Joe Rogan Experience #2202 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day yeah I I I've watched so many people get their legs broken yeah and I I see it in like Jiu-Jitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack and the guy screams in agony and then everybody's like this horrible yeah and and the arm there's the million arm wrestling videos oh I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling the guy broke the girl's arm I'm like

what the [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] I was just like how does that cuz I I don't want to do it ever again really arm wrestling no I think it's stupid but like for for me to get involved in but like even when I'm just like well why is this happening and and there was two these two uh competitors like Pro arm wrestlers were like well you never you never want to get away from your body so like they're like arms break once they're out here you always they're like keep keep your

keep your arm in tight like arms don't break when you're here right but if once you get extension they're like that's when it's the dumbest Macho thing that we do for sure I I did it with you I did it with you in Louisville do you remember it was a horrifying experience it was um it was after a we did a show in Louisville at the uh Club I think it was tied to a old like a UFC one of those it was back in the day and we went to a a bar afterwards we're

shooting pool somebody said arm wrestling I was like and you're like you want to do it I was like sure I dude I couldn't believe how strong you were I mean I know you're strong but I was like you're like go and I was like I am going dude like I couldn't get any [ __ ] movement well you're [ __ ] that dude that works for you that was the most ridiculous that was hilarious that was do you think he just does that because he just wants attention no I I think I mean there

might be a little bit of that but I really think that's Annie he has this thing it's probably just you know it's it's it's part of his wiring it's probably gotten him somewhere in life in in some ways where he just go being delusional being delusional about um I can't lose like if I if I if somebody says I can beat you like like they can't beat me and you're like what are you talking about and then when you were pulling up I was like why don't you [ __ ] ask him because I already

knew what was going to happen and then he also loves to gamble I was like yeah I'll take that action so so uh yeah that's Annie and yeah he but he's not even a strong guy that's why was so confusing I I was looking at him like you want to arm wrestle like you're not even a strong guy like you don't like there's probably a lot of things you could do better than me but this one this one you got yeah this is silly this one's silly it is funny how our capacity for delusion is

just incredible in in life it can serve you well if if you get lucky right yeah I I think the two things I I think about one of my friends was diagnosed with stage four l lung cancer and he found out at stage four right like had to go to the hospital like cuz his wife was like you're [ __ ] sweating and you're you know heavy breathing it was after one of my shows and so they they go and then the next day they're like stage four lung cancer and all the doctors were like

you know say goodbye to your friend you know and his brother found a the expert like in this specific type of because you know there's in oncology get like really specialized types of cancer and treatment and I remember talking to him and he was like you know I'm going to beat this thing and I was looking at him and I was like like you're so stupid you know like like you're definitely going to die and but the thing is I saw that he believed it a thousand per believed it yeah and as he got better

I was like this guy's [ __ ] delusion is serving him in this like I I think most people like I remember when my uncle got a mesothelioma and he was like a a highlevel urologist at the Mayo Clinic and I remember when I was talking to my dad about it he was like yeah he's too he's too smart to he can read the labs he knows what he has like he he's too smart to to go like I'm going to beat this thing you know what I mean like you're just so vers but is

it a delusional thing or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined I mean he he's certainly a determined guy and and successful in what he does but what's up bige head Steve I'm talking about you y big head Steve your big but I really was like I credited this guy's like I it it felt like a level of delusion to believe you were going to survive this if he's correct and he was correct then it's not delusional correct correct yes kind of crazy kind of crazy that the doctors were

like you're dead and what if he just decides I'm dead and he starts freaking out or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide and so many people go down that path right like but you're right they're whacking people left and right up in Canada yeah if you're depressed like you're not feeling good come on in sign up [ __ ] sign up for the program we'll get rid just kill you in Europe they in uh in the Netherlands don't they do that somewhere I know I'm sure I'm sure it's other countries but it's

a recent thing in Canada where they're just whacking people I didn't know they were doing that yeah see Google it Google it because uh this is something you'll actually find on Google it's assisted suicide in Canada the other delusion that I because I I just watched the Scott Peterson uh is that the Lacy Peterson so is that one is the new one where people are saying maybe he didn't kill her no it's it's essentially it's it's fantastic it's on Netflix I think it's a three-part docu series and it begins with because you know it's like

this reminder it was 20 years ago right you know time just you're like oh [ __ ] what was that story how did that one go so that one Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world damn since suicide became legal in Canada the number of deaths have grown each year so this is August so this is just the last month so what is it saying in terms of the numbers they've most recent data shows 13,241 people in 2022 wow that's quite a that's a jump bro so 2022 is 13,000 who

knows what 2023 and 2024 is oh man they're whacking people up there that's pretty wild feeling good get come on in in come on will you get foot hurt my leg hurts I just sad get in here [ __ ] life [ __ ] life that's a great Tapout [ __ ] option it it's c i mean what is this is this like uh I mean is it a kind of eugenics like what is it what what is it I mean you could say it's being comp and in some cases like Michael Lair you know

he went to Oregon yes but Michael Lair was his body was failing so horribly he couldn't talk anymore that was ALS yes it wasn't that the same thing that was ravage that what was the famous woman that it was a huge international Case here do you remember um Sho Terry shivo was it Terry Sho I don't know if she had the same thing she but she had this horrible debilitating yeah disease and you're still alive and at the end he his like it kept getting worse and worse it wasn't getting better so he went to

Oregon to do it he actually went to Oregon once and then changed his mind came back and when you sign up for that in Canada can you just go like that's just what I want doesn't matter I don't know I don't know what the rules are but I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talked them off the ledge yeah maybe they could have got better maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy that they wouldn't take that option yeah maybe

they'd be happy yeah I've I've met I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life yeah I know a few that have done it too um and it's always super sad I mean because I don't know anybody that's done with the exception of Michael um I don't know anybody that's that's done it um in in the case of uh you know like a medically assisted no Michael's the only one that I know about that but you know there's Brody yeah Brody was a hard one there my friend Tony who's a pool player

up in San Francisco he jumped off off the bridge yeah which is a crazy there's a spot where everybody goes yeah one of my um College when I I had jobs uh I worked when I had when I was in college I worked the whole time I had job you know part-time jobs and one of my co-workers did it was [ __ ] terrible man and like our boss went to his apartment found him there was terrible yeah you know for some people they don't think it's ever going to get better I know and you

know and if if you don't have support around you you don't have someone that you can that can pick you up and it's crazy how someone can pick you up it's crazy how you could be just feeling like total complete [ __ ] and someone who cares about you can come over your house take you out have some laughs yeah and you're like I think I feel better yeah we feel better around people some people are super isolated too that's that's the dangerous one and I think one of the things I realized as I got

older is you don't realize how many people are lonely in this world like you get older I'm saying cuz you you encounter more people mhm and you you talk to people who like you realize you have this like full life that you you know you could take for granted like you have a family you have friends you have all these things going on and then you you meet people who they don't have any of that and they're alone and there a lot of those there's a lot of people that are very lonely well there's also

this internet culture too right so there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone so all their interaction is with people online it's so that's a dark place too they're streaming all day and chatting all day on Instagram and jerking off and it's Madness MH yeah that's not a that's not a path to um fulfillment is isolated online no and also you don't sometimes I don't have it to that degree but you're you're online for a while on something and then you go into the real world and you're like oh yeah I'm like I

was just living in this make believe place for you don't realize it's not real right right you living in this make believe place and you're not having any of the normal human contact that we thrive on right all your contact is like this weird like displaced not connected it's all weird which is like if you go to someone's twitter profile and you see that they're online 12 hours a day just [ __ ] barking at people I know like a dog that's giving them some charge it's like getting an annoying dog next door and they

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[ __ ] amazing job job they did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out forcing Biden to drop out right whatever they're doing whoever's writing those speeches getting her to delivery room coaching her she's nailing it she nailed that one speech she's like say it to my face cheer yeah she nailed it dude and then last night to me when I was like oh my God this is Jiu-Jitsu where she was like if you go to his rallies his crowds are boring they're tired they all leave my Crowds Are the best crowds I

have the number one crowd he couldn't help himself cuz and she got him she baited him on that she walked him right into 100% 100% see the difference in that debate was not a difference in like who's going to have better policies who's going to be better for the country the difference in the debate the debate in my opinion was who was better prepared she was way better prepared and even when it came to answering tough questions instead of answering she would just say things that she believes sure and they sounded real good that's and

that's the sound bite that's called being a Savvy politician it's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who like they said Trump that deal was the best deal they've never seen a deal like this before they said how did you put that deal together people like that was just brilliant yeah I know he like that's the he he's not working with a team that's like I mean I know he's doing like mock debates I know he did one with I think he did one with telsey gabard but someone needs to like

tell him like you've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows be no repeating things yeah he started out strong um cuz I I you know out of the gate everybody can't help a get in their own way who they are right and for him it's like okay don't get [ __ ] crazy like I'm sure you know that that thing is like don't say wild [ __ ] they say people are eating cats eating cats and dogs um and you know uh they're [ __ ] coming

in here eating all our pets and you know you just watching you're like you're watching this thing you're like what and this is [ __ ] insane and then for her they're just basically like don't laugh like a stripper like how you every time you come to a Podium you're like well that's it's a it's it's a move that like Comics will do when their materials not that good they laugh they laugh through it like exactly but then you remember you know this is somebody like take away your your politics or whatever you believe this

is a former prosecutor it is a it's a trainable person right if you're if you're a prosecutor you can you can get the information and regurgitate she's not dumb by any see people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressure's on her but you don't understand what that kind of pressure is like like the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the last let's just think about the pressure she's been under for the last four years is being vice president everybody hates her she a lot of

gaffs a lot of dumb things so every time she's saying something in the back of her head she's like don't [ __ ] this up they're going to come for you they're going to use this against you don't don't say did you just fall out of a coconut tree don't say that one again you know what I mean it's like so there's that kind of pressure so it's very hard off the cuff but when you give her time and prepare her like last night it's a good showing for her for sure very very good showing

and unfortunately for him like the thing that he does that it's just look he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff he can go out there and have a crowd of people and just and he's funny man he does things about like he did an Elon impression the other day it was hilarious he's very funny he's killing he kills like a comedian who don't like the guy still will have to acknowledge that he's funny he's funny he's funny like a comic you know it's just like we don't necessarily want that as the

guy with his finger on the button that's all it is sure that's the thing that freaks people out but the policies that he had when he was imp the thing is everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator well he wasn't a dictator he was the president he actually was the president for four years and the economy really did well and he really did try to cut some of the [ __ ] down that's going on in this country and who knows what would have happened if you had four more years maybe we would have

been economically better off even if you don't like that one person to be like the Figure Head of the country that you identify with because you live here you don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and you know well the thing is he's gonna you know we have like 55 days or something and the thing that's really gonna happen now is you I think he realizes when when she first was announced I'm sure most most people myself included were like this is he's just going to destroy her like I I

didn't think she was even going to have a chance but now you realize this is going to be I believe a a much closer race it's close as [ __ ] it's probably she's probably ahead now after the last like what is the lady I saw the Fox News poll it's hilarious Fox 90% Trump one they're eating cats I saw I saw on Facebook killing newborn babies um by the way I think they are eating cats yeah I think some people are eating cats I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from

an island where they occasionally eat cats and you throw them in a city where there's 50,000 people you throw 20,000 people in there and there's ducks at the pond I'm going to go get a duck if I'm hungry well my [ __ ] son took one out of there so I I mean he grabbed it by the neck so yeah I would not not believe a yeah dude if I was starving if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around I'd grab a duck sure I that's not their fault like how the

