit like knowing that you gambled on the wrong Guru that's why

I'm so glad I got out of that first building that first building I I bought a first building before we bought the Mother Ship before that spot it was I bought a place that was owned by a cult a cult has a documentary on it called holy hell yeah oh Duncan told me that yeah he told me you were in like a how was he still kicking around the guys in Hawaii now yeah really restarted he's a legend you told me this guy's story this guy [ __ ] rules guy's a legend so the guy

was a gay porn star and a hypnotist a dangerous combo dangerous comate combo and a yoga instructor and beautiful beautiful man like amazing physique sixpack taught yoga and then but as he got older he got creepy started getting a lot of plastic surgery lost his physique um and so the cult awareness Network it was like right after Waco cult awareness Network they're cracking down all these Cults you know cuz Waco pops off [ __ ] so this [ __ ] says okay I'm going to move to Austin and just to throw people off who might

be thinking I'm running a cult I'm going to have my followers build me a theater so that I can dance in front of them and that was the place that I bought I bought that place it was going to be my comedy club just a gay hypnotist dancer well I found out about it from Ron White Ron White's like you should buy that theater that was owned by the cult I played there once it's [ __ ] awesome beautiful place I go really goes oh yeah [ __ ] Prett it's a really good you know

I'm just a giant I every time I talk to Ron White I I'm like I'm friends with Ron White it's weird he's the manes he might be the coolest dude possible he's one of the greatest humans that's ever walk I love that guy to death so when he was telling me to buy the building I was like I'm buying that building it's for sale let's go and I took him on the tour he's like yeah I [ __ ] killed right here so we all looked at it we brought into Architects and everything there was

I mean we were in the the planning stages they had like a significant issue that wasn't addressed that had to be addressed and and I got out of it yeah it's like buying a house and they're like uh it's all it's haunted well there's there was a lot of issues first of all the people that there were not construction people that made that place but then on top of that um Adam egot tells me about the documentary I did not know about the documentary I just knew Ron said yeah a cult owned it I'm like

a cult what normal stuff of flower people they probably did yoga and grew squash no no no no there's a lot of butt [ __ ] dud getting dud getting they were getting hypnotized and [ __ ] and then they had to pay they had to pay for the therapy so he'd give them therapy they'd have to pay 50 bucks and then he would [ __ ] them the idea of did it work oh yeah for the guy yeah that's the thing the patience that's the thing about the documentary that's wild this guy was a

legitimate hypnotist right and he had these people convinced that he could give them his thing called the knowing and the knowing was he would like place his hands on you it would have to be the right time the right moment but these people to this day were saying it's the most amazing moment of their life it was pure ecstasy they connected to God like he through the power of suggestion when he put his hands on them they really did experience that thing so he really did have that power W he really really actually did if

you're a gullible person who's likely to join a cult in the first place kind of a kind of a sucker you're not skeptical you believe this and then you find yourself in the woods and you're on your knees and this guy is over you and he puts his hands on your your your temples and they would just go into full Bliss it's wild because it's in the movie and they it doesn't look like they're faking it it looks like they're having this wild Transcendent experience like someone just gives them a full-on mushroom trip just [

__ ] W just hits them with a giant dose of acid damn and they're just like and then they they talk about it afterwards even they're talking [ __ ] about him even afterwards like 20 years later when they're talking [ __ ] about him they talk about him they believed in him so much he was yoke he beautiful he was beautiful he had a six-pack he was a yoga instructor see he would give them this thing man he would touch them in the head and by the way some of them he would hold it

back from them he wouldn't give it to them no no you're not ready like no I'm ready and so they'd be complaining for years you are not ready oh man show that again show that again he's thr people's mouths bro y look at the side the way he's toss it sideway now nice this is this is by the way this is later in life when he's getting a little creepy looking so he starts getting a bunch of plastic surgery and weird [ __ ] to his face and his body kind of falls apart but that

was him dancing that was him dancing at the One World Theater what which was the place that I was going to buy that's it he he had them build a theater so he could dance in front of them I mean can you imagine seeing that guy not hysterically laughing well as he got older he just started looking like real weird man like real weird like look at him yeah but when he was young he was beautiful so that's the the torment of youthful Beauty you get older [ __ ] you become a Monster yeah but

even when he was young it'd still be like if I saw a guy like throw a fruit into some guy's mouth like I'm out out he started throwing the fruit later in life yeah he started get bet he got a little cocky yeah he' been running that call for a couple of that's older ver version of the dude Chang his name twice that [ __ ] hog though dude what's this guy he's like a c sale he's been stuffing in all those problem all those hungry mouths behind oh look at him dude yeah look at

that look at the other guy guy mouth too like I don't want look at you in the back he's like oh my mouth oh I'm exper I probably said to him I experienced it through you I felt it I felt it the Ecstasy you had of catching Master's fruit the gay butf cult man that's tough man bro so they found out because in the early a guy left a guy left the cult and sent a mass email like yo this guy's been hypnotizing me and butt [ __ ] me for the past 10 years and

then everybody else in the swear to God he's [ __ ] good at it they really didn't know how many people he was doing that to yeah and they all started sharing information what yeah I mean he ran this thing for a long time the thing they all say though is in the beginning it was great in the beginning of the cult they were just having meals together they're going on nature hikes doing yoga together then as later I think as he got older like he couldn't get as many guys so he needed to [

__ ] them yeah when you get gross looking the only people that'll [ __ ] you are the people that think you're a master true you know when you're young and hot true tell you something Joe true I know that's why I came to you he's out there getting it he probably didn't need to [ __ ] him in I do like the idea of being in a cult like the Moment of clarity where you're like oh so funny dude Waco is so funny to think of a guy being in there when they're like the

feds are coming we've got to fight them off and me and guy in the meeting like [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] and if you leave they'll shoot you yeah if you run out that door you're going to get shot in the back you got to run out in the middle of the night so you got to you got to plan it out you have a [ __ ] toothbrush and a pair of underwear taped to your leg you got to figure out how to get over the barb wire you got to run

out with a roll a carpet you throw the roll of carpet over the Bob wire you got it all planned you hear crashh like where you going buddy oh god oh Jesus Christ you hear and you feel the hot lead I heard a lot of those North California growups they had that thing triangle of something on um yeah on Netflix I've heard a long time ago they were like that like people would hippie kids would be like I'm going to go trim on this guy's farm and it's like thinking it's going to be like some

cool hippie guy but these are like country Northern California criminals like hot young hippie chicks running out there and getting like drug and stuff it's like well that's a documentary uh series Sasquatch really was nice yeah very that was cool very good documentary series it's about they they attributed a murder to Bigfoot it said Bigfoot kill that makes sense just was [ __ ] Bigfoot dude imag how high you have to be just be like oh [ __ ] bro Bigfoot killed that broken and killed all the cartel guys that was nut so it was

so remote and so Lawless that guys would come in and steal people's crops and they' Rob people and shoot people and so it was like these guys started off as hippies and then it became business that has to be how every like Lochness Monster sasquad every single Monster was definitely just a guy killing a guy and be like [ __ ] tro of Cabra came out of nowhere back in the day yeah po DNA monsters true that's a good idea yeah also if you leave someone's body in the woods like where there's like wild pigs

and animals they're going to eat that body quick all you do is leave the body for 24 hours and something's eating it a coyote's going to eat it I don't remember if we talked about this no no I haven't seen this was so funny love has won the cult of mother God that's one of the rare Cults run by a lady too right yeah yo we we watched some of this it is so funny there's a dude that shows up and just dominates the cult like a dude does a dude shows up and just ruins

everything there he was yeah she was [ __ ] there he is he was the boyfriend's a me of course he's a methhead yeah he's like gets out of prison or whatever goes to this cult amazing he's like he said he was out raking leaves with all the community and he just put his rake down and was like I run this wow and he just immediately started dominating everybody oh no making them listen to heavy metal dude he'd put heavy metal on and be like this is power I'm power oh my God a dude would

get to [ __ ] this lady and then he'd be like Father God and then this so she had like three father gods and that the methhead dude came through and discovering a mummified body laying in an enshrined queen-sized bed wrapped in a sleeping bag decorated with Christmas lights they believe silver uh what's it called what type of silver collidal silver they were like that's going to solve this so they were just crushing this lady with silver while she was an alcoholic oh my God and she started turning blue as a 19 billion year old

deity Carlson claimed she could cure cancer while also drinking herself into Oblivion every night what a wild lady wait till you see Wild bro I'm watching that tonight she's got the galactics she's got she channels she channels her deity I'm writing this down that I'm a reminder to watch it's so funny very funny love right love has one love has one she channels her uh they're called the galactics it's a it's a collection of people that I [ __ ] who knows spip they have spaceships they're going to pick her up uh the galactics are

