PRISÃO DOMICILIAR

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May a help? Good evening Mr - Good evening - I'm an officer I have a notification for the senator Ralf Cavalcanti SENATOR RALF CAVANTI IS NOT HERE Only with him? Mr, can you check one more time, because I'm here for two hours and I saw him entering a little while ago Are you sure?
I don't Even his car is parked in the garage How funny that I. . .
Didn't saw This coat on your hand Oh Coat It's his son's coat His son. . .
His son is nine years old Daughter! I said daughter - You said son - I said daughter You don't know him senator Ralf Guiomar, what's happening here? Senator?
What is this senator? What? I'm the senator's daughter No No The Senator doesn't have A daughter He has, he has!
He has me, Pamela I'm the senator's daughter I got it So. . .
I'll come back another time - It's better - See you - Bye - Bye Ohhhhhhh Senator! What a shame huh? What an embracing moment!
What is this? Here! For what?
The annulment of your term in the office Working for nothing, dude! Like what? Why are you given me this, for what?
You are annulling the turn because I'm, pay attention, would ''Embezzled public money'' to build and to do many other things this wonderful mansion if you're seeing Yeah That's it! What is going to happen? So, you come all the way here I lose a term in the office I go to jail, for like?
A week, two weeksí max - Right Gleomar? - Yeah, less than that I'm going to be in jail for two weeks Until the first holiday when there's a judge from the country side on duty Mi lawyer is coming get me a habeas corpus? - It's done - What is going to happened to me?
I don't know you're going to be sentenced to a good home arrest Home arrest and what's happen in a home arrest? I come back I come back to this wonderful mansion that I would, "That I would have build with stolen money" Cycles, right? You're working yourself up What are you thinking?
You think you get in out of the house? No, you're not You're going to have to be stuck home - Good, right? - That's good!
I don't like to get out of the house Do you think I like to get out of the house? People curse me when I cross the street they want to throw rocks at me when I walk the mall when I go to a restaurant people spit on me What a lack of respect So why am I leaving the house? Here I have, Net, Sky, AC there's a pool, dry sauna, steam sauna in the back I have a golf course I have Italian draft beer maker that I just bought wonderful!
Italian draft beer maker? - Yeah, an Italian draft beer maker - Really? I wanted to buy but I was in a doubt if was good, is it good?
Yeah! It works wonders Dude, 0 degrees, it goes down smooth - Do you want to try some? - No.
. . I'm an officer I can't I can't I can't do this - I can't come in - What kind of officer?
No There's no What kind of officer? I don't see any officer in here - I don't know - Guiomar Are you seeing any officer in here today? Offi.
. . No - I don't see it!
- It's funny Did anyone deliver something here? - What is this? - No.
. . - You guys You guys are kinky - It's not with me Let's go?
Let's the built the draft beer maker There's a game today, live on premier, let's go - Is it heavy? I'll carry it - She takes care of it Relax - Guiomar, make some appetizers - Of course - Codfish balls, okay darling? - Yes sir - Let's go - She is Helpful huh?
- Very - Your housekeeper No, she is not my housekeeper, she is the STF minister Let's go, you're going to love this Good evening Bracelet Please, come in Good evening. . .
Bracelet Please, come in Good evening. . .
Bracelet Ankle monitor, please Come in Without the bracelet, you canít come in No, my name is on the list In what list? Janot's Come in, please You scared me. .
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