[ __ ] did they get here how'd you get 20,000 shipped to one town like what what is that no it's what's the real story behind that is that organized the immigration issue is a legit real issue in this country it's in our state predominantly too you know it's a lot of it here yeah yeah so I mean a lot of it in California a lot of it in Arizona but it it's a real issue and look you and I are both the products of immigration immigration is [ __ ] awesome but hey maybe when

they do stuff that's bad you should put them in jail like maybe hey maybe you should use the same laws on them hey maybe we should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board hey maybe I know hey maybe it's a this they just turned I mean this current Administration just was like oh yeah we should just recently do you think the but the Recently I think it's they're also flying people in which is crazy but recently um I think it's because they want people that are on the fence you know

the people that are on the fence cuz this is not all that plays to it's all that matters but once they're in again if they're in again they're probably do the same thing because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing States into blue because if you're going to give these people money and debit cards and food stamps and and let them come in and even they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries yeah I heard this yeah I don't know if that's true find out if that's true cuz that that's part of

the problem with this whole people are eating cats it's like you don't [ __ ] know what's true anymore you just read things on the Internet or you hear things on the radio who [ __ ] knows what's true which is why like cuz a lot of people were also you know talking about the moderators interjecting a bunch right yes but like part of that I mean feels like you kind of need some of that interjecting because otherwise things are just said and you have zero idea 100% I mean the big one to me of

like you this is why you need to have somebody interject at times is when he said to her like you went negotiated with zalinsky and Putin right and then B and then just moves on well if you're regular person at home that you know you work and you take care of your family you don't know the ins and outs of of diplomacy and what's happening internationally you hear that you just go oh I didn't know that right so you kind of have to have somebody go wait a minute you didn't negotiate with Putin she never

met him right uh Harris told ACLU in 2019 she supports cuts of to IC IC funding and providing gender transition surgery to detain migrants yeah that is crazy yeah and also that that is that's just September 9th she's going to do what politicians do which she's in the midst of this right now yeah which is just going yeah I've changed on that she did it like five times last night alone like didn't you say this she's like yeah I changed now I'm this like that's what that's a good thing if people can change this idea

of flip-flopping when you learn more information no stick to your guns stupid [ __ ] you first beli evolve that forever that's dumb yeah you definitely could evolve and you could be wrong and that's part of being a good leader is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course that's all good what is going on with the ear earrings the earrings do you know about this the earring controversy no okay so there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for um it's like an it's

an earpiece like you can talk through it no yeah really yeah why why would she have to I I so someone can talk to her so someone can coach her they have better ear ear earpieces and well no Jamie they want one that looks like a [ __ ] earring so you can just wear it duh like if you have one that looks like an earpiece like oh like if Trump had one right through the Bullet Hole definitely going to take off if they're already saying this yeah this is going on Twitter all but here's

the thing it does look exactly like the ones that they use for uh what they're called Nova earphones okay so there's a video I'll I'll send you the video uh Jamie but there's a video of this uh thing in action it's pretty [ __ ] interesting because um in the video they're just they're showing that these uh little earphones like it's a commercial and it's pretty cool H yeah so um is the actual ear if you have the real thing do you wear it as an earring yeah oh wow yeah you wear it as an

earring God damn it did I save it I might have saved it on t not Instagram but it's uh did you find it there's a video find the video it's kind of cool it's cool because I like all that spy Espionage type [ __ ] it's [ __ ] interesting but uh if she really did do that first of all she didn't do that bring those earrings allow them to be investigated please sure just the ones that you wore just we'll trust you take those like cuz you can't really get a pair made that aren't

those if you have those like so this is what it looks like like so um there's a there's a different commercial that I saw it's this is so it's pretty cool so like these are earrings but they're actually earphones so like you can listen to music all kinds of [ __ ] or you can have people give you instructions and say hey make fun of the crowds make fun now Now's the Time right make fun of Smile Smile he's talking about eating cats get mad put your hand on your don't don't gackle so these are

uh actual ear phon which those yeah I didn't I did not realize that and so that's exactly what the ones looked like that she was wearing um well that'll be a new yeah thing to run with yeah fun times fun time the these next 55 days are going to be yeah they're going to be Bonkers man I forgot I forgot how crazy it gets just the energy and Chaos oh my God every time I go on Twitter I get [ __ ] anxiety I just send it to you Jamie you can see the the comparison

side by side of the two of them yeah it's going to be it's going to be nutty dude yeah and then when we get into November it's oh my [ __ ] terrifying I'm just scared that someone's going to do something really stupid like some extremists on either side that really do believe you're going to take away the trans kids or really do believe you're going to destroy the country from the inside so that's what it looks like okay real [ __ ] similar yeah yeah real [ __ ] similar I don't know you know

I don't know if that's what she's wearing she might have just been wearing earrings but if they have the kind of Technology like that for regular people and you could do that and most people aren't aware of it you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it sure sneak it in baby yeah yeah that'd be rad it's fun I'd respect it so much whatever you wherever you stand politically left or right you got to respect what she did last night she got a great showing she did she did a great job

she did but it just whoever's pulling the strings what a masterful job of propaganda they've done taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president was the least popular vice president nobody [ __ ] knew anything about her nothing bro everybody made fun of her even like Joe Garbo was talking about how she's like a problem for the ticket sure and now you look and she's like neck and neck with him is she ahead of him today I don't know where to look the the whole thing is so nuts man but Taylor

Swift's on her side so it's going to come down in in these key states to just county by county it's going to be like you know where you're going to hour to hour you're going to see this County turn in and it's red and it goes up and then the blue County it's really going to be in PA Michigan Wisconsin North Carolina Nevada Arizon in Balance it's going to be crazy I still think it's so crazy that that um you know a lot of the developed world has Saturday elections you know like it's like should

be yeah it's for people are yeah you don't have to work yeah it's just [ __ ] crazy it's ridiculous most people have to work and also vote in person with a [ __ ] ID you we just got through three [ __ ] years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food right and you don't have to show your ID you have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane we just got through that yeah and all of a sudden it's

racist to say that you want voter ID no I think it's insane that there's only one reason to do it that way there's two things that are going on simultaneously you're letting in literally millions of people millions of people and you're giving them all these services for sure okay whatever however much there's all these talk there's all this talk about they gave them money and there was you know all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money and then they're putting them up in hotels in New York City and

they're giving them free food and then there's people that are poor that live in America they're like hey why am I not getting that like what what's going on here well because they already have your vote they already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party so now if you bring in millions and millions of people and then the same people that want to bring these people in or that are allowing their policies that are allowing these people to come in are the same people that think voter ID is racist like you're racist saying

voter ID is racist by the way because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a [ __ ] driver's license yeah everybody has a goddamn driver's license like what are you saying I know what are you saying like voter ID is racist yeah our system is really fuckzy and so is so are like the the the county drawings that they do for for districts you know the Jerry mandering like uh they're like oh and you look at the graph and it's just to to like engulf a part of a district that doesn't

make sense to include it in all this is manipulation well there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county like and the more people you import into your county the more you can change like the the these county lines make no sense half the time when you look at them when you study the way that they're ATT tribute is you got to [ __ ] give the Democrats credit for the manipulation I mean they did everything a like every time they've had a hurdle like they moved Bernie off the

[ __ ] primaries they [ __ ] him you know then it comes to the whole thing with RFK they [ __ ] him [ __ ] you [ __ ] Tulsi [ __ ] you everybody's out they they've done I mean and right in front of everybody's face and yet all these people like Yay save democracy like are you not seeing what's going on are you not seeing like if the same people with the same ideas played fair if the same people with the same ideas played Fair we have a different thing we have

a different thing we have a different thing and then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy disagreeing about plans far from that though we're so far from that we're so far from that that people don't even give a [ __ ] about what the policy is they're just committed to their side and anything their side does that's kind of [ __ ] up or twisted or they'll Gaslight you on it they'll say it's not that big of a deal and then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening yeah of course you fully

justify it somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing it's one of those things where I just I read it and I'm just I'm so happy that we we live in a time of the internet Because the Internet is so fun cuz there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun yeah they are so this dude's name is uh Nick frus and um green break combat veteran so but look at his uh look at this tweet that I sent you Jamie [ __ ] I can't believe this is

a topic the left no one is eating people's pets which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing and four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy no he's got it he he [ __ ] nailed it he nailed it it's just like we live in such a mad mad world yeah and if you it's like this is entertaining too to read this but also if you lose yourself in these like back and forth online you lose

your [ __ ] mind oh you lose your [ __ ] mind yeah and there's a lot of people losing their mind it's just I don't engage in it I know you don't either it's a bad way to communicate with people it's a bad way it's bad for your health I really believe that I think it's bad for your mental health I 100% agree I I remember I don't know if he still does this but and I've heard of other people do this but I remember when Deano told me that he was like like a

year or so ago he's like it's [ __ ] with my like happiness yeah and then he gave somebody his login stuff he's like I don't want it you have it yeah I'll just send you things to post but I'm never gonna I don't I don't even have my own login Ari did that for a while too yeah right before the Kobe thing he got back online and immediately went bad oh my God yeah but it's it's not good for anybody that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone I'm addicted

to watching YouTube I'm addicted to stories just looking at stories on Google and a lot of his nonsense but a lot of his super interesting science stuff there's a lot I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day and people send me super interesting stuff productive stuff I try to not you and me I well you and me have a bad thing going we have a bad thing you and me our text which is what I was going to get to our text message chain is the [ __ ] worst thing on the

internet it's so dark people go hey because they hear about it and they go include me and I go you me to ruin your [ __ ] life you want your whole algorithm to be just the darkest yeah this is M and Tommy's thing but the the darkest the darkest things we find and my algorithm is a a confusing oh yeah it's a mess like it's confusing it's dark semi-erotic and and it's just the most pecul like there's also I I just can't help with all the censorship that has become you know it's so prevalent

it's one of the big topics of the last five years I still don't understand why I get to watch murders all day long I mean all day long I get to see on my Instagram uh executions a lot of Russian car accidents and Manufacturing mishaps um uh like people getting electrocuted hit by trains yep and then and straight up just gun to the head just like Hitmen I've seen on on closed circuit TV where you're like this is cool but like I don't know a girl's tit isn't and and somebody somebody uh leaving a comment

that is like misgendered someone yeah like the language is that person's account gets [ __ ] banned but I can see this guy get his head [ __ ] blown off why it doesn't add up at all well that was why the old Twitter was weird cuz they had hardcore porn there was always hardcore pornography but if you misgendered someone you'd be banned for life yeah that's so that that doesn't add up at all it's always been this two this thing in America like one of the big European versus American differences is that you know

we always had this um this you know holier than thou reaction to the naked body and and just sex in general right like there's a topless person or a a love making scene and people are like you know either this is nc7 or you know but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth and then [ __ ] B and they're like yeah well that's that's on [ __ ] TNT today how how is it getting through Instagram's filters I don't I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not

on Tik Tok I'm like did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing I was like okay is this on Tik Tok too I've seen crazy [ __ ] there as well I do know that the the the go around in on Instagram seems to be just in your caption so if you notice if you look at the caption a lot of time it's like 2024 mercedesbenz AMG it's an amazing off-road vehicle because they figured out that the whatever the sensors and the algorithm doesn't uh watch the video it's like you're C if

you if you were to write here is a guy getting hit by a truck and his [ __ ] head comes off in your caption that thing will get taken down but if you're like check out the new [ __ ] 2024 MDX or whatever it's called here's the question where is the money how are they making money off this that's good that's I I don't know cuz whoever's putting these vide follow the money yeah these are accounts from bots so if you look at the accounts there's no real comments and real things that anybody's

saying with that account and then this account might have thousands of these videos yeah and and uh the war footage the Drone footage is just like I saw one yesterday where this drone a kamakazi drone was coming after these guys and they were shooting at it with AK and they couldn't take it down the thing was evading the bullets and then finally it moved in and the guy threw his AK at it and it blew up it saved his life really he threw his [ __ ] rifle at the Drone as it was coming to

SW cuz they they dive on you and blow up I I I think being able to see those I will say this gives you like a very sobering perspective on modern day war cuz that's obviously you know that wasn't a thing in Viet Nam or or World War II you see it but like the fact that you see these guys out in a field you know whatever side they're on I'm just talking about the the reality of these human beings run and then this [ __ ] drone with a camera is chasing them down yeah

and they can it can just blow it just kind of well this is the first time that's ever happened in it's [ __ ] so first time ever had drones that chase people yeah I'd never I mean I'd seen obviously heard of and and and knew about drones that are like basically s satellites you know that like that fly you know they're like planes and and they lock in on a on a location and fire a missile but these little tiny ones that just yeah chase people and blow up I mean they're suicide bombers they're

yeah it's it's really it's super disturbing guys are going into the trenches with GoPros on like I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in like a they were in a trench and he's like got a GoPro on crazy and he guns these guys down when they're in the trench and one guy's like struggling for the rifle and then he he [ __ ] gets the barrel back and blows his head off and you're like yo yeah and it's all like 5et away 3 feet away like [ __ ]

man and you see that and then they're like do you want to make a Pudo and mozzarella sandwich next like that's my feed and you're like yeah I think so yeah if you saw my feed if I was like um being arrested for being a serial killer and they had to look at his social media like look at his algorithm oh yeah look at his algorithm that I mean Christina just all day she's just like you're such a sick person she's like look what you want look what you fill your head with I also go

to well I go to bed and I always put on biographies like it's either War um a serial killer or it's a scripted show about a murder or it's the only thing that like I like it engages I find enticing and and and exciting to watch are like either real stories about horrible things or um I like the suspense you know I like that genre so I just am always watching it well it's always interesting just psychologically to see like what the [ __ ] were they you know like you're watching something on Richard Ramirez

or something like that like what was this guy like like oh yeah I I just cannot watch those things at night if I watch them in the day I can tolerate them but at night before I go to bed it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts well that's a apparently that's a healthier reaction than mine cuz I watch it and I'm like night night and I just [ __ ] go to bed I don't I I can't watch things about about war at night yeah War freaks me out the most because I'm

always like okay before Pearl Harbor or before 911 like no one knew that was going to happen like how do we not know how do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really [ __ ] up happens and that gets me at night yeah I I understand that I mean and also the way that now because I've watched docs on those very things yeah recently like the the LA the latest one um the the latest Nazi one cuz at some point I'm also like are they ever just

going to be like I think we've covered it with Hitler and never and never and then I watched the latest one that there was a Netflix release and it was absolutely phenomenal like the best docu series I've ever seen done on the Nazis yeah what's it called it's like a six or eight part series I don't remember what it's called you it came out a couple months ago it's so [ __ ] good you don't realize that they could go deeper and and really highlight things that you didn't know about it's just so educational but

um Hitler and the Nazis evil on trial it is [ __ ] so goddamn good I cannot tell you how good this is so is this colorized footage there's colored footage there's um they go between you know the like real footage like real historical footage um narration um and it's just do they have dramatizations as well uh yes and it's it's so high level it's so well done it just paints a picture in a way that that um I don't think has really been done before it's it's it's just incredibly fascinating but yeah I mean