really it's Robin Williams and Donald Trump who's still alive they love Trump which is so funny they do love Trump and like she's like uh anytime she gets hammered she's like Robin Williams is channeling himself through me that's why I'm being mean to everybody she just get she no she just get hammered and be like [ __ ] you [ __ ] clean up all my [ __ ] then the next day be like damn Robin Williams was crazy last night I'm sorry that's hilarious then she starts taking silver in her cult believes her so

much that when she starts to be like I don't know guys I think the silver might be killing me they're like no the Silver's good you're God she's like I'm not God I'm [ __ ] hammered she's like I've been hammered for 20 years is this silver is that the same stuff that made that guy turn blue remember he was on Oprah this is what happened yeah did she turn blue as well she turns blue at the end oh boy dude what she look like at the end oh that oh yeah oh man that's she

wasn't that old right she was attractive dude show her before she was hot oh the silver the silver W she was Jamie still watching this on the sneak no no Jamie you like that meat catch you that [ __ ] dog dude you little tiny dog watching guys catch meat I've closed up and me she was very pretty she was pretty look at that one that is that her too yeah that's her LinkedIn wow LinkedIn LinkedIn glad to see your business is doing well yeah it just became a business where they the money guy is

hilarious in it so she was running it for a while till the methhead came along she was so hot McDonald's manager to leader wow she was a McDonald's manager she did it hey you can do it this country yeah if you have a good idea and you really work hard you can you from rum and silver like a pirate what the [Laughter] [ __ ] was she drinking bro she was crushing [ __ ] she's hammered the whole time and then her methhead boyfriend shows up and he rules he does oh my God he dominates

everyone all the other guys are [ __ ] and this dude shows up they all still believe though oh my God that's such a dangerous thing this was the guy look at that guy holy [ __ ] guy super blue colloidal Ser Turns You Blue wow he was a good looking guy before that what the [ __ ] that's literally Papa Smurf that is dude that's so crazy and they can't turn that it looks like William over decades it look like William mon looks a little like William the way he's smiling if he was bald

that's William Montgomery I am going to take colloidal silver Will Montgomery should do that for like Halloween I never blue face for Halloween he might get tackled in the street this guy that guy had it too wow that stuff is in the uh Alex Jones toothpaste colloidal silver yeah and the Alex J I don't want to dis I don't want to dismer his company too late dismer him but the C surfy was silver was in the to toothpaste his dad's a dentist Alex Jones's dad's a dentist yeah man you listen you never listen to program

there it is like there is super blue that's a interesting ad I got a piss I got a piss yeah I'll okay Matt you C it by yourself I'll take a break yeah take a break Jesus Christ yes yes so much better feels good dude yeah it's good to PE what's better pee and or [ __ ] really better yeah just something about a like a good one a good one versus I mean think about a long good whz hard both pretty good but a dump when you're holding a whz and you get it it's

it's what it is it's a it's like a clitoral orgasm that's peeing real hard and then dumping is like having like a cervical orgasm if you I'm just saying if you had to compare it to something yeah that's one of those guys like I st my toes just like child birth there's wait there's [ __ ] cervical orgasms dude don't I know what the [ __ ] you know what you know what Nate L mer [ __ ] me up on our friends were I was talking to them and they were saying dudes are now

reviewing their dick side like the dildo that's their dick size and reading the reviews women leaves of the oh I'm not coming close to that I'm not looking at you talk about negative comments bro dude like my brain keeps dumping it it comes up and I'm like I just get one of those little [ __ ] tiny little buzzers if they had know zic for dick size yeah oh my God and he gave you a bunch of side effects side effects could be side effect could be cancer anything diabetes BL guys would just take diabetes

medication have a giant hog what if what if you only take you have to keep taking it like it artificially inflates the size of your dick for a limited time yeah like you have to bang it every couple of days all day every couple of days you got to bang it it'd be so hard to not do that everybody would do it if they do boy that's the Holy Grail what I'm man what the [ __ ] are they doing yeah what are they doing they get all this [ __ ] talking around [ __

] flu vaccines [ __ ] that dude fix my dick fix it I need someone to fix this it dude I can't for World Peace if everyone of the same size dong we might enter the age of peace I swear to God or be a bunch of big dick kings that might be too much well in a place like China isn't there like a giant difference between the number of men versus the number of women yeah you'd think they would chill the [ __ ] out well why would they just dudes balling out angry yeah

limited Supply oh so there's more there's more dud you call China a sausage party they had the one child compl saage Fest right so it's just dudes oh they don't let the other yeah they can have girls have dudes China's killing us in math and science in 2023 there were around 720 million male inhabitants and 689 female inhabitants that's a big difference dude that sucks that sucks that suck wow there's 1.4 billion people in China that's crazy that's so many people they need to knock that off too many too many people bro what is it

690 and 720 is that what it was jery yeah no 720 and six yeah 6 yeah you said it yeah yeah so that's a solid 30 million man that's a lot of people we're getting conflicted reports about China true you think they're pumping up the numbers I don't know what's going on dude in terms of what conflicted I know are they killing us or they a paper tiger what is it well the thing that scares the [ __ ] out of me is if they go into into Taiwan yeah yeah and they seem to be

saying that they want to go into Taiwan well dude they're going to have a population crisis in 30 years going oh yeah yeah he's been he's thankfully he's on the ball the thing I was worried about the thing I was worried about with uh with Trump was you know it was like if Trump gets elected World War III will happen MH and then thankfully we avoided that you know and there's definitely no chance I know that's all my that's my opinion that's true isn't that funny though that like anti-war used to be the left dude

they love it now used to be the left the left was all anti-war the left we got to stop the wars left was Jimmy Carter the left was yeah you know the wars it's the it's like all right you have to be mindful of like don't micro agress a lady at a job and then it's like oh but shoot that Russian guy between his [ __ ] eyes it's like what dude it's like make sure you get their name right at Starbucks I saw a tweet Also let's use drones to bomb Russians a tweet where

someone was saying how many people that have ARS could have sent those ARS to Ukraine to fight the Russians definitely yeah you don't you know how many do you know how many guns are in America compared to the world but that was the point they were saying you don't need an AR you should send those guns to like do you know what you're saying yeah do you realize prev a government Invasion yeah is that what you're saying so you need to give up your guns so that where somewhere that is actually happening they can get

guns yeah yeah so that it can maybe happen here if no one has guns dude my dad has like six AR15s what he buys them anytime like something bad happens or like they're taking him away he buys another one what's he going to do they just stock him up he needs one nah dude he's got six him and his boy buy one every time there's like a mass shooting he's like let's get another AR nice he's like they're going to take him so he's like I'm trying to stock up so yeah [ __ ] whatever

like that's this going to be worth money he brought a gun to my show yeah I remember came to my comedy I I was filming a and he came with a gun and a knife and the security was like bro you can't have the hawk and the gun on you right now Jesus Christ had a hwk is he open carrying yeah he just kind of no he had concealed he had it concealed and then CU he was in Philly he's all bugged out he's like heed to like they him and his family the dads watch

Fox News and they're like we can't go into a city yeah dude well they also die in any city you'll die they had a trash company in like the 80s too just like so like you know yeah so they always had guns on them so he's just used to like what people stealing trash no but like if you trash yard it was in Chester Chester is like outside of Philadelphia and it's like it's like a state of emergency the murder rate's crazy and they were there during the crack epidemic so you had like a transfer

station where you know there's money in and out of there so yeah it was like nonstop of like copper there all this other stuff and like they would get like you get like tackled coming in wow it was [ __ ] up damn you got to keep the how do how did they find the gun they didn't Pat him down he just said I think they wanted him oh really I think either at Helium I think so cuz they got him really they wanted him at Helium or they asked him I don't know they might

asked him might but they don't ask anyone to come in maybe they did maybe they I'll have to ask him cuz I've seen I've seen guys before with the wands maybe had the shoulder the [ __ ] the leg holster like Clint Eastwood straps he might had like Nita tomb raid I'll have to ask him I figur they wanted him maybe they just could have screamed it as soon as he walked in the door [ __ ] gun and I got a [ __ ] gun I was kind of Pumped when I heard he was

rolling that strap to the show I was like [ __ ] nice it is it is [ __ ] it is very nice yeah it's also funny how much dads are afraid of cities dude terrified they hate cities Fox News D Fox dude all day they watch how terrible things are in cities that's their only my dad won't go to Harrisburg when you watch those going when you watch those migrants jump those cops and beat their ass and then they got out of jail with no bail right away that's trouble that is why but it

