Joe Rogan Experience #1847 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day how many times you smoked this R I don't know if I've smoked one before we open that again one time sorry I would just just pull it down yeah lift flip the top there you go and then pull that that there you go how would you not know whether or not you've smoked a cigar well I used to work at this business company I worked at this insurance company I did paperwork uh not paperwork but I

like mailed papers for him and um like mailings I guess I guess that's paperwork yeah and that man had a lot of nice cigars in there and you may or may not have smoked one I feel like he tried to teach you one time oh I feel my heart shutting is that always like it is don't no no your heart doesn't shut my [ __ ] [ __ ] I think it's the smelling salts we just tried a new batch of the smelling salts last time I did smelling sauce first time was with you right

and we just got a new batch and it was way stronger cuz we did one with red band and it was old it was the old ones and they get weak after a while but that one was a freshy like we pulled the tab off the top and took a hit of it and it just burned all my nostril hairs off oh man it felt like somebody was [ __ ] playing Legend of Zelda in my lungs bro that [ __ ] was [ __ ] really it goes all it goes it doesn't even hit

your lungs I feel like it goes through just into everything else it like it does a lot yeah it does a lot can I just tell you your hair looks fabulous oh thanks man really it looks fabulous thanks dude it's it's just full everything I just got some new hair done out of the back put in the front how' you do that um were you losing hair surgery yeah were you losing I don't know if I was losing as much as I was been also getting paranoid and just trying to be uh Preparatory but I

was having a lot of stress too oh last year what you having stress about uh let me think do you want to wear headphones or no oh yeah you want to put them one I didn't see you head yours on I feel like I'm Malone here in headphone land yeah it is weird huh now you're back it's like when you put a condom on and then the other person's just still looking at their phone you're like oh this is weird and the person I mean is a woman too Jesus Christ you got to you got

to tell everybody huh well I'm just saying I just saying I just had a crazy I had a a trainer the other day and it was a gay trainer right and he had a purse with him the whole time and it just uh what's the difference between a purse and a large shoulder bag okay this one I would say it had bajs on it you know bed so it had yeah you know it looked like somebody had um it looked like something you'd find in Egypt you know if you were digging it was bedazzled if

you were digging in a men's locker room it look like something you find in Egypt baby you know what I'm talking about baby the pur thing is funny right because it's like purely a woman's accoutrement and it it it has always been that way but like why like backpacks guys can wear backpacks guys can have gym bags guys can have all kinds of bags yeah but not a purse but meanwhile guys generally carry more [ __ ] than women women do right I guess not women carry makeup and stuff and guys have their nuts too

which is like a in a little bag kind of you know what I'm saying good point so it's almost like your dick has like a little purse but um or like a hand or something a little [ __ ] purse yeah you stor J uh but what else oh yeah so I think yeah that's interesting I guess yeah I guess maybe since women carried more stuff I'm not sure I'm trying let me try to this the second go is it out I'm not sure I think it's lit bro just take it take a take a

puff deep in there you go yeah that sucker's Lit all right you just want to kind of like get it going right is that yeah don't inhale just kind of get it in your mouth and the the nicotine will get in your bloodstream and then the conversation flows magically yeah did you ever smoke cigarettes oh yeah yeah I to Smoker man one time I got so depressed I've been seeing this gal and she split up with me damn and I smoked probably 33 34 New Ports in a row laying on a uh futon no it's

a um what's like a floating chair it has like a little things on the end kind of you know what I'm talking about a floating chair the one you put in the pool no it has like a couple people can sit on it but it's like a um it's like a couple chairs are together like in a group and it has like chains you know what I'm talking about people put yeah Swing Swing s yeah P swing and you just drank smoked New Ports try to get over this lady yeah they just yeah they just

I felt like it was helping my spirit what happened with her um she caught me running around on her and I was doing it too well get upset about that yeah they do huh they do did you ever get busted for that ever in your life oh yeah did yeah yeah yeah especially when I was younger yeah young like young young but I busted a lot of girls too one time uh this is hilarious I dated this girl when I was in high school and uh I used to have a job delivering newspapers so I

used to have to get up every morning really early and I was getting up in the morning A lot of times on like Saturday and Sunday when people were coming home and so I got up at like whatever it was 4:00 or 5 in the morning yeah I go outside and this girl that I was dating is making out with this friend of mine in a car right in front of my house oh why' they drive over there to do it I don't I think maybe a terial thing she was friends no she was friends

with my sister and I think they're probably all out partying and they just wound up there and they figured [ __ ] no one's going to be awake DN bro came outside and I just slapped my hand on the the hood of the car while they were making out and looked at him went and I just drove off damn and you had to go do to work still yeah I was happy about it oh you were yeah it wasn't like I wasn't it wasn't like a serious commitment to this lady this young lady at the

time yeah it was just like you know we're just getting our freak on yeah just being naughty like that yeah I miss being yeah it was I don't I mean I missed it I don't miss it but it was fun whenever you were like [ __ ] used to be so haywire when you were young it like so much weird [ __ ] could go on you know it was you were wild like you you'd only been making out with people for a couple of years yeah one time this guy uh I knew was having

sex with this girl and like the rest of us were just just kind of being lonely outside of his room and um we went on the balcony we went on the pictur how many guys are outside of the room being lonely three guys so one guy's in there getting his freak on everybody else is outside sound yeah and because of the sound you feel so much [ __ ] lonlier you know so and uh we went outside on the balcony to like one guy was out there smoking a cigarette and so then he starts listening

to the sex through the window then he comes back and he's like you guys got to come in here you know Chucky's doing some work in here you know what I'm saying like this is you know it's worth coming out you know it's almost like if you hear a good song like hey guys right so we went out and uh the guy leaned too close on the window and fell right through the [ __ ] pain glass dude cut himself up and then all of a sudden it's all exposed and they're in there yeah oh

my god oh it was freaking I felt bad for everybody how was he leaning like that where he broke the window it was cheap Windows it was a college apartment complex like probably single paying glass like everything in there was cheap cuz people just broke it all the time you imagine being a landlord for a bunch of college kids never oh imagine being a landlord today because so many people there was rent protection during the pandemic and people are still like nah not paying yeah like I know a guy who has not collected rent from

this one person for three [ __ ] years and he's like I can't get rid of them I don't know what to do I'm not making any money like I have to pay the mortgage and I'm not making any money off of rent and then I can't rent it out to anybody else and I can't get rid of them and the lady has a job the lady has a job goes to work every day and won't pay rent oh that's she shouldn't do that no but there's like in Los Angeles there's rent protection oh yeah

I don't know if that's still in place is that still in place do you know there's a TV show about bad people that do renting there's also um I saw a oh I had a tenant that stayed in a apartment that I had in New Orleans for two months and just didn't pay any rent thankfully it was only two months but it was just nothing you could do you know by the time you have to go like to this it's just like did you own an apartment building not a building one apartment oh really yeah

and you rented it out and they wouldn't pay rent yeah most people they have shame and like if you [ __ ] with them and keep they they they want to either get out of there or they just want to pay you and get it over with but some people are Shameless and this lady that this guy I know is running out to is totally Shameless was she um do you think she was doing like uh some type of like secret work and she doesn't she didn't want like do like what do you think the

reason was I think she would like to spend her money on other things yeah I think it's that simple I mean who knows what kind of financial situation she's in but she does have a job and she goes to his job apparently according to him and she just won't pay rent like when they put the rent protection thing on I don't know exact I mean I think the rent protection was supposed to be put in place for people that lost their job during the pandemic so you wouldn't have a bunch of people just kicked out

on the street yeah like a moratorium yeah yeah I mean a lot of people were calling for that and it made sense during the pandemic the problem with that stuff is like getting people to start back up again and pay yeah it's hard people don't want to do that yeah once you realize you can be somewhere with without it and you just have to like have a tough conversation at the door once a month or twice a month and I think some people are going to do that well that's the problem that a lot of

people have with a lot of like free money from the state that like once you get it you don't want to not get it anymore like this was the argument against like Universal basic income is that once you start getting that money then you're like why am I working [ __ ] working I'll just live off of that money that's it I'll make a little bit on the side here and there and never work again yay yeah I remember we talked about that one time we were talking about un basic income I wonder if I

would like it or not well it'd be nice to have money where you don't have to think about food right and don't have to think about rent that would be great if everybody just had their rent and their food taken care of the problem with that is man people need incentives it's like it's it's very difficult to just motivate yourself if you've got your food and your rent taken care of and you know you're you tend towards laziness you don't have a history of discipline especially now they got all those weighted blankets too do you

see that can you believe that [ __ ] I could sleep on a [ __ ] floor of a bus station I don't need a weighted blanket I'm always tired dude one time I was on this bus man I used to go work at this Farm in the summer and so I would take the bus up there to Greyhound and they had this dude on there he's sitting on there and uh next to me and he's like hey you want to see something and I thought it was going to be his dick you know cuz

you know it's a freaking gr says yeah you want see something it's either a human head or a dick he pulls a head out of a bag either way you're getting ah head bro but I said no the first couple times but the trip got longer and I was like all right [ __ ] it you know yeah I'll see it he opened up he had a bag of jewelry and a gun he had robbed a uh a jewelry store before he got on the bus Jes Christ and he wanted you to see it he

just wanted yeah I think he wanted to kind of take some of the pressure off of him by sharing it with somebody else you know so suddenly yeah I think he made he's like you know I got an or something and then he even said like oh we should get off at this next stop and I'm like I'm not in this [ __ ] he's going to throw the bag at you and call the cops I found him he might have had a good idea maybe so well that's a lot of people that commit crimes

like that they're kind of not that wired right you know they're kind of screw ball would you ever want to do a good crime I would want to do a good crime like crazy bank robbery like a Lee Murray type bank robbery where you wearing bulletproof armor and you come in storm blazing get the like a guy Richie movie yeah get on the ground everybody down don't don't don't don't don't shoot some rounds into the ceiling yeah shoot a chandelier off yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it comes crashing down everybody screams yeah if everybody listens

no one gets Hur yeah some L and then some guy some like 65y old guy his cell phone rings and it's that bad the bone ringtone you just [ __ ] shoot that phone B to the Bone you see some guy reaching under his waistband don't be a [ __ ] hero it's not your money I saw this video the other day where this guy is sitting getting his haircut and uh he's getting his haircut and this guy comes in and just shoots the dude cutting his hair boom and he he scrambles back and the

guy with the gun says get out everybody get out and the guy who was getting his haircut just reaches into his band pulls out his gun and do do just empties his clip into this dude it yeah there's so many videos now of I follow a lot of like um shootings it's like a lot of uh police posts like they get they get these um security cam footage like shootouts and stuff like that a lot of them are in Mexico too oh yeah oh yeah it's crazy over there oh it's crazy people shooting each other

point blank and can't even hit each other either that's the crazy ones is when people are like right here yeah you know go follow Ed Manifesto on Instagram he's a dude that's been on the podcast a couple of times name is Ed Calderon and he used to work for the Mexican Government he used to be in like the anti-cartel you know whatever that is over there yeah whatever the force and he's got yeah this is the video watch this so oh man yeah play this Jamie this dude what oh my goodness right [ __ ]

that's all real yeah that's all real that was an off duty cop that was getting his haircut is that what it is that's what the article I found it in say well he's got perfect technique crazy speaking of that that shooting that happened at the mall yes you hear about that yes the shooting that happened in the mall what's what's this is one of those crazy situations where an armed good guy stopped a bad guy from killing a bunch of people this guy shows up at the mall kills pulls out a gun kills two people

and within seconds this happens this guy reaches into his uh pushes his girlfriend aside reaches into his waist pulls out his gun and shoots at this guy from 40 yards away no 10 shots hits him eight times is that pretty far that's pretty far for a pistol that's far that's far that's like a that's like a good shot with a arrow like a bow and arrows 40 yards is a that's a [ __ ] poke and for you to do this under pressure and to take a life and he hit him eight times he could

shoot that's he's a 22y old man of course the NRA has jumped all over this and they've said uh you know hey this is one of those examples where a good guy with a gun kills a bad guy that right what you just saw is another one of those examples yeah it does happen and the problem is people don't want to admit that that happens because it doesn't fit with their narrative this is one of the things that always happens when there's a hot topic whether it's uh gun control or what whatever it is where

you have a very specific idea of what you think the problem is and what you think the solution is and a lot of people think the problem is guns the solution is take all the guns and you know some people say no the solution is you should be armed and be prepared to take care of things if something goes wrong you should be trained and you should be prepared to use your gun and in this case that is the correct answer in this case I think that's the right angle he has oh is that a

Jason's Deli the shooting was was right there the guy got shot yeah so now wow it depends entirely on whether or not this guy has a red dot um and how much he's trained if he has a red dot it's considerably easier to to hit what you're aiming at because a red dot when you pull out a pistol excuse me here I think that um smelling salts [ __ ] me up really I like that yeah m is it [ __ ] you up too Jamie I didn't I didn't go all the way I went

all in I went I took the biggest deepest Whip and it was immediately I was punished for it felt heavier than normal there it was way worse because it was just right when we pulled the seal off but anyway my whole throat is like confused um but a red dot like when you draw and you have a red dot the Red Dot will show you exactly where that bullet's going to go and when it turns green is that when you shoot no no no it's just red it stays red okay it's just it's just you

know in place of the iron sights like the iron sights you have like on aun yeah little thing and then in between it is like you put the The Little Dot that's on the end of the pistol and you line the two of them up and you shoot with a red dot you don't have to do that you just pull it out and it's a like a site and in that site there's a red dot wherever that red dot is that's where that bullet's going to go damn and how accurate is that how much times

it depends entirely on whether or not you've sighted in the gun properly but if you sighted in the gun properly it's very accurate especially if you have a really good gun like a staccato or a Sig or you know something top end clock high-end gun so if this guy knew what he was doing clearly he did if he hit that guy from 40 yards away eight times at with 10 shots that [ __ ] guy can shoot damn like Steph Curry really yeah it's like for the dude who's the shooter is the wrong like worst

case scenario you you happen to be close enough where a guy who has a gun can immediately shoot you so this guy starts shooting and I think it was within 2 minutes or something like that but how dangerous very quick where he starts shooting how dangerous to shoot across a food court though very dangerous very dangerous you know but not as dangerous as letting this guy go right you let this guy keep shooting people he's probably going to shoot you next I mean he's probably just going to shoot everybody he can get a hold of

so people always talk about like oh there shouldn't be any more guns right like what is but how would you ever achieve that based on kind of where we are you wouldn't you would have to go full total itarian where you'd have to like break into everyone's homes and have a full account of all their possessions and then even then you wouldn't know what they have buried in their garage yeah burried in their backyard buried you know like in a storage unit somewhere you'd have to literally comb the Earth there's more guns in this country

than there are people wow yeah like a lot more that's unbelievable man it's pretty crazy that means there's 320 million people in this country there's more than 320 million guns that's a lot of guns son and they're making new ones every day dang every day right now right making guns I have two guns that's all you have yeah how come you have more I would consider getting one more you would I could talk you into it you could what kind would you like a shotgun like a home defense gun oh yeah yeah yeah I want

shotgun is great cuz you just you get a lot of things go flying at them yeah and shotgun you might not kill them too huh um do they make a gun that you definitely can't kill someone but you can you know don't want that you want something that could stop a person because if a person's coming after you you don't want something that stuns them and then they shoot you yeah you know if you're in that position where you're forced to use what they would call lethal Force you want to to actually work you know

everybody was always used to say that they would rather get stabbed than get gunned oh they're crazy but yeah and then recently I heard yeah you should get you should get shot if somebody's like hey I'm going to shoot you or stab you say hey shoot me yeah well it depends on where they shoot you and where they stab you like they stab you in the top of the head you probably going to be okay unless you're on The Walking Dead those guns like those knives in The Walking Dead they go right in your head

yeah you ever notice that uh you know how hard it is to stab someone in the [ __ ] skull and go right through their skull into their brain it would be hard huh yeah unless you get them in the temple it's difficult but Walking Dead they just yeah it's like they're made out of goo yeah do you still watch it no no it's terrible and then also on The Walking Dead the arrows don't go through the head which is crazy cuz why is it so easy they just get stuck it's more probably it probably

just seems more exciting yeah I mean it's just special effects but also the arrows have field tips they're not even using broadheads they're using like Target tips oh I don't know that much about arrows yeah if you look at an arrow like in The Walking Dead the tips they don't have like a big broad head like a big Cutting Edge yeah they have a point just a little pointy point and that's enough to kill the zombie and then you got to pull the arrow out and that's [ __ ] stupid yeah I'm trying to think

if a zombie was coming at me and I didn't have a weapon what I would use I guess I would probably because they can't B I think if they bite you then you're done that's the whole problem you'd have to probably outrun them or try and get them dizzy you know what do you think would get a zombie dizzy I think a lot of cutbacks probably a lot of uh you know 180 720s my favorite person in The Walking Dead was the lady with the samurai sword she [ __ ] everybody up yeah she they

have a new spin-off actually was it just her and I think it's her and someone else yeah she had the dreadlocks yeah yeah yeah after a while they're like how many zombies can you watch get killed like enough yeah it's almost weird if people are still watching it yeah if you're like a big fan this new season is my favorite what it's I think it's better now than ever you know because it's like we've gotten over just killing zombies all day and you know and then then it started getting scary again dude and none of

the zombies I wish they could cut away every now and then to some of the zombies trying to [ __ ] on the side you know zombies [ __ ] make new Zombies bro come on if you're a zombie dude you know there's some cool ass zombies over on the side trying to get some of that [ __ ] zomb puss bro I feel like it would be real easy to kill all the zombies I don't think that it would be the kind of epidemic that they claim in those shows they move slow okay so

they move slow but they're undef they they just keep coming back man yeah but like if zombies are coming to Texas they're going to get gunned down okay it's not they're not going to make it but what about at night time when people who are out there shooting start to get tired and they got AR rest they go inside the zombies like clawing at the door they can't even figure out door knobs they're idiots yeah I need to take a break I'm GNA take a break I'm going shut this door take a nap on the

kitchen floor they're clawing at the doors ah ah you wake up Brew some coffee reload get out there boom boom boom clean your porch off dude you're right zombies are [ __ ] idiots they're idiots the scary zombies 28 Days Later those are the scariest you seen that movie I don't think I've seen that best zombie movie of all time unquestionably hands down it's number one um what about Bram Stoker's Dracula do you remember that movie oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah so [ __ ] good dude [ __