I get that at night too because you kind of go like especially you know I mean it was highlighted I think even in the debate so it is a very valid point yeah which is that you know you just don't know what's going to happen in any War but you know when you have Russia involved in this war you do have a country with thousands of nukes yeah like you just don't know how he deciding to play this you don't know nobody knows and he's a KGB guy who's a dictator yeah yeah like the whole

thing is mad it's crazy and you just can do you know one little thing that that for him that's the line yeah you just don't know what that is yeah you don't know what that is and you don't know why why it's happening you know you hear about NATO moving their their arms closer to Russia you and you know that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014 and just like [ __ ] man like all this monkeying with [ __ ] overseas scares the [ __ ] out of

me man of course yeah every day there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world and you're like that's another one that the uh the Turning Point dock about like the history of the Cold War and when you when you realize how the nuke programs evolved and what was was really going and like how in the 60s when we were you know Bay of Pigs and and all that was happening we thought and because they postured like we can [ __ ] take you guys down too and they we ended up discovering

later that they had like seven bombs and we had like 10,000 at the time oh God but then Seven's enough though it's enough but it's also like you know you could also Target these areas it's a it's a more you can deal with it but of course they never showed that hand but then you see how in the into the 80s how their program just far exceeded at one point they had like triple what we had in also these are an amount of bombs that it doesn't even really matter if you have 33,000 nukes it's

like you know what the [ __ ] are you going to do world over yeah it's over anyway but how we both operated on a sense that like oh yeah if either one of us crosses a line it's just over for both of us always assured self-destruction and then the other thing was that during the Reagan Administration they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union sure because if you have a communist country it's it's way harder to get money yeah just [

__ ] you're not making anything you're not selling anything you're not OT Capital things got really bad there economically like massive um poverty and starvation yeah and while you're having massive military spending it's kind of unsustainable but then they've since recovered yeah and then them like China like what's interesting what China has done is China has developed this sort of they have capitalism and communism which is the way to do it like you you get people motivated to make a lot of money get Industries get huge but everything is completely tied into the government which

is like oh we nailed it yeah this is it it's good program it's a good program it's not good for the people yeah it's not good for us it's good for running the show it's great for running the show yeah and that's you know that's this is what's scary about what's going on in this country is there's some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do they have to have more control over information more control

over what people say and do more control over money you know China now has centralized digital currency in some places which is that's very scary yeah once once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off or like you saw what happened in Canada with the truckers yeah so these people just donated money to this trucker protest that's all they did donate money and Canada shut their bank accounts down which is that's scary stuff man it's very scary that's Banana Republic [ __ ] and that's you could walk

to Canada remember not that far to the um you know when the when we had the uh what was it called what's the company that they had the malfunction and Airlines just stopped for a [ __ ] day um my friends was bringing up how you know all these car manufacturers have are starting are pledging you know we'll be fully electric by 2035 or whatever and I'm like man for me I've just always been like yeah that that would suck just because I like cars that are gas powered and um you know I'm I guess

I'm a dinosaur in that way but no they're cool they're cool but what my friend was like he was like you know he brought up that that um that malfunction he was like you know I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric that the government could also just go like doop like oh yeah cars don't work today well there's cars today that have um OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off yeah so if you're running a high-speed chase from the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar

on it they just hit a button is that true make sure that's true that might be theoretical I think it's true though I think they could just shut your car that's pretty scary so like if some and but they Market to you like look if someone steals your Corvette Tom you just call up we have that car shut off and that person's on the highway and it just pulls over for them yeah yeah scary yeah well you know the story about Michael Hastings right um Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone this is what

they list foren vehicles can police use OnStar to disable a car if the vehicle's parked and turned off the OnStar advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted allowing the police to recover the vehicle so they can only do it once it's off that's what that says um can they okay can police use OnStar to disable a car click that search for below below that that part click that see if that gives you a different answer the vehicle's parked and turned off same thing so can it shut off your car

while you're driving hold on can you go back this is exactly what you're asking disable engine and end highspeed chases so it can satellite technology that can disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the highspeed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in leaport resulting in the arrest of uh Mishawaka man and look what it says there it was reaching 80 mil an hour before the OnStar technology slowed it to 20 so it's just basically shut it down so OnStar controlled this guy's car and they're looking at it like it's

a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy is a crazy person reckless driving other counts resisting law enforcement running from the cops but it's kind of crazy that they they could just press a button so maybe it's something that you didn't really do maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then people don't want you to you're going to crash the stock market and you know you're on the run and they know he's on the he's got the papers on him F that [ __ ]

and they just slow your Cadillac down yep spooky it's kind of spooky man it's spooky because we know that people abuse power it's not spooky look if if we had the our elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and and knew what was right and what was wrong yeah yeah okay maybe then you can make a justification yeah but that's not our case that's on humans that's on humans that all that stuff's crazy it's just you're giving too

much power to people and then you could figure out a way to justify and say yeah but what about those people that are running from the cops you're right you're right you're right but what about someone who's corrupt who's got a hold of that technology and they're tracking their ex wife because she's going to testify against them and they have her whacked yeah that [ __ ] happens too for sure it does for [ __ ] sure yeah and then if there's no record of it if you just got some sort of computer and you

can just [ __ ] slow down someone's car and then the Hitman catches up to them guns are down or whatever yeah it could it's a it's a I mean all technology can be abused 100% well we're seeing that with our with with Google searches nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches but you 100% can I had Robert Epstein on the other day and he was explaining how it's done and what they do and they're capturing all these ephemeral um so like every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google

something they record what Google shows you and every time you Google something about Trump it's going to show you all the negative you Google about KLA Harris can show you all the positive and just by doing that for the Casual voter they can change the vote by a significant percentage it's really it's insane and also the the listening thing you know it's like well I ran into a a meta engineer when I was on the road at a hotel he was like oh I'm a fan and we just started talking and I was like hey

man because we had just talked with with the was with my tour crew about this is so [ __ ] you know just the thing you keep going this is so weird that we were having this conversation and it's right here like it's it's a it's in my algorithm now and then also I'm getting emails about this very strange so strange and then we we did like an an experiment I was like all right let's just keep talking about Lamborghinis like I just just keep talking about them and we just kept talking about them in

this conversation with our phones out and then I don't know two hours later we were all sharing like look at my thing it's just like my algorithm now has Lamborghinis and I got an email about a Lamborghini like it's so and he goes he goes well you know we listen right and I go well yeah I mean I I figure like I know that we all kind of talk about it but like it's weird to have you confirm it you know did he say they listen when the app is open he didn't we didn't it

didn't go that far he was just like well you know we listen to you like have you ever done an experiment where all your all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google picks that up uhuh cuz that would be interesting we should do that right now okay okay what should we talk about what would be a good thing let's see let me make sure that everything all my [ __ ] is closed I'm close everything close um what would be a good thing to talk about that would

find out let's go something that we don't ever look up yeah something that that's not on our radar High School baseball High School baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in right and yeah so you don't talk about high school baseball I never talk about high school baseball High School baseball is so important because High School baseball teaches you teamwork it does and it teaches you how uh to perform together with friends you develop comaraderie you learn how to compete and high school baseball really is that is the minor leagues of the minor leagues because

if you thrive in high school baseball and you're legit a good high school baseball player yeah then you you go to college you go to college you into the minors and you could even next thing you know you're in the [ __ ] Dodgers and you're balling and you're driving a Lamborghini and you're driving a a yellow Lamborghini okay now let's see how much time do you think it takes before I think it High School baseball I think I think you should I just want to bring up high school high school baseball High School baseball

High School baseball I think High School baseball results who and also it's like when you think about high school baseball you realize that you know pitching at that level you're not you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour because there's some high school kids that can pitch like 80 85 when you start getting high school kids pitching above 90 you're talking about an elite level a kid with a lot fell long ass arms got that torque got the technique down that whip those dudes can whip that ball so like what is

the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fast ball that's a great question I mean it's definitely H okay that's a good guess um and I definitely don't know I know the real Baseball fans are going to be like [ __ ] idiot but I'm going to guess one 12 is that crazy I was going to say 118 okay that's just a wild guess though is this going to be the what do you think it is Jamie do you know what it is yeah sort of is this going to be the highest in a game or just

the highest highest ever like the fastest there must be like who's the fastest CU I bet the guy who's the best ever or fastest ever isn't the best best right probably not the most accurate it's just like in tennis yeah the craziest speed ever on a serve is not from right Federer you know right right right right right like a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter exactly so what is um let's take guess that's a better I mean you got you brought up a good point so I was trying to

really erase like in Major League Baseball from the search if I could what's the fastest pitch ever thrown fastest in MA Major League Baseball it's 105.8 what about in like the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown figure there's got to be competitions right like they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball th% yeah yeah but if you could throw a fastball you would just be in the major leagues that's true that's they just figure out a way to get you over the plate you only have to do it like 10

times and you can make a lot of money um so 105 5.8 yeah there's a bunch of one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105 and a few people have joined him in the 105 but no one's cracked 106 that must be so fast coming at you it's terrifying you ever look at the um like from a umpire's perspective no but I'm saying mean that's it's but if you look at tennis um the high Lev serve speeds what are their speeds we're talking like into the 130s really yeah like there's probably a

guy who's probably done 140 all right I'm opening up Google see if we get any High School baseball come on Google don't you disappoint me 163 for fastest Jesus Christ fastest serve 163 [ __ ] yeah and John Eisner yeah Eisner 6107 bro that's bananas he's 610 so far it's just wolves in MMA so I think you got to give that about 30 30 minutes to an hour and then check again what do I have I got chiropractors Italian women's feet people I got the debate I got uh upcoming fights I got some Canelo Alvarez

Conor suar Shan Alan Mor Rob davish Willie watches watches cybertruck baseball but you know what would be interesting though is you check back in an hour right yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna keep checking back for high school baseball and if if High School baseball well now it's I'm cheating because I got Google open I'm gonna shut it now we'll see we'll see if they get me okay I should have be I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball products a good idea like Lamborghini's a product they're going

to try to sell you the product that would be a better move there you go I should have had a product um what would be the product but it has to I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search that's why I said High School baseball right like what's product that I wouldn't search have you searched humidors no humidors that's a good one cigar humidor cigar humidor yeah cigar humidors what are the best ones yeah cigar humidors what difference there's so many sizes and are there some that are too crazy and that

just Overkill and there's some what's the best wood for a cigar humidor did my one of my neighbors built a room hum trying to get from his wife he built like a store he's trying to hide he's trying to hide his wife it's awesome awes he's hiding I love it I don't want to do this anymore I'm in there just it's women repellent yeah it kind so funny yeah no woman's ever like M they hate it they think it stinks so funny they hate it when it's outside like oh that guy across the Street's got

a cigar so nice to you know what I did yesterday I um oh I um I had a gummy a mushroom gummy ooh it was so good just a light one yeah yeah just something like it was nice shouldn't that be legal Tommy buns is it not I kind I mean it kind of is depends on the mushroom I take a lot of uh functional mushrooms like over the last six months or some so I've been taking uh raiki and Corps and I got to get you one of these though that I that they're really

good smooth very nice I I'm also like uh a bit naive as I haven't partaken that much before so I did mine like before bed oh no and then I put like an eye mask on and I was like just looking oh yeah seeing all kinds of [ __ ] and then it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm like I got to take something else so I can go to bed well when I get uh riled up late at night I always feel like an idiot because I was I like I've just ruined my sleep

yeah late at night and I've got too many crazy ideas and search freaking me out it just ruins your sleep and then next thing you know it's 4:00 in the morning you run in bed it's [ __ ] it [ __ ] me up I know it was just my own ignorance and then if you have a podcast the next day you got baggy eyes you look like [ __ ] and your brain is not working so great oh by the way one one of the best supplements MH for um performance mental performance when you

are uh Missing sleep is creatine really like creatin like the workout supplement yeah creatine the workout supplement it's really good for workouts but it's also really good for cognitive function didn't know that yeah heard well if you think about it what creatine does like Google what exactly what creatine does so I don't [ __ ] this up but what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water yeah uh is there's more water in the muscle so it increases muscle volume and it helps okay here what does it

say cre compound body naturally makes get it from protein rich foods IT Supplies energy to your muscles and may also promote brain health many people take creatine supplements to increase strength improve performance and help what happened what did you just do yeah but you changed it I was reading it okay um increase strength improve performance and help keep their mind sharp I've never heard this but the study the recent study was um the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep deprived interesting it says an increased energy Supply to neurons in the brain which

may help with mood and thinking um so it does something with water it makes you you gain a little weight from it that I think you're you're storing more water so you have a bad night of sleep the next day yeah but I take it every day anyway I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months really yeah it makes a difference it really doeses it makes a difference in your workouts but what I think I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance you know

obviously like doing a podcast you need that increased water here it is creatine is an osmotically active substance thus any increase in the body's CR content creatin content should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass well I knew about the water retention and that it was a a verified to have like it's one of the supplements that you can count on for gains like it's it's but I'd never heard about the uh brain aspect of it ever yeah that's um more recent they've been talking about that um you know it's been

used as a muscle supplement since like the '90s or or been popular since the '90s Jamie what does it say about um cuz there was some sort of a study about uh creatine supplementation um to enhance performance with sleep deprivation because there was this study that was showing that you know your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hour sleep drops off a cliff you know I notice it in a big way I'm just like it's 70% of like my normal single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep

deprivation this is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level improve processing speed increase intercellular energy consumption and increase high extracellular creatine availability isn't that awesome that is so [ __ ] cool I really had no clue about this yeah I had a really poor night's sleep like a month or so ago and I was going into my writer's room on my show and that's the to like to me like when you go what's the worst things about it when you have no when you have bad sleep are a physically like your