depends what you're they're tacing the camera they Tupac the camera on the way out yes I didn't see this yes apparently those guys have fled and they got released or deported they got released oh they just back out yeah bro they they interviewed this one guy I was watching this YouTube video what's happening in these hotels this one guy's been there for seven months and uh he said they give him a nice hotel it's a nice room he said it's real clean they give him breakfast lunch and dinner every day and he's an illegal immigrant

yeah and then there's people that are poor that are like hey what about my family what about me what about us Americans that live here have always been here born and raised here and people just sneak in and you're giving them all these things you won't give us why are you doing this this is crazy that's crazy is it like a vote are they trying to like get new voters or something I would imagine yes yeah but they're not going to be down with if ever meet like a dude from they're doing it right now

in New York City in New York City they're allowing illegal immigrants to vote this is something they just is that true is that absolutely true let's make sure because this is a big statement but I'm pretty sure that was one of the things that they were trying to do they were trying to make it so that these people could be documented and this is what they keep saying the the the way to deal with the undocumented people is find a pathway for them to be documented sure that's how we've always done it's legal immigration now

you might think legal immigration is too restrictive okay but you can't just let anybody in because terrorists are a real thing this is not like an imaginary it's not like Orcs like we know terrorists are real and they already CAU that one guy where they ask the guy like who are you he goes you'll know soon enough and then they find out okay this guy's on a terrorist watch list and made it into America what a dumbass yeah they're not going to vote left though these people coming from like South America and stuff are going

to like a lot of them will because those those the people that got them in those are the people that are giving them money those are the people that are giving them free food free place to sleep wouldn't you vote for those people especially all you want to do is get a [ __ ] job and if you vote for these people and these people goingon to allow you to be documented you're going to be able to get a job and then cons continue to get social assistance which has been pretty remarkable getting money and

food and a place to live why wouldn't you do that yeah but then they'll work and they'll get on their own two feet and they're super like they're pretty conservative that's when it's time to close the border once you get established you go no else well they they don't in California you know in California that was what changed California California when Reagan was in office Reagan created a pathway for illegal immigrants to become legal and vote and when he did that the Republicans never won California again except for Schwarzenegger you know what's interesting uh you

know what's interesting about like how like the left has turned to kind of like warhawks yeah the right has kind of turned to like like your statement there about like how about why don't we help Americans yeah it's like now all of a sudden the right's like Pro welfare yeah you know what I mean it's like we should be helping our people I know you know it's just everything's kind of well there people are waking up on both sides but there's a lot of people that are leftwing people that are like what the [ __

] is going on with all these wars like what are we doing like this is not something that we were supposed to be about and you know there's a lot of people on the left that look at what's going on in Gaza right now and they're freaking out yeah so then there's that turmoil give me a beer I'd like to talk about Gaza I like I like that I like that's a quagmire the Gaza is a quagmire for the left they were like it's funny that America's like what are we doing in all these wars

it's like bro do you know who we are yeah we do it's all we've ever done start to finish yeah it's true day one that's how you make a place like this here's the thing I can find this is not from this year this is from 2022 but this the only thing I could find yeah Eric Adams that's is it this has to do with uh local elections first of all right and then people with green cards and the DACA do anyone that's a DACA which is the dreamers people who dreamers people who are born

here right uh parents uh were brought into this country illegal as children that's it not born here rather Dre allowed to remain yeah great does sound nice that's all great but they are allowing people that are not legal residents or that are not uh legal citizens to vote right in New York elections yeah so that's all you need to know so that's that's the beginning so that's how you win the election over and over no in the short term that's how you control local elections in New York yeah true I mean that's it's a foolproof

Playbook you give people like way better treatment than you give the people you that's the same thing Osho did in Wild Wild Country they bust in all those homeless people and let them vote remember they just brought in homeless people from everywhere and said you're going to be a part of our community and these people like finally have a place to be and then once they vote they all right get the [ __ ] out get the [ __ ] out they kicked them all out again that documentary is wi his books are good though

I've read a couple of his books they're good he's a smart dude no he was genius he really was he was brilant D but he was also like you know driving like you had like 13 Bentley and [ __ ] that was just a lesson for us you can't help yourself going to get the Bentley why not but he has so many of them I will say that once you buy one nice car I've been on one I understand that what are you going to get I don't know but no I'm not going to buy

another one but pickup truck son I'm excited for my lease to run out so I can get a n yeah switch it up about a raptor shame I I'm too strikes me as an SUV SUV guy for sure a raptor you ever drive one yeah but I look this what I look like I can't have a raptor how about a TRX you can't play Xbox all day and getting a raptor yes you can dude dude gamer chairs customiz gamer chairs in the car Raptor get a TRX we'll see what's a TRX it's a ram that

has 700 horsepower oh those things are from Theory man those things are kind of nuts I'll show you I have one here do you really yeah I'll show you it's pretty awesome I have a Hennessy one that has 1,000 horsepower what yeah it's ridiculous it's America that is pretty sick remember we [ __ ] Tesla I don't America America's the best real D around that na mobile you you need a goddamn America car that's it right there look at that [ __ ] how's America cars are they like are we good at making cars now

that thing that thing's the [ __ ] I love that thing I love that I drive that all the time I love it pickup would be nice actually they're great pickup wildly expensive speaking of Nazi mobiles yeah I went and saw a Nazi movie by myself really last Saturday night uh zone of Interest what is that I don't know it's about owitz it's I heard this is awesome it's all right where they live next to the conentration just it's just an ongoing like you're uncomfortable the whole time but I did go see it by myself

which is a weird cuz like the movie people I saw at a draft house so you have like a waiter and the whole time they're like are you Shane hey what's going on I was like yeah I'm just here watching Nazis alone doing exactly what you thought I'd do on a Saturday night oh it's on brand it's very uncomfortable you watching this movie by yourself as on brand I I enjoyed it but it's they're right next to a concentration camp yeah they're at Ood they're he's the oh and they're living good yeah wow nothing happens

though it's just unsettling for 2 hours cool idea look at the building they're in yeah feeling you deserve the best in life the wildest thing that most people don't know about the Nazis is how many we brought over here yeah operation pap clip yeah get in here isn't Venezuela one of those countries they have a argen they have countries in Argent or cities in Argentina where everybody's white everybody speak German Argentina's entire soccer team is white dudes that's [ __ ] wild like yo bro what do you guys I was talking to someone guess it

is far enough South that you would be white right maybe but also there's a lot of Nazis went to Argentina definitely yeah I mean Tim Kennedy had that TV show Finding Hitler where there's there's this conspiracy theory that Hitler moved to Argentina what is this Jamie this is the oh they were uh how they escaped the rat lines were systems of Escape Routes for German Nazis and other fascists fleeing Europe from 1945 onward in the aftermath of World War II these Escape roads M mainly mainly LED towards Havens in Latin America particularly Argentina but also

Paraguay and Colombia Brazil Uruguay Mexico chile Peru Guatemala Ecuador and Bolivia as well as United States Canada Australia Spain and Switzerland but a lot of them in Argentina and the Catholic Church helped them yeah they had this whole thing about it um where they went to these towns they're wearing later hosen starting in 1947 some us what does it say the rat lines were supported by clergy of the Catholic Church starting in 1947 some us page needed that's not true I mean it was a humanitarian they love is humanitarian they loved everybody I love starting

in 1947 some us Intelligence Officers utilized existing rat lines to move certain Nazi strategists and scientists yeah like wner Von Bron the head of Na the head of NASA yeah full-on Nazi good he's a Nazi saying bring don't hang him I know what you're saying let's get our [ __ ] let's figure out space exp get a juice of lemon then hold die juice of lemon well they also were competing because a bunch of them went to Russia as well yeah ah see so Russia had some scientists we had some other ones have all the

good nazzis not the on to make missiles you got you can look past a few things if you need to get a missile quicker yeah true that's true yeah well you have to you literally have to if these are the only guys that are making Rockets God damn can you imagine if they got the bomb first us the Soviets got it it would be rough negative we would have invaded and the Soviet Union would be funding us right now Mexico they made UFOs and stu oh yeah yeah they made flying saucers yeah see this is

the type of [ __ ] don't uh all the stuff it's like bro they were struggling well they also they also had a deep connection to the occult I know but it's like weird ult [ __ ] the Nazis yeah cuz they were going to kill themselves it was a suicide I think there was also a lot of like evil sentiment like they were they were trying to win you know and they were trying to there there's a lot of weird [ __ ] like I don't want to I I don't really know much about

the Nazi occult thing but I know it's like very well documented they're heavily into the occult it also to me it seems a little I don't know it's like we attribute the most evil [ __ ] ever to them I think they were just a really really shitty country that was [ __ ] everything up like I don't know I don't think we need to add like they were satanists well they were definitely cult but I mean there's other countries that did horrible [ __ ] too just what the Japanese did to the Chinese and

the rape of Nan King yeah you read about some of that stuff dude yeah I think it's just surprising he like doing what horrific [ __ ] the science experiments they would do they' give people blood transfusions from various animals and they would cut off Limbs and reattach them they did trying St figure out try [ __ ] out prisoners out they trying to figure it out no there's a lot of like scientific and medical Innovation that came out of that unfortunately really yeah yeah what uh what medical Innovation came out of the Nazi experiments