] yeah that was a good movie man that was the best movie God it was best best vampire movie rather that was that was really good remember how scared you used to get when you were a kid did you ever get [ __ ] really scared oh yeah man yeah little kids are vulnerable scar you think vampires might be real maybe people don't know especially when we were kids there was no [ __ ] internet yeah you just ask somebody if they were dumb then you were dumb people would tell you the ghosts were real

Bigfoot's real yeah everything yeah Gary Oldman was the best Dracula he was good that Bram stroker's Dracula he was good he played old Dracula remember he played Dracula with the white crazy hair and the wig let me think look can we see an image of it yeah he he was a bunch of different like ages in that movie cuz like depending on how much blood he got he if he got the good blood he would come back to life again he got more young yeah do you remember yeah [ __ ] like there was there

was a scene where he was like very very old and he met Keanu Reeves remember I don't remember that good at the moment like something happened I think he was shaving and he cut himself yeah he cut himself yeah and then he was yeah he helping him shave wasn't he shaving him and then Gary man licks the blade yeah that's see if you can find that that scene old old Dracula cuz he was old Dracula and then he was Young Dracula and Winona Rider fell in love with them she was beautiful oh she was so

hot isn't that amazing like though that like women in these shows and movies like Twilight they fall in love with vampires like what psychologically what's going on there it is see how old he was this is old Dracula let me hear his voice look at his hair too vampires baby Happ you Count Dracula I I'm and I B you welcome Mr har my blood gaze they call them a lot of people blood gaze vampires look how they had they used to have to oh he [ __ ] up he walked in oh you didn't see

a shadow though exactly but it's also he walked in you're not supposed to walk in when they when they invite you or if you invite them in your house you're [ __ ] you yes oh it is no laughing matter dude is this a Hampton in in Memphis this [ __ ] looks insane bro have a right to be proud what was what was he mad about back it up so we can hear what he's mad at him for enemies of Christ the relationship was not entirely successful oh yes it is no laughing mans have

a right to be proud what devil or Rich was ever so great as a deer whose blood flows in these [Music] veins okay interesting okay it didn't seem so good you know when I saw it in the movies it was pretty [ __ ] good but right there in that clip I feel like many times on this show yeah I've said man there's a scene you got to see the scene watch you're like that scene kind of sucks yeah how mean that happens more often than not right yeah it's at least it's more yeah it's

more than you would think it would be because it's at least 5050 probably like oh [ __ ] that's stupid well how old is that movie too 92 92 did you think it was going to be bad Jamie whenever he said let's watch the scene did you think it was going to be a bad one or do you have any pre thought I don't even remember that I don't think I've even seen that movie so I have no idea dude I think women like vampires because first of all they offer that live forever so women

want to live forever they want to be a fzed in like a young space and maybe the dude would do the Dirty Work and they'll just profit off of it beauty sleep yeah get that beauty sleep in a coffin you [ __ ] sleep sleep nice castles and then you you rise like this yeah yeah look at there's we not to ride her oh she's hot i' ride her dog no wonder why Johnny got that tattoo oh so this is like Young Dracula see he got the dark dark hair but she weighs only look she

must weigh 90 lbs this this the kind of stuff that's too much man what you don't like small people that's too you can't be that you can't be that light well I don't know how big actually I met Gary Olin once I met him at a store I didn't meet him I saw him I was standing in his presence at a store DAV he's not a big guy really no he's not big um so yeah she probably's really tiny was there ever a movie look at him look at that let me hear his voice see

me my God who are you I know you I have cross oceans of time to find he's crossed oceans of time to find her wow that's thinking of biting her but he doesn't want to bite her look he turns away I don't want to do this oh his eyes are red doesn't want to turn her he turns into a werewolf in this movie too oh the fangs are going to come out why does he want to turn her cuz he just doesn't want to do it but he's got to God damn it but he won't

not yet I won't I [Music] won't oh the wolf left him he's got willpower that wolf just bit some th outside you heard it the enr turns into their vampire you see that sure oh wait a minute back it up a little bit back it up a little bit so they come in so he's hugging her he loves her he's so [Music] sad oh he's biting her then they come in Mina she's been bit you got destroy me your damn Satan was the biggest enemy back then yeah the [ __ ] crucifix didn't even work

on him look at that I commanded Nations hundreds of years before you B your armies were defeated that's Anthony Hopkins so he must have thousand what has he got in that glass he's holding up is that holy water look what what your has me I forgot about this your war with God is over you must look at that guy is holding up a [ __ ] Jin and tonic towards him oh he threw the threw the water at him holy water can re already has white hair cuz he's been freaking out it's the same defense

for an exorcism it seems like right holy water I mean just get a couple priests and yell at it look at that she was mad that he's shooting I would have to get her just cut her out of my [Music] life oh oh we turned into a bunch of rats gang gang no one's even stomping the rats all right well she's got blood pouring out of her mouth I wonder if there was a lot of uh I wonder if back then there was if um if like people were more sexually active back then you think

um in the past well they probably [ __ ] a lot more because they didn't live very long mhm right they probably just [ __ ] whenever they could what a pickup line we're not going to make it let's just yeah let's just have a couple glasses of wine yeah like hey babe the median age around here is in 27 we got to hug and Hammer it down but a lot of that was because people died young like they died it was a lot of uh infant mortality that was a big big issue like when

you look at the actual age that people died back then some people lived to be a ripe old age but it was pretty rare and a lot of infants um I guess a lot of infants just weren't that powerful or what was the deal with it well they didn't have medicine so if they got sick they died you know or if you know a lot of women died during childbirth because if there was complications you know now they save so many more people do you think we're supposed to be living as long as we are

or do you think like Mother Nature is like oh [ __ ] these people are hanging out too long I don't think there's no supposed to I think if biologically we're supposed to live to be roughly a 100 years if everything goes great if everything goes perfectly you you live to be about 100 years but I think that with modern science and our understanding of genes and hormones and you know telr and all the the different anti-aging Technologies they're working on right now we're probably right now talking to people that going to live to be

150 years old damn yeah I think like you're you're seeing people today like if you meet a guy and he's 30 years old today that guy's probably going to live to be 150 that's crazy well people live to be 120 that's a rare thing but there's been some women that have made it to like 120 a lot of Chinese and Japanese people too as well I think cuz their body's smaller and it doesn't have to like the blood doesn't have to go as far that is true believe it or not like basketball players Die Young

for for the most part but like um some of them like Kareem Abdul Jabar is still up and kicking and uh he's he's up there Bill R Bill Russell is as well yeah but they die so yeah it's it's weird because I'll get like so jealous of like a basketball player but then I don't get that jealous when I remember that stat you know they live live fast Die Hard wow he's 88 that's amazing wow Louisiana too that's awesome and he's 6'1 so that throws that into the monkey wrench to those gears cuz that was

always the theory that the really tall guys they would have heart attacks yeah but if you think about um like the the idea is that your heart has to pump if you're a 6'8 person your your heart has to pump through all that Limbs and all the way down to your feet and all the way back up and it's just more complicated that's why they don't let really tall people like that be fighter pilots because what could happen if they have a heart like a the GeForce with the gForce you want to be more compact

to be able to fight off the gForce because as the blood like pushes out like the gForce is literally Force the blood out and make you black out so to stop the g-forces from making you black out you got to do a thing called hooking where like there the fighter pilots like I flew with the Blue Angels once and they hold on to this uh this you know the Yoke the steering thing and while they're holding on to it they're going like this and they're doing that when they hit High G's and what they're doing

is they're forcing blood into their head dang by going that that yeah they're making that sound yeah it's wild and I guess the taller you get and the longer your limbs are the more difficult that is to do damn it's interesting now yeah certain people are really built for certain things you know sure that's really really interesting some people are built to be jockeys yeah I met a nice jockey one time I think Mario is his name yeah yeah Gutierrez I think is his last name and he's uh and yeah when you see those guys

they don't even like to eat a lot of special meals or anything they like to keep it real they have to keep it real light cuz if you're like five pounds overweight that's five more pounds that horse has to ride yeah like you got to be light to be a jockey I met a dude who's a jockey he was he used to come to the Comm store he was real small and you know he would diyet and cut weight for races like they they' try to get as light as possible for a race which makes

sense do you uh miss it do you miss the store yeah sure yeah yeah I miss the camaraderie I miss the fun hangs like we used to hang out in the back bar and hang out in the green room that's the and hang out in the parking lot that's the fun I miss out of the ComEd store but we have that in Austin you know the Austin hang is amazing it's amazing here you know yeah I was talking to Adam EIG yesterday he said you guys were hanging out I got to show you the club

oh yeahuh yeah we can't talk too much about it but I'll show you some [ __ ] later yeah I'm excited that's cool man yeah it's going to be wild how many time how many days you in town for um I think till Thursday or Friday okay I can stay either one so I know I'm going to do yeah I'm G I think we're going to do a show Wednesday yeah we could do tomorrow too if you want um okay yeah I'm around okay well tomorrow during the day I'll take you to the club oh

yeah it's mid mid construction right now it's wild are you nervous about it no I'm excited that's cool I'm real excited yeah that's fun but just like the way it is right now if nothing changed if we didn't have another club if this what we had Now Is All We Have Forever it's great it's the Vulcan is amaz can I get that lighter the vulcan's amazing man we're having so much fun we did a show last night sold out show last night we do them all the time yeah I thought about coming through but uh

instead I decided to get some sleep and I went to a trainer this morning you got first dude I've been feeling a lot better since I started going to trainer is this uh this trainer with the purse is this a new one that you just tried this was just a uh one that I tried in this area yeah how did you get hooked up with just on the internet Craigslist no I got an assistant lady that helps me out she set it up okay you got an assistant huh just for some like just schedule and

stuff makes things easier I decided to take more pressure off myself yeah I'm going use this match though I don't like that uh you don't like the lighter it's too much too much just too hardcore yeah yeah I don't have like an assistant like I don't have like somebody who's like a waiting on you hand and foot yeah I don't have like a maid or anything I just have somebody that helps schedule stuff and put it into the calendar you know so some some stuff like that makes it easier on me sure so yeah I've

been just scaling back a little bit more yeah taking it easy I got a trainer and man I've been feeling so much better you look good thanks man yeah you look healthy I feel so much better even the last time I was here really oh man what's the difference for one it's the training yeah oh that's nice I mean it's like cuz for 20 years I was like a meat head you know I was like you know I used to do to steroids and everything dude you know we used to you know we used to

you know I used to be into it you know what I'm saying [ __ ] you know yeah let me hear a girl that's real I'll sweat on your [ __ ] children whoa you know what I'm saying like that's who I was bro you know what I'm saying dude I'll [ __ ] eat one of my own hands dude you know what I'm saying like that's who I was bro crazy oh yeah I was just you know I liked it and so I think it just kept me more in my body and more stuff

like that and So then whenever work got busy I didn't uh that was one of the first things to really kind of go I didn't realize it was going but it was just I was just too too it was things were too hectic too caught up with the career yeah yeah well that's that's a thing about you know career stuff and that's also a thing about Hollywood do you uh do you like living in Nashville yeah I like right now I'm training with a guy named Jeremy and Curtis don't you hold on to that ligh

just because it's going to burn your fingers I'm watching I'm like how long before he says yikes it's it's tough when you get like a little lighter and you got to do a cigar because right now you're right at the nail oh good lord you nailed it I burned my sister once when we're doing fireworks and it's nothing like that's ever going to happen to our family again yeah you're done huh done with getting burned done with people in my family getting burned but uh so that's been really helping man I go in there and

there's like pro athletes in there and stuff that train and so it's like and there's like kids in there in this place that train so there's like this it's just like a lot of good energy where you go um I go to this place called lipsum Academy in the morning okay and so there's just like a lot of fun energy in there and uh yeah man it just started to it started to change and then I even been doing a uh ice bath it's not as low as yours but I've just been doing like um

I've just taken more time to take care of myself that's great you know I got so busy I just got I got scared that my work was you know I don't know a lot of things happen I got kind of scared you know that happens to people when things start going well you start thinking oh my God what if it stops going well what if it all falls apart that's that's that can be a real mind [ __ ] it [ __ ] me it could be a real mind [ __ ] it was a

real I mean it was a raper what was it what caused it was it like um were you worried about ticket sales were you worried about coming up with new material were you worried about TV stuff what were you worried about let me think so I think I thought that whenever I achieve some success and we might have talked about this a little but that I was going to everything was going to feel all any any uncomfortable feelings I had I thought all that would be everything would be great I thought like once I achieve

some success then it would solve everything else and it didn't really solve anything I just was kind of successful and now I had a lot of responsibilities and you still had the same problems in your mind right yeah that's the thing is like people think that and that Shook Me success is going to make you happy it can actually make you less happy because you get stressed out about it that's what happened and there's a lot of pressure yeah especially our kind of success a Showbiz success cuz you do you're dealing with public criticism you're

dealing with like the performance anxiety you're dealing with the fact that you have to schedule all these shows and go to places and the logistics and the travel wears you out and you're jet lagged and you got to wake up for the show and you know there a lot going on yeah a lot of responsibility and it changes from when you were kind of doing comedy and everything was just kind of you go for a week to do some shows and then things get a lot busier you know yeah so that definitely happened for me

um and then I kept I got caught in this weird circle of like kind of self-pity in a way I didn't realize it yeah cuz I was not feeling good and I was like something's wrong so let me try to fix it right so I tried like all different things like uh you know I tried ketamine iasa different therapies different um you know seeing therapist twice week just things like but I was constantly like let me try to fix this right and it became almost like I was focusing on myself so much that I got

caught in this little circle of like it was just just me you know and my work is me too you're looking at Clips yourself there's things that you going out you have to go perform so it was just too much me kind of you know right you weren't being a normal person just living life you're just focusing on you all the time right and I didn't really mean to it just like I don't know it's just kind of what it became so once I started to kind of break that up a little bit um yeah

things have just got what made you decide to go to Tennessee like what what why did Nashville call you you know I I don't know I think I always wanted to live there you know um they had lower taxes you know and I started making money and so I got I never you know I remember when I was young the government we tried to get the government somebody kept throwing dead animals in our ditch right what and uh what yeah animal carcasses what kind which which type of animals oh I couldn't tell you man at

this point I think some of them probably nothing nothing You' shoot I don't think you know I mean unless it was and [ __ ] like what was I mean one of them could have been a [ __ ] Samo and raccoon is about the biggest sizes we're going to get you know it was like Hefty raccoon yeah Hefty raccoons dogs things like that I think it was somebody who had like on a you know a mild Veterinary type of thing going on and they would on the way home they would dump the animals and

they dumped them in our neighborhood a mild Veterinary thing that's you know serial killer like an in between type of deal you know some guy who's not sanctioned but he's [ __ ] you know not quite committed to like migrant workers killing migrant workers yet he's just working his way up to human beings yeah I mean however you want to look at it man but I think this uh but they kept throwing anyway so we call the government be like come get these [ __ ] bones out of here cuz you know there be kids

out there [ __ ] playing with them you know you got kids out there beating each other with damn tibias and [ __ ] humming cices at each other and stuff and you know cuz it's in the ditch right and so anyway I was never a big fan of Government after that right what the [ __ ] did the government have to do with that with the ditch would you ask me about I'm not even joking man what you ask me about we're talking about animal you're saying animals got left in the ditch and then

you said I wasn't a big fan of the government after that I'm like did the government cuz they didn't clean up the animals in the ditch is that what it is yeah okay and if we' have been and Liv in a fancy neighborhood they would have come and got us right they would have taken care of it yeah yeah but this ties back into what we we were just talking about which was do you remember what that was why you moved to Nashville yeah yeah so I never want you going to help us out there