workouts suck like it's it's really rough when you have poor sleep but mentally to you know I I hate doing a show poor sleep and to go into a writer's room where you're supposed to be you know fasta and yeah we're talking about all the stories and and I took a stimulant holy [ __ ] it was like I slept [ __ ] 12 hours I couldn't believe it which one did you take five ant yeah holy nice you like it oh my God I was like can I get some more and the person was

like am I supposed to give you this this like it was amazing I think you have ADD or ADHD whatever the [ __ ] it is confirmed I think so but um I couldn't we both have we both need uh viance whatever it is it's [ __ ] awesome isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump no JD Vance yeah JD Vance the creator of viance um I couldn't believe though how the I mean I was really dragging I was like on one of those like I slept three to a half four hours

all sudden bam I mean firing on all cylinders like it was like I had a great night's sleep really I could not what's the come down like not that bad really no it apparently that's one of the don't tell me on this don't do it the big difference is between is that the crash from ad I never did Aderall i' never had it but like people talk about the post Aderall crash um but the viance I was like yeah I feel they got it nailed yeah these [ __ ] they [ __ ] nailed it

these [ __ ] and uh yeah I'm yo there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day on amphetamines that's what it is yeah yeah it's pretty incredible I can't believe I'm bringing it up again but that book over there blitzed is a Norman oler book about the Nazis during um The Blitz GRE campaign they were all on meth all of them yeah and then um you know a lot of people don't know I talk about it on stage but the people don't know that um Hitler was on a lot of

cocaine too oh Hitler was on a lot of uh oxycodone too yeah but the coke part was always like to me the the thing that I was like wait what and it was his doctor that was getting it to him um that's what that book's all about it's really fascinating how that whole the whole Army was all methed out oh yeah and they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines like the tank guys they got the most meth yeah just [ __ ] meth them up well there's that makes

sense um people on meth what is it people on people on meth love confrontation you know like they they are aggressive yeah they they seek out confrontation so uh remember I talked to Dr Drew one time he goes people on cocaine run from the cops and people on meth run towards the cops really yeah so he's like you get people like a really like serious Coke problem they see a uniform and they bolt whoa and then people on meth like when they he like when I'm dealing with like real metha people they see cops and

they're like what's up [ __ ] and they're like they want confrontation with uniforms like they just seek it out that's [ __ ] what they you see that football player get pulled over yeah man that was [ __ ] wild Tyreek Hill yeah yeah on the way to the Dolphins game it's interesting he just didn't want to roll his window down I know I and I I understand like there's like a lot of people weighing in on you know the the nuances of this whole thing because it's layered it's not but it's like I

I mean look I I I'll never have Tyreek Hill's experience you know like as being a black guy in America and and in a McLaren in a McLaren and and and I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cops my whole thing with cops if I get pulled over I always try to be like yes sir 10 and two yes sir like yes sir now he like it's people are right it's not against the law to be to not be like that you're allowed to [ __ ] to be like whatever hurry

up and [ __ ] figure this out you can do that but I just feel like it's it's not deescalate things right but then those cops were [ __ ] hot with like you could could tell the one in particular felt like to me watching it that he was he had felt hum maybe humiliated by also either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is feeling entitled MH that he wanted to show the other cops yeah that like I don't take any [ __ ] which I feel like it's it's a human emotion

but then but you can't have that human emotion as a cop you can't you can't act on it for sure you can't just [ __ ] throw somebody yeah to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal like like he's like he was a violent offender it was really [ __ ] nuts it is nuts the whole thing's nuts it's not it's nuts but it's also it's like it's nuts both ways right it's like roll the window down just roll the window down is obvious I don't know what give your driver's license

you're speeding you're going 103 M hour what are they're alleging I don't know what what his issue was he just didn't feel like it a fun car it's a [ __ ] fun car that's a fun car bro is that a 765 I don't know what it is I don't know anything about McLaren but it's [ __ ] dope I know I remember when you were uh reviewing one when you had that uh car thing you were doing for a while yeah dude they were given me I've driven a lot of the lineup I've driven

the 600 LT how you I don't know I should get one um I just drove the new 750s it's [ __ ] phenomenal but they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power I remember when they sent I specifically I've driven like I said a lot of the lineup when I Grove the 765 LT I remember talking to at the time he was with McLaren in F1 Daniel Ricardo and I was like dude I just drove this [ __ ] thing and I've never I've NE I've

been driven a lot of cars I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car you know I was just I was driving down the 110 and we were doing like 70 and it was just open road and I had somebody in the passenger seat and he was like punch it and I mean in the blink of an eye we're just we're going 130 and and it's just like it's so fast and so responsive you know the the slightest input and I was like this is this is a it was it was a

scary feeling where I go I want to hand this in like I want to turn this in right now and I also want to order one you know like like the both things were like I know this is bad for me yeah but can I get some more Vi ANS cuz this is [ __ ] pretty cool that's what it felt like it was it was terrifying and seductive but the conversation that I I had with him I was like it's crazy that you can just buy this yeah and have that there's no skill requirement

Associated and he and other Automotive journalists were like oh yeah you should definitely have to prove something yeah to drive something like this look at that thing yeah it's it's or like think about the Corvette ZR1 so that has an even lower bar to entry right that's like 200 Grand right what's a ZR1 the new one I don't know I don't know the price on that but that thing's Insanity that's like 1,00 horsepower right they're really crazy yeah insane rear wheeel drive car and it and and all the manufacturers keep getting crazier CRA crazier and

crazier and crazier and then you get to the electric stuff and it's also like it's a missile you know 1,64 so it's almost 11100 horsepower [ __ ] bananas that's so much power for a car it us to be if a car had 400 horsepower like I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in like 2003 and it was uh 420 horsepower like this is crazy yeah that's a Bonkers number it was it was crazy back then uh yeah what does this go for um yeah just uh Google MSRP for ZR1 me you really can't get

one you have to have a allocation right there's probably is that one one for sale it's the 30 12906 oh it's an '06 oh that's a Z6 yeah Z6 is pretty [ __ ] incredible too so that's 129 so the zr1's yeah 200 Grand $200,000 Corvette While others believe that it will start for much less than that oh so they haven't really got the price out there yet wow yeah that 765 is like 400 it's um expected to start 400 Grand so crazy well then you got that Hennessy that Venom thing that's three million bucks

yeah you get like like conus eggs pagis yeah have you seen that Bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical like a beautiful watch and the steering wheel turns around the gauge cluster so the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel and your steering wheel turns around it and it never moves no it's [ __ ] magnificent and what is this in a Bugatti oh wow I'm not even a Bugatti guy cuz Bugatti to me is like look at my dick that's Bugatti you know but look at that [ __ ]

thing yeah no they're sexy see if you can find the um the gauge cluster cuz the the gauge cluster is just complete Insanity scroll up towards so they get to the interior I know they have to show there it is they're going to show it so that's the gauge cluster so the steering wheel spins around that stuff wow so the all that stuff sits behind the wheel and it's all mechanical clocks like look at it it's digital and mechanical at the same going over it here yeah I mean it is just a piece of art

and this is definitely like $35 million oh crazy money if you could get one right it's probably 5 million but you probably can't even get 3.8 million pounds or is that is that pounds or Euros what is that little thing squiggly thing that's pounds pounds so what is 3 3.8 million pounds I mean it's over4 million it's an incredible car but I mean you're you basically have a house you're driving around a [ __ ] house that's too crazy look at that little touch screen pops up look at that screen look how it spins around

says Bugatti oh baby why you laughing it's like why does it have to spin around Why didn't it just come out the way because it's like look at my dick it's a total look at my dick it's a big old Italian dick hey Joey look at my dick it's incredible that's incredible yeah the technology is just I mean it always it's like what's going to what will be around in 20 years cuz I got to say when Bugatti uh Pagani and and K when they do these things I you know I always say think like

this is outrageous but I'm also like it's so cool that you have a spaceship like you that's basically getting into the ground sh yeah do you know uh Sam Alman he's always the head of open AI yeah he's always kind of said I'm not doing this for money I don't make any money and they just busted him in a $4 million Kos egg they did yes oh that's awesome see if you can find that car the video of him in that car I don't need money with me money I'm not even interested in money he's

driving around a $4 million C God look at it go back to the beginning so you can see him get in it does it show him get in it no that's him his [ __ ] Elon was mocking him look at that got a $4 million car there he is hi busted hey bro I think you like money look you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich yeah and you you want everyone to know how [ __ ] Rich are you want everyone to know how rich and you're rich right

now enough I don't have a $4 million car I wouldn't drive that I'd be freaked out I can't drive a I can't park anywhere what am I GNA do that's crazy it's insane so that means he's got way more money than me [ __ ] it's like how much money you get how much money you making what are you doing what are you doing that you're driving a $4 million car so and you're telling everybody you're not trying to make money I don't I'm not interested in money if you're not interested in money you get

a Mercedes you get a nice S-Class and people get mad at you you really want people to not get mad at you get a Lexus get an ls500 cruise around in style no one's going to get mad at you people don't yeah they're fine with that you have a $4 million car hyper car and you you're involved in artificial intelligence and it's supposed to be open Ai and then all sudden became private company there's like a lot of weirdness with like like what happened with the money do you know yeah the amount oh Sam Alman

car he's got a McLaren F1 mlar two McLaren he's got the F1 he's got some CH well he probably already had a bunch of money already right like so how did he come into open AI he says it says he's worth over2 billion well there you go so he's got a $4 million car he's got he's got2 billion him and his Husband yeah his partner chazam yeah that that checks out ched up and also disposable income because you ain't making no kids let's go let's go go $4 million car I don't want I'm not shoot

money this money's not important to me yeah I don't like what what did Elon say about it because it was something about Elon mocking him it's like CU you know Elon was a part of open AI in the beginning but then he was like Hey this isn't so open like right what's going on here and he he brought up the threat that this is Elon mock open what is he saying how's he mocking him oh what does it say uh open AI drive one of the those expensive cars how did open AI become a for-profit

business when it was a nonprofit great says great question but also if this guy was already a billionaire so was he a billionaire before open this was uh probably separate from I remember when that happened on Twitter I don't I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car oh are they yeah oh those dirty [ __ ] same time what's the um a point you sure that wasn't quoting the actual video it could have been but I don't it might be what's the what's the origin of his money that's

a good question what's the origin of Sam alman's wealth where'd he make all the cheddar where he's got a $4 million car billions $4 million cars also like look at my dick big time it's just like the Bugatti like look at my dick according just the quick search say various Investments through his Venture Capital firm including Airbnb stripe oh Airbnb was a big one for him so he's balling he's already balling so don't be hating kids that's fine the guy's making it he out there Rocking In The Free World [ __ ] rad yeah the

thing about those cars those cars are really fun but you know what my most fun car to to drive is actually the most engaging car is my little air cooled 964 that Porsche RX America RS America it's not the fastest yep not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination it's slow compared to my favorite is my slowest too my GT4 yeah it has that Deon upgrade yeah but that car is way faster than my car but it's that car is pretty [ __ ] fast it's pretty fast but it's not like I think everything

else I have is almost faster than it so it's just engaging yes and it's a and it puts the biggest smile on my face right it's very fun yeah that's like my my white car the gg3 RS the shark Works car same kind of thing it's just real raw but they're not as raw as that little red car that little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland yeah where you're in control of this a you feel everything no power steering the you know there's like power assistance brakes there's no air conditioning

no heat no nothing light as [ __ ] 300 horsepower and it's just a [Applause] thrill and you just it just makes your whole body tingle yeah it's like exciting that is the to me the most fun thing to it doesn't you don't have to be going fast that's what's crazy merging on the highway getting to 65 miles hour is a [ __ ] thrill whereas like in the Tesla it's like yeah it's just no sound all a sudden you're going 70 you even notice it that car is like the problem with some of these

um like faster cars that I have and and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out you're like yeah I'm not really getting to drive this thing right you know cuz you're if you're going 75 right and you're like you have to go to a track you have to yeah you to enjoy it yeah yeah and how often you do that that's the [ __ ] thing is that like you tell yourself that you you know we Bend together yeah and you're like I want to do this all the time

let's do it next month it's hard to let's definitely do well next month we probably can't because next month is F1 but after f1's out after F1 yeah after f1's we'll do another day the ultimate baller move the ultimate like all these guys they want to get [ __ ] shot to and France and po this is the ultimate baller move you get a giant piece of land that's flat and you put yourself a [ __ ] racetrack on it and let's go somebody did this in Austin it's for sale I think what yeah somebody

in the Greater Austin area don't tell me this I swear to God don't tell me this don't do this and then a guy a billionaire in Japan just built one that uh yeah he he built a track that you can you can get a membership at his at his track that's oh that's pretty dope that's pretty [ __ ] cool that's a good move so if you know some cool car people you can hang out together yeah they you want to be alone on your track nobody saw my laptop Cali has that um out in

like Indigo oh yeah that area it's a private um uh like a really nice track that has has like a country club it has a restaurant and you can house your cars there that'd be so addictive I know so addictive I know even just in a Miata just going around in something fun small Mias are amazing for the track yeah right it's like that's what I'm saying it's like it's not about how fast you go it's about how much fun it is to go fast MH like there's cars that go way like my Tesla it's

best example goes way faster than anything else I own but it's not as fun no there's a different there's a fun factor to the Roar of the engine the feeling of the tires the Shifting the gears yourself all of it the fun part the fun is just it's I mean that's the joy of it that's why you keep getting them and everybody today is chasing numbers they're all chasing nurur ring times and 0 to 60s and quarter miles yeah and it makes you lose sight of like the real thrill of driving it's also dangerous for

everybody on the street you got these VI anced up kids out there with a [ __ ] ZR1 there's a replica of the Instanbul um F1 track in Texas and it's for sale holy [ __ ] isn't that crazy guy's got an F1 track in his [ __ ] yard isn't that nuts man that's nuts and I feel like it's very Texas where is that like this is like the state where you that looks like it's down by the the ocean it's an amarillo scroll scroll up a little so I can see that image better

yeah is that the ocean in the back no what's that blue [ __ ] I think that's just field Oklahoma if it says it's Amarillo it's all the way up near Oklahoma oh is that where Amarillo is yeah oh I don't know where Emer is just in the like the top tip top 50 acre complex for sale click on it how much for a reasonable price says Jo Let's Go thean 2 million bucks hang on for real hang on hang on this thing just got juicy how far do that drive find out how far that

drive hours H how far is that flight 20 minutes there you go pretty quick let's go ship cars there once don't make me do this come on dude on um I want to get a ranch I've been talking about getting a ranch for there's one for sale right there but I want a different kind of ranch no you don't you want that I want a survival Ranch it's right there survival right on the outside that's not survival that's that's it's acres and Acres man this is a small portion I had Chris Harris on the other

day yeah I'd love that dude yeah that dude can drive if we had a track oh there's an airport right next to it God damn it if we had a track like real close and we could take Chris Harris out how much fun would that be awesome that dude's so [ __ ] great I love watching him drive too he's he's [ __ ] fantastic he loves cars man when you're around like someone who really loves cars he loves all kinds of cars too you know he loves the in he knows his [ __ ]