I think they like learned some things unfortunately what is it Simons what's the company Bayon beay be's out there bear did it yeah that's right was getting rowdy yeah yeah they they they tried some medication out on like 15 people wasn't it like something like that they all died Joseph mangle was the guy think you're talking mango was science experiment twins oh God twins twin experiments yeah he'd be like if I [ __ ] cut this Twin's head off how are you feeling [ __ ] idiot Jesus Christ dude they didn't even know about germs

that was the there was the one guy who like blew the whistle on I forget the guy's name they have a St they were Germans of course they did the Nazis knew about germs but the guy who like discovered them there was a hospital attached to where they delivered uh they were like a morg and then they had where they're delivering babies so they would like put down a dead body and then just catch a baby out of a woman's vagina and like women were all dying and he was telling the doctors like you guys

got to wash there's something on those dead bodies that's getting into women's like vaginas they're all like dude we're doctors our hands are clean we're gentlemen and then they the guy eventually like went nuts and then like few years later like oh [ __ ] he was right cuz he was washing his hands and mortality rate went down like yeah who was that [ __ ] I forget his name that was way before World War II though way way way before not well in World War I Fritz hober figured out how to make gas to

kill people with gas and he's the same guy who figured out how to pull nitrogen out of the air so at the same time this guy is being wanted for war crimes at the same time is being nominated for the Nobel Prize what yeah for being for pulling yeah well the no bells are all weird too they were like dynamite makers and stuff they because the guy who told Peter Berg told me about that so the guy died and they thought he died there was a fake story about him dying and they called him like

The Merchant of death and he's like oh geez I got to change my reputation so he started giving out prizes oh nice that's what he did the Nobel Prize he h his own funeral he hued his funeral and they were like this guy is a [ __ ] [ __ ] nuh he's like pretty nice he started that whole thing up that's crazy started the Nobel Prize tring to cover his tracks kind of worked everyone's like he must be the nicest smartest scientist ever nobody even knows about the whole Dynamite thing in Nobody Does it

work never gets brought up it's like oh the Nobel Prize how prestigious did you ever get into the guy who invented diesel no there's a book about him his shit's wild dude what did he do his name it was like Rudolph diesel he came up with the diesel engine and it was like apparently it helped he wanted to like make a small reliable engine so like people in rural areas could compete with like cities and people could live in a farm and still like produce stuff and not have to like live in like [ __

] up London smoggy city and governments we're like yeah we're building [ __ ] weapons to death of these things and like it turned out to be like a it was a wild invention like no other nothing could burn stuff as um efficiently before like it would it would capture like 25% of the fuel diesel was like 70% capture in terms of like output and it was just it was completely revolutionary and they it was just found drowned oh they killed him oh yeah it was like the kid vilhelm I think was after him he

made all these governments 1913 just in time rock Rockefellers just in time for the worst thing ever he disappeared from the steamship Dresden while traveling from Anor Belgium to Harwich England on October 10 a Belgian sailor aboard a Northeast steamer spotted a body floating in the water upon further investigation turned out the body was diesels there was in remains a great deal of mystery surrounding his death it was officially judged a suicide but many people believed and still believe that diesel was murdered duh he had the Rockefellers after them too cuz they were they didn't

want to cuz they got they started I said like I looked at it go oh it's the History Channel it's got to be legit then I realized that's Ancient Aliens that's the History Channel is basically the Ancient Aliens Network out dude I with facts we're done with fact is in history fting Bigfoot yeah probably Ancient Aliens had me for a while Ancient Aliens caring that Network it's a fun show to watch it's constantly on remember um what's his [ __ ] name Action Bronson he would get bited dude that was watch na aliens that was

a really great show that was for real like a genius idea brilliant idea it's actually not I thought it was no of course it is it is but I'm saying Prett simple one it's like we should film this they were definitely getting high watching Ancient Aliens first they like set up a camera this is incredible it's just such a good idea because it requires nothing they would just walk around high they would [ __ ] around anci aliens it's hilarious one of solid show [ __ ] criminals B it wasn't even dominated true oh you

had Bronson on this yeah a couple times yeah he's awesome I love that dude I lived in Queens I wanted to see him he's great guy him he's great guy turns out Queens is big and you don't see everyone that guy [ __ ] you know he turned his whole life around had a kid and realized I'm fat I got to get in shape and now he's like like super Stout Paul works out hard man he works out hard he Paul Wald Paul Wald did the same thing oh he used to be big right yeah

he got in shape as well yeah turn his life around turn thought about rocking a grill mat dude you've been talking about this you've been talking about this I think it's we get grills for protect our Parks I think obviously that's the move dude it'd be so hard to take him out it'll be really hard never take him out [ __ ] like this learn how to talk you ever heard guys with grills talk it's it's a rough one Paul Wall knows how to do it but he's had a grill in his mouth for 30

years whole life yeah I want to get the Fang I want to get the Riff ra Fang kind of Cl he it's kind of classy bro if you get like if you don't pig out on the grill come on like that look at that come on nice man it's crazy how much he looks like Mike rain called Johnny Dang yeah I want always smiling if he's depressed I will be so sad cuz he's always smiling he's got to show you that Grill look at that he's got to show you what to do come on son

what it do baby Pow Wow Southern rap rules so [ __ ] tight dude yeah he still raps too apparently oh yeah he pull I think he's with Mexican OT and the guy we listening to on the way over here really plug big X the plug the plug [ __ ] rocked Joe you'd like that do you think you'd wear a grill I would I swear to God I will now obviously I'm not going to wear it anywhere other than you think blood light would have an issue with you rocking a grill maybe I'm might

get a phone call and they go hey this is not on brand they would love no they got [ __ ] post Malone I can kind of do anything oh that's right post Malone they're going to let you let that's what I always think I'm like man maybe I shouldn't do this I'm like yeah they got post Malone yeah you can do whatever you want yeah that's why they want you yeah wild card say guys let me [ __ ] work I'm GNA do what I do I'm going to talk about Nazis they go please

don't that was my favorite part of the the I know the Budweiser tour were in there and they're like showing the the labels from every year in the United States and then 1930 came around and it was like perfect English Budweiser it used to be like German like yeah yeah yeah 1933 they're like Budweiser American Budweiser the beer American ader Bush owned the rights to all the diesel engines in America but those are good Americans yeah let's go dude Bush rules they owned all the rights the guy what was it [ __ ] not uh

Dolphus Bush whatever the like the OG do BU Dolphus Bush went over adus by the way adus exactly full name super American dude no that's a good American story he went over he met the diesel guy and he was like dare you dude it's a great American story he would he would rent hotels and just rent the whole thing out and just hand everyone like $10 $10 $10 met up with diesel and was like how much do you want for the rights of this engine diesel was people were Char it was like 800,000 Franks he

looked at Bush and was like 2 million Franks and he was like no problem player wrote him the check and he used to break he would write him it took forever Bush might be the guy it took forever it took forever to like it didn't work right away he was like like they all these guys fronted him a ton of money and like it just wasn't working so he get like mad letters from people being like I what is this and Bush would break his balls you send him letters and be like dude come on

man what the [ __ ] just like [ __ ] with him so funny uh he was the bro that reminds me of uh that reminds me of uh ulyses S Grant when he was like selling his biography I think he sold it to like just two guys on a train for like 10 bucks really and Mark Twain found out about it was like no you [ __ ] loser yeah obviously Grant was he was hitting the [ __ ] buttweiser he's hitting the stoies and [ __ ] Li he was drinking responsible he was

he was extremely responsible that's one of his Legends I think he sold his biography on like a train for like 10 bucks while he was responsible I mean it's got to be pumped if it's just it was his first book it anyone gives you anything that you write you're like I swear to God it was Mark Twain that was like no yeah what the [ __ ] are you doing you saved America why are you doing this has anybody started taking down ulys as Grant statues yet they [ __ ] better not no way he

was the Bro his story he was good right they they've taken down Thomas Jefferson they took down Jefferson Jefferson was yeah he was he was up to no good he had him yeah ulses did Ulisses owned slaves he no no hold on oh yeah but while he was dead broke at the lowest point of his life he freed his slaves and even his slaves were like bro you should yeah what are you doing yeah yeah you sell us and he's like no bro Bros actually there's no way they said that but yeah they were like