like Taxes Nashville so anyway I've never had a strong affinity for big for you know a lot of government so anyway I think that was in me since I was a child you know so when I started making money I was like I don't want to give all my money to the government right but but the environment of California before the pandemic was very beneficial to us because we're all collected together right as comedians like that's very beneficial to have an environment where there's a bunch of other very good comedians around you it's like yeah

like that o like watching people go up and crush and the O like how good is that for your act oh it was the best that's one thing that I definitely miss um but Tennessee was been it's been good it's a great place for the pandemic has been good to tour out of there because you can kind of you can just take a bus right out and go you're in the middle of the country yeah it's nice so you're really so that's really been ideal um yeah and I don't know I've thought about maybe making

another move sometime but I just don't know yet where would you go I don't know I'd have to go to a place where there's a little more stage time that's the toughest part right here baby I know you're trying to get me over here you love to have you over here well I'm I'm gonna [ __ ] whine you and dine you this week I'm going to romance you yeah take you to the club once you see the club you're going to [ __ ] [ __ ] it's wild I bite it's wild it'll be

open probably somewhere well I don't want to say when but off air I'll tell you so that's the toughest part I think is stage time yeah but you going to zany a lot which is a great place right yeah but the most yeah you can go there on Monday it's just but it's still operating regular Club you know oh so do they have shows like Tuesday Wednesday night like regular shows they it's they kind of book uh certain like nights at night you you could do your own night every week but it's still not the

same as just those reps you know right like Comedy Store reps and I really learn on reps that's where I learn I learn on reps yeah the when when I was really enjoying LA is like when I would do a show at the Improv and then I would scoot over to the show the store and then I do maybe two shows at the store you know you do a spot in the O and then you do a spot in the main room like boy you do the three or four of those in a week you

get loose oh dude oh you get loose you get loose you know that feeling with the gears are greased yeah I used to feel like a [ __ ] killer dog you're a killer I was the Chris I used to feel like Chris Kyle up there do I I remember when you really started to crack I really remember that man cuz I made a point of pulling you aside and telling you like man you whatever you're doing keep doing it because I remember there was one time where were it was I think it was me

and fem were sitting in the back watching you just crying laughing just crying laughing you just like caught some stride it's like funny when some you know you see someone and they're funny it's good like hey man I was good set and then you see him one day and it just snaps they they just hit that next level and you're like oo and we were all talking about you too like damn you've been seeing Theo Theo's on his next level thanks the's on his next level you you had hit some some Groove where you just

like everything you said was funny you just had you just figured your style out and you you were doing so many reps you were doing so many headliner gigs on the road and you'd be in the store on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and getting those reps in and you were just loose son you were loose that was fun man and especially you and fahem that's two totally different types of guys back there you know but two you know comedians that I really respect that's a nice compliment F's great God he's so good he was just here

a couple weeks ago yeah he's [ __ ] great he did that he's done he's got a special out right now folks it's called hat trick and I think he put it on YouTube right he put it on it's very F he's very funny he did but he did a real unique thing that no one's ever done before he did uh three 20 minute sets at the com or three 15 minute sets at the comedy store so he did one set in the o one set in the belly room one set in the main room

and he put them all together on one special three totally different 15minute sets oh that's good it's a great idea right for a special yeah it's a great idea perfect idea for a special cuz no had ever done that before at the store and he was like I can't believe no one's ever done this oh he's so talented man I yeah there's this like he's yeah there's a there's a unique creativity that comes out of him um well he was an engineer you know so he's very smart guy and you know you know very well

educated and just decided he really loved comedy like that's what he really wanted to do and it was he his story the first time he was on the podcast he talked about a story about his parents did not want him to do comedy so he had to hide the fact that he was was a comedian until he was like a legit Pro and on TV oh damn his parents did not want him pursuing that that's I could see that I think a lot of a lot of people are real traditional you know they get scared

if their kids trying to do circus you know I remember when I was growing up we had a kid in our neighborhood this kid Brad who ended up actually killing his grandmother I think but um oh no why' he kill his grandmother I don't know man it [ __ ] broke my heart did she doubt his circus skills I don't know who did man but it just you know so what was his thing that he was trying to do he was trying to do uh like The Taming or whatever you know like Lion taming uh

yeah but but I only saw him ever do it with like a doberman or what's that black and red uh Rottweiler Rott Waller oh Rott Waller do I can't remember which one it was have you seen that new show the old man is it Jeff Bridges show uhuh it's a [ __ ] great show it's a great show it's really good it's about a guy who a CIA operative in Afghanistan and had to disappear and they come and find him again like 30 plus years later it's wild and what did he do they're finding him

why well he was a hitman oh they want him to help again he knows too much [ __ ] and they're probably trying to come get him he was why don't want to say he's a Hitman he was an operative and uh he's got two rottweilers he brings them everywhere like trained Rottweilers yeah and they they help him out yeah this dude would get out on like kind of like a little plank out there and be doing [ __ ] out out there you know and he was really had a lot of violence in him

and then um yeah I don't know what happened with his grandmother but she used to be our lunch lady also and he killed her I don't want to say he did but allegedly we know what happened but you don't know why he killed her no why would you kill your grandma I wouldn't I actually imagine the leap you have to take to kill your grandma like your grandma's like this sweet lady you come to visit every now and again and she bakes cookies and [ __ ] my grandmother used to make Italian food oh my

God it was off the charts off the charts cuz it was all homemade she'd make I I still to this day can taste her homemade pasta cuz they would she would do everything on the kitchen table with the flour and she would make the noodles and everything she would make the tomato sauce with the tomatoes that my grandfather grew in the garden come on man that's romantic that's romantic it was Insanity that food was so good that food ruined me as a child God cuz I'd go other places I'm like why is your Italian food

[ __ ] yeah you know cuz my grandmother made everything she made her own meatballs it was Sensational yeah there's something when somebody makes something there's like an energy that goes into it it's different even if it's shitty you're still like hey this is you know they took some time to do it and my grandmother was proud of it too she would when she would serve us she would come out with this big smile on her face she knew everybody was going to Feast she knew that Italian food was going to knock your [ __

] socks off it was so good and was she pretty hard what what kind of lady was she pretty nice lady she was a harsh lady really yeah she was harsh except for when she was cooking and when she was visiting and stuff like that you know she grew up in a depression yeah it was different than my grandmother used to put my her hands on my shoulders until I get done eating almost like it was like a uh I don't know why she did it was she comforting you or was she like restraining you

it was almost like I'm going to put set these on here until it was like just making sure you ate oh you know is that weird that like that people have to make sure you eat like why do you give a [ __ ] what give a [ __ ] if I eat I guess yeah like what if they had a dude that came to your door three times a day now made sure you ate sit down sit down I'm going put my hands on your shoulders he's behind you while you chewing your food all

over to the chick bro ain't having the dude come that dude shows up one time bro when it's hot dogs for dinner I'm not going to be able to [ __ ] finish so I'll have the lady come bro that's who I want well you know my grandmother's day there wasn't a lot of food when she was a kid cuz everybody was going through the depression yeah so like you know you had to finish your plate man it's like that was was sacred food was sacred and then leftovers were sacred too you know you think

you could have survived a Great Depression yeah I mean you'd hope so people survived but it's like it wouldn't have been fun hard to get a job you know lines for food people would wait in line at soup kitchens and [ __ ] and and people also breastfed their own kids they did or their own up until how old but even older adult children even like in Grapes of Wrath yeah remember that book they breastfed their kids in Grapes of Wrath they breastfed the adults at the end really people couldn't they didn't have nothing yeah

Joe what do you think they're not going to eat I read that book in high school I don't remember people got to [ __ ] eat dude yeah I wonder if you were to say somebody's deceased right right deceased woman recently deceased half hour ago okay and they were pregnant and you're starving okay do you think you'd get over there and see if there's any milk him no just have some milk dude damn if she's deceased I'd eat her I wouldn't eat her milk if I'm starving yeah you'd have to eat take chunks what if

you're just thirsty though there was some [ __ ] article in the New York Times about cannibalism coming back and everybody's like what the [ __ ] is this yeah see see find man well it's not that much poverty yet I mean United States everyone's fat like we don't have to resort to eating people just yet but but I read that I was like why are they writing this article in Orleans every couple years they catch somebody that grilled that boiled someone's head or something really oh definitely a taste for cannibalism SP of recent stomach

turning books TV shows and films suggest we've never looked so delicious to one another like what what is that well you know what it is it's something that gets you to click on it and that's what we're doing because we're idiots but do you think also that there would come a time where people started to dislike each other so much that people started to eat each other well there have been many times in history where people have resorted to eating each other specifically eating each other's enemies like the Nez Pur Native Americans they they did

a lot of cannibalizing other enemies all right yeah there's a lot of lot of stories about people who survived and realized that they and and even the commanches like they would find other tribes that had eaten commanches and they would torture and kill them because like they would find like a roast leg a human leg over a fire their tweets a little a little different than the headline yeah the tweets okay the Tweet is the uh original title of the story said cannibalism has a time and place some recent books films and shows suggest that

time is now can you stomach it yeah that was the original title that I read I think they changed it because so many people were like hey you [ __ ] yeah what if you see someone eating somebody else you know I wonder how weird it gets because I was on a train one time in China and this lady was eating a thing of bird Talons right out of a bag right Bird talons bird um claws chicken feet yeah chicken feet that's funny that you said that cuz my wife just went to an Asian market

in Austin and she came back with chicken feet like that had been like cooked and like and she's like we're going to we're going to try these I'm like all right I'll give it a shot damn your wife's Brave she's Brave when I was a kid uh my my father my biological father used to eat pigs feet pickled pigs feet was a thing you ever you ever eat pigs feet we had him on a field trip once when I was in Middle School we all went over there and got a pickled Pig's foot from the

IG they're not bad it's a weird taste it's like gelatinous and kind of chewy and like I remember as a kid pickled pigs feet was but that's also probably a sign of you know people making the most of everything yeah you know when you stop eating pigs feet and you only eat like pork loin you got it pretty good yeah you know you don't have to eat the feet anymore yeah I think well a lot of cultures I think they get starving and then they said they eat whatever you know it's like one time I

was in um I was in Shanghai I think or no I was in I think Shanghai right and I bought this they had like a place like a market where they had all the different um animals and they were for cooking right like a outdoor Market or something a wet Market wet market right so I bought a bird right and I was like I'mma free this bird right I'm just going to change the game up here a little bit cuz it was a living bird right right it was like a white bird not a pigeon

like a little fluffier than a pigeon like a b almost like a ban of like a pigeon okay so I buy it it's like a $1 a dollar I walk outside with like a $1 us right I walk outside with it it was this was in Vietnam I walk outside with it and I literally go like this and to free it some guy no joke was like sitting on this little like ledge nearby jumped up grabbed the [ __ ] bird broke its neck and walked off with it really right in front of me yeah

just like like what I was doing was in they must have thought what I was doing was insane well if you're starving that's free food yeah and birds birds are some of the meanest [ __ ] animals have you seen that video that's going around the bird that's eating an antelope alive you think they're mean oh they're vicious they're so hor they're so [ __ ] horrible why do you think cuz they can't be on the ground as much as other animals easily I just think they're reptiles they're flying reptiles are they more reptile yeah

I mean what a bird is is a dinosaur they're flying dinosaurs this yeah look at this this Eagle is riding this antelope's back and just it's got its claws dug into its back so you see all the blood pouring off the back and it's just digging into its body cuz those claws the talons that an eagle has are so powerful oh so it's just riding this thing and then eating out of its rib cage while it's just slowly dying and that that analou can't do a goddamn thing to get away it's like one of those

moving buffets that you're at you ever been at one of those one of those God where the food moves by you're eating it I got another video I'll send you this Jamie of this uh there's a a hawk that's eating a crow it holds the crow down and the the crazy thing is it's not much smaller than the crow which is or not much larger rather than the crow which is wild because it's just just chewing this [ __ ] thing apart oh I saw a bear climb into a tree yesterday I put it on

my Ig story and it was a Bayer you saw that no no that's not it I'm going to send it to you oh I saved it here hold on a second I actually have the whole video the a bear bear climbed up a tree and took a hawk out of its nest uh I think I did see that and ate it in front of people right people like were watching it happen some white guy was you can hear him yelling I sent it to you Jamie I sent you the video this video is rough and

this is an urban environment this Hawk just grabbed his Crow and pinned them down and just start [ __ ] them up in front of everybody oh but the thing is it's it's like a mall or something it's like you eating 140 PB man like there's not much difference in not enough difference in size where it makes sense it's so similar that's like Jesus Christ I didn't get it you didn't get it text it yeah texted was cannibalism ever popular was it ever like the way to do dinner or whatever like was it ever like

part of like Society or not Society cuz I guess it would be before Society but was it ever a popular thing yeah yeah it was popular Pap Pap New Guinea had one this is it look at this so look at the size of the crow it's basically similar size man right oh he's got him he's got him but look not much difference in size he's in Mount huh he's mounting them yeah he's [ __ ] but look at this poor Crow and if you hear it give me some volume turn it from the beginning cuz

in the beginning you you hear the what that's the crow saying [ __ ] it's holding his mouth shut no he's holding his neck animals should be able to say [ __ ] at least once huh he should right before they die yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he basically what he's saying but look see the blood coming out of his neck see it's leaking out onto the ground damn cuz of the talons that Haw the Hawk's eyes are what haunt me look at those eyes those eyes don't give a [

__ ] about anybody or anything those are some horrific eyeballs yeah that Crow's like [ __ ] this and so trying to eat his eyes yeah yeah yeah they'll eat his eyes first oh oh come on man yeah look he's going claws right into the eyes but see they're not the the thing that's crazy is that doesn't seem like a thing that he would eat cuz it's basically the size of him yeah and why do you think they're angry at each other it's just one's a predator and the other one's uh just a very clever

sort of opportunist yeah like crows will [ __ ] things up too but they just don't have the the Weaponry yeah they do it more in groups and they seem like kind of like yeah they they're very smart yeah and who else oh he's getting his eyes with the [ __ ] tal oh look at this huh they're bln something out uh it's probably a watermark for some website or something it's just so interesting how like people evolved and how some places they're still like it's it's part of the it's okay to eat somebody else

dude if you saw somebody eat someone that would have to change everything you know in your brain about what's okay yeah well if you're starving to death man I guarantee you people well well that was one of the things during Stalin's Russia when people were starving a lot of people ate their own children I mean it it got rough raccoons eat their own you know sometimes the man raccoon will come in eat the woman's children yeah so that she'll have to go in heat again so that they can have sex bears do that bears do

that lot of a lot of animals do that they they force the animal into into estris well I told you too about that time remember that I was at that Best Buy and I've been on that fast for five days and almost [ __ ] want to eat that Vietnamese guy and I'd never thought about that before why' you go on a fast for five days I was going to go longer but I couldn't do it wow so this like a cleansing type f yeah I've never done I've done 24 hours that's the most I've

ever done really yeah they say that it can help cure cancers and stuff like that it makes sense there's there's science to that that your body I forget what the type of cells that your body consumes but when you are fasting during that period your body will like consume bad cells that's like one of the first things it does oh it gets rid of them yeah it gets rid of things that are problems in your body that's why they say it's a benefit but it's not a benefit to do it a lot you know it's

just a benefit it to do it on a you know like a fairly you know stretched out basis like people do it like once or twice a year with they'll go like a three or four day fast but you went on five huh yeah I wish I could do longer cuz yeah your senses start to get real you know you start to think you have like kind of like ESP a little bit really you know Hunters think that that you should hunt hungry like a lot of guys like to hunt hungry I could see that

yeah they like to like when they go out and Hunt they like to like have no breakfast in them oh I could see that for sure yeah it's a different sort of mindset yeah there's something about that Primal side of stuff you you know getting real Primal and getting back to your roots I remember I'd wake up in the morning if I'm fast and i' wake up in the morning just ready to go yeah yeah you're just like how come you only did it once um I probably got busy doing other stuff maybe it was

that feeling of eating that guy that [ __ ] with you it could have been it could have [ __ ] with my sub subconscious but it's crazy to think that you never thought about something and it comes in your head it just shows you how quickly you could devolve you know and you take it very seriously I took it I took it seriously I didn't tell him you know it's not something you want to tell somebody if they're like on afternoon shift I mean I think it yeah I I yeah I didn't tell him

but damn maybe you should tell him after you eat you know go to Arby's real quick get some hey bud I was here earlier and uh maybe I looked at you weird I want to apologize for that just want to let you know I was on a 5day fast and you were looking like a snack I wonder what you would think he' be like [ __ ] this job I got to quit this whole neighborhood this town sucks I got to get out of here yeah I wonder if shit's going to start getting weird I

think some people want stuff to start getting weird I think we are designed to uh do you want another one of those yeah those coffees yeah yeah we get a couple of those uh do you want the chocolate kind or the vanilla kind is that vanilla what is that I've had the vanilla let me try let me try vanilla again cuz I didn't taste it that much get get them one vanilla and two chocolates yeah thanks ma'am cuz I like the chocolate ones those are those um uh Black Rifle coffee 300 milligram of caffeine jammies

woo yeah I cut mine in half with water do you yeah a little bit of this a little bit of that yeah that's how I did it lighting it up like a gin and tonic that kind of deal yeah yeah Scotch and Soda right um yeah I like to cut it down I'm real sensitive to stuff yeah yeah things get me you know that that smelling salt yeah you want to hit another [ __ ] yeah I'll hit that [ __ ] okay when Jamie comes back right before we have the shout out to Juju

mufu is that how you say his name yeah we did yeah Juju mufu Juju mufu Juju mufu stuff is ridiculous I'm have to call my sponsor after this the chocolate ones are good man I know you're you're committed to that vanilla but these chocolate ones all right I'll try it I'm trying new stuff these days chocolates of the bomb diggity this is my favorite it's um it's espresso okay there's the juju muu the ah oh this is good huh [ __ ] you dude good right dude um I went and did iasa man I don't

know if I if I told you about that when did you do it I did it a couple months ago yeah yeah had you ever done it fully no I've never done IA I've only done DMT but I got a guy out here now yeah yeah so if you want to do it it's one more reason to move here damn you're trying to get me in huh I'm trying to weasly in i' come look man I I definitely miss a lot of the camaraderie and stuff you know the camaraderie is nice cuz it's like we

had a thing at The Comedy Store that was very very unusual for comedy and it was good it was really good and it's the times had changed to the point where comedians were beneficial to each other because of podcasts and you know we were all like helping each other as opposed to like competing for like scraps which is like during the 90s and the 2000s everybody was trying to get a sitcom they were competing with each other and it was like a lot of animosity but then in the late 2000s like in the 2015s and