I like I like watching his videos they're great yeah fun dude he got bucked over on that whole Top Gear deal he did yeah top the cop cop Top Gear Story how it ended was horrible ended due to an accident he and he was and he apparently had gone to the producers saying we we have to stop pushing this we're going to someone's going to get hurt or killed and then someone got hurt real bad big guy though and you know he got [ __ ] up from this uh flipped over a three-wheeler and got

really [ __ ] up but survived and then they killed the show really yeah yeah it was crazy after he had kind of worned them that he also experienced a [ __ ] ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson so everybody [ __ ] hated him but meanwhile he's like the best auto journalist there is he's so fun he's such a good guy and people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson like hey Jeremy Clarkson's still on the air you [ __ ] idiots yeah go over to the Amazon get the JY

colle it's great go watch that too you [ __ ] morons no that's that's too bad I think Chris does great work I love watching him review stuff and and and you can tell like not only is he skilled when he's on track but that he's genuinely having a good time you can tell he loves it oh he's smiling laughing he's uh gonna do more of his own stuff and him and I were yeah we were talking about that I was encouraging that I was like you really need to be doing your own thing like

you're you're so good at Automotive journalists you're so fun people love watching you you should be doing your own Show online you shouldn't be dealing with other people there's no there's no need for that and also like the Top Gear Top Gear is great show and everything like that but they all want to do like crazy stunts like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to like my why why yeah they why they get to a point on all these shows where it's just a producer pitch in

the segment and what we were saying was for television that's what people like yeah but for the internet like for YouTube completely different audience then you get enthusiasts so like if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it it'll have millions of views cuz he want to see a guy who can really [ __ ] drive who really loves cars and understands them review the car I'm like that's where you're at your best man th% for the enthusiasts not for the Casual dorks who wants to see a car go off a

dam on a bungee cord yeah but I mean also on those on those internet videos too is the the great thing is you get their somebody like him gives you an authentic reaction to and they give you authentic critiques they're they're like you know what they they change the seats on this new and and it's not as good or they'll talk about the suspense and they'll give you like the Insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car you go like oh maybe I went the previous generation like they they give you real insight

yeah yeah exactly yeah he gives a lot of good criticism to vehicle Matt Farah does a great job with that too Matt does awesome with that there's a couple other guys that do that stuff straight pipes Chris works with uh singer and you know singer is doing a turbo now yeah they are oh my God there's a green one he went to uh go to the factory and they're showing it the attention to detail is so [ __ ] incredible uh singer number one the very first one's here in Austin really yeah I saw it

in person yeah what do it like in person pretty cool they're [ __ ] it's it's cool it's a a guy who has a few and he's like he's like here's number oneck that's probably worth a lot of money see if you can find the singer turbo video with Chris Harris cuz it's uh I just want to see the green one and in in and it's like it looks kind of like an old 911 Turbo or is it that yeah that's it that's it yeah that's it but it's it looks kind of like an old

911 Turbo but then when you see the details of it you're like oh they do an awesome job this is way better than a regular [ __ ] gorgeous way better than a reg see if you can find the the video because the video is incredible dude no that's the video of his original car this is how I F push click that real quick because that was before singer he had this car made and this is oh no this is singer oh okay this is the dis this is a different one this is just a

how many years ago is this 22 this is the Dynamics and lightweight study one this is the crazy $3 million singer oh my God this one's different this one's not a turbo this is their super lightweight incredible car this car is inred right always he [ __ ] Nails it but this car is crazy crazy expensive yeah 3 million yeah but it's Immaculate Immaculate um sing singer turbo put in Turbo singer turbo green um go to videos click on videos and go to recent okay right there where it says more than 10 years click that

there you you go bam okay this is it so look at that [ __ ] thing so this is this is the turbo so it looks kind of like a 911 turbo from like whatever year that would be like 1980 or whatever the [ __ ] it was but it's way more smooth and Polished and refined and it just when you see it parked and still it's just amazing like their attention to details just off the [ __ ] charts man yeah like this go back so you can see so that was that's the car

show so they they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a a s there he is you get a sense of what it looks like look at that thing right there that is [ __ ] rad man cards don't get prettier they just get different they don't get prettier than that they just get different and then that dark cool metallic green like look at that thing I I would get talked into this yeah in this moment if they were like and then

you want it like yeah how much do you think that [ __ ] cost uh that's not as much as the DLR no it's not I think I don't know you're probably DLS you get um I mean there's so much customization involved in it though probably a million bucks that or just under you know around there I think they can make these from what I remember for a little bit uh less than what they were making the because they were just doing 964 before I think right that they can make these that's not a 964

chassis they don't start with a 964 on the turbo I don't know but I'm saying on the pre like you know singers were all just one uh model before those were more expensive for them to just even produce um singer DLS turbo oh boy so uh starts as a 964 J but this is a DLS turbo that's a different one look how sick that thing looks that's the D that is another level that's the dynamic lightweight study yes Porsche Turbo which is bananas that thing looks that doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before

no and that's the difference definitely more expensive oh yeah like the one we were just looking at I think you could produce those look at that thing that's insane looking oh my God that thing's insane looking are you going to make a phone call after no no get away from me there's like a line where I won't cross really yeah yeah yeah what's the line that's the line oh really yeah that looks [ __ ] amazing insane you start getting into million dollar cars like what are we doing that's okay what the [ __ ]

are we doing here fine no that's true it's not a Bugatti it's also a different kind of thing than look at my dick you know it's it's more of like oh you know cars you're a passionate guy yeah you you know what the [ __ ] it's the wheel spinning that's yeah that's that's [ __ ] I just love that there's people like there like you know the Gunther Works guy there people that there making those things so [ __ ] cool I just love this to someone who just goes so hard a roof yeah

I want to I want to they're not even Porsches right I don't know me like they can't even really call them a Porsche it's like roofs yeah but it looks exactly like a Porsche like what is this I definitely want to see what it's like like go to roof's website Ruf the when you see like the new one that they have the that crazy it's water cooled right but it looks like an air cooled car right yeah I've never been in one I've Just Seen photos and videos and stuff and they makes you go like

what's this like I mean I want must be insane yeah and there there's these cars like that that are just like complet like look at that W that's a 9 93 turbo base and so that's their Turbo R that they make look at that [ __ ] thing so this is the one these are the ones that are weird the ones that aren't like scroll up scroll back up rough car so that one so CTR anniversary so that one I don't think is a Porsche really I don't think it starts off as a Porsche think

it's all their [ __ ] and it just makes it look like it looks exactly like a Porsche but I don't believe it has I think it's a new car that yeah see monu completely developed by Ruff uh roof rather it's a type of Aviation is CTR reminiscent of the legendary yellow bird so the yellow bird was a Porsche there was a a roof Yellowbird from like what was like the 80s remember that one that Porsche one that was crazy but this is not really a Porsche this this is a a roof car that they

make that just looks they're basically ripping off Porsche really yeah I mean but what about the other the other ones are mod modified exact pores the other one that one was a 993 that was a like they take the base 993 and they Juice It Up but this one I think is entirely developed by them wow looks it's supposed to be Madness supposed to be total Madness roof holler at me man completely redesigned yeah scroll up so I can see image of the front look at that [ __ ] thing wo so [ __ ]

cool and look how fat the tires are that thing has has some grip yeah you get it too why you you encounter these people with just like nothing but Porsches yeah it's just so s there's something about them you just go I want what about the other one that you guys made like you just kind of want to keep going yeah there's uh there's also something about the size of them right they're so small and compact that when you're in them you feel like you're you're in a like a you feel like you're in a

race car you're hunkered there's something weird about even though these get obviously very expensive that feel I've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car than other super cars you know what I mean like you see one parked you could see a porel parked in a grocery store parking lot and like it you're just like oh it's [ __ ] rat but you see a Lambo and you're like what the [ __ ] is this person doing like this out of his mind yeah yeah it just doesn't feel pink Lambo with the

HB parking lot looks crazy get out here crazy yeah yeah coming out with your giant sunglass glasses on looking for attention to wrap around he's just trying to get punched Sam in his [ __ ] conus egg yeah that that's ridiculous there's so many people that see people like that too and they really want to smack them yeah they see you with that thing like I just want to smack that guy and it's [ __ ] stupid yeah nobody has um any like sympathy for you on the road if you're in something like that and

you crash ha haha or like try to merge people [ __ ] off [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you can't get in front of me douchebag yeah th% you got to go somewhere no no I was just looking at what it was sorry sorry um addictive man I knowes they're addictive you ever thought of like going to a flip phone oh Ari style yeah wasn't that Dana too Dana had it in the beginning he had a flip phone early on but then it got to the point where you know he has to

manage the social media of the UFC so he has to be able to look at things online and you know they he's saying your Praises we were with him in Vegas uh talking about you [ __ ] guy loves you man I love him too yeah he's great if it wasn't for him that sport would not be what it is he told us the story about um you about him clearing out the New York offices oh yeah and he put it in the v he's checking tapes yeah and he sees you on Keenan Ivory Waynes

I think he said yeah yeah that's what it was he was like I need this [ __ ] guy yeah yeah it was crazy because in the beginning I didn't even want to do it when he was trying to get because I had already worked for the UFC in the past from 97 to 98 I did postf fight interviews I was like I'm out and then they bought it in 2001 and he was trying to talk me into working for them I'm like I don't want to work really yeah I was like I don't want

to do this but I would ask him you know hey have you ever watched K1 do do you guys watched Pride do you know about this guy you ever see faki fight have you seen Hicks and Gracie he's even better than Hoy like we started having these conversations and he was like how much of this [ __ ] you watch I was like it's the only sport I know I don't even know the rules to basketball and they Blow That Whistle I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on hilarious I don't know

I told him the story about how when I would go with you on these weekends and I'm like you know just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting I was like so where's like your prep book you know like and you're like all up here and I'm like what are you talking about you're about to call seven hours and you and you said you go there's nothing else up here cluttering my mind with other sports I only know one sport yeah yeah but that's true I mean I do watch fights but when I watch

fights I don't have to like say oh this guy's got a great question Mark I already had I know I know what he does I know what that guy does yeah that's impressive though I've seen him fight 100 but but it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there yeah I believe it I don't have any football in there I don't know what's going on with football yeah off what's offside why does he got a flag what's a down why is it it why is it first down now what is happening oh

that guy got hurt that's all I know oh that was bad oh he ran with the ball pretty far I don't know what's going on and I don't want to know I don't care I can still enjoy it sure I I have room for a couple things in my head you know like Combat Sports things and just smash them all together if you had to put something that interests you even somewh what outside of Combat Sports MMA and all that what what sport would be like second I know it's a distant second but what would

be the one where you're like oh I enjoy that where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch yeah any like that you would sit down and outside of combat Sports yeah if somebody had it on you'd be like all right I'll watch some of this with you I maybe would be like what's going on with Cricket what are you guys doing Cricket yeah be like what is that the hell's happening really why I got that paddle you'd be I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer we went to Austin professional

soccer soccer's legit here's one of the reasons why soccer is legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks so there's no [ __ ] commercial time there's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face they don't take any no breaks really nope nope it goes for a certain amount of time I forget how long a soccer match is but it's increased in in its popularity tenfold here in the last decade I'm telling you if you go to see it live it's [ __ ] I've been

to multiple games incredible right yeah it's unbelievable and the arena they have here in Austin is amazing it's great you don't realize that it's you know compared to what we're used to for like American football stadiums right it's small it doesn't feel small CU you every seat in that house is fantastic and it's yeah it's great competition we keep getting better players here I mean I was somebody who you know I grew up not into soccer at all and half my family was like what's wrong with you because they're all South americ Argentina it's [