thank you yeah so he freed them when he was poor had while he was poor he gave away his slave he he came from a family that was abolitionist and then he married into a family that had slaves whoa yeah and slaves then he he would go out and like work with his slave like and people would like see him be like what the [ __ ] are you doing I don't know he was kind of a weirdo but freed his slaves while he was poor imagine be time where it was debatable whether or not

it's cool to have slaves bro and some people like no they like it yeah I mean dude yeah the century company was willing to give Grant 10% of all sales after the book was finished when Twain heard about the offer he was appalled at how little money grant would get from the sales of the book he believed he could offer Grant a better deal Twain wasted little time making his way to New York City to convince grant that he could give him a better deal when Twain arrived at his home on 66th Street Grant and

his eldest son Frederick T grant were reading over the century company's contract that needed to be signed before publication Grant was ready to pick up his pen and sign the contract when Twain asked if he could read it before any signature was made Twain reviewed the contract and believed the 10% royalty being offered was too low and even exploitative Twain tried to convince grant that he could give him a better deal which would provide Grant with more money grant was reluctant to back out of the contract that he and the Publishers had negotiated he believed

it would be dishonorable to back out after giving his word damn Twain tried to convince grant that he should investigate a different public for example American publishing company had published many of Twain's books and the company be able to bring in more profit than the century company Grant was still resistant to the advice when Fred suggested that the contract be set aside while they investigated the facts behind Twain's advice Grant felt loyalty towards the sensy company because of the work that he had done with company while he was writing his articles on the Civil War

battles Grant did agree however to listen to Fred and the contract was set aside for 24 hours huh interesting Twain told Grant that by selling the book through a subscription system the book would produce thousands of dollars in sales door too salesmen often Civil War veterans would promote the book and get potential readers to place an order prior to publication oh wow that was like the new mixtape it saved grant grant was poor and then that saved him all those sales made him rich but he died right away yeah those dudes used to speak right

after oh really probably celebrated with booze no no it was it was the stoies dude oh was it he's always smoking a cigar he died yeah cancer yeah he was smoking like 50 well how much was day like 50 a day dude 50 something like that 25 definitely yeah it's a crazy number sounds like Ron White really puts him down cigarettes put him down puts those little cigarillos down oh yeah he gets you hooked on those things those cigarillos they're so easy Do you inhale those like cigarettes or they cigars really Jesus Christ remember bees

bees bees were a little thing when we were younger they so them at like gas stations and like they were like I don't know they were like cigarettes but they looked like cigar they were smaller and they were the harshest [ __ ] things in the world I got Black and Milds for a while black and Miles with wine wood tip black and Miles damn Play I Was inhaling the [ __ ] out of those I got so sick there it is Little Bees bro those things are crazy get some of those in the woods

when you were 10 dude so where are they from where's that is that I don't know maybe it's like in India kind of thing looks like India yeah right yeah you and your bro you're like 10 12 years old in the woods with some bees dude it was nice Health RIS and how to quit they're not a safer alternative to traditional cigarettes duh yeah no Asia cigarette made you can smoke these though as a little cigar oh that's kind of nice if you want a little like what I like them for that's so enough to

sit down on a cigar a half an hour it's kind of tight yeah you're not at a wedding where you have to pretend to like cigars yeah you go God damn I'm missing the whole wedding it's 45 minutes shouts on I got to get in there can't smoke a cigar with my uncles these guys [Laughter] stink smoking bats yeah we went down we smoked a couple bats smoked a couple of bats boys sober guys love smoking bats oh they do cuz it's the one rush they can get I can handle this I love smoking a

stoy like a man it's like n desperate to get [ __ ] up I get trying anything take Xanax dude don't do it rocking Z terrible dude those things are awful yeah did do you ever hear about the new snake venom thing people are doing where you're like it's called like kamboo where you go and they give I don't know if it like you ingest a snake venom and like your eyes puff up you start throwing up and [ __ ] everywhere you get yeah you don't get high from it at all you just get

violently afterwards apparently you just feel like totally cleaned out or I don't know what it is once you're not sick no I swear you say like it kills yeast like candida stuff in your body who heavy metals who who says that my brother I don't know swi swi that's there's a in certain cultures that don't have psychedelics the writes a passage often time are what's called an ordeal poison oh yeah ordeal poison is like something you go through it's like some horrific thing that poisons you and then when you're over like thank God that's over

you feel good cuz you just had a near-death experience that makes sense actually yeah it tricks your brain into thinking you're dying probably you probably release all these amazing chem make you realize you should have been a better person I could have been so much dicer [ __ ] I tell you what I didn't like I tried an LSD micro do recently comp I I like the siloc cybin better man LSD micro do just is Relentless it doesn't you just it's constant all it's for like six straight hours you feel like like liquidy it's weird

I don't know it was it wasn't awful but I remember just being like this is just never they got to hurry up and make all that stuff legal [ __ ] stop buying it from people making it in bathtubs with a Grateful Dead t-shirt on oh yeah every every time sket I got this straight from the family I was telling M I had some I had some bathub [ __ ] mushrooms yesterday yesterday dude that's no I've never had mushrooms like so it was like a chocolate bar it was like all right they were like

four blocks is a gram okay so I was like all right I'll have one [ __ ] block I'm fine I was high in 15 minutes it was that fast dude they had these analog that's musroom making now well it's just they're not making them in the same places where they make aspirin true true knows who the [ __ ] is making these things that's what I'm saying dude and with even with the weed edibles dude they get they can get gummies and get a distillate of like a synthetic canab noid and you're just eating

like K2 or something well you're definitely it's they're not regular like like you get a 200 milligram once and it's fine and then you get a 200 milligram and you're on Pluto like this is not the same I would like I don't think anybody's doing independent third party testing of weed gummies no not at all no the third party testing is watching the other guy first who just ate him and they go all right he's fine you've never seen anybody eat gummies like Joey Diaz I had I was with him on a plane once he

had a panic attack in the middle of the flight and he told me he goes I had a panic attack in the middle of the flight he goes but now I'm back and he pops two more 250 milligrams each two stars of death how does how he just does it he likes being scared it's fun when you're around him and you're scared too it's fun that is kind of fun really yeah it's fun you guys both you guys like being scared no the best is when the weed edible the weed edible when it breaks it's

the best [ __ ] feeling yeah but it's like yeah but that's what's the point of that the release when you're just back to how you were earlier yeah cuz it's like mundane reality you're like you eat weed edibles and you're like ah and then you get the release you're like thank God yeah you're back finally grateful for once in my pathetic shitty life yeah it's a little reality check it's all right I makes you really thankful that you're alive I understand that but people are like I'm not like they're smoking weed at like parties

oh yeah for sure I don't want to have that experience while I'm in public oh right and then come back like during the party like just hang in there Shane you'll be fine I get high a lot I got high like SN get high all the time my thing is you can a different part of your mind where you go like yeah but what if I didn't give into this weird thought Loop and then you you like don't give into it for 3 seconds [ __ ] I give up so last night we were we

left the comedy club went we were out at uh a bar I was like I'm I can't believe how strong that mushroom was yeah I was like I'm hungry I haven't eaten all day I went I ate a euro in the cold by myself by a windy bench just like I literally got up from the table while we were all drinking and I was like I got to go outside I left for 45 minutes just and then came back I I fought it I was like while I was eating the the hero I was like

I got to stop why am I being a [ __ ] right now I'm going to plow through this that's another [ __ ] I'm going drink my way out of this there you go there you go Dolphus was like yes [ __ ] no don't let the mushrooms consume you power through it all right Euro was a solid choice that is a great it was big also it was very funny so I left this bar and I was like I was high on mushrooms enough to be like how do I get food and then