16s like everybody had already realized like no no no like we don't there's no struggle here like we all help each other like this is great and then you we'd go and laugh and have fun and it would just make you excited about what you did for a living and you wanted to go there all the time and just the Hang was some of the most fun part like hanging out with bur and smoking cigars and you know that back P porch area everybody be chilling and smoking weed laughing engaging Jeff was out there remember

him The Pianist I miss Jeff sorry what's his last name I shouldn't call him gay Jeff um probably bad idea since he's gone but he loved to be gay he did Jeff Scott yes and I'd say that yes I'm sorry he loved to be gay so well he loved to be himself yes you know and the fact that he was loved and accepted and no one gave a [ __ ] if he was gay yeah he had HIV I would split joints with them all the time we'd pass joints around like no we even remember

during I don't know if you remember but during the 90s when the I remember when I got my first AIDS test I was like [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] nervous I am nervous yeah you know because I was like at the time I think I was 23 and you think about all the days on the road where you know you know in a town and you meet a nice lady and you're in New Hampshire and no one has a condom you're like [ __ ] it they don't even have condoms up there they

do but they made out of sheep skin but the truck broke down and didn't get the condoms there that year it was different times bro couldn't make it up before the snow condom trucks sidetracked yeah oh yeah man dude I remember getting a test even just from just from even masturbating I remember I got tested I was so scared oh I was just worried that I'd gotten something in my hand or I'd done something you know I just got so so much fear you know but I remember getting tested I remember talking to Jerry oconnell

one time do you know who that is yeah the actor yeah from um um Stand By Me yeah yeah really awesome guy and he talked about living in New York city in in his building during the AIDS epidemic and he said like half the people in his building died like half of his neighbors died holy [ __ ] and he said it was just so wild when he was a kid like that these people he knew and they just started to disappear didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Jr yeah yeah he's his voice is getting better

I just texted with him oh that's great yeah but his story about Anthony fouchy that book which talks about why those people were dying cuz they were all on a and a was that cancer medication yeah yeah it was a chemotherapy medication they stopped giving to people because it was killing them quicker than cancer was and they started giving it to people who had AIDS and it was helping them no oh it wasn't uh-uh it was killing them and they were giving it to people that had no symptoms so they just tested HIV positive they'd

give him a and it was just killing them really cuz you used to hear a was what cured HIV no no no no no no no act they abandoned they abandoned because it was too harsh but they but fouchy pushed it during the early days of the AIDS pandemic the AIDS epidemic was rough man I mean obviously no one knew exactly what was going on you can't fault people for trying different things out and trying different strategies out to contain the virus but but according to Robert Kennedy Jr it's there's a lot more to it

than that yeah he's really uh interesting guy you know I know him just even as friends and um he's got some fascinating stories even from growing up they used to take these like homing pigeons and they would give them to the train conductor and have him take him like 100 miles or something him and his friend and the first whoever whoever's got back first one so just like this cool game they would play um isn't that wild that a pigeon can use the magnetic field the magnetic uh field rather of the earth and they can

they they track it like a GPS system straight back to you yeah and we have to pay a million dollars to build something like that and God did it in a [ __ ] nothing well they think that people had some kind of ability to to like know where they were and know where they were going we just lost it which makes sense to me because now that I have navigation like even in Austin I've been in Austin for two years I barely know how to get around I know how to get to work I

know how to get to the clubs I know how to get to the restaurants that I like other than that I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm going but when I lived in Massachusetts but back in the day when there was no navigation I knew how to get everywhere I knew the 40 whatever the roads were I forget the roads but I don't think it's good for us having navigation because here's what I notice so I use navigation right right so now I know the my computer's tell me where to go so now

my brain is free to just think about whatever and sometimes my brain will use that time to think about negative it gets in up getting negative stuff whereas it used to be if my brain had a task and it was having to pay attention to where I was going then it would I felt like it was better for my brain because it was busy that's interesting like your brain has to be busy with a task or it thinks negative I think well it's one of the things that I think these days it's like you know

like a long time ago I think I wasn't alive but like a long time ago I think that our senses have to be in the world like yeah we had to be aware if there were Lions what the weather was going to be like where our kids were at our hip like you're in the moment you're in the moment you had to survive like you know it was different and now since most of our Comforts are met in America yeah I feel sometimes like um those senses didn't disappear I feel like they just went inside

of us right so now they're hunting like any uncomfort that comes up inside of us right so I think it's like why we have so much more mental health struggles because we're still like as alert as ever but the only fearful things are inside of us now for some reason for some people that makes sense you know I I was listening to some guy talk about anxiety the other day one of the things that he was talking about with anxiety said it's basically people's desire and ability to problem solve for the future mhm so you

start thinking about what may or may not happen in the future and you get anxiety and in the past you had to dwell on exactly what was in front of you right there and then like I'm hungry my children are hungry I got to find an animal and kill it and figure out how to cook it right and that was what people occupied their day with and then when all that's gone you could just go to Donald's and feed yourself for three bucks and you're sitting there fat and full and then you're just thinking you

start thinking about weird [ __ ] yeah because your whatever your Natural Instincts they don't have any they're like what the [ __ ] do I do what is this like I need to still hunt something I need to still kill something so they start hunting you ooh they start hunting your fears start creating problems I'm sure yeah I think so well that's why I I'm a big advocate of working out really hard dude it's ch bro it is I can't even tell you I don't know how I forgot it mhm I mean I was

a [ __ ] dude we used to you know good dude we used to [ __ ] go you know I remember driving to the Taco Bell and [ __ ] doing steroids in the car bro we used to [ __ ] you know what I'm saying bro Taco Bell parking lot dog I do 50 MLS just to [ __ ] put down oh to put down a [ __ ] Mexican pizza son Let's Go wow you're ready to get jacked how big were you at one point in time um you any photos uh yeah

I think there's some old images out there Theo Jack maybe any posing photos um oh no nothing like that bro like them brown sugar babies I didn't do all of that bro out there just black bodying a buddy of mine sent me a buddy of mine that I used to compete with back in the day sent me some photos of me and him at the Bay State games from 1986 oo the Bay State games that sounds yeah I'll send it to you Jamie um I was probably 202 yeah jacked oh dude I was [ __

] jacked I could [ __ ] chew on my traps really just reach over and take a bite damn oh [ __ ] goodness you miss those days um well I don't in some ways cuz I was doing you know I was doing some type of uh testosterone or something so you get a little bit jacked but then when you come off it it was a little tougher you know right you be depressed right so but I I I I missed some of those days the the thing I realized I missed also was the camaraderie

of just being in the gym and get but getting those Devils out yeah and hanging out with other people that are doing the same thing you're doing yeah and joking around you realize oh I'm okay see that is from that's me with the blue jacket on on the right yeah the far right damn dog thank you very much that was Cutie that's my friend uh well go back to other P picture please that's my friend Larry Jones to the right I've talked about him many times look how tall his legs are look at that guy

Larry on the left to the to my right yeah he's to the left of me in the photograph we're looking at it this way okay yeah but to my physical right oh we got them long he got look at his legs his legs go all the way up to my tits and he's only like six inches taller than me but his legs were way taller he had like extra foot long legs and then the dude next to him I forget his name the guy with the green belt but the guy with the red belt that's

my friend Tom he's the one who sent me the photo Tom Roga and he's guy with the mustache and next to him that's uh sidley and sidley and me and then junck I've talked about him many times it's the guy that I've got got my left arm on he's the guy that was in med school while he was competing so this guy was a national champion while he was going through med school gang baby crazy most disciplined person I ever met in my life really couldn't believe I I to this day I think about him

if I ever think that I work hard that [ __ ] was always tired and won the National Championship wow always tired going to med school always tired didn't give a [ __ ] cuz worked he would be practicing you know like U going doing his studies and then he would put all of his books in a backpack and run up and down the stairs and you show that other photo and so this was like when I was I think this is 86 so I was 19 and what would y'all do what kind of lunch

would y'all eat so that is uh me waiting to compete I think probably this one Subway was big too I bet huh would youall have a lot of Subway subs I don't know if Subway was big back then I don't think it exist Ed damn did Jared didn't really sink Subway you would think that that Scandal would have sunk Subway wonder if it took a it took a hit off their business your spokes models out their [ __ ] kids yeah that's a that's a I don't know I don't know if that I get I

don't know if that will sync a business I guess it depends on what it is yeah it depends on the business we just went to Jimmy John's Summer Camp the other day oh yeah yeah he does a summer camp for his friends and family I met Jimmy John yeah he's friends with Kid Rock yeah he's friends with Bob have you met him with Bob yeah you call him Kid Rock Bob yeah do we yeah he he has a dinner table at his house now it like spin he has his new house got built or whatever

and it's like um the White House it's insane bro it's a replica is a White House yeah I talked about it he took me for a tour it's the wildest [ __ ] ever bro yeah they have how about that gold elevator in the middle of the house there's a gold bathroom all gold yes all gold the gold shower it's a golden shower he goes get it and I was like I get it like nobody but nobody [ __ ] has that kind of money and has that kind of sensibility to do that only Kid

Rock would make that house it's a 27,000 foot house with two bedrooms yeah yeah it's crazy man it's it's lit does he have any photos of it online it's the craziest [ __ ] house I've ever seen in my life I have a good he he has his dining table upstairs and it's it is it's beautiful and it's like it spins on a big circle so you can pass by The View like when you go in circles so you keep passing about a view you know it's really um it's nice it's cool oh so the

the actual floor spins so it's like one of those restaurants at the top of a building remember they used to have those those things that never panned out they never panned out nobody wanted to just spin around while they're eating dinner you get sick yeah you go to the bathroom you come back you don't know who the [ __ ] you are anymore where's my [ __ ] table I can't find my family every kid's just missing up there yeah that was like one of those Novelties that didn't really work work out that people were

really into that for a while though yeah people were man they had won in New Orleans for a while but yeah Bob's got a nice it's really set up over there but yeah we went to Jimmy John summer camp that was fun got some fishing yeah and um caught some different types of fish um got to go fishing with Emerald you know the chef Emerald oh really he's from Boston yeah that guy Emerald what is his last name he used to have a TV show for a while legasi yeah yeah he had a TV show

for a while remember oh yeah say bam all the time that was his thing bam yeah d a catchphrase we caught a fish with him I put it up on my Ig uh well we caught i c we went out there CAU some fish but that was really fun who was the first celebrity chef was it Julia Child probably somebody in the Bible huh right but like uh F in terms of like uh television like she was like probably the first was a lovely lovely s Flame remember you remember Julia Child nuh-uh man she L

cooking on television she comes up when I type in who first celebrity chef I remember um Tracy Ol Man remember her she was a comedian yeah it wasn't a chef but it was like the first woman that I heard on TV what about uh I Love Lucy oh no I didn't know her I mean I seen Clips she was hot I thought huh you like Tracy Alman or I Love Lucy I Love Lucy yeah back in the day she was hot and funny yeah so was Mary Mary Tyler Moore remember her I remember I heard

about her yeah when I was a kid we used to watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show she worked in a newsroom it was weird because there was a show like she had a boss uhhuh that was Ed Asner was her boss I forget what his name was on the show Ed but then they did another show with him where it was a serious show okay so went from him being her boss on a sitcom to him playing the same guy gu without Mary Tyler Moore and it wasn't funny at all it was two different shows

it was a drama oh that's crazy it was like Lou something or another what was his [ __ ] Grant Lou Grant but he played the same character yeah oh that's weird well NZ nuz just wasn't just weird it was like they completely flipped it on its head because it wasn't funny right so on Mary Tyler Moore it was a comedy yeah Mary worked in The Newsroom and Lou Grant was the boss and there was all these dilemas like what do I do you know and then Lou Grant does a show but it's serious yeah

it's like what are you doing and they didn't know yeah it's like as if Archie Bunker left the family All in the Family and and all of a sudden he's a serious guy right like without the family to joke around with with without his [ __ ] racist jokes but he's still the same guy he's still the same guy same character yeah not funny anymore right like if Archie Bunker were on In the Heat of the Night right and you were like he's just like what instead of what his name name oh Carol Conor Carol

Conor yeah well that was the same guy though right same guy yeah yeah but a different like people didn't want that show though I loved Carol Conor yeah but nobody wanted that Heat of the Night Show get out of here where's the [ __ ] Archie Bunker but by the time the 80s rolled around you couldn't do that character anymore oh the Archie Bunker character yeah like that was 1970 show that was back in the day when red fox had sordan son like you could have wild [ __ ] you could say wild [ __

] on TV still do you think that kind of stuff will come back though it'll come back on YouTube like that's kind of what Gilli and kees are doing you know like Shane Gillis he's those sketches are wild them amazing them guys amazing he's so funny man and his standup is so [ __ ] funny yeah like when I see guys like him coming up it gives me a lot of Hope a lot of Hope because people still want to see that kind of Comedy they still want to see Wild comedy and he's a great

guy too great great [ __ ] guy yeah Shane's great to vrm man I like being around him he really just he's fun people like him he's kind of like uh tall and kind of chubby you know so it's just a cool you don't see that very often getting jacked he's been working out a lot is he really yeah yeah he's working out like crazy wow for what just for to get healthy again oh dang he still drinks so much though yeah he's good at it i' never seen anybody better he yeah he's such a

uh I don't know he reminds me of like I guess a character that I knew growing up or something doesn't seem like a real person if you see the numbers that he puts down we do podcast together we have this thing protect our Parks we do it it's Ari shafir Shane and Mark Norman and we get Blitz greed we just get super high and talk crazy [ __ ] and uh Ari tried to compete beer for beer with Shane and and Shane put him on the map oh Shane was still talking and coherent 16 17

beers in and Ari was throwing up in a in a a Shane will start a [ __ ] family on a case of beer dude he just got that I don't understand how he does it but we had a cooler and AR's throwing up in the cooler he's lying down he fell asleep on the floor of the the podcast Studio we left him here and I told Jeff I'm like you got to check in on him every couple minutes just to make sure he's not dead yeah he swallows his own tongue or something oh that'

be the worst huh yeah I wouldn't want him to die no not like that no I wouldn't want him to die either man and I think that uh Shane is like yeah Shane my ke could start a family oh there you go look at him blacked out angry look at his face I can't believe he's upset I can't believe and look at his pills next to him in that thing um is that pills what is that I mean I'm and I shouldn't have said that we don't know it's pills but it's what is that thing

it's like a hangover medication type thing you put in effervescent oh came prepared huh yeah yeah they're already drinking it he's cheating dude he usada checking bro that [ __ ] cheating look at this look at this stack of empties next to Shane wow I mean how does he do that and not piss I mean he's a big big guy on top of that do you what if you don't piss what happens to you you die wow yeah um one of to die man one of D my rarest buddies held his piss too much and

wound up having to get a catheter he like ruptured his bladder he did something really [ __ ] up do you ever wake up in the middle of the night you got to pee right you're a regular guy you got to pee right yeah um and you just say you know what I'm going to this isn't enough pee inside of me I'm going to go back to sleep I'm going ride the bag a little I just get up every time every time oh man that's I don't think you should do that all the time why

sometime you got to [ __ ] ride that bag homie no then you won't sleep good I need sleep takes me 30 seconds to piss I get up I'll piss go right back to sleep can you go right back to sleep like a brick do you sleep on your back no my wife elbows me oh yeah CU I snore oh yeah if I sleep on my back I'm making some noise I got to sleep on my side yeah wh was more ways to sleep you know well how would you like to do it I don't

know just different I just wish you could do it in different forms like you could do it sitting up you could do it just leaning against something you could do it upside down I think because then you would be able to like kind of do more things with your body to get the blood in different parts you know you imagine if you didn't have to sleep if there was a pill that they could give you that would eliminate your need for sleep you would have eight whole more hours to do whatever you want during the

day like imagine if you didn't get tired like that that I don't want that you don't want that no because what I'm going to end up doing is I'm going to end up doing there's no way if I had eight more hours I wouldn't cheat on my wife I don't have a wife but if you gave me eight more hours in a day dude that would be it it would be [ __ ] it's so hard for a guy to get through 16 without [ __ ] like doing an eightball or [ __ ] running

around on his leg shoting cops you give him eight more hours eight more hours you going to get in the shootout bro half the dudes are going to check out we can't handle it it's already too hard man yeah armed robbery you got to do something dude isn't it weird how guys like if you look at some of these guys like Elon Musk Facebook uh what's his name Mark Zuckerberg yeah and then the other guy um they look like aliens bro their body's white they're really cuz they work all day right if you look at

