BURRÃO E O PRECONCEITO | EMBRULHA PRA VIAGEM

It's impressive. Full Monday, there's bums everywhere in this country. Hi Marcos!

How are you? Burrão said you took exams, your rates are very high. So it is.

But now I'm finally changing my habits. You have a more balanced diet, right? Totally!

Today for breakfast, I had two eggs with bacon, two hot grilled cheeses, two chocolate bombs, two scoops of cream ice creams, all in pairs to make it balanced. Hey, stop! Breakfast has to have fiber.

I agree, you have to have a lot of fiber for us to be able to work and carry this country on our shoulders, because on a Monday, there are bums who stay in shorts listening to music. Take a look here at the miniature Bob Marley who is listening to reggae. So lazy, right?

Let me give you a hand, okay? Buddy! Hey, good morning.

Can you turn that funk down a little? It's disturbing our work conversation. -Please?

-No. -What? -This sound does not leak.

Wow, how petulant. He even talked back at you! And we work.

-Speaking of which, shall we go? -Where? To work!

I'm not going, I got a certificate. Why? Because there's a Real Madrid game today.

I wouldn't miss it for anything in this world. -This game is today? -Yes!

Wow, I need to watch it. Who can get me a medical certificate? -Burrão?

-No way Burrão didn't get a certificate to prove that he finished the fifth grade, he's going to get me a medical certificate? No, Burrão is coming. He can't see us that he wants to have a party.

Looks like a crazy dog. How is all this joy going? What's up, Burrão!

How is this strength? Betão, I can't believe it! Are you here too?

Let me introduce you. This here is my younger brother, Beto. Beto, these are my fifth grade pals.

Laura did fifth grade with me in 1987, Marcos in 1998. -Pleasure. -Pleasure.

This brother of mine here is addicted to music. Let me listen here. -Wow, Chope.

-Chopin. Chopin, he's chic. He only performs surgery while listening to classical music.

Performs surgery? He is one of the doctors responsible for the heart transplant area at Hospital das Clínicas. Wow!

The boy works like crazy, one shift after another. Then, he provides free consultation to the community. He's not one of those who sits around talking about how he works, he really works, this kid has fiber!

Come here, can I steal a moment of your free time? -Two children! -Of course, sure.

What's up? Our friend Marcos, Marcos, you forgive me for opening this to everyone, he has very high exam rates. Could you exchange an idea with him?

Of course, take him to the health station. It's just that Marcos doesn't really like the station, he wants to go to a clinic. And he has a problem with his health plan.

This month I decided to prioritize other types of investment. He invested heavily in craft beer kits and a beach tennis racket. A wonderful Argentine leather jacket, right Marcos?

Beautiful! And he also invested in two eggs with bacon, two grilled cheeses, two chocolate bombs, two milkshakes, and dessert, língua de sogra. -Everything for breakfast?

-Everything. I can't believe it. Marcos, you have to have fiber!

Guys, let's agree on something. Everyone takes care of their own lives, let me take care of my life. I'm going to eat this língua de sogra!

What is it? ! -What is it?

-Calm down, calm down. Beto, is it a case of calling an ambulance? No, the heartbeat is chill.

Calm down people. -Does it hurt here? -No.

-And here? -No. -And here?

-It hurts! Let's do a maneuver that will relieve you a little. -Was that a fart?

-Yes. Let's do it again to relieve you even more, shall we? We're here, okay?

We are all together. Release everything you have to release, man. You can trust that everyone here is a friend.

No, I'm not his friend. Mother! Is it the heart, doctor?

No, it's a little anxiety and gas. But I want to check you out later, okay? Okay, agreed, doctor.

-Kisses, mom. -The game! Burrão, can't you get me a medical certificate?

Me? No, I don't have all that competence, I didn't finish fifth grade. Medical certificates are with Betão.

Betão, don't you think a medical certificate is good for Marcos to stay well today? A certificate for excess gases doesn't happen, people. In this case, working helps, because you move and all.

At least I tried. Thank you, Fernando. Not Fernando.

Burrão, Burrão! These guys! Betão, I'll accompany you.

I'll introduce you to Igor. -Igor? -Yeah, Cigano Igor.

The guy is really good! Well, since you didn't die from farting, you'll die of fright. Why?

-Your monthly bills. -What? !

No! Fiber!