I was like man that's so pathetic I'm in a city and I'm like food how do you find food and then there was a flashing Euro light on like it was one of those Street vendors and I was like oh that's what those lights are for is for dumb asses that are like like a flashing light what they're for yeah I was like it's a bug light for a guy like me it's like it's a bug Light total bug I went and got zapped dude I was eating it was cold as [ __ ] windy

last night and then I was like it it also sucks now people know who I am a little so like the next guy was like looking at me I'm in the cold by myself bro this is a reoccurring theme people at the movie theater see you by yourself that was I like being by myself but when someone you realiz that now you're getting famous you realizing that's a bit of an issue right yeah it's uncomfortable I don't like it at all yeah go in Disguise I hate it go how hard it is for me to

disguise dude people can see me from my lurched over walk sitting on a bench by myself eating a sandwich someone I that mustache that mustache is back so nice well mushrooms now people are really getting into the genetics of them like they're ramping the strength of those things up well there's some different strains p and all that [ __ ] they're [ __ ] wild man and you now it could be like you can eat a gram of mushrooms it could be a regular Grandma mushrooms or it can be eight times stronger mhm so it's

like well this town is filled with those psychedelic Adventure characters yeah there's a lot of those here I got hit literally last night yeah it was lot I thought that was going to be an easy nice evening they're synthetics too now so like if if you're running like a giant op where you're selling all the like you your grow might get [ __ ] up you can order a chemical offline totally legal you can order those offline all you got to do is say research purposes yes and you can get this powder that's like similar

to mushrooms you could just put that into chocolates and that's what I'm saying like the people who make these is it is it psilocybin is it it's a psilocybin like analog maybe so it's like close oh really yeah and you could put that in your stuff that you're selling I mean dude dirty you got to think about it it's like that's the problem with it being illegal exactly you're not buy from Budweiser aneis Bush sold their own mushrooms we solid mushroom light aner bush like a mushroom light brother you know how good would it be

we would be Vikings dude we would be couldbe would change the whole culture of the country you imagine if people just like ubiquitous mushroom Muse across the entire there' be a lot to figure out there would be a lot of mistakes where's food true it wouldn't be smooth it would take a long number one food people would make some dope food on mushrooms I Pizza you make on mushrooms even pict you out there in your backyard with your pizza oven with your [ __ ] Ladle on mushrooms laying down the basil the dough would be

impossible POS oh you buy it you buy it buy it made you buy the dough no yeah you buy the whole thing you buy Douro you take mushrooms you buy the whole thing and you make Lam mer make it you know hold on you want to know the best part about how laam mer makes Douro how he doesn't time it he's like we're about three YouTube videos away he's high as [ __ ] sitting behind me like how long's this YouTube video we're about two more YouTube videos away from the he going off the smell

probably he can go off the the smell was strong and I was I was like are you sure like this is our one Douro in the house if this [ __ ] up we're [ __ ] oh my God Jamie what is the best frozen pizza there's got to be like a [ __ ] Mercedes of frozen pizzas what is it dep you can get some local ones than the cities you're at cuz they like they'll make take and bakes they mom there's like moms bake at home pizza that's a big change that's nice but

a local one is the move that's the move you get like just the actual Pizza they serve you they do deep dish yeah Chicago does like deep dish all those places that's the move that's the [ __ ] move you're actually making the real Pizza the last yeah again you don't need you don't need pizza in your house that's true cuz you're going to eat it you're going to eat it day one true bro one night we went over rollo's next to the club we got like [ __ ] 10 giant pizzas the big giant

ones and just gave them to everybody at the bar pizza rocks dude oh so fast I knew I was eating garbage I knew it was terrible for me I loved every second of it and I powered through I was fine yeah I mean if I know it's not good for me but it's good for me it's good for the soul occasionally let loose yeah good for the soul that's what you need 8020 roll bro 20% junk 80% clean you me Bud Light absolutely every and then you need some [ __ ] carbs in your life

yeah it's like the snake venom dudes [ __ ] whatever they call that thing every now and then you want some [ __ ] carbs in your life you want a [ __ ] big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs yes give it to me give me give me give me I get to get like pulled off dude the homemade homemade spaghetti I get it like pulled off the pot I'll [ __ ] I'll put myself in a coma with a good Sunday sauce you know when they [ __ ] got that sauce cooking all day

just bubbling up on the stove and the smells and it's all the oils are on the top you got to stir it and you see the sausage in there and the brol and meatballs oh baby I never never baby my mom cooks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] well we were jar sauce yeah we were jar sauce houseold my grandmother made everything from scratch the sauce the pasta she was she'd be on the kitchen table with the flour the rolling my grandma was mean mine wasn't nice either she didn't cook anything Irish houses

are canned sauce Irish houses are smooth canned sauce that's that spaghetti's cooked in 5 seconds and then you just ground beef you get wet lasagna lasag is soaking wet the last piece is in a bottle it falls apart yeah what is this hard meatballs my mom would just take hamburger meat you're supposed to like ve pork it was just a burger and then she would put breadcrumbs in it too like that's how my dad liked them so she would just cram like a [ __ ] baseball siiz Burger Dro it Dro it into canned sauce

and we were like yes this [ __ ] rules I know I've been talking about a lot with you Hamburger Helper bro hamburger hel was delicious we got I got I got to have hamburger helpers soon it's very good maybe tonight maybe me and L will bro have you drunk a solid chili like a real CH chil oh like a real one oh man and by the way I like beans chili with beans is a good move what are you shaking your head at over here they say chili don't [ __ ] with beans I'll

eat them in chili I don't [ __ ] with beans either but in chili I'll eat them the texture on my they're like poy with [ __ ] peppers and the tomatoes in there CH I'll eat them on top of it I like them and chili but a solid chili you like baked beans [ __ ] no oh my god dude I lived off just I remember I was eating baked beans as my only meal for several years you eating like the dentist the Menace bad guy dude proba but with barbecue like little baked beans

with barbecue I don't [ __ ] with beans either man I'm God only in chili or in soup I don't like like beans at a this is crap what you're saying it's true I don't like the powdery texture in my nice texture you like something more smooth visc viscous salty I know what you like uh like clams and stuff yeah nut oyers I love eating nut yeah I bet nut if I was into it I bet nut's [ __ ] good probably if you're really interested especially if you get into it you know different like

years different types of dudes if I had one pasta it would be Linguini with white clam sauce that's a good one done well yeah when it's done really well oh my God [ __ ] good oh it's good the clams you got in there SP the olive oil food is food is the did it right they do a lot right they do a lot they make cars good they look good they don't run good they look good they break a lot true they look good they true they're good at paintings good at sculptures good at

not good at handling a wave of an upper respiratory infection though yeah they did [ __ ] crushed they they scared the [ __ ] out of the whole world too yeah everybody's like oh my God that's coming to us they're all in their Apartments singing out the windows they got [ __ ] yelling at people to go outside yeah they were the first to lock people down too they were like what the [ __ ] is going on here well they said in the fashion week I think they had like the people come in

from like China and stuff in the fashion week and they you got an entire population that never has seen a vitamin they drinking wine every day they all smoke cigarettes they're eating nothing but lasagna they're eating pasta and by the way they're a lot thinner than us though that's what's crazy yeah such carb heavy food over there and they they look great it's cuz they're not yeah but they don't Munch like us I I even in Spain I was in Spain everything you eat is Mediterranean like that yeah yeah they take it easy yeah I

was over there house and [ __ ] what do you think it is you think we're just Glutton is that what a lot of it is maybe on this guy that tuck acrossing thing they were saying uh this this scientist that he had on or this guy that he had on that used to work for the pharmacy was saying that 10% of all food stamps the number one thing that people buy with food stamps is soda yeah not a good well soda is so good it's so good I don't I really don't drink it ever

but I don't either but a ice cold Coca-Cola on ice like a real coke burger fries Coke crazy a real coke root beer not a Diet Coke I love Diet Coke just for the flavor I don't but I feel fine when I drink a Diet Coke and never makes me feel weird when I drink a Coke my body's like what are you doing dude there's a lot of people who for real don't understand how sugar works at all like I used to work with guys that would put 12 sugars in their coffee and then I'd

be like dude you're going to get diabetes and they're like it runs in my family if I'm going to get it I'm going to get it and I'm like no no no no no there's two types of it bro and like you're going to get it like you're going to have that if you put 12 sugars every day in your coffee he's like bro if it comes from me it comes from me I'm like no man well that was number one of the number one reasons why people died of co uh finding show that number

one purchased number one purchased by snap households are soft drinks which accounted for 5% of the dollars they spent on food wow okay so this guy was saying it was 10% but but apparently this this is saying that it's 5% it might have changed but people drink a lot of [ __ ] soda this is this is 2016 it said that down there 2017 it might I mean I'm sure it's more look it's so goddamn addictive I get it though if you're on food stamps yeah you're let it ride bro yeah why would I drink

water right now you want to get out of there you don't want to be on food stamps forever drink water it's cheaper you know a good way to get all food stamps eat food but get a job no what Ascend to the next life yeah oh that's it that's the only way no Jesus I was on food stamp I was cross soda called a day did you ever see when guys carry around a personal two ler Jesus yeah that's a wild move I've seen dudes do that's a that's a crazy commitment to bad Health yeah

you hold it around walk around carrying a jug of sugar water to be fair it's also the like top purchase of non snap households also oh yeah I'm sure sure what's his like milk is number one oh no soft drinks well snap household so it's more it's more with uh the people that are on food stamps than it is with people who aren't which is interesting oh quite a bit more 4% to 5% yeah yeah they're also they're taking more than yeah more than 5% s is taking a hard hit too A lot of people

are just off it like I don't think so really I think it's [ __ ] it's fine yeah I mean it's love it people love it they can't help but they lie they lie they say they don't drink it drinking it all day [ __ ] touch it I don't drink soda at all now I drink diet coke I drink Diet Coke and diet Dr Pepper I'll drink those but you know what I really like is Zas Zas are like guilt-free Coke guilt-free soda rather Zia is it's sweetened with stevia that's the only artificial sweet