Elon when he was out on that yacht those photos they that [ __ ] looks like he hasn't seen the sunlight in years years like his body has not been exposed to Sun like you can't fake that that whiteness that's a wild whiteness well that's what I'm saying it's a it's a it's an it's almost an extraterrestrial whiteness it's the whiteness you see when you see an alien it's paper that's what I'm telling you is that these guys are you know I believe that autism is like kind of the next there's there's kind of a

space where there there is like man and machine and that's a lot of autism a lot of autism you see these guys who they do the calculations and they'll be able to you know figure things out they're almost a little bit more of a computer than a person or they're somewhere in the middle kind of like they're more advanced than us yeah they're eliminating the emotions that hold people back that's what they're doing yeah and so when you get that uh and you get some of these guys that are like that I think that's kind

of the next Evolution and that's closer really to aliens man yeah when you see aliens they're not like oh [ __ ] man been a long day scratching their balls yeah that's a that's an interesting thing that I thought is that maybe that's like the next level of evolution is that like there's more of a separation between emotional anxiety and all the thing and instead concentrating on calculations numbers and accomplishments I mean just think about all the different things that Elon does simultaneous that's what's Wild like that doesn't seem like a normal human being would

have the capacity to develop Rockets while he's developing electric cars while he's developing neuralink which is like a a human computer brain interface while he's developing the boring company where he's trying to solve traffic problems Wally's in the Mediterranean yeah with a shirt off looking like a sheet risking it all going crazy out there for one minute in the Sun at that level you see there there's a story that came out that said that like he didn't he's not friends with the guy from Google anymore cuz he had an affair with his wife oh that's

crazy and then he just tweeted he goes this [ __ ] totally [ __ ] he goes I am friends with the guy I was just hanging out with him last night and he's like uh I've only seen his wife with other people around like two or three times ever oh it's all fiction yeah he goes I haven't seen her in years oh that's fiction like he he tweeted about it he's like this is just a lie like they just make up lies like people just make up [ __ ] about him imagine if you

just made [ __ ] up about you and then printed it in the [ __ ] what was it in was it in the wash was in was the Wall Street Journal Wall Street Journal but isn't I mean now it's like there's Bots making stories so soon I feel like there's going to be a story for everything that's going to be out there and people are just going to be C it's like there's no is there even any real you know what recourse do you even have these days well he could sue he could definitely

sue a story like that is defamatory but all they have to do is say that they have a source but I mean you got to check with him I think before you print something like that but the thing is like the concern is that what th those stories do like I think he made some sort of reference to short sellers okay so like someone who's like shorting the stock yeah so you could you could say you could make an argument that uh if the stock crashes that uh you could make a lot of money on

that and if you made a story that made Elon look like he's out of control control he's losing his mind people go oh boy I'm going to get rid of my stock cuz this CEO was out of his [ __ ] mind and then you're shorting the stock and so then the stock crashes and then the people that shorted the stock wind up making a shitload of money like you could make an argument that someone would write I'm not saying they did but someone would write a defamatory story just so that they could profit right

you could do that today oh if I'm a smart B if I'm running a business and I having access to somebody who has like a PR arm I would do that kind of stuff I feel like a lot of stuff is all kind of sneakily tied in you know you don't really realize it oh yeah for sure that was one of the things that came out about Bill Gates that Bill Gates had heavily invested in some fund and this fund had been attacking Elon because he has a short position on Tesla stock because like Elon

had a conversation with Bill Gates it was a public thing because uh Bill Gates asked him to invest in one of his um one of his philanthropy the word came out wrong philanthropic um adventures and uh Elon mus asked him do you still have a short position on Tesla okay and it's like Tesla St he shorted like a billion dollars like oh damn yeah it's like a big position he said yeah I do what does that have to do with anything he's like [ __ ] off yeah not interested bro you're betting on me to

lose get out of here pal did you want him to buy Twitter I wish he would buy it and shut it down he might still buy it this whole thing thing that's going on right now this is like in my opinion this is a way for us to find out exactly how many Bots are on Twitter and this is the best way because if he just bought it then he would have to find out right he'd have to do some sort of internal examination but they claim that Twitter only has 5% Bots he thinks it's

far more than 5% and he thinks that the way they determined 5% is not adequate they I I forget exactly what they did it was something like they took a random 100 accounts out of that 100 accounts five of them were [ __ ] so they figured well that's probably 5% and he's like that's not how you do it like you need like a really comprehensive way of examining all of the different people that may or may not be Bots but the thing is like are they Bots or are they on a troll Farm like

if it's in a troll Farm how do you even know if they're Bots like how do you how do you know if they're being paid to say what they're saying a lot of them are trying to [ __ ] usually a lot of the chick ones you know are it's like sex look at this or something you now when it's sex right but they're not really trying to [ __ ] they're trying to [ __ ] you out of your money they're trying to get your dumb ass to give them a credit card yeah like

I'm having a hard time my transmission broke and you're like oh baby I could take care of that that's crazy huh that ain't nothing transmission I only about 900 bucks I got you mail him a wrench yeah exactly uh what about um but do you think um I wish he what if he bought it and then shut it down why would he do that because then it's dead yeah but then he loses $44 billion you're a terrible businessman but we don't have to [ __ ] deal with Twitter anymore what about him he's out 44

billion you know how hard it is to make 44 billion you would just give it away to kill Twitter and then they would they would just make twatter and then everybody would hop on board with twatter because Twitter's not around anymore yeah the same people would run it listen if they kill Twitter those same social justice Warrior Executives they'll get some [ __ ] venture capitalist to fund some new thing and they'll have some you know comprehensive inclusive you know new kind of social media platform where everybody's special yeah I guess I wanted it to

be shut down but I guess yes somebody would just make a new one did you see that Reddit banned the use of the word gromor I looked into that a little bit that's that is what they were saying but that's not quite what happened from what I was reading okay what did what did what did you read uh that the the screenshot that that I've read on a few pages was from a subreddit and the subreddit claimed that admins told them they couldn't do that stuff anymore and they had to police their subreddit harder using

those terms groomer is there a lot of people grooming out there do you is that kind of stuff growing you think well the problem is people are using it as an anti- LBGTQ term they're they're talking about groomers as is someone trying to groom young kids and either make them gay or trans the problem with eliminating the term groomer is what about some grown man who's grooming young girls and trying to [ __ ] them cuz that's real like that's a real thing I mean there there have been many young girls that have fallen victim

to older men who come along and find some 14-year-old girl and get close to her and then wind up grooming her they got to stop it it's but it's a thing like grooming is a thing and I understand that like it makes people uncomfortable that people connect it to LBGTQ people and you know a lot of it is like Tik Tok cuz people are seeing these people on Tik Tok with blue hair screaming all your children are going to be trans and they freak out and they're like we got to stop these groomers they're grooming

our kids it's like but how many [ __ ] of them are there like and how much of this is just magnified by social media right and how much of it is magnified by groups like Tik Tok which you know are oh my God I read Tik tok's terms of service I went down to Tik tock Rabbit Hole yesterday yeah it's good I stayed home smoked a little weed and I started reading up on Tik Tok yeah oh my God I'm going to read you this cuz this is so crazy is it good or bad

bad it's so what are you saying it's a bad place to be listen to this this is uh from Tik tok's privacy policy all right it said uh we collect certain information about the device you use to access the platform such as your IP address um user region this is this is really crazy uh user agent mobile carrier time zone settings I identifiers for advertising purpose model of your device the device system network type device IDs your screen resolution and operating system app and file names and types so all your apps and all your file

names all the things you have filed away on your phone they have access to that file names and types keystroke patterns or rhythms so they're monitoring your keystrokes which means they know every [ __ ] thing you type battery state uh audio settings and connected audio devices where you log in from multiple devices you will be able to use your profile information to identify your activity across devices we may also associate you with information collected from devices other than those you need you use to log into the platform meaning they can use other computers that

you're not even using to log into Tik Tok they can suck the data off that that's what you're agreeing to when you download and start using Tik Tok do that's wild it's insane my question would be do you think they did that they created Tik Tok just on purpose to have all that 100% wow I think they saw that people are addicted to social media and they came up with the most addictive version of social media which is Tik Tok it's the most addictive by far it's the best for sucking people in my my kids

are [ __ ] hookline Sinker on that [ __ ] and I know a lot of other people are Hook Line Sinker to grown people it's good it's good and it starts playing things immediately the moment you turn it on it's like playing you a new thing playing you you're like you just sucked into it and all the while it's monitoring your keystrokes your audio settings but by audio settings that means it has access to your microphone that means it's listening to you right just tell me how it ends it ends with China having all

of your data and if they develop then what well you're [ __ ] because if they look what's going on in China I don't know if You' seen this but they they pulled tanks in front of banks to stop people from [ __ ] rioting because they just took all their money did you see all that yeah did you see that [ __ ] no oh my God they have uh shut down people's accounts and they're doing a a social credit score system in China and they have digital currency video video of Tanks shows Chinese

military exercise not Bank barricade yeah according to China and the AP but if you see what what's going on over there with the digital currency what they have is the ability to tell you you can't buy gas like hey Theo we don't like the way you're living your life so you're not going to be able to buy a plane ticket China's a dump man I mean there's cool people and I like some of the food but I think that I think it just I don't know I don't like the way they're doing it all what

any military exercise they're doing they're putting tanks in front of a bank is intimidation at the very least do you think the people there even know what freedom is anymore you think they're just so brainwashed they've never had freedom like we have so no I mean they weren't even capitalists for a long time right it was a communist country and then they realized you know what in order to compete we got to loosen this up a little bit and let some people get greedy and make a shitload of money and that's what they did they

they kind of have a hybrid of capitalism and communism you know because in the old days it was like the government would tell you what you do would tell you what you get paid you just did what you had to do you did what you were told but what they do now is they allow people to get extraordinarily wealthy so some people they develop Industries they develop businesses and they work in conjunction with the government like every business that exists in China say it's a tech business you are an arm of the government you you

don't you're not independent from the government like that was the the concern with Huawei like when they were trying to when banned Huawei phones from being distributed in America do you know about all that I don't think so it's not the gas station they it's no that's that's a Wawa right what is that you're talking about flip phones it's it's it's a h no they have super complex um smartphones like Huawei it starts with an H Huawei had some amazing phones oh Huawei Hui with an H okay um and they had amazing phones that they

were using like they they had like 100 megapixel digital cameras before anybody did really like high-end phones but they also had network devices that were stealing data fancy yeah well they they were stealing they they were using them as spy devices okay you know like all this [ __ ] that I was reading about Tik Tok well that's they have a similar situation with like their routers so that's spying so they're spying basically 100% but what do they do once they have all this information like what's the end go having it all oh FBI found

Huawei equipment in Midwest could disrupt nuclear Communications CNN and that is uh from yesterday I'm gonna send you this Jamie I'm GNA send you some new thing hold on a second dang because this is really crazy um this is some [ __ ] that they found out where the FBI director uh starts talking about I'll send you this Jamie hold on a second the FBI director was talking about how bad their the Chinese uh spying is on Americans and he said it's bigger than every other country combined why do they want to spy on us

though because what because we are what stealing intellectual property stealing all your data stealing credit card numbers stealing the where you're going tracking you if you're uh criticizing the Chinese government like whatever the [ __ ] they control so say one day they could like one one day would it be possible then if they take all this information that they could just like Commander like say like a business's website right sure like Nike for sure listen listen this guy talk listen this guy talk Go Go full screen Go full screen and then give me some

volume biggest threat we face as a country from a Counter Intelligence perspective is from the People's Republic of China and especially the Chinese Communist party no country presents a broader more severe thread to our ideas is our Innovation our Economic Security than China uh and they are targeting our Innovation our Trade Secrets our intellectual property uh on a scale that's unprecedented in history they are have a bigger hacking program than that of every other major Nation combined they have stolen more of Americans personal and corporate data than every nation combined what is the FBI doing

about that so the FBI is keenly focused on the China C intelligence threat uh we are now moving at a pace where we're opening a new China Counter Intelligence investigation about every 12 hours Jesus Christ every 12 hours so like say one day you could go to a website right to buy something okay yeah and China has the information of the website it has your information MH and they could wonder if they could like put their own website over it so you actually just buy it and they send it to you from China and they

make the money and that company never even gets there I'm sure they could do that be even worse how about this maybe you develop something you develop some new Innovative technology all right but you develop it using an internet that's connected with Huawei devices or some other device that Chinese government has infiltrated and put third party access to so they they infiltrate all of your secrets and when you go to market they've already created it so they already have put people to work building the thing that you have worked so hard to develop they they

put Engineers on it and they do it so all of our intellectual property all of our creative Pursuits in terms of like Innovation they they they steal all that wow and they just do they build it over there do you know they have Apple stores in China that have nothing to do with apple everything's counterfeit oh dude one time I went to this Starbucks one time in Jamaica right somebody had we went in there and uh they somebody had just stolen a Starbucks sign and put it up outside of this place so we go in

and the guy's like welcome to the starbucka lounge he's like can I get you a smoothie it was in Jamaica yeah dude so it was just he just had a Starbucks sign yeah it was like a smoothie shop dude it was so ridiculous bro well other countries have like totally different rules in terms of what you can get away with and what you can't and China's rules are wild you know they have versions of uh world cities that they've built replicas of in China like they have a version of Paris mm have you seen that

find Google Chinese version of Paris because they have the kind of money they have in China and because they have like free reign to do whatever the [ __ ] they want they've literally built cities that they don't even use oh I wonder if uh what are you wondering I'm trying to think what I'm wondering look at this the eel Tower left is one of perk's most iconic landmarks the second largest replica in the world can be found in boy say that word Chang Tang tangu Chang T Chang CH Chang after the Paris Las Vegas

hotel in Nevada like look at that one on the right that is a fake eiel Tower it looks exactly like it it's in China but that's just like us just but look they build the buildings yeah do you have to sign in for this shiter your email but look they they made all the different buildings there that's what's Wild like they've recreated everything they've recreated look at that I mean that is [ __ ] wild they recreated the building on the corner they they created all this [ __ ] look at that it's in China

oh yeah that's the replica of it's a huge replica of Paris like they've literally reproduced Paris well dud the one thing it's wild about ch you ride on the trains and sometimes they have these buildings and they're just they built them but there's no windows they're just like completely abandoned but they're huge highrises just everywhere there's nothing in them like yeah exactly it's the same thing that's what we're talking about like they they they have the ability to do stuff like that that we just don't have what do they do if somebody dies over day

they bury them or they don't care I don't know I mean they can definitely make you disappear over there do you know that Bodies exhibit that was another thing that I went down rap ho yesterday with oh the one that went around America didn't go around America they're simultaneously going around the whole world all over the place body world or whatever cut the body they dissect the body and there's a a process where they Infuse the body with plastic yeah do you know where they get those bodies from Chinese unclaimed bodies no way which include

political prisoners I went three times dude I went a couple times too it was unbelievable you see the one with the baby in it m yeah there's there's baby ones there's a bunch of them but there's me there's they they're in all sorts of different countries simultaneously they're going on right now all over the world there's one that's permanently at the Luxor in Vegas they have that one there they have them all over the world and the their bodies of prisoners yeah damn I mean it could be like there's a there's one where the guy's

playing tennis like that could be some guy who's like a [ __ ] tennis player bang some dude's wife and they decide he's like oh you think you're going to [ __ ] my wife and they just turn this dude into like a plastic statue holding a tennis racket with his dick hanging out yeah and they even cut their dick down the middle they do things where if you found that in a warehouse you would say that guy's a serial killer but you know it's at the Lux or you're like oh I guess everything's cool