__ ] huge right Argentina it's the [ __ ] bigger than any bigger than religion it's just it is religion and I mean my Peruvian cousins were all like how do you not like soccer and I the whole world loves it the whole world loves it but I do think it's cool that in the last for me like in the last decade plus first of all we lived in a time with like some of generational Talent you know with like Ronaldo and Messi and and these guy and it's like shifting now to mbappe and and

these just incredible incredible talents so I think high level anything becomes interesting like when I would watch the Classico the Madrid Barcelona game at the height of these of these guys uh Club powers in the like 10 years ago you're watching such a high stakes highlevel game you could have zero interest and you're like holy [ __ ] this this is so incredible and I think that and and um Premier League stuff kind of you know it just it there it kind of drifted over to the point where we're like hey you know soccer's been

played here forever just didn't have that same popularity but this MLS stuff has continued to grow and grow and people you know I remember Saturday mornings uh during our football season a lot of times you you're putting it on now and you'll see um soccer games like um from the Premier League was on NBC for a while I don't know if they still have that contract but here you go um but like it just has and they keep getting you know better Talent on the state side that I I think we'll we'll continue to see

it uh become more popular if you go see it live you'll get hooked I'll I'll tell you that the MLS is like that too oh my God I got to see I was on tour in Australia last year and I got to see the Australian Open men's finals with jokovic um yeah seeing that in person there's also like not a bad seat in that place it's it's a whole other thing it made me go okay I want to go to all like the the big Wimbleton I want to go really he he was just incredible

to see in person again just somebody so so talented at their sport that watching it live changed you know I i' played tennis growing up and like I've I've watched tennis tournaments but live is is everything I mean I've told people that about UFC too it's like yeah it's cool to watch watch on TV but it's so different in person it's yeah especially with no commentary just watching the actual violence like oh my God it's right there real yeah and then you have a moment of like uh the the sound of the crowd dies and

you hear a you know you're like oh that's that guy face oh yeah it's like holy [ __ ] the my favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center cuz the UFC Apex Center has no audience yeah so small it's incredible and during Co that was the best thing about Co for me how about the sphere thing it's going to be nuts that's this weekend I know I know yeah I'm pretty pumped I don't know what they're going to do I know they have uh I don't know if they're going to show the

fights on the ceiling so you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see with the the video monitors are showing you the fights of the people that well he told us what what they're doing can you say it I mean I don't know I I assume we were on a podcast it hasn't I don't think it's been released but you tell me tell me dude he's like it's a [ __ ] it's a movie that's going to play about the history like this of Mexican Combat Sports I know about that

there's six of them there six different small films yeah okay that's that's what he was telling us about and he was just like it's all everything is authenticated and like you know like and the crew that made it is Mexican it's just like this huge Mexican plight story and I mean I don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall that's what I'm thinking I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling Jesus which would be an advantage you see a show there in certain positions no I have not have

you no and I heard it's just I've heard it's insane B what did Burke go to see there the dead he's seen a few there he saw the of course he has I got to go he saw the dead and he saw um he he went to a the YouTube show when they were there too oh wow he said yeah he I cried so much you know of course yeah like yeah emotional yeah I cried the whole time my daughters were making fun of me I'm like yeah they should yeah they should mock you he

he doesn't just cry he likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram I'm so sad my daughter went to college look is this one good how many did he take before he picked that one he's a [ __ ] mess when I saw him of course yeah the the college drop off has got to be heavy yeah yeah yeah he was um he's a character he's on one he was in a [ __ ] vendor how's he doing these days he's he Benders he goes off he goes on yeah he's

cleaned up for a little while and he went back right back in he's on a b he's on a birt cycle um yeah he was real clean and then he my favorite he was like we were somewhere in Vegas and somebody was like you know do you want this he's like can't I'm hardcore Keo and I was like okay and uh then we go to this I'm like okay the fu you said we you twisted your head that's such a bir Hardo Hardo and then we go to this bar and we're pouring drinks po OS

drinks you know we're like our our brand and and it's like tons of people and it's it's a very fun thing everyone's out and getting bottles and and drinks and we're signing things and then and of course like you know he's throwing them back he's throwing them back and at one point you he's standing there shirtless and he goes I'm [ __ ] I'm absolutely [ __ ] shitfaced I go yeah I can tell and so I go um hey you know some time passes I go you want to get out of here he's like

yeah I go okay we're going to go this way out of this place and here's the exit and he's like okay so I turn this way say something I go ready he goes I'm going to [ __ ] stay and I go okay I'll see you later man so really I leave I get the [ __ ] out of there and then I run into him later I'm like how how was it he was like oh he was like dude I was so hammered I go yeah I know he goes yeah I got back and

I ate a dozen donuts I was like I go what happened to hardcore keto he goes well I just ate the tops and I go that's that's not how keto that's even worse that's rather Frosty you [ __ ] what are you talking about he's a lunatic oh my God he's still alive mhm I wonder how long can you do that for I mean how long can you do that for yeah he goes he does and then you know what'll happen is like so he's like whatever real crazy right now and we'll see him in

like a month and he'll be like oh yeah my other favorite phrase he's like I quit quit drinking I go when he goes Wednesday and I'm like it's [ __ ] Friday he's like I know but it's like 48 Hours nothing I'm like that's not that's a normal person that's not how that term works and he's like he's like but so he'll get he'll get to one a certain point here where he'll be like I got to clean it up and he'll just like really clean it up you know like won't drink for a while

clean up the diet you'll see him just like thin out he takes a picture on Instagram takes takes a good picture sucks his gut in sexy picture and this is me now and then you'll be like oh you're three weeks later huge yeah it was just it's a cycle three weeks later I see him waddle through the [ __ ] Green Room at the Mother Ship I'm like what the [ __ ] dude the [ __ ] are you doing I know he goes hard he goes hard dude he goes hard I've been going hard

with uh eating just super clean man yeah yeah yeah how long um a couple months in yeah yeah it's the funny thing is like by just being so committed to it anything outside of it now you feel it yes it's so like I I really didn't have a reference for that before yeah you know cuz I'm like I'm eating a lot of you know pretty much the same wheelhouse of [ __ ] every day like I have four eggs blueberries um a little while later uh protein shake lunch I had lunch today 10 ounces of

chicken greens and I have like little things like peanut butter jelly pack like a bridge staying clean yep and then dinner I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein like sea bass um uh salmon sometimes I'll have leaner red meats greens fruit you got someone organizing this for you or you just doing it yourself I saw it was funny I I did it because I'm shooting my show next month and I was like three months out and I was like [ __ ] if I don't like dial it in right now I'm show yeah

and I'm going to show up and I'm going to be like I wish I just don't want to have regret like I didn't try right right and I was like I know I'm not going to look like a Marvel guy in 3 months but I know I can clean it up in 3 months yeah and like I mean you just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go oh you f [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] loser piece of [ __ ] look at you that's the worst so

I've gone down you know I'm down to like 204 body fats down and I have about another month so I just sticking to it but the funny thing is like any like the other night I got home and the boys were like they they got um uh what's it called like the shaved ice machine and they've been making those you know during the day and they're kids and like you gotta have one you gotta got you know I go okay I'll try it I'll try it so they shave the ice in the machine and they

pour flavors into it and I take you know few spoons full spoon it's very sweet right dude within an hour I'm like like doubled over running to the toilet yep and I'm like oh yeah cuz I can isolate it now before when I was eating like a trash can like I would just go like I don't know what it was you know it was [ __ ] maybe it was the bread maybe also you get used to feeling like [ __ ] yeah you do that's what Duncan's you know Duncan had diabetes yeah he got

type two diabetes from I think it's from vaping sugar for sure but also vaping and the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out he was getting his blood sugar checked and like it was spiking and he's like I don't even understand I'm not drinking any soda not eating any sugar and then he realized that it spikes after he Vapes wow and so because he was you know monitoring it and then he realized oh my God there's a reason why this stuff is sweet there's [ __ ] sugar in the

Vapes that makes sense I've tried them and you're like this really sweet you're it's watermelon how else you going to get a watermelon flavor how else you going to get a peach flavored Vape unless you have some sugar in there yeah how you getting [ __ ] apple flavored Vapes yeah of course there's sugar in there there's sugar and so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure or his blood sugar lever did he uh get himself out of it yeah he got off of it got um and you know it's just uh you don't realize

that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself and you eat really healthy and he was like dude I don't need naps anymore I have energy all day this thing has helped me so much dude like this eating plan I got it from a nutritionist in in La uh Dr guglia and uh like I told him a couple weeks into it I was like if I don't lose a pound I'm a already going to thank you for my digestion changing like I used to you know [ __ ] I got so used to just explosive

shits all the time that like you know like Christina's like are you going to ever see a doctor I I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom and I'm like yeah I got to go check it out and then I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago and they were like you're good and I'm like yeah but I mean I have diarrhea 14 times a week is that normal and they're like I don't know man so this switching to like the way I just describe my eating now dude I have totally normal gut health

yeah that's how it's supposed to be I yeah it took me 45 years to figure out well that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F Kennedy Jr being connected to Trump in this election Trump yeah because if Trump winds up winning they're going to expose Our Food Systems Robert Kennedy one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system one is glass glyphosate glyphosate which is used it's a an herbicide it's used all over the [ __ ]

place it's in a lot of food most people they test or some incredibly High number of people test positive for glyphosate in their blood really yeah because you're getting it from organic vegetables even like some vegetables I shouldn't say organic but you're getting it from like there's some stuff that they just spray it on no matter like I think the the most glyos I think it might be corn so what things contain the most glyphosate let's let's Google that I think it's corn rice and different you know different vegetables and fruit fascinating how if you

go to Western Europe you realize that they don't use any glyphosate but like our food would be like illegal in grocery stores our Froot Loops are illegal in Canada are they really yeah cuz we use dye there's all these red dyes and [ __ ] in our fro Loops they don't they have the same Froot Loops in can't they're like no no no you can't put that stuff in there so we they have to sell different Froot Loops to Canada than they do to America uh some of the most common foods with glyphosate oh non-organic

cereals and Grains uh harvested with glyphosate these include wheat barley buckwhat Millet rice oats wild rice popcorn and sorghum wild rice so you think wild rice oh I'm getting wild rice must be healthy um or popcorn but a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people they say they're glucose or gluten intolerant that what it's actually it's not GL that's [ __ ] with them it's glyphosate really yeah and we this is just one of those like um one of those American things like huge conglomerates that's spraying down yep

Monsanto yeah so that's Roundup and so there's that and then there's seed oils [ __ ] terrible for you and they're in everything and they're in everything because they're cheap and it used to be industrial lubricant and they figured out a way to make it somehow or another tur into food it's so [ __ ] sad that we have like also that most people myself included I'm not even talking about other like you just don't have the knowledge of the like you'd have to right you have to inquire and really be curious about this and

you got to dig for a long time and if you talk to your doctors a lot of time Doctors Don't Know Jack [ __ ] most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical school studying nutrition yeah most doctors they'll tell you just need a healthy diet I'm like look at you doc look at you doc you know I had a [ __ ] neighbor that was a 260lb cardiologist ol isn't that crazy like I'm not he's seven feet tall he wasn't he's shorter than me and I was like that's so big you

tell people like hey man your heart's that's so crazy it's so crazy it was wildly overweight some people just can't control themselves they just don't they don't have a history of controlling themselves and so they just don't and they just eat I mean bro I remember Ralphie May we uh one time we uh we all left The Comedy Store and we went to a bar it was Stan hope me and couple other comics and Ralphy it was Joey and Ralphy was going to meet us there there was this bar that Stan hope used to like

in Hollywood we us go back in the day before Hollywood was a zombie movie and so uh Ralphie doesn't show up we're like waiting for him like where the [ __ ] is Ralphie we were waiting for everybody outside we're going to all go in together and get a table Yeah and we're sitting outside and Ral no Ralphie for a long ass time and then all a sudden like an hour later Ralphie shows up and ralphy's back seat was just filled with rappers so this poor guy yeah was so addicted that he couldn't get in

his car and drive from The Comedy Store to this bar which was like two miles away he had a stop at a Jack In The Box and tear it up and this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled so he couldn't eat any meat so he wasn't eating meat so he's eating jalapeno poppers from Jack In The Box just stacks of them yeah he was he was really sick he was sick he ate through his stomach stapling twice I got a piss real bad oh let's piss okay let's piss pee let's pee

let's pee together and we're back great pee it's a such a game changer yeah when you have to pee and you can't concentrate it's so hard to talk I was just like your eye starts to flutter yeah H it makes me think about those debates like what if someone has to pee in the debate you got to dial your water in just right do you have a I have a pre-show pee routine do you yeah kind of cuz I I would say like my fixation is I kind of have to when I get like during

the day I'm drinking water and you know a couple coffees and it's like if we're on the road you know we go work out I'm going to increase the water intake like start drinking more and then you know you get ready head over to the venue and it's like okay I get there show is going to be in 45 minutes it's like I pee but then I keep going like oh here's a water May pour a d Coke I'm going take on stage in a cup water and then it's like all right start the show