I can have all the other ones I'm like dude it's [ __ ] good they make a cream soda it's [ __ ] great they make a root beer it's [ __ ] great a grape soda it's great Zia is great it's really good Che and it's basically guilt-free it's just it's just carbonated water with some Stevia in it and some funky flavors it's not bad what does Stevia what does Zia use for their flavors I drink it all the time dude adct to it no don't say that is son of a [ __ ]

the secret ingredient is cancer doesn't Diet Coke [ __ ] you up though I I think I'm sure it does if you're a [ __ ] I don't know Donald Trump trump dog's crushing 40 a day going to be a president he's going to be 90 when he's 80 you don't tell him to stop drinking diod you say ride that [ __ ] boat right into the Rocks yeah yeah damn like that's I like that that's the argument against Biden I I to me obviously there's there's no argument Trump's more cognitive than Joe Biden of

course but it's not like he's he's no spring chicken he's going to be [ __ ] geed up himself the Republicans wanted the best spokesman it's vake yeah dude that guy's an animal smooth dude I was just praising him on the way here I've been watching him on The Breakfast Club so good he's so composed and he's only 38 which is what you want you want someone to act a I'm going to leave my mark bang you know you don't want that I like him man the more I watch of him the more I like

him I like him a lot I like Bobby dude I like Bobby's my top choice but V is V says a lot of very very reasonable [ __ ] he does you hear his thing on abortion what he say if you if you're a man and you procreate with a woman you're responsible financially for that baby and that woman like he would expand his thing is to expand child support to like the woman and the baby would 18 years and he was like I think that brings both kind of wait what he was saying if

you get a lady pregnant you got to pay for both of them oh yeah cuz he was like the woman has to Bear the biological hold on a second what about how women are equal yeah V's not hold on a second not but but it's not an equal job there's not equal responsibility it's not an equal job fellas no I like that you guys want to play double child support is that what you guys are argu I think you should well listen child support why it's up to the woman's discretion how she spends it anyway

right yeah I mean doesn't have to document that it's only being spent on the child oh no they can do whatever they want but yeah on boyfriend a woman raising a child yeah you could have paid for her and the child and she's got boyfriend I'm punch for in these you think think twice for nothing in the I'm not thinking about VC when I'm nothing in these hoes it's V my bad it's not VI what like cake V Vine's like rhymes with cake oh nice yeah it took me a while too I I try ramaswami

try that Ram Swami I want president so bad too he would be dope I want to dude everyone's against Hindu presidents I'm like dude we need to get some Hinduism going some wild [ __ ] about like getting rid of the CIA and get rid of the FBI like bro yeah they're going to put you in a convertible take like ah shouldn't we have a roof here shouldn't the car have a roof no just get in the back what are all those men doing in the grassy know ah guy's lifting up an umbrella that's weird

yeah I like him man [ __ ] he'll I mean dude I think the future's bright I think we'll get uh we'll get some nice that's um that's so optimistic well you can't [ __ ] really anymore people are going to start expecting like if you're a president in 10 years from now at least if you're not sitting down for a three- hour long form people are going be like [ __ ] this guy it's like that's like a Shamwell guy it's like dude you can't just do infomercials that is true that is true they

can sit and chop it up Bobby Kennedy can sit and chop it up yeah yeah it's going to start being like I'm good they get mad at Bobby Kennedy I love that guy so woo what what are they mad at well it's always vaccines but dude the vaccine it's not that unreasonable there's an agitant in them to evoke an immune response agitant evoke yeah yeah and it used to be Mercury and sometimes it's aluminum I'm sick of these [ __ ] agitant it's uh it's a real thing and it's it's wild how many people are

not willing to even look at it as a possibility Rel cause a problem with some fol became it's a religious thing because if you're a full scientist like your religious worldview is that we're one day going to conquer the mysteries of our existence via like technological progress vaccines are a big part of that so if you're like they're definitely good but maybe they're kind of [ __ ] us up it's things it's like most things they absolutely do work yeah they absolutely do work in in a lot of ways dude you can die from Tylenol

if I took too many Tylenols my liver will shut down well it's also different people have different responses you know I can even a zil nuts all day long you give them to some people they drop dead exactly take zic my [ __ ] [ __ ] will fall off yeah you [ __ ] charred [ __ ] Satan [ __ ] W imagine if you're religious and your [ __ ] your [ __ ] starts showing like Scorch signs like as hell it's hell pulling at your [ __ ] that makes sense cuz you're

too lazy to to put down [Laughter] churros churros are good dude you Disneyland Disneyland you smell that churro stand oh I'm like I'm at Disneyland I'm getting a [ __ ] churro I'm getting churro and I'm getting a turkey leg turkey legs turkey legs the bomb turkey legs r best choice of food probably filled with chemicals right but that's probably not real smoke oh dude they probably didn't really smoke that turkey that was a headless turkey by the way and like [ __ ] yeah dude bolab in Ukraine it's the best choice though what's up

with those biolabs in Ukraine you want to feel good about your food yeah what is up with those biolabs oh they found a lot of them bro what do you think we were doing over there true I mean that's probably one of the Reas like guys we got you we got you cover your back hold on yeah dude settle down what's barisma doing I don't know anything yeah I don't know any it's called going to come out I I I went into uh wait who blew up the northstream pipeline I don't even know I don't

know either there's all types of stuff I don't even know how the false Russia biolab story came to circulate among the US far right let's go so is it false [ __ ] it circulated among me hold on uh it was allured and difficult to believe claim the Ukraine was developing biological weapons with the assistance of the US government in fact the US assistance to Ukrainian biological Labs has been targeted at strengthening Public Health measures both the US and Ukraine have also signed a treaty vowing to never produce or use biological weapons we promise dude

we funded woan they're saying but this is they're saying us assistance to Ukrainian biological Labs exists but has been targeted at strengthening Public Health measures so they do have biological Labs there now by the way there's a long history of biological warfare over there that I was on this show called Joe Rogan questions everything and one of the things I did is I I interviewed this former Soviet scientist and he's like dude we had trenches filled with Anthrax he goes there was all sorts of plans in place that if anything went sideways that they were

going to figure out a way to poison Americans they were going I mean it's a legitimate biological weapons tactic is to develop but why would you look if why would you think that if we develop nuclear weapons we develop hydrogen weapons we we develop all these [ __ ] supersonic missiles we wouldn't [ __ ] with viruses it's [ __ ] [ __ ] that's crazy of course they we do 100% we do that's what just that's what just killed probably that's just what killed a bunch of people it probably had something to do with

that shut down our whole yeah they most certainly developed that in the lab that has been established now they know they literally know that the strain that came out they were you sure the guy didn't [ __ ] eat a bat and a pengin a pengin you sure yeah the wet Market it's a wet Market but I it's weird because that became political wet Market was nice though cuz then they filmed the wet market and you're like yeah obviously right but then the people on the left wanted to believe it came from the wet Market

but you could like because the people on the right were saying it's the China virus the it was a lab it was a lab no that's a conspiracy stereotyp so it became this so people argued as if their side had a win like it has to be the wet Market yeah because if it doesn't then the the fascist win like they had this crazy connection to the source of a [ __ ] pandemic disease dude I caught it and I was like I was like this doesn't feel like anything I've ever had before it was

it was like really wasn't that bad it was two days fever but then like I was just hacking up like it wasn't even mucus it was like liquid I was like what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] it was it was like me and my wife were both like dude this feels like some weird artificial something it felt bizar everybody said that it felt alien it did dude yeah it felt alien I think it was a new this is a new type of being sick yeah a new type of being sick yeah

champed though will you on did you take vitamins or anything back then yeah that's what I'm thinking I was taking them most people that really got hit hard they they more vitamin guy so I was fine yeah yeah he was drinking beer beer works well no it doesn't for the record responsible no it doesn't you're a spokesman now you got to be careful about your claim I'm very very responsible it could you could [ __ ] it out you could diarrhea it out it actually what is this the penglin yeah have you seen it looks

