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wondering his career averages against the Sacramento Kings averages 27.5 points per game [Music] four dollars yeah I'm on my way right now it's 3 10. well I'm looking at a thousand dollars of Italian engineering says everyone's early Johnson kiss my ass he had his chance with the weather account his door closed and my door opened well John's actually here Pete so why don't you do this is my moment Craig my future you understand me if you let him in that room I swear to God I will make sure what if the Weller reps want to

get started stall Craig lie to them I'm stuck in traffic any towels man paper towels house not you what what did I just say anybody screws this pitch up before I get in there anybody I will kill them do you understand me I will literally shoot them in the house all right don't tell me to calm down can I help you with something Mr Clean not you [ __ ] you are a bad person and you're a janitor one day you might just get a good look at yourself one day he might not like what

you see whatever helps you work at night [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] it's occupied hey I'm gonna be here a minute [ __ ] [Music] hey [Music] hey what is happening out there all right you want me to come out there hey what is going on out here [Music] foreign hey hey [ __ ] open up [Music] talk to time [Music] okay I'm gonna be here a minute [ __ ] [Music] hey [Music] ah what is happening out there [Music] what the hell is happening out there [Music] [Music] what was happening out there hey what the

hell is happening out there [Music] thank