I introduce you know opener and then I'm like all right I'm I'm GNA go pee and I'll be I'll be back and I do that and then it's like hey he's got five minutes left and I always go do I have to pee again like this is like a real yeah it's like you're you get a go to a spa and they're like uh you're going to get a massage and they're like do you have to pee and I go do I I think so yeah I want yeah I think there's four drops left I'd

like to get them out this get out the worst is if you have to [ __ ] oh Jesus if you think you're going to go on stage for an hour and you have to take a [ __ ] like oh my God yeah how much time does he have left he has 3 minutes left I can't [ __ ] in 3 minutes I can't [ __ ] in three I know that is but your body does this thing where it'll shut the [ __ ] thing down unless it's like a real [ __ ]

emergency right but youever had that on stage have I ever had that I have to [ __ ] I puked on the side of the stage really yeah that was [ __ ] those are were you sick yeah and that was horrible literally in a can in the wings oh my God Jesus like that was that was rough did you go back on stage yep did they know you threw up nope until I told them wow no um but the P one like I hate when you go all right I'm yeah I'm just gonna go

out there what am I [ __ ] toddler just go [ __ ] do your and I'm like five minutes in I'm like I have to pee right now you know you just carry that your body will like put it out of your but there's like this discomfort you have the whole time where you're standing there I'm like I'm going to be here for a [ __ ] hour I did it once where I ran off stage and I you know the mothership the way I got to go all the way up I had to

go all the way the [ __ ] upstairs and just pissed so hard and then went back yeah no no no it didn't it was like I finished my set you finished but like halfway through my set I was like God damn it I had to pee but someone was in the bathroom like right before I went and I was like [ __ ] no it's I mean I I mean I've also I've peed on the side of the stage before like you a panic yeah Jesus I know on the ground no like in a

trash can and in a cup I've done that too to how many times is AR peed right there he pisses in [ __ ] kombucha bottles God everything no [ __ ] disgusting he's gross sooss he wants you to know he's peeing in the room yeah show you his nuts and come on man I'm surprised I haven't seen him come I've seen him pee so many times I know um we're getting close to October we going to do something this year dude I'm shooting the whole month here but I'll be here yeah okay I'll be

here you going to go sober no sure I mean I'm going to be like shooting five days a week I'm sure i' do you think we can get ber to go sober for a month again cuz last year he was excited to not do it I don't think I don't want to speak for him but no maybe he could use it though right uh I don't know wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him no it's never the worst thing for for any of us to take a month off sure it's good I

mean yeah I always feel like um I mean it's it's what kind of challenge is it for the each person you know well it's easy for me I haven't had a drink in since uh I had a couple glasses of I had a a margarita and like a mule Saturday night so that was it that was the last time I had a drink yeah I had a few drinks Saturday night in Vegas yeah we were doing I was at dinner with the misses but I haven't had anything to drink since then which is normal I

can go week two like it's not not I you know it's not that big a deal that's what I'm saying so like but for bird it's a big ass deal yeah it's ATT tests his um will will for sure and and um will to live cleans him up I think I think he um I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it because so many people are like you're going to struggle this like you know online and I think that uh well Bert's another one that has that delusional I can't lose

he is like he is I I remember what was the one that I was was like what are you doing when he was like I could do the splits you can't I think I can I was like you're going to [ __ ] I your hamstrings when he told me he could I really believed for a second he could I was like really wow yeah I know because it also is one of those things that Berke could secret like you know what I mean it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities oh you have

this secret skill you can also do this right like when you played tennis and you found out he could serve like a [ __ ] Pro Jesus I know he has all these like weird like hidden skills yeah I I really believe that he could do the splits yeah but he couldn't even come close it wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back you know like maybe yeah maybe you did it when you're in high school and you can kind of get back

there yeah you could now do you still do them all the time all the time okay I stretch out constantly okay especially lately CU I've been dealing with like some real stiff back problems cuz when I shoot a lot of archery I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck cuz I my bow is 80 lb to pull back so I'm pulling back 80 lb like 1 15 times a day yeah so then tightens up everything's tight so it really helps is stretching massage helps a lot but man stretching

so helps so much I started stretching I have like it's not that unusual but kind of chronically tight hamstrings you know that like I'm like [ __ ] and the I the massage definitely helps but spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches has definitely helped me it's [ __ ] gigantic everyone should stretch and especially for uh anyone that has like stiffness in their lower back and a lot of that stuff like you you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back yeah it's all

tied there most like if a lot of times that lower back tightness it's just you just follow the line it's like your glutes into your hamstrings and your hamstrings are super tight they're pulling down and it's and it'll relieve your your lower back P yeah yeah I do a lot of hamstring exercises too though I do a lot of Nordic curls I do those those are the [ __ ] man once I started getting into those you know the Neo toes guys stuff like Nordic is that like laying flat yeah you lay flat and you

pull yourself up with your hamstrings it's [ __ ] hard really yeah it's hard yeah I do that for sets of six like six reps pulling yourself up and I the first time I did it I couldn't do one I was like this is crazy really yeah cuz I like I have strong [ __ ] legs like how can I not do this this is nuts I couldn't believe I couldn't do it I was shocked so I really started concentrating on it now I do sets of six but I think I could probably do nine

if I guessed I think I could that challenging though it's [ __ ] hard dude I don't think I've ever tried it should try it okay we'll do it out here I have one right out in the middle of the lobby really yeah I have one in the I have an extra one if you need one oh okay cool thanks man yeah um I have a bunch of them I've gotten there's a the TI bar guy made me a cool one and there's a few other one what's his other guy Mr Infinity he he made

one that's really good they there's a lot of ones that are adjustable they do a bunch of different things as well as just uh just just do the Nordic curls like some of them you can do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises but uh it's a great one for stabilizing your knee really good exercise for because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole like that's that's it right there that's what it looks like when you're doing it yeah that looks that's a sorax one challenging it's [

__ ] hard man yeah it looks like it um but the one that's really the re reason why like I really like the tibar guy one and the Mr Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it so instead of starting flat like the Rogue one that we have outside you start completely flat and in the beginning I had to help myself I had to like what I would do is I put two fingers down and give myself a little push with the fingers and then complete the Reps of my hamstring and then

try to lower myself as much as catch it but now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up no problem and I could do it but it took a while to build it up and I was kind of surprised because I thought it was going to be like one of those things like a pistol squat like it looks hard but I have strong legs I can do that you can do that but I was like this is [ __ ] impossible wow but you think

about that kind of a pull that's it right there who who is this one TI bar guys this one's a really good one man so you could use it to do back extensions you could use it to do reverse hypers really top-notch stuff and the angle change is huge because you start it off give yourself a little bit of an angle so you're already like halfway through the rep and it's much easier and then lower it a little bit and then and then eventually you get to to Flat I like I'd like to try it

it's especially for rehabbing that bad knee the injured knee it's really good anything I do leg curls too with those U you ever use those um um monkey feet things yeah that thing's [ __ ] great and then they have a new one the monkey Fe Pro where they have the plates already built into it and so you can slide a pin out you know like those uh like dumbbells that do that yeah sure yeah so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of like having a dumbbell that you have to attach

to it that sounds Co yeah that's the new one the monkey V Pro that's [ __ ] huge but all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and [ __ ] phenomenal stuff man yeah that seems awesome so if we do so October do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year or should we I can't I just won't have any time the the I just will be too way too busy are you going to work out at all yeah so I already talked to like

my I go look I mean I've been I've been preparing uh for this thing by training six days a week and and alternating like I had today was a steady state cardio day so I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes a bike ride um and then tomorrow morning I'll get up and lift and then you know so I I so you're organized I'm organized I like structure so so I'll I'll I'll follow the my plan but I'm able to do right now hour sessions hour lifting hour cardio sessions sometimes I can do two a

days if if the schedule allows do two in a day but I was like look I know when we're in production you won't have the time no so I'm just we're we my trainer and I have been figuring out like all right what about like CU I I've had days where I go I don't half an hour right but you can still like get something good going in 30 minutes sure and I'm like look all I got to do I just don't want to get into working on production and just go into zero I'll feel

like [ __ ] too right so figuring out like okay I think it has to be am for me this whole idea that I'm GNA shoot all day and then at the end of the day you're prepping for the next day I'm going to go work out now at like 9:30 it's just not going to happen so we're gonna try to organize workouts that are more condensed that I'll keep be able to keep doing through through production six weeks six seven weeks of production you know and tell what is the show so this is the

show that I don't think I've ever uh shown you but um like two years ago I had a break on my tour and I had this kind of distorted sense of income because you're on tour you know and you're like I want like I love features but trying to pull pull a feature together is a huge undertaking right but if you want to shoot like a short film it's a lot easier to manage so I go you know I had all these things that I've written you know five to 10 page short stories and I

hit up my friend Ramy and I was like hey we we'd work together and stuff he's the one that directed my um my music video years [ __ ] Steven Seagal yeah Ste SE so I go you know I got a break on tour I'm willing to write a check to like to make a short film can I stop you right there yeah did Bert ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death he's like I don't find he was I don't know that's just your humor I he's like he's like I

he was like people asked me and he and he said I just told them that's Tom's humor I guess that's what he finds funny cuz I was like if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death I might be like how does he really feel about me like what the [ __ ] is going on he just stabbed me to death on on a video but he is right in that I I do I mean if you see the series you'll see that like oh this is a warm feeling to you uh

like I just I you know I did yeah I yeah there it is this is so ridiculous and he's so big in that video oh with the face swap yeah it was a great deep fake for at that time too it's gotten so much better now but anyway I tell my friend I go I want to shoot a short film you know like during this break and like I'll pay for it and I I just want to shoot it and put it out kind of like the music video and he was like looking at I

was sending him scripts he's like I think we could actually if you can take this like 11 days I think we could shoot three and I'm like really like that's going to be [ __ ] crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break when I should be like taking time down but I go okay so we we sign up to shoot three and again the whole thing is like we'll just make the because I enjoy making them you know what I mean right so we shoot them and then when we have them we're

like oh this kind of looks this kind of is like a show now it's like like a old uh Twilight Zone where it's just like here's a you know here's a short story so then we went back to a a white psych like a sound stage and I shot an introduction to the like I'm the host of a show and then the idea was you remember I built like during the pandemic this pay-per-view kind of website you know where people could buy tickets to like live podcasts I was like oh I know what I'll do

I'll cut we'll cut this together and then this will be the first like ticketed like Pay-Per-View event that is a scripted written show as opposed to like a live podcast which I was really excited by I was like look I don't even care I don't need to make money even if this like helps me recoup a portion of what I spent to make this I feel like that would be a win it's just exciting to try something new like that right so it's all cut together you know it's super high production quality and I show

it to like agents and and they were like they you you got to show this to some of the streamers you know CU I told them my plan I was like yeah my plan was just to do this and they go I think we can get you you can get a series out of this and we showed it to Netflix and they were like yeah we'll do a series you can do six of these so now we spent time obviously in the writers room writing six episodes worth of these and each one each episode had

will have like a theme and then uh short stories that are dark like Twisted [ __ ] up stories there with a comedic twist to it right like things that are um comedic in nature I would say but but dark um so I think it's like a com I like I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone so do you have the whole first of all you really like to be busy I mean I more than anybody

I know I I do feel I think better having a lot going on yeah but you mean you like to be overwhelmed I don't think I think there's a line I like I've discovered in my life that there's a line and that I can and you have you figure out the line by living that you that you get to a I'm coming everywhere with the line that was too much right that cuz that was that was your tour that was the last tour and that was we leave Monday and we do shows Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Friday Saturday you know like that that and that was week after week and that that was a lot that was too much this tour that I've been on this year is like this weekend I'm in Eugene Vancouver and Denver that's it Thursday Friday Saturday I'm home I'm home that night right the next week Cleveland Buffalo Toronto it's like three three shows three nights right that's a much more manageable way to live but I I had to figure it out production too it production there's no way to deal to work in production where I'm writing producing

I'm directing some of them I'm in there's no way to do that without being busy but it's also a condensed amount of time that's what I like about Productions is that you you only have a few weeks you see your end date you're like we're done here so we just have to make it happen so I mean it'll be a very busy six weeks for me but it also will be over and when are you planning when is that going to get out on Netflix my thought is that it would probably be in the spring

I think I think so um I'm sure that conversation will continue but I'm so [ __ ] stoked for it dude like it it we got a great group together to write it um I love that I get to work with Ramy I'm working with Jeremy Connor um and and just a great crew and like we're casting here in the next couple weeks we're the thing that one of the things I'm honestly super proud of is that I got them to let me do the show in Austin and we're going to have Austin production Austin

crew we're casting Austin actors so it's like a real Austin production you know so that that to me was like very fun I was like I don't want to go move to Atlanta to do this I want to do it home I there's got to be plenty of actors here oh for sure there's actors here and also that and we are doing Austin locations like we're just shooting all over the city but I think that's [ __ ] cool that's pretty dope dude that's exciting it's a wild show when you see the stuff you're going

to be like you're [ __ ] up man I can't wait I'm excited yeah I'm EXC so when do you start uh our first shoot day is October 7 I think wow not long from six weeks of chaos six weeks of chaos and then there's something about having a goal too like a a thing that you're working towards it just changes your mindset yeah it's I think this has helped with like even like I was telling the focus of like nutrition and health and like you know the discipline of that bleeds into the discipline of

the writing and like getting these meetings done and like you know it all comes together yeah when I was getting ready to do my live special uh knowing that there was a date that this had to be done and then it was only on one night so it was like this like super hyperfocus of getting ready for something like that yeah and when I did it I was like after it was over I was like I want to do that again really yeah yeah I was at first I was like I'm going to do this

one time and I'm never going to [ __ ] do this again because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix but you enjoyed the experience I liked it but you like the the heightened pressure I like it yeah I like it I like it a lot yeah I like it too much well that's kind of how I am about being have you ever thought about doing a live special never never thought about it you should do it you think so yep I think everybody should

do it yeah everybody's good you got you do good shows you do great sets for you know headlining sets just get it dialed in to where you know how that moves and let's [ __ ] go and just bust that [ __ ] out for the whole world and you don't have to do any editing that I'll tell you I [ __ ] hate it's the worst you know the last one they called me and they go so we're going to have to change your release date cuz you won't watch this like [ __ ]

man I always have that problem I don't want to watch me I know either I don't want to I [ __ ] hated it was and then I gross then I told them I wanted the show that they were like no not that I go yeah no I want this show and they were like what about the other show I don't want that show and then everyone was like I go you asked me to [ __ ] watch it I watched it well that's got to be you you can't have anybody giving you advice no