[ __ ] delicious is that that bastard thator man [ __ ] you they curl up in a ball yeah dude it's just they armadillo they're armored man you can't even cut that [ __ ] look how cool they are God that looks like it belongs a million years ago doesn't it it's a good guy what a cool looking animal [ __ ] that thing's wild looking Joe what's your favorite animal if I had one that I'd love to look at have an answer if I had one i' love to look at for me it's

always primates always disagree if I could find one animal that I would disagree more that one animal that I could go check out yeah would be the Bondo ape compared to a riverter yeah are cute you like watching they [ __ ] each other up you ever see River Wars they fight gang comes after another gang they [ __ ] do youever see you ever see monkeys see magic tricks no that's fun is it dudes go to the zoo and do magic tricks the monkeys are go really every time they act dude it's always an

the monkey acts like he's not watching bro you just stuff your snot rag right back in your pocket it's like a hany dude you're a man handkerchief man show it to the monkey you're fully anill dude you're look at the monkey bro look at the monkey the monkey freaked out show that again Jamie show that again Watch this check it out dude see what what they do it every single time they go it's like oh [ __ ] this is crazy that's amazing there it is now you see it now you don't look at him

he's like this is amazing oh it's so [ __ ] funny that makes sense why I like magic so much yeah magic rules yeah it's awesome it is crazy you go but if there's one animal that I can go see it's called the Bondo ape it's an enormous chimpanzee that lives in one specific area of the Congo that they used to think was mythological but now they have tissue samples they have skulls they have a crested skull like a gorilla they nest on the ground like gorillas and they're huge they're like six like six feet

tall chimpanzees whoa yeah and the locals have two different there's two different types of chimps look at the size of them damn yeah one one they call tree beaters the other one they call lion killers they cut that guy's throat what the [ __ ] they shot him they shot him at an airport yeah they shot him at an airport yeah the these look at the size of the oh that that looks like a gorilla to me yeah that's a big boy that's a gorilla but is that that Bondo AP listen there's a guy named

Carl Arman who's a Swiss wildlife photographer dedicated his life find these things this is It's a documented animal like they they know it's a real thing now they have videos of them they're really big chimpanzees and they they don't don't think necessarily it's a different species they think it's like a different like the cdale it's still a horse but it's like a crazy big horse but there's this one area called I think it's called beely in the Congo that has this enormous enormous chimpanzee Dam yeah that I would want to see that I don't like

chimpanzees no you didn't like chimp Nation I did yeah I liked it but there's twoo similar it's the human ears that [ __ ] me up no other animal I've has those it's unset I don't know some about him I don't love they have evil eyes dude you don't want to see a red panda look at that arm the [ __ ] size of his arm I would super proud to have J bring up red pandas look at the size of his arms look at his [ __ ] build man insane funny do to be

built like that look at him look at the size of him that's ter I get it they do they do rule they are funny I might just I might be dogs dogs rule dogs Rule wolves wolves in the wild being around wolves would be Reda come man so cute look at his little face oh my goodness oh my goodness honey BG honey badger fun those are pretty dope yeah Badgers are the [ __ ] Badgers are awesome Wolverines are cool Wolverines I just love that they come in and tell everybody get the [ __ ]

out of everyone everyone like what are you doing they like go after like they attack like big cats and big cats are like they attack lions li like what the [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] off [ __ ] kill me 30 lb [ __ ] off it's the funniest animal possible just like you [ __ ] kill me right now [ __ ] yeah there most psycho animal for sure it's insane yeah you sent me the video of them like going at lions like what the [ __ ] and all the

lions are like confused they'll like hit it for a second one of them will get bit they'll all run so [ __ ] funny yeah love it they're so tough I I saw a badger once in the middle of the road and I got out to film it it started walking towards me I ran right back to [ __ ] go the [ __ ] you up dude look at that Badger nothing this is nothing to me what look at these Jaguars are trying to kill him he's like [ __ ] off leave me alone

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] I'm bite your dick I'mma bite your dick he's going right for the dick look the cat's trying to kill him he's like nope you can't kill me I was watching the thing on him I think it's like [ __ ] off to bite your dick he's going right for dicks right it dicks they don't have flight they don't have flight no it's all fight it's they just go at you so big animals

are confused by it and they seem invulnerable about oh and they're smart dude there was one there's one video of this guy that tried to keep one in captivity and it kept building stuff to escape and he had to like he had to cut down trees he had to hide everything cuz it just kept getting out remember we saw the tasan Devils they're so smart they're so determined and they just get out to run around and fight I got to get out of here I got to [ __ ] something up isn't it crazy that

nature made that and a giraffe like Nature's like all everything the whole all of it everything grasshoppers let's go yeah frogs Birds [ __ ] it it's buy God is great dude God is great God made all types of [ __ ] I mean and it made people to make films of it it's awesome I bug out on like all the stuff that's made I'm like dude this is crazy every day it isra Universe planets it's awesome when you see them fighting you realize how goddamn vulnerable we are we're so weak even like UFC fighters

like you see the like our skin is made out of tissue paper we get cut all the time dude all of our Veron organs are right here it's all soft everything's soft for real even like the elite of the elite you know like you're talking about Matt Hughes like that even that guy like against an animal he's just vulnerable just nothing honey badger vers beehive he doesn't [ __ ] about he doesn't give a [ __ ] sting me [ __ ] breaks the entire thing dude he's getting stung he's getting stung he's getting mad

he go right back [ __ ] it ow he's getting stung on his eyeballs everywhere so good H so good look at his face what little psycho eyes they have yeah you know we saw Tasmanian devils in Australia and those things are tasan devils [ __ ] Ru that might be the favorite thing I've ever seen is zo yeah they have contagious cancer what yeah they have her herpes or they have too it's like it's a kind I thought it was too but it's a kind of cancer that they get from biting each other yeah

they bite each other in the face so much and they get crazy face tears from contagious cancer quala were fun quala are tight chyia boys yeah they have chyia right yeahuh everybody says that every time you hold them they're like watch out they're real you know what I'm until H you need to keep feeding them if you want to hold on to them like you let go you stop feeding it for a little while like hey [ __ ] where's the food and it changes what it is like yeah they get nasty they we they

yeah they're feeding them [ __ ] the whole time to chill them out probably drug them up a little too have you heard of a drop bear a what a drop bear what's a drop bear sounds like it's awesome no it's it went around the Internet it's like mean koalas but it turns out we're dumb Americans and don't know that's like a meme it's not real there's a but it looks like there's a bunch of facts about drop bears oh it's a fake bear it's a koala with its mouth open yeah it's just it's not

real but it's they made it sound real so they just have koalas with their mouths open they say they're more aggressive koalas or something Jamie saying they can fit the head hum Head Drop from height to SI 45 M 45 m they actually oh they fall [ __ ] Fall Out Tree all the time yeah they get [ __ ] up they get [ __ ] up you know who doesn't get [ __ ] up squirrels true squirrels fall from so far dude they push each other out of trees when they're trying to [ __

] they push each other get out of here [ __ ] yeah get out they're like really good at falling hold on Jamie can you find a video there's a koala that attacks a kid and it's very funny oh no well it's just an adorable koala running up and everyone's like oh nice he just [ __ ] him up just starts going out a kid yeah they're little bears man at the end of the day they little bears is look at him oh oh he's just getting that kid oh my God Leo and Stitch bro

imagine that oh you're a little kid and you get attacked by that little [ __ ] you up teddy bear killed you probably thinks you're small people are not people that's all dogs are sometimes oh oh dogs think that small people are animals he runs up it's so funny [ __ ] him up just an adorable animal I would have beat the [ __ ] out of that that guy Cal he he handled a lot better than the wrestling coach I would have [ __ ] destroyed that koal yeah I would have too dude I

would haveed that stomp it yeah the [ __ ] out of here guy throwing raccoon when it attacks his St fired up oh yeah it's wonderful you ever see the one with the ladies in the backyard and the black bear is on the fence and the her dogs are baring and she pushes the [ __ ] bear off the fence she pushes the bear Off the Wall no it's like a young girl too she's like 16 she's like get the [ __ ] out of here she's like so enraged trying to keep this one watch

this this lady's trying to keep her heard dogs alive so the bear comes up he's on the fence there on the wall there oh [ __ ] yeah so the dogs see it and they go running oh with it Cub oh with his cu no oh oh oh at herur look at this crazy lady she pushes it right over the edge damn that lady's wild that's a wild lady [ __ ] that's a wild lady that lady's got balls W says this is from Fox Orlando there's no way that was in Florida was it 100%

was oh dude they have a lot of bears in Florida Florida has a a large bear population yeah someone got killed by a bear there a few years ago damn her mothering instincts kicked in with their dogs man some people don't play yeah man that whole crew all the shitty dogs ran out to fight she ran out to fight dude those be what the [ __ ] all these losers are fighting me little dogs they don't they don't [ __ ] around like little dogs will attack they attack everything they it's a very bad getting

oh wow yeah she's a kid gangster good for her boys wrap this up yeah H yeah abely uh Matt chain secret podcast available everywhere right thank you br where is it that's everywhere awesome yeah it's all over the place it's awesome it's hilarious thank you man so much my pleasure see you guys again you rule see you bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]