it's pretty normal you have to pay you have to pay to get in here so it must be normal we're getting acclimated to weird stuff being more normal huh that's the weirdest that was one of the weirdest things if you find out that these people most likely were executed yeah and some of them they found bullet holes in oh damn dude which makes sense right I mean if you're G to get a body from a a Chinese unclaimed bodies which include prisoners like a ra prisoners but his [ __ ] bodies roll in there yeah

yeah and they've also like uh all smalls they connected one of the guys who sells the bodies to this uh Russian group that was that was uh using homeless people and prisoners and and then they sell them the bodies and they take these bodies and they dump them into some V see if they can find like a thing on the pro the process of plastination plastination yeah yeah we saw a dude in Albuquerque with a sword man late at night take give me a hit down dude are am I struggling that bad today goes no

no you're not struggling at all that really got me is that a new one Jamie you opening up a new one no it's the same but it has the the label on it the other That's How Strong this [ __ ] is it puts the label back on itself yeah it seals reseals right already feel it all right Jesus it was so bad it's so bad when it's bro I'm not joking bro I'm not joking dude it's so sharp right it's so sharp yes I feel like um Jamie you want some of this nope are

you sure what was the last time you had some feel great when was the last time you had come on let me a little give me a little hit need it come on a little bit for me I could pick it it'll help you lift weights Jamie I already did today I'm good I feel like a sword just came on me sword it feels insane oh my God put the lid on that please oh you going to take another one I [ __ ] god you're an animal I like to ride the [ __ ]

dark homie does it get better the second time around it gets a little more [Laughter] manageable oh my God I feel like they're moving furniture in my [ __ ] DNA baby yeah that is not good dude yeah you got to have Bobby Kennedy on man he's an interesting dude how did you meet him I met him um just through like this I met him through just some other friends yeah and uh and he just is is just an interesting guy he's just so smart he just has such and he works with the environment you

know so his whole life has been about taking care of the environment yeah he was an environmental you're crying are you emotional or you just like freaking out because of the smelling salts I mean I can get emotional sometimes but I think this the Sal about me and that thing made my heart slower it's so rough it makes me never want to play golf dude smoking that cigar so when you had him on what would you associate golf with cigars yeah the cigar bother you to rich people you know [ __ ] he hey you

making deals yeah you go to Clemson or whatson Roll Tide yeah but he loves uh you know he well he started with the environment outside of our bodies and then so I think whenever everything happened with Co he was thinking about the environment inside of our bodies he's long been a you know somebody that speaks out about uh what's it called inoculations yeah he was an environmental lawyer right dude I got a was addicted to inoculations [ __ ] during co uh he broke into like a CVS and did like 40 [ __ ] uh

shots dude what yeah bro what what hell yeah he got like uh he boo he got a bunch of different vaccines bro this dude boy they should study him how's he doing maybe that's the key you got to get a lot I think he's doing fine I've seen him at some meetings inoculation meetings oh no inoculations Anonymous hey bro he goes to IIA yeah you got some [ __ ] you got some uh MMR what I'm trying to mix that Johnson and Johnson up with that modna get that rush I'm trying to get just below

a stroke I just want that blood to flow smooth but Bob's interesting he just got that voice surgery he did yes I hope it when did he get that I think about a month ago I don't know if it's I'm not sure he I just texted him with so I don't know but I hope it gets better he's just a really neat guy so what was wrong with his voice cuz i' I've heard that it was something he actually got was an injury from a vaccine oh really yeah you could find that oh that would

make so much sense yeah because he's so what took him down that road does it say it here spasma dysphonia that's it it causes voice to Quaver what's Quaver is that like quiver and make speech difficult it's a form of involuntary movement disorder called dystonia that affects only the larynx that larynx get that though cuz I had read that he got that from a vaccine like there was a you know he got vaccinated for something and then that hit his vocal cords oh I don't know I can't I mean he might have told me I

don't remember you remember stuff really well sometimes yeah yeah I remember most stuff really well but that's insane dude yeah you know that that's really [ __ ] weird what's weird I mean it's my memory it's not weird I shouldn't say weird is the word but it's really people don't have that how so they don't man I'm you know I've met a lot of people they don't able to remember that kind of stuff like you you got that but that's what I do I'm being in here doing this all the time remember things I know

but you have a really good you also have a great knack for it well this I have a knack for remembering things that are interesting to me yeah yeah I can remember like like when when I do like UFC stuff I can remember fights from 20 years ago wow remember details of like how it went down and yeah who fought who and how and what happened yeah that's exciting yeah I wonder if I had a greater memory what it would be like you know I also take Alpha Brain though that that definitely helps yeah this

this version of alphab brain the newest version the Black Label this stuff is legit maybe I'll get on some get on some I'll get it for you you will yeah yeah yeah I'm a big believer in that I'm a big believer in neut Tropics there's been two studies that we did for the Boston Center of memory um uh Boston Center of memory or on Boston Center of memory what was the name of the anyway um there was two double blind Placebo control trials that they did where they uh they showed increase in verbal memory uh

increase in your your it's like your ability to form sentences ability to recall words yeah and uh Alpha Flow State yeah there's the Andrew huberman actually went over it um and I think they have the video of it on the on it Instagram site but he went over all the ingredients that are in alphab brain and how they could uh benefit memory and cognitive function but it's been scientifically proven that that stuff benefits cognitive function and memory and there's a bunch of different neut tropics I mean obviously I'm connected to on it but one of

the things that I'm not connected to that we love is neurog gum we always have uh stacks of that neuro gum that stuff is great I've never had that it's very good there's another this stuff which stuff all of this this thing that the NAD shot I got you had an Ned shot you had two shots of jujimufu's a you had uh you've got two of these Black Rifle coffees that have 300 milligrams of caffeine each you've downed two of those you're you're all hopped up on speed son I'm not doing that great you look

great do I really great your hair looks fabulous thanks you think I look all right J it looks great thanks ma'am you're I've been feeling better I just I think that that that the uh getting that caffeine in my heart early [ __ ] shook me with that stick right there um nicotine oh the nicotine huh tobacco you only took like a little bit of that cigar no man look how much is G deep in this [ __ ] yeah y'all can handle it man I think I just got you know I think I got

uh I just not that I think I just I don't do it that good yeah I'm sensitive to different materials you know have you ever smoked cigarettes were you ever a cigarette smoker yeah I used to smoke them man man but and I didn't like it yeah I didn't like it man but I [ __ ] smoked them [ __ ] you know what I really like huh vape pens yeah you do they make these tobacco ones now you take a hit and you just have a Head Rush the mother of all head rushes oh

bro one big shot and it breathe it out and it's like uh kill Tony has a sponsor they're called uh I think it's called Esco bars oh yeah that's the one that I that I like bro them [ __ ] are hard they fat like a cigar and you take a hit of those and you are just crusing and they're all flavored like they mix like flavors and like things that have happened in your child like kiwi puberty or something you know or [ __ ] uh kiwi puberty they'll have like uh cinnamon divorce you're

like what the [ __ ] going on here cinnamon divorce you they're so strong I think didn't the government didn't they like make a move to Outlaw yeah they just did but that's only I think for Jewels I think they're still let these other ones go because yeah man people can now smoke indoors I think more people are smoking now than ever before because they doing it with the Vapes yeah but I wonder how bad the Vapes are for you as opposed to cigarettes when we find that that I mean it's like I'm sure they

didn't test it for 30 years it's going to be bad like a lot of people smoke cigarettes for 30 years before they get cancer dude I just feel like I wonder do you think that the world is really getting like that everything's getting real shady and weird or do you think word is getting older and people as they get older start to think that things are getting shady and weird I think things are definitely escalating they're definitely getting shadier and weirder the problem is they're also getting exposed so they have to be more aggressive in

how they propagandize and how they pretend that things aren't shady and weird so then you feel like you're being gas lit right you know what gaslighting is not exact someone pretends that something is different it is like I would talk about some like May if I like started talking about Jamie and I said Jamie's uh you know he's always been this really aggressive guy and he's just really mean to people which is the opposite of Jamie and I'm gaslighting you I'm telling you about Jamie and I'm trying to to put put something in your head

to make you think things are different than they are okay I'm trying to make maybe I'll make a thing may maybe think you make you think that uh it's your problem it's your fault that something went wrong it's all Gaslight you like pump you up in a bunch of information when you really start believing that like oh wow that's the gaslighting ends and you're seeing that from news organizations like you're seeing that from like CNN yeah fear tactics fear tactics and also like pretending Joe Biden's fine right pretending oh he's just got a stutter like

you know that that's gaslighting when they like did you ever see like the press secretary go on Don Lemon and she was like uh you know and he was like is Joe Biden too old to run for president she's like oh how are we even asking this I can't even keep up with him he's amazing like that's gaslighting like that lady knows that guy's a dead man a walking dead man yeah it makes me feel sad they keep putting him out there you know it's s it is sad if that was your father or or

your your your grandfather or something like that you saw him like stumbling over words on television and sitting on Jimmy Kimmel's couch and forgetting what he's talking about like it's sad yeah oh it reminds me of my father and so it's like right CU your dad was real old right yeah so it like I mean it's funny cuz it's like it reminds me of my in weird ways you know but it would be it would hurt my feelings if they did that to my dad you know if they pretended like he was well and he

was struggling you know and because of his age not because of something he had done to himself meanwhile fouchy is two years older than him and I was listening to fouchi in an interview today and he was sharp as aack sharp as attack I mean whatever that guy's doing you know other than vaccines whatever stuff he's getting into his body I mean he must have the best neut tropic you must be on the ball do you think that there's better chemicals out there that people have access to that we don't know about I think I'd

probably have access to them by you have access to them yeah do you no no not that I'm aware of I mean there's some strategies that you can use that can mitigate the aging process and uh I've talked to a lot of those scientists guys like David Sinclair that are like from Harvard who's at The Cutting Edge of this stuff so there is some stuff and there's also this study um out of Israel where they used hyperbaric chambers and they put people on a um a routine of 60 90 minute sessions over a course of

90 days and they found that the people that did that it lengthened their telr to the point of uh it would be like um a difference of 20 years of Aging so they like went back and decrease their biological age by 20 years in in accordance to like what their telier length was so there's certain things that people can do that definitely have a very positive impact on the way the body functions and behaves but to see a guy who's 81 years old like fouchy is talking so smoothly and so articulately and as asking he

was on the hill that show Rising on the hill and they uh they were interviewing him it was really interesting I was like he's very sharp we had a dude tried to fast himself out of being gay I remember one time he how many days I think he did almost 40 days or 20 something days that crazy how much weight did he lose he lost oh he was ribs and Dick by the end of it you know and still and dude I just thinking ribs with a big old dick I remember the he told me

he goes I'm thinking a skeleton with a big old rubbery dick he told me he goes he goes it broke my heart cuz the first dude I saw with a Diet Coke I wanted to [ __ ] blow him and I was like oh man what a let down you know I saw a video today of a rottweiler throwing throwing up a woman's dildo mhm and like in in full like they brought the the rot wild to the vet [ __ ] Instagram they brought the Rott wild to the vet and the vet's like and

the rot like and it comes out this giant hot pink dildo comes tumbling out of this Rott Wilder's mouth and this poor lady has to sit there go yeah that was in my ass oh somebody had to go get it smelled [ __ ] on it was like I'll just swallow this [ __ ] it seems like food dogs yeah I think uh what kind of yeah that's the dog go full screen there's an ad a second okay we are 12 seconds away from watching this Rottweiler throw up a giant dildo it's one of those

giant dildos that has the [ __ ] Tickler too or the [ __ ] Tickler here he goes watch them just walk him away we're good you did good the lady's like yeah we're good did good let's get out of here get the van Ronnie it's a [ __ ] 14inch dildo get the van damn bro keep the car running that is a uh look at the size of that thing see it's got the it's either a [ __ ] or a but it looks like a butthole Tickler to me yeah it could be that's

a um what are those things called that they bury stuff at the schoolyard and the kids all put something in Time Capsule that's that freaking uh oh that's that uh that's that Alabama time capsule right there dude it look like had a macaroni in it do you think once they come up with a [ __ ] robot will women want them more who will want them first would it be men [ __ ] the [ __ ] robot or women getting [ __ ] by the [ __ ] robot I think it'll be men because

women I think still will want somebody to be there more because they have a more of a attachment I think to somebody being there but I think even that's starting to dissipate some but I think um but women have more sex toys than men don't you think in terms of like vibrators like a vibr a vibrator seems to me that it's like more common than like uh like a pocket [ __ ] or [ __ ] Fleshlight or something like that see vibrators or that's true man damn that stuff got me [ __ ] shook

up which stuff this stuff I don't know but if you were if you're somebody that is alive or whatever and you huh uh don't do it man you can't help yourself huh no I want more it's weird why do you want more it [ __ ] do an eightball of that [ __ ] son you know what I'm saying I'll hit the strip club with that [ __ ] imagine have a girl sitting on your lap like hey honey take a take a hit of this what the [ __ ] is wrong with you some

bouncer beats your ass yeah what are you doing to my girls yeah oh that was the scariest dude if he was ever in cocaine in a in a night in like a strip cuz that stuff's scary cocaine is just cocaine is real scary but especially everybody dying from it now but well the fenel oh yeah fenel is scary even so yeah it's like we can't even make good cocaine anymore it's like well we can but we got to make it legal that's really what's up do you know that it's the number one killer of people

18 to 9 wow yeah fentanyl fentanyl that's unreal yeah it's unreal and most of the time people are getting it they don't think they're getting fentanyl they want to get exstasy or they want to get you know whatever whatever they're trying to get Coke and they're getting it laced why had six friends are in the pandemic that passed away um not best friends but you know fenel friends from overdosing Jesus cuz I was worried about whenever they started that I was like well if they close all these like recovery meetings and everything closed you know

and it went to zoom but it's not the same as like human connection so um you know you saw a lot of people get disconnected man are you still going to meetings it's really scary yeah yeah I'm going back right now I'd taken I'd kind of fallen off my like my that path for a while and then you know I did that iasa and that was really interesting because it like brought up like a lot of like feelings and stuff but you're kind of just going into Old feelings yeah yeah and um is that what

it did for you yeah it brought up like Fe and memories and feelings of things that had happened when I was younger things I'd never even known about you know kind of interesting memories that you didn't know you had feelings attached to memories that I didn't know had affected me really yeah like how so like I remember when I was or when I was like I guess 10 or something my brother moved away and my mom let him go live with my grandparents right he wanted to go and I guess it like really made me

sad right and I didn't know you know I know I love my brother and stuffff like that but I didn't know that i' felt really and that Fe that came up out of nowhere like I had no idea so that memory and feeling with it came up like you know just like a new just like a bubble coming up out of soup you know oh so like you had suppressed that memory and you didn't realize you suppressed it and then the iasa brought it up and said hey this is a source of your sadness yeah

and it gets it kind of out of you so you able to kind of process it so you know uh I mean I was in a you know I did it right off the 101 you know and um you mean on the side of the 101 not on the side it was indoors you know it was house garage kind of adjacent kind of but it was nice in there yeah but we had a they had a big group of folks and how many people maybe 16 did anybody freak out nope really I've done DMT before

with people that freaked out really was it scary one of my buddies went nuts and he took his shirt off was running around screaming he was fighting it wow yeah he threw up up in the sink and was screaming and fighting it my buddy Scott we did mushrooms he he thought he was Korean and locked himself in a closet for three hours whoa why do you think he was Korean I don't know I wonder if he was in a past life we never even met a Korean so I don't even know how he knew about

it at the time perhaps school I don't think they taught us maybe we just got really into Korean culture and didn't want to let you know it blew my mind when he even mentioned it but I that was just you know I think there's something yeah I don't know some of that stuff's real interesting but anyway so that kind of stuff yeah that uh that iasa Journey was you know that's just just wild bro cuz all you know these things come up and so anyway like um yeah some of that like just you just kind

of processed through that kind of stuff did it help you I think it did but then it made me like the thing I like about sober program I'm doing right now is just there's like a daily thing it's like you can go every couple you know it's like it's it's something that you can do every day and when you do it you're going and you're talking to people about their struggles and being sober and their the positive things and how long they've been sober like what happens yeah you listen to people so that's a good

thing you go and you have to listen to people so you're getting out of your own head and any everybody who does it has to talk no they don't have to but some of them can and so you can too if you want you can share something's in your head that's kind of bugging you get to share it so then it's like it's not just in your head anymore now it's out and suddenly it doesn't like affect you in your head anymore so um so those are two good things you're listening and you're talking in

front of other people makes you feel pretty normal and then um and then you have like a group you know you're seeing people you're interacting more and so that's when you're listening you're listening to other people do the same stuff that you're doing in terms of like staying sober how you stay so how you avoid Temptation that kind of [ __ ] yeah and for me it's I don't even know if I have a drug alcohol issue I think my thing is more like an emotion like feeling kind of issue you know and so like

you try to kill the emotions with the drugs the alcohol yeah or I think I just try to find my way away from them and it could almost be anything it could be hit you know if you left me in here I'd probably continue to hit that over the day you know just every now and then ready to do it again just to check out and I'm going to do it again in a minute push it over but uh just just something to kind of check out you know um because like being alone with your

feelings is troubles yeah it's just like it's cuz I start to use I realize sometimes my alcohol was almost my feelings like my like I would use my feelings almost like a alcohol like if I had feelings I would be like oh let's keep feeling them you know and i' get stuck in this kind of like oh this is how I feel all the time you know and it's not good if you're not feeling great so um so then you would just constantly dwell on feeling bad and it make you feel worse right and some

of that I would even be trying to do better things to better myself I wasn't like laying at home I was actively trying to make myself better but I didn't realize that even then by like this has to get better this has to get better I'm still kind of dwelling on it and not being in the moment right so then like things like that that help me the most I think are just like working out associating with others you know working out's a big one right it's [ __ ] crazy Joe it's crazy and I

because I didn't have any of this until I kind of you know I know that a lot of this was probably in me from growing up but I didn't have a lot of it until I think I really started not you know Fitness kind of left out of my regular daily routine how'd you get back into it like what what was the step um like a lot of times when people get out of stuff it's very hard to get back in so like what made you get back in H I found just a good place

to go so you were thinking I should probably get in shape right and I started going and after a few days in a row I was like oh this is good then get momentum right you get like a routine yeah and then I started like getting in this I got this blue this blue cube ice bath thing yeah that's what we have here we have one of those right next door yeah so they so I got in there and that started being like all right I don't like doing this but I'm keep you set it

on purpose for the 50s cuz that one goes down to 37° well I'm trying to get down there okay so you make sure it's warmer than that like you can adjust it yeah yeah but I'm just you know I'm just incrementally getting down so like 57 56 next week 55 yeah we'll be there in a while 49 hold on bro 45 degrees oh Jesus I ain't looking for all that dark magic come on now you're [ __ ] up mine at home goes to 33 I've seen your videos the morasco 33 34 yeah damn that's

too much it's rough it's like I I had to climb in under the ice to lift up big sheets of ice and climb under them yeah really yeah yeah you're a lying no no no there's a video of it there's a video of me from my Instagram like uh I'm there's to much there's a giant chunk of ice you can find it there's a giant chunk of ice that I pick up it's like it's big it's like like two feet long that's too much man and I I climb into the thing and that [ __