I don't I don't agree I think if a comic is going to put out a special it should be that comic special and what that comic thinks should be on that special and that's it I don't want no I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of The Comedy Store and Robbie was drunk and Bill Burr was like hey I'm not going to [ __ ] argue with you about what my [ __ ] act is why drunk at the comedy store and it was this like incredible moment I'm like yeah

that's how it's supposed to be you're not supposed to have someone tell you yeah what the [ __ ] you're going to put in your act sure like do you know how to do comedy no you don't do comedy right shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up this is crazy this a crazy conversation yeah it's I mean I but everybody wants to get in there that's the problem with like if you were doing your show it's a problem with doing anything like imagine if you did your mom's house and

you had a bunch of people you were working that's it's a great analogy I mean yeah especially your mom's house live oh my God no well yeah that wouldn't work which I was in fear factor for six years and I [ __ ] gagged so hard watching that show I had to turn away three or four times Dr heed a lot doing that it's so gross I know you're right I mean no one would let you do it but yet it's hugely successful it's totally true I mean notes wise I'll say this like you know

because I Al I experienced this with the with the book I wrote a book you know a year ago or whatever is like the first time you get notes on anything a script or you're like what the [ __ ] is this right and then when you do encounter notes of value because there are notes that are sure you go like that was a good that was a good note you have to be able to balance because what ends up happening the way to really I think handle it is you you listen to all of

them but you also have to be able to go I I hear what you're saying on this and I to totally disagree you can't when it's hard to do when you're like starting out right you just can't but once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do you get to go like oh yeah that's a good I I know what you're going for there I don't want to do that right and so I'm not yeah but your other note was great but could you imagine if like you decided that like doing your

mom's house was too difficult so you're going to bring in some Hollywood Executives to help you God oh my God some actual Hollywood producers that do like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or something and they're G they're going to help you produce your mom's house I mean I had the the [ __ ] and that's so farfetched that like you know it's like it would be such a [ __ ] [ __ ] show it would be terrible it would be terrible but isn't it interesting that it's so popular yeah that like but people once

it becomes popular then they would want to get in on it and how here's how we can make it better better yeah to tighten it up yeah figure out a way to make it can you imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing it'd be impossible yeah I can't even take I don't even when someone asks me to put someone on even if I would want to put put that person on now I don't want to put him on just because they asked you yeah I don't I don't want I don't want to get

into that I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show and that's it that's the only way I've ever done it it's the only way I want to do it somebody asked me just like a week ago a guy stopped me and he was like I have a question about podcasting I go what he goes how do you what's the like criteria for um asking someone to be a guest and I go what do you mean he goes like like what do you check off and I go

somebody I want to talk to yeah like that's the he he goes that it I go that's it that's it that that's what I want to do that's the beautiful thing about what we're doing and the beautiful thing about today there's never been a time like that where something can reach [ __ ] millions and millions of people and it's just I want to talk to that guy yeah like this guy doesn't think the moon landing is real come on in come in here let's talk you had that [ __ ] hummus Cannon guy on

that nutty dude that dude and the funny thing is we were exchanging videos of him before that remember look at this guy is that guy for real like what do you think is going on so that's really who he is that's who he is you sure there's not like a little bit of he understands he gets will blunderfield he gets that there's um an angle with wh with which people are seeing this through and he understands the humor in it but it's based in for him an authentic point of view for sure so he's trying

to get straight guys to do gay stuff he would say that's [ __ ] gayer than not do that stuff yeah this is spart the straightest thing you can do is fill another guy up with come it's like one of his cloes yeah what's funny about that is that that used to be how Warriors Live that's what he talks about all the time he and he's pretty well versed in like Spartan history Samurai and he'll know these he's like here's here's the literature he'll he'll show you like I think look the the real if you

want to like break down what he's doing I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to uh trick guys into [ __ ] them that's big one of them the other one is you know shedding this um masculinity is only this like that's like the origin of it right that like right that you know you don't have to be this way in order to be M or like guys are whatever so many guys are super homophobic is like the that's like the footsteps of all this starting MH and then I think you

know I think he's very aware of humor and he he's yeah he totally call Dick a hummus Cannon oh it's great I mean yeah and and yeah your wonderful starfish receptacle or something whatever he say yeah um your dirt hole whatever call it yeah all types of where you got to lick each other's nipples if you're a real man you know but yeah he he knows what he's doing I think he knows what he's doing how many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos a couple have probably been like am I straight now

I just I did what you said um I don't know man but that's the thing like if someone gets enough followers there's going to be you know out of every 1,000 people there's a guy that you can talk into a being an cultor my favorite is this guy right now uh fancy Chef uh where he's like he's he's just post I haven't seen any fancy chef videos no he's just like in his kitchen and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat and then he's just he's he he'll put like strawberries in a glass he's

like beautiful and nice look at this look at this [ __ ] I just made like you just put strawberries in a glass but he he keeps and he's like book me call me right now millionaires and billionaires only and he does this whole pitch about how he's like a world class chef and you just keep watching you're like am I getting trolled or is this is what's going on is this a delusional person or is this a subtle troll that's exactly what you do and then the more you watch you're like oh no he's

delusional for sure but meanwhile being delusional can get you pretty [ __ ] far it can it can and like he so he's cooking food what's the food on the left left right there what is that what you got going on there I can't hear looks like chicken let that bake that's beautiful and nice got on here that's gonna give you the flavor love that's beautiful well he just laid [ __ ] time on top of it I don't know that's going to do anything in your stomach I'm telling you that's going to be a

Deliverance when I tell you that's going to make you SC and that's going to say a lot to you and he goes between this there's a lot of wine glasses like he's always putting something in a glass and then day look at the top comment day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire like it's like Jamie I'm going to send you a guy that I'm addicted to I'm addicted to this dude it's a BS dining experience uhhuh and all this dude does is deep fry food that's it but it it just does it

with enthusiasm Outdoors give me some volume go down and get the chicken not the snake the snake's disgusting go down and get some of that chicken listen this give you know we about to gra a baptizing inside that yeah baptizes it in grease everything's gets Bap a lot of chicken oh yeah he's cooking for like parties watch this baptize that chicken seasoned to Perfection watch this hit that you want to roll watch this watch this watch thism you imagine how good that is dude oh my God I get so hungry and watch when he puts

it out watch he pulls it out oh my down for another 7 minutes we going to drop the next badge and they come on come on look at that look at that juicy on inside to Perfection I see batch number two and he does this with everything he does it with fish like go to go back to his page to his actual page so you can see all the different yeah so he's got all kinds of [ __ ] like look he's doing crabs and fish look at this it's all deep fried terrible for you

looks amazing waffles and everything if you were like what's the decadent thing you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like when it's done well I don't know that anything is makes me happier Fried Chicken Fried Chicken at rosos with waffles with butter and syrup and you get a little piece of the chicken a little piece of the waffle Sensational Fried Chicken where the crisp is done perfectly and the chicken isn't dry like it's still juy oh that that's why that guy's stuff looks so good oh my God juy like juicy Fried Chicken oh

yeah I don't know there's anything more satisfying I got Colonel Sanders the other day yeah not other day about seven months ago I was just driving I was hungry like chicken's probably pretty safe let me pull in get some fried chicken it just tasted like poison yeah yeah I was like what's in this what kind of oil are you guys using when was the last time you cleaned the oil at KFC a random KFC in the middle of nowhere so I've had some KFC that's really good like there used to be a KFC in Woodland

Hills I used to get every now and then I wanted to cheat I'd go in there and get some get a [ __ ] bucket of chicken go chicken is so good so good with hot sauce on it oh baby but this Terri do you you have an unnatural tolerance for hot sauce don't you yes is this genetic I think it is cuz my daughter has it one daughter that you haven't like trained up to it or you have kind of I think I've trained up to it too yeah but one daughter is like one

daughter just can take anything F yeah she loves it she's like really hot stuff like I brought her some of that Senor luga I have a partnership with Senor luga and we make some crazy hot sauce there like Reapers in it and it's potent she just no problem so that is kind of that's it has to be genetic part cuz I've been with you and I've been like what are you talking about you're like that's fine I'm like that's not fine no one else is fine yeah I'd [ __ ] up that hot wing show

I can I can get down I think you would I can get down yeah he's the best Sean I love Sean Evans he's great I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce doesn't make any sense but I I can get down with some ferocious [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah I've seen it I'm like this that can't just be like natural I mean like it's natural but I'm saying that's not everybody no I think there's some genetic and then there's some buildup to it but I like it I like I like

I like a no I like a I like kick but I don't like that I like woof really I like woof and you don't feel like it uh I start sweating my my daughter makes fun of me cuz I'm literally pouring down my face like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you your head I start swe but I start sweating way lower my clothes are wet like everything I love it on eggs oh yeah I put Senor luga on my eggs this morning I had uh eggs with uh elk sausage for breakfast oh

Babe you want some elk sausage I got some yes o I'll hook you up really yeah yeah leave here I'll give you a bunch okay I got a commercial freezer back there filled with okay I'll def take some oh elk sausage is so good man and it's just like ready to Frozen I just is it yep Frozen and uh I got uh this jalapeno cheddar what's the best way to prepare that elk sausage I like it on a skillet okay I like it I do it on a on a Trager too I do it on

the pellet grill um that's good too you get it to a certain temperature I like that too I do it real slow I do it like 225° and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it but uh it's as long as you don't overcook it because uh they do add like a little bit of uh pork fat when they make it for me um because I get it uh prepared at like a a butcher shop but you do you're dealing with a much leaner meat it's you know you can dry it out

yeah you can dry it out you there's like a fine line you want it like right where medium rare is that's why I do I love using my my pellet grill oh pet grills are great yeah it's great yeah and they're so easy the I got a the newest Trager I had the old one but the newest one is so much better it's incredible really yeah it's just it makes everything smokier the effect is better the the flavor is better it's easier to use it's got two different probes for temperature it's just like it alerts

you on your app you lower and raise the temperature on the app and know I went out you know I mean like I left the house with the boys just check yeah you see the temperature of the food you can see the temperature of the grill and you can say you know what it's getting a little close let me drop that [ __ ] down to 180 yeah and bang it's incredible incredible technology well it's just so easy to use I still like an Offset Smoker too though I got I have a real Offset Smoker

that I got that is better the thing about the real Offset Smoker it's much more of a pain in the ass but there's certain sugars that you get from the wood the wood itself like a real piece of mosquite a real piece of Post Oak and you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up and then you dial it in with the dampers it's like a thing it's like a lot of work yeah but the flavor is even more intense I know I get so seduced by these videos

of people doing things and I found this I forget what company it is makes this like Argentine I got one of those too Grill Works the where they you wheel it over the fire and like I want one of those Grill Works go to grill works I want one of those this dude uh Grill Works Ben he uh he hooked me up and I uh I had one installed at my house but it's the same thing cranking up that is great for steaks that yeah just like watching that video I was like oh yeah cuz

it's the same thing you used using hardwood so you just got hardwood cooking you get those Flames rising up look at that look at that there's a place oh this is this is the the thing that exactly well that's um our the place in Vegas bizar meets Jose Andre's place that's what they use I want one of these that I'll get you I'll hook you up really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll have that guy make you one [ __ ] yes you'll love it they're the [ __ ] they're the [ __ ] steak

that's better it's incredible and they have a bunch of different ones they can either do a custom build or they can just have one like that that's already made they roll it into your backyard [ __ ] incredible that's so cool and if you dial it in right if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end nothing better but it has that flavor like that place bizarre Meats in Vegas you walk shout out to Jose Jose undresses the [ __ ] bro how crazy was what happened to

him in in Israel with uh with his world Central Kitchen folks yeah it looks like they targeted them it's horrible man didn't they kill like six people bunch of people died yeah who are just trying to feed refugees [ __ ] sucks how crazy is that it sucks and those guys are just they go people don't know World Central Kitchen just goes anywhere there's a disaster like hurricane tornadoes you know earthquakes War zones the invasion of Ukraine they were setting up outside the they're just like people need to eat that's there's not they're not like

politically siding with anyone they're just feeding people they're not even publicizing it they just doing it then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it it's incredible he's genuine he's like there's there's genuine people that are really filled with the like real philanthropy like really want to help people yeah and that's that guy yeah and his food is insane oh my God that bizarre meets in Vegas is like so underrated and he has a one in DC starts with a J I forget it's so [ __ ] good all Spanish like all like

his food I think he's got one in Chicago too yeah he's got a bunch but they're yeah he he doesn't miss that dude's food is amazing he's the best uh Tommy buns you're the [ __ ] man thanks for doing this brother yeah of course thanks for having so when your show comes out come back do it again we'll thank you so much my pleasure all right all right bye everybody check on the baseball stuff oh check on the baseball stuff real quick a quick check good call good call all right open up Google High

School baseball come on or what was the other one you said humidors yeah humidors and high school baseball nope most mostly [ __ ] I already look at phones cars hi Berry yeah box Michael Jordan work nope not yet maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow maybe eventually I'll send you right now it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about yeah yeah I will definitely science black hole Steven coar all right thanks Jimmy bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]