] when I get in there baby it's just that little you know it's that little Christmas Skillet bro that [ __ ] is ice cold yeah just this is a different kind of numbing cold it's freezing cold but but when you get out you feel so good mhm and I'm making my way I'm making my way Joe yeah look here's me oh hi everybody so I'm climbing right out of the sauna see all the ice in there so it's me coming I worked out and then I went and they usually do this so look at

this chunk of ice see that [ __ ] I usually do this right after cardio so this is like a cardio session wow dude yeah you look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all like kind of like lined out what you know what I'm talking about when they put that rope around that uh the ham and it's got all the [ __ ] oh my sixpack yeah damn it's called working out son yeah it is I didn't know what that end game could be like baby that's freaking wild

dude congratulations man just keep working out and you'll get there too yeah so yeah but yeah everything's I'm feel good man that thing is really good for um depression too it's really good for anxiety too the um epinephrine nor epinephrine that you get from uh heavy cold exposure is really good for your mental state as well it's really good for people and it's also like a very a serious struggle because the three minutes that you do I think that day I did three sometimes I do five but that's the most I do now I did

20 once it's I don't I don't recommend that I'm doing 11 right now for a few days 11 at 50 something that's good yeah that's probably plenty if you're doing 11 at 50 something degrees that's probably all the benefits that I'm getting doing three at 34 or whatever ever it is but it's um it's great for your mind like you get out you feel happier and more peaceful oh I feel [ __ ] ready dude yeah it's such a struggle cuz it's it's a real life or death struggle when you're in there and it's 34

degree water and you're in there for 3 to 5 minutes that is a real life or death struggle Because by the end of it I'm shaking like my body's shaking under the water and I'm like 30 more seconds 30 more seconds and now um what I do is if I do hot cold hot cold I always finish on cold cuz I let my body reheat itself naturally yeah yeah I like it man well what I like about it is I'm doing something I don't want to do every time I start doing things I don't want

to do I grow yes that is a that's a lesson that people need to hear and learn it's so important because everybody just wants to be comfortable everybody wants to sit in the I don't want to go outside it's cold I don't want to do this it's hot like you've got to do things that you don't want to do cuz you show your body that your mind is the boss your mind is tell telling your body what to do and then you have control yeah Dustin texted me one day poier texted me he's like you

can't wait for everything to be okay to live your life that's what and it was you ever get a text from somebody is just one of those moments where it [ __ ] gets through to you you know and I was like [ __ ] yeah man that's a very point and obviously coming from a guy like him who's I mean accomplished incredible things and done so in one of the most difficult things to accomplish incredible things like he's a fighter a [ __ ] cage fighter at the highest level of the game talking about

a guy who knocked out Conor McGregor you know are bananas he's he's a beast oh yeah so like his ability to like get things done is exceptional yeah you know he's an exceptional person and so his understanding of that fact that you can't just wait for things to get perfect you gota just go out and do stuff I always tell people that about working out like [ __ ] your motivation [ __ ] your motivation you need discipline because motivation is not there every day motiv I'm missing motivation most days some days yeah sometimes I

got motivation sometimes like [ __ ] yeah today I feel good I can't wait to get to the gym a lot of days like got to get to the gym and then once I get going then I feel great and I feel great when it's over but it's that beginning part that's hard because your body wants to stay comfortable your body a tricky like man today should take the day off Theo you don't feel good Theo what did you get like 6 hour sleep last night that's not enough oh yeah that whatever that is that

guy lives on my shoulder that little sleepy guy that [ __ ] dude I might have a twin that never separated baby cuz that fell is chatty it's a lot of people a lot of people have that chatty guy telling you to take naps yeah telling you eat that piece of cake yeah that's been yeah so that kind of stuff's been helping me man but I'm feeling yeah I'm excited man I'll probably go back on tour later this year yeah um you've been writing a lot yeah I've been doing a lot and I just got

off a tour I just I've been touring for like 16 years you know so like I just took you know my last tour date was a month ago but I think I'm want to take like another month off um do you write like physically right you sit in front of a computer you sit in front of a notebook yep I'll sit in front of a computer and I'll go through I'll listen to some old sets put more stuff in oh this was an ad on here that popped out of me a lot of it pops

out of me on stage though yeah isn't that interesting when things do that that's why it's so important to record that's the magic baby yeah like you're in that moment you're in that weird moment where you got people laughing and you're in the groove you're in that Zen moment yeah isn't that best I love that man and that's what I miss I think sometimes about the way the the store a little bit you know or not miss about it but it's like that's what was perfect that was what was awesome about it it was just

like such a it was a fun group there yeah it was a fun group there and um and that was a Vibe man but yeah I'll probably get back out a little bit later this year and uh and do some more dates and have you done any sets at the store yeah I've done some yeah yeah what's it like there I'm still like back in La probably 4 months out of the Year oh yeah yeah do you stay do you have a apartment still have my same apartment oh that's nice yeah so you can go

back anytime you want it's your place it's not like you're staying in a hotel that's that's nice yeah I chose to do that that's been good um it's a little sketchy there now isn't it yeah it's just different I guess touch and go in those streets yeah yeah it gets a little risque out there you want to [ __ ] bring your own you want to you know you want to bring your silverware in you know even when you're doing for a wall they're handing out Concealed Carry Permits in LA are they yeah they give

them to you now did they always do that uh-uh it was hard to get one before real hard to get one it turned down a lot of people you have like a real threat you had to own like a jewelry store do you feel like we're headed to that place where it's just going to be sort of the Wild West again because like is like is the is it going to get so strange that like um security is just going to be like a privatized thing mostly like what's going to happen it could I think

most likely people are going to get fed up and they're going to elect some officials and some U government people that come in and clean it up that's what they did in New York City that's when Giuliani took over New York City and cleaned it up La is going to have to there's this guy Rick Caruso who's running for mayor in LA and he's um he's a big-time developer and you know he's basically saying look I in one year I can put most of the homeless situation get those people to shelters house them take care

of them I get them off the streets and these people aren't doing that now and uh he wants that he wants that to be a number one priority because if you're a guy who's a real estate developer and you're developing a project and across the street from you there like 8010 like that's not good for business yeah it's not good for any it's not good for those people either it's not good for anyone yeah and they you know they're being ignored and in fact even encouraged because there's laws that protect them and make it easier

for them to live like that and downtown LA is [ __ ] Mad Max right now I mean I don't know if you've seen any of the more recent videos of downtown La um holy [ __ ] man no we saw a guy with a sword in Albuquerque I think I told you about that though we saw a guy with a sword is protecting the streets one night but he like Dracula that sword that kind of Sword [ __ ] he was this dude was it was crazy the guy's walking on the street with a

[ __ ] you know with a sword yeah and he had it like that you know like how it's oh like a samurai yeah he was ready to go and he was not a licensed Samurai there's no way this guy was he was like 6'4 what you can't be a tall Samurai I don't think so so why not think about it man oh let's all hide oh Danny huh you're like oh let's all hide oh [ __ ] Danny's here you know tall ass well I think Samurai Wen ninjas you're thinking of ninjas not samurai

oh yeah maybe I'm thinking of ninjas yeah samur don't hide they're come to [ __ ] you up oh yeah then this guy would probably be good then yeah it'd be perfect got a nice reach yeah yeah I didn't think about that he just looked like he was just reaching for I don't know just reaching for the Lord man it's got one doing reing for the Lord it was middle of the night yeah we' done a show there and it was just I mean it's Albuquerque it's wild you know the aliens are on the ground

you think yeah dude do you think the aliens are in New Mexico I mean dude yeah bro go to Albuquerque Roswell bro Roswell that's where they crashed well they if they crashed they all [ __ ] they rented cars and drove over to Albuquerque then do you believe do you believe they're visiting us I believe that were them that they're us just from way in the future I think so too I'm glad you said that a lot of people have been saying that lately I think that's a thing that people kind of have in the

back of their head that that's where we're going to be that's what we're going to do we're going to look like that one day well yeah you look at uh Facebook you know at Mark and you look at Elon you look at a lot of these guys who are you know mentally on the edge kind of of computer humans you know and their wodies are white and they look just like a alien you know they have a very they're as close as we're getting well I think if you look at like Ancient Man like ancient

hominids they were muscular and hairy and you look at people today they're doughy and spindly and they're moving towards that general direction I think that's what when we look at that alien that that Steven Spielberg Close Encounters of the Third Kind type alien that's like an archetypal image that we have in our Consciousness I think we w recognize that that's where we're going and then we're going to be connected to technology in some very bizarre way and we're most likely going to be like a some sort of a cyborg well you the thing about aliens

you don't see them with no backpacks or no transistors or anything they're just just chilling they're probably not even a biological creature anymore at a certain point in time I think that's where uh life goes life creates this sort of artificial life and then transitions to becoming it and I think life symbiotically attaches itself to technology and becomes a cyborg some sort of a some sort of a part biology part computer and then it realizes that the biology is just in the way the biology part just wants to [ __ ] and yell and cry

and you know you're trying to like create black holes like I don't have time for this you're all there in the corner crying yeah we're going to be yeah that kind of stuff's going to be so archaic dude you know what's going to be really [ __ ] huh Instagram influencers are trying to motivate you yeah you got to get out there and chase your dreams the world's not waiting for you you know they're doomed yeah those people they you it's a dying Market is it yeah what are you GNA do you know motivate people

and everybody can see through walls and read minds like that [ __ ] ain't going to work yeah that's true and also contractors will have to [ __ ] really step their game up contractors just if people are seeing through walls and stuff people are going to be like hey man they you know neighbors know yeah the neighbors know well I think the neighbors are going to know because everyone's going to be able to know what everyone's doing I think in the future there will be no privacy I think that is one thing like right

now there's no real privacy in terms of like the government 100% can listen to your phone you know um I've had people that were like Gavin debecker who's a real security expert and he was talking to me about Pegasus and Pegasus was the system that they developed they used on um oh on the Bezos the on Jeff Bezos that's how Jeff Bezos remember when Jeff Bezos had like photos and text messages and they they used it to like make embarrass him and it was about him and his girlfriend yeah remember that yeah well um that

was got there was they got that through this Pegasus system so someone sent him a WhatsApp the uh MBS from Saudi Arabia sent him a what WhatsApp message and that WhatsApp message had inside of it a link that he clicked on and that link downloaded Pegasus onto his phone and then they got access to his entire details of his phone and through that they got a hold of these text messages that he had with his girl and then they made them public and they they you know try to embarrass him can Tik Tok take our

text messages you think yes oh Jesus yeah I think they get everything I think they get all your your recordings all your audio they know what music you're listening to what YouTube videos you're watching I think get everything all the porn you're watching all the porn you're watching I'm not watching any all of it zero I've seen some but I haven't seen that much you know I mean I don't think there's are you into like step sister porn no you stepmom porn I like the hot Ms do you yeah like a hot 40-year-old goes to

the gym that's my kind of girl oh yeah trying to think if I've made love to anybody like that in my life I don't know if I have or not what's your type I like probably volleyball chick a strong girl athletic yeah yeah some athleticism I like it um maybe has an has a family member that can't speak English that good oh okay foreigners Foreigner or even mentally [ __ ] unw to be here oh mentally unwell you like that I know if there somebody their family is okay cuz they're loving people cuz you can't

be right because you're compassionate cuz you have this family member nurses challenges nurses very kind people right some of them some of them not so nice yeah nurse ratchet remember her or uh Kathy Bates from Miser a nurse wasn't Kathy Bates a nurse From Misery the Stephen King movie I remember if she was a nurse she broke James Khan's ankles rest in peace James Conan oh that mov Rec yeah misery oh dude that she's a former nurse yeah thank God for Uber huh well and then there was also that nurse there was one nurse that

was uh killing all of her patients there was a nurse that uh they found there was like a disproportionate number of people that were dying under her care they'll do that if you're not nice to them there's 18 serial killer nurses who murdered their patients there's I don't know which one Jesus Christ that guy killed hold on go back up to that guy this dude look at this Niles Hogle may have killed more than 90 people February 2013 uh 15 German not how do you say hogel hogel was jailed for two murders and several attempted

Mur murders at the delman horse hospital he would inject his patients with a cardiovascular drug to create a medical emergency and then step in to resuscitate them at the last moment oh wow so he was just like thrill killing oh my God go back up to her that's back AIA D but look at her face she looks like a lady who killed 400 people Amelia Dy is one of the most notorious serial killers in history although she was only convicted of 12 deaths evidence suggest her True Body Count was at least 400 her crimes took

place during a 20-year time span in the late 1800s and all of her victims were babies oh my God what a freaking [ __ ] dude if you're going to attack babies Dy was a trained nurse who turned to Baby farming to make money baby farming yeah it's like puppy mills kind of she would offer to adopt or nurse a child in return for a fee but then would typically terminate the babies within Days by drugging them with opium based substances or smothering them she actually Ser served six months in prison for negligence in 1879

but Dyer wasn't arrested for her crimes till 1896 her reign of terror finally ended permanently on June 10th 1896 she was executed by hanging for the murder of 12 infants that's the past man holy [ __ ] man see every time I try and romanticize the past you got to think there was some freaking crazy folks out there this is the best time to be alive [ __ ] the past yeah you always say that I like that this the best time to be alive it's a good thing huh yeah there's listen there's troubles and

trials and tribulations and there's difficulties in today's life but it's also a time of unprecedented information and kindness Fu up oh my God danielia POG Al and Ed her patients and then took selfies with them so she killed them and then took selfies Italian nurse Daniela Daniela poii Pali uh allegedly killed at least 90 of her patients on purpose because they were bothersome interesting word while she vly denied the charges the Italian government thought otherwise and charged her in 2014 with her crimes uh Not only was POI Al present for 96 deaths during time as

a nurse a very high number according to authorities but she also took selfies with her deceased patients police say she stole money and jewelry from the victims and bragged to others that she killed them because they annoyed her oh my God but do you think that's just a sign of the time it's like these people get selfies with anything all the time so it's like do you think it's just like oh they died I'm also getting the selfie I guess if you do it that much and it's obvious that you're you want to be a

bad person well I think she's a sick [ __ ] and she was like she's killing them the Selfies is not that creepy in comparison to just the fact that she's killing them yeah I wonder how you te I wonder how you get te I mean if we can test people for that but dude then all those shows Date Line all that's going to be a rrap bro like I've wanted more people to kill people just so you have more of those shows to watch [ __ ] hate to say that I think there's plenty

of stories from the past no I've seen them all repackage them everybody knows it bro there's we need need new content we need people to freaking okay why do women like those shows so much women love those serial killer shows I've always thought and this is going to come back to haunt me that a lot of women want to be murdered or want to be have a man show up because it's the closest thing to that night and shining armor you know but it's like it's a Man shows up it's like at night it has

all this mystery to it do you think that's why they like vampires it's close think about that remember how many women were in love with the Twilight thing yeah yeah Robert patson he was a handsome beautiful vampire yeah dude I mean think about it's like it's the clo it's like it's a mystery they're there at night there's Romance the stars are in the sky right bats and [ __ ] and they want to be you know it's like they a lot of times there's a potential of sex there's danger danger they protect you they don't

kill you they kill everybody else M that's why women love serial killers like women have this crazy thing for serial killers whenever there's a Serial not all em clearly not all women but there's some very disturbed women that are sexually aroused and attracted to serial killers and what they want you think sex from them they want sex from them and I think they're attracted to someone who kills people I think this probably goes back businessman no I think it probably goes back to the time where you needed a man that is capable of killing people

to protect you because there's some people that are just not capable of like dealing with the idea it's it's him or me and we're going to fight with a sword right right but the guy who can do that and come out on top that's the guy who you want his gen cuz your children have a better chance of success so there's probably like this Twisted genetic reason why women are attracted to Killers yeah that's why they have those fantasies the rape murder Fant I mean I'm not saying you know I probably shouldn't say that really

but it's like no but it's a commonly known reality yes a fantasy Twisted Fantasy but it's a thing yeah like they don't have like the yeah there's not like a stay-at-home dad fantasy you know it's like they have a real fantasy man there's no stay at home down I have a friend who just got divorced from her husband who's a stay-at-home dad and she was just at the end she had enough that dude wow yeah and then she said to me she was like do you know any men like manly men to set me up

with like she wanted a [ __ ] man she was coming to me cuz she was hoping that I knew like some UFC fighter or something I'll get set her up well you ready huh are you ready for it I'll do my best a responsibility you can't say I'm going to do my best okay sorry yes I am ready [ __ ] yeah I'm ready [ __ ] yeah yeah no this one I'm when you say are you ready Theo are you ready I'm going to say I'm I'm her I'm asking you are you ready

Theo to be a real man with me [ __ ] yeah I'm not believing it damn was pretty [ __ ] good hold on I almost believed it there some n there's a [ __ ] doubt in your voice time all right all right ask you again I'll do it in a girl's voice maybe it'll make you feel better yeah Theo are you ready to be a real man with me [ __ ] yeah nope not buying it at all damn not buying it all if I was a cop I'd arrest you for lying come

on bro dang dog I thought I did pretty good man no no no you're just not used to it yeah try it on me all right Hey Joe are you ready to be a real man [ __ ] yeah dang boy I did hit it did hit a little yeah it's real all right let me try you let me try one more time all right like I just something happened to me right uh like I just came in from the rain likeing rain I Thunder Hey Joe are you ready to be a real man um

depends on what you want from me why you wet do you own an umbrella did your car break down like what the [ __ ] is going on okay so now I see I don't want to be that guy now you're a trouble you're a problem I'm a problem you might be one of them GS who comes in wet all the time yeah like you never figure out umbrellas your car is always getting a flat tire you're annoying you're just cleaning your glasses off you're a problem yeah but also if I'm that guy who's just

like a bunch of qu it's like I just want to be the [ __ ] yeah guy [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah you got to think [ __ ] yeah like you already have a heart on [ __ ] yeah yeah that was real yeah that felt real like you think of yourself is you're already rock hard purple helmet ready to go [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah take a sniff of this and then tell me here he

goes here he goes folks one more hit Shake it up Shake it up you ready to be a real man get in there yeah I feel alone give it to me do it I'm gonna do it give me some here we go [ __ ] you get in there Joseph no I didn't get it get in there are you ready to be a real man ah the first one I didn't really get but the second one I got a o I got a full blast look at my eyes [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]

yeah oh put the lid on that son [ __ ] no son I'm going to do one more oh my God all right you're going hurt [Laughter] yourself Fu it's still like lingers it's like attached to my nostril hair I can taste it oh get in there Jamie you need to get a hit of this I'm I'm tired of your [ __ ] make that [ __ ] [ __ ] pop son get in there dog he's like watching us suffer I know and he's not getting none of I want to see his elbows get

hard there he go there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes I told you oh he's moving his Li bro he's doing karate over there that new one's different it felt like chorine yeah yeah yeah that new one's different that's what God wanted for you son coming out already oh yeah yeah yeah it's no joke you got uh right in front of you right in front of you tissues right there BR that's what God wanted for you oh my God no joke no joke right how

high could people get a long time ago you think I think they got real high oh my God yeah look at Jamie he was like sitting there on the sidelines mocking us I know you know that's [ __ ] it felt it felt like water with chlorine was just going through my right right like it wasn't like a sniff it was like like a solid thing went in your nose right oh yeah it's like you work at a wave pool dude with your face man that shit's hardcore it's hardcore it's good um I think people

got real high back in the day I mean that's uh the there's a book The immortality Key by this guy Brian mesu uhhuh and uh he detailed how the ancient Greeks during the Enlightenment they were all uh drinking wine that was laced with uh psychedelics and they they proved it they found these ancient Pottery vessels and they did samples on them and they found uh LSD in them lysergic acid it wasn't like LSD it was Urgot which is like very similar it produces LSD like effects and that's what helped him think of all that stuff

yes 100 100% not only that but during the podcast because of the podcast and because of his book because he came on the podcast was so popular and the book sold like crazy Harvard opened up a new field of study dealing with the ancient Greeks in the Enlightenment and psychedelic use wow man yeah so psychedelics have probably helped things progress over time 100% I mean think about what it did for you how it opens up your feelings and thoughts and opens up your creativity for me it's a it's been a giant source of creativity it

helps me so much it helps me just even just marijuana helps me so much with writing and and and thinking about things and just checking my own behavior to make sure that you know I'm proud of the way I think and talk and and you know and making me uh communicate with people that I might have had difficulties with or apologize or reach out to them like if maybe like we had a dispute or something like that like the the feeling that you want to resolve things and just being in touch with your feelings and

in touch with your thoughts and there just the the opening of creativity it's also like the recognizing that like having like unresolved things in your head they're not good for you yeah those things they stay in your head you got to resolve them and when you resolve them then they go away like it this weight lifts off of your body but until that weight lifts off your body you you you're going to carry those things around well that's the same thing that like uh 12 step programs do is like resentment you get to resentment and

you heal all those you know and 12-step programs that's another thing they do is you reach out and resolve things to people you you apologize to people people that you might have wronged hey I'm sorry I stole that coke from you you got to call them and tell them yeah you know yeah so I think yeah it's just a good way it's it's almost a way of it's like a purging all of you know it's all interesting you know different modalities people use to try and make themselves well or to to um keep tabs on

themselves it's all real fascinating yeah it's real fascinating you know there's a lot of stuff there's stuff on the inside stuff on the outside um but yeah I'm glad to be alive and be able to keep trying stuff and like uh keep competing against the world you know and against myself yeah keep getting better right that's the big thing just keep improving on the way you interface with reality the way you interface with other people the way you do your life your job you get better on stage because of that too right you get more

freedom you feel like you're more yourself more home your own skin Oh some of my last shows were some of the some of my best you know and it's funny because I used to think man I'll never be able to create stuff that's going to get me you know like that's going to be even better than some of my previous stuff and then it's like yeah it just that's always the fear right yeah well I'm in that right now because cuz I'm getting ready to film and then once I film I'm [ __ ] you

know I'm out of weapons I got to write all new [ __ ] it's like springtime but it's that feeling that scary feeling of having to create new stuff that's exciting man it's so good for you yeah it's so important because it's growth and it's also it's a rare art form where you you get to start from scratch whereas like musicians they always everybody wants to hear those old hits you know Play Freebird people want to hear those old hits yeah you could even do covers yeah I mean you could I mean if you're a

musician you could [ __ ] tour with other people's [ __ ] yeah you yeah you can yeah you could go and do a Arena and you go this is a song I Really Love uh Bruce Springsteen song People start cheering and uh you know shout out to Bruce we can't do that can't do that no wonder what that would be like if somebody just said I'm going to do covers of all these people's things people have done stuff like that before we used to do a show in stitches B in Austin Stitch's comedy club

called Joe Biden night this is back when Joe Biden had a drop out of his presidential run in 1988 because he got busted for plagiarizing oh I didn't know that yeah yeah he plagiarized Robert Kennedy Jr's dad did he really yeah oh wow yeah he he plagiarized quite a few people and uh so we it was so publicly known in 1988 that they had a night called Joe Biden Knight damn and Joe Biden Knight was like I would go up and do your act like uh oh I see got bit my cousin so we'll see

yeah I'll be doing your act and you would do my act and that was like a night where guys would go up and do each other's acts damn that's we called it Joe Biden night was it fun was fun yeah yeah was I think I think I did fit Simmons's act oh he's funny yeah he's funny funny as [ __ ] and back in the day you know Greg and I came up like almost exactly at the same time I think he was a week earlier or a week after me but like within a week

yeah man he's so funny I always enjoy seeing him he's like a um great person yeah he reminds me of Andy cap remember him paper boy hat on I wear those hats a lot too yeah I love those hats it's good Greg is the best he's just such a good guy and he's so funny and the way he laughs if you can make Greg laugh he laughs like his whole body you know he's like yeah he's one of those guys yeah it's funny seeing people laugh man yeah it's such a strange thing that someone that

we move and make a sound oh yeah I mean think about a show when you really kill like last night we had a killer show last night oh my God it was so much fun last night was just there's there's those nights where it's just popping last night it was popping and in the middle of it like I I was watching these guys just cry and laughing they were slapping the table and they were trying to catch their breath and I was like I ain't even hit you with the best lines yet and here comes

the next one boom and then on top of that you're compounding bang bang bang and they walk out of there they feel better like you feel better you walk out they're like God I feel better man it's like an that's like an iasa it's like an experience it's like a you know a release of things that yeah it all just kind of shakes you it's interesting all the little things that are built into life and into the world help us take care of ourselves strange State the state of laughter yeah because you shake you make

a s you didn't even plan on doing it you start laugh your body shaking sometimes you can't breathe you know sometimes someone will say something you didn't see it coming and you're like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah some I remember what dude came out of the closet one time at one of my shows he just was laugh he just like I'm gay and just [ __ ] right in the front row dude and his buddies are like Patrick chill out man really F yeah have another beer dude you're out of your

[ __ ] mind what were you talking about that made him yell that out I don't remember no this about seven or eight years ago so it's just the laughter moved him to honor okay do you think he had to explained that to his friends afterwards I mean I he ordered two beers immediately he did yeah wow I think he just wanted to freaking just put that damp tiger back in the cage you know the damn tiger he wasn't ready to be full-time gay man you know I don't think he was ready for it but

he wanted he wanted to get that monkey off his back huh shook it out of him yeah he wanted to get that freedom God that's got to be the worst that's one of the things that drives me the most crazy and makes me the most angry about homophobia that it robs people of Freedom robs people of their life to just be who they are yeah you know yeah like imagine if a dad would just was saying all kinds of like anti-gay stuff and then your kid is there and the kid is gay or even thinking

about it or if he has a gay friend now he's afraid to int even introduce his dad to his friend like I think there's a lot of guys that say a lot of anti-gay stuff cuz they have gay feelings and they're angry they're angry at the feeling like the guys that are mad about gay people you know there's there's people that like say gay things cuz they think it's funny but then those there's people that'll be angry about gay people they get mad and those people I'm always like suspect like why are you mad yeah

why you mad at why someone loves someone else like what what is it about you being mad that someone is sexually attracted to someone that's of the same sex there's so many people that are like that it's so easy to find them now like if you were on an app if you wanted an like you want to like get some gay sex like gay guys can find each other now this is not like uh like you didn't know I don't want to put myself out there like it's accepted it's a normal thing now it's it's

like the social stigma of it is almost all gone with modern society with most polite Society dude we used to get high when we were kids and we go outside and get high and then I'd come back in early into my buddy's house and I would tell his dad I would be like oh Mr Mike man uh cuz his dad was like had a lot of like anti-gay energy you know really yeah and he would just say stuff all you know like qu just stay Stu you know just like ignorance [ __ ] you know

pants off you did I didn't see anything like that but I'd go I'd come in after we been out there smoking we I come in and I'd be like Mr Mike man they were being I don't know Richard was over and people were just being kind of touchy feeling yeah it's just real strange out there you baat him did you bait him yeah bro so then dude my friends Adam would come back inside man and his dad would be like what in the [ __ ] have you boys been doing out there you've been queering

and queering as a verb is very funny oh you've been queering around boys and he would just yeah I mean just lighting into dude and I would be dying with laughter and they were so high they didn't know how to explain that they hadn't been you know they're so high and you set them up do you feel bad about that I feel great about it that [ __ ] was some of the fun I loved creating an Ambiance in advance man oh so you knew it was coming and they had a gas leak over at

that house too man and we'd go over there bro we'd sleep from [ __ ] Friday night to Sunday morning bro really oh bro we I never slept so good dude I woke up [ __ ] four years old at that [ __ ] I miss it God that was good good old days sleeping when you just had so much time to kill time doesn't feel like you can kill it anymore does it no too many responsibilities yeah when I wake up I wake up with like a certain sense of dread cuz I got so

much [ __ ] to do yeah you know when I wake up I'm like okay I'm like I'd like to relax and have a cup of coffee and just sort of slowly work my way into the day but I can't I gotta go Gotta Go Gotta Go and a moment doesn't have as much value a moment used to be something that you could never replicate now since everything's kind of captured you know and everything's recorded and stuff it's like a moment is uh it doesn't feel the same you know it kind of does after a

while though cuz let me tell you something cuz I capture so many moments and so many moments of mine so many conversations of mine like this one are out there forever that it's normal to me that's normal to me yeah I guess maybe I don't mean like in podcast I guess I just mean like um a moment used to feel like it couldn't be captured all right right it was you just like wow this appreciate this yeah there's this like something would happen like oh [ __ ] bro what if we could have capture that

would have been insane and so there was so much like the moment just had and I don't know if they have the you know it's just less of that now because we have the ability to capture it's okay it's there's some there are some moments we look back you're like God that was fun what a great moment but now we're either wa we're either making we're either recording something or we're watching something I feel like we're always caught in the circle especially us too cuz we work in this world right do you feel better being

outside of Hollywood do you feel better having moved to Nashville like do you feel like less pressure from the machine you know what I'm saying like the show business machine yeah I feel um I feel I feel like I oh I remember what it's like to be in a normal place right cuz that's totally I mean even being here in Austin it's a totally different energy that's what I love so I remember that um and then also it's like I feel like I've had more opportunities to do Hollywood type things from you know since I

haven't even been there um like me and Spade wrote a script together which is really fun you know like um like I don't know it's like I've just kind of been able to pick and choose I haven't felt any pressure of Hollywood kind of is bade still in La yeah he's still in La who who has moved um you how many people have moved Dylan Tom sagur Christina pitsky Tony henchcliffe and Dylan moved back though yeah but he still has a house here oh yeah yeah um he hasn't really moved back he like he has

places all over the place who else Steve you know he his early days he was a real estate guy he yeah so he's got a bunch of properties that he's picked up oh interesting yeah he's smart dude man who Tim Dylan yeah smart dude oh yeah he's real interesting yeah he's very smart he's like a real news guy too oh he's on top of things I'm always sending him some [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah he's great um who Steve Burn uh Josh Wolf I'm trying to think of other folks that have left

did they move to Nashville just different places where did burn move to oh he moves to Nashville yeah Josh Wolf lives in Las Vegas how many other clubs are there except for Zan's in Nashville that's it that's it so it's kind of hard to get that regular stage time there right so it's kind of like you just kind of like take a break I me when you're working on touring you can kind of you're getting up at least you know a few nights a week um and so I usually go to to go to La

and practice for a couple of weeks and you know get things good and get things cruising oh so you get to La get your reps in and then go the road yeah yeah like I'll be out there all of August just working on material and uh oh nice and doing that so it's good you know it feels good uh what else is going on not much have to pee so bad all right let's wrap it up you want to yeah was fun we had a great time brother um and we're going to work together tomorrow

night and Wednesday night yeah kill Tony tonight too yeah you gonna be up there no no I can't make it tonight what do youall do on Mondays do you have like a thing you do at home no not necessarily usually weekends is family time but uh tonight is just chill yeah just I haven't worked out today yet so I'm going to work out we get out of here after all the hits you just did dude yeah get another Juju mufu right before I do some squats yeah man thanks good to see you bro thanks for

having me pleasure brother always good to see you always good to see you always a pleasure to check it out you got anything that you're promoting anything people need to know about um not much I'll probably be getting some more tour dates up soon but everything's good you can check me out on this past weekend and on uh King in the sting King of the sting in the wing right yeah King of the sting in the wing that's true we got an extra now we got an extra now how is that do you fly to

LA to do those yeah and some I'll do on Zoom oh nice but I've even been cutting back I've just taken a little break like uh some episodes I've been taking off here and there I've been taking a little more break in my own episodes I just been focusing on just feeling good I can see you got a pan real bad can you yeah I can feel it I can feel your energy like I can't ride this bag anymore all right let's wrap it up all right bye everybody all right praise thanks [Music] [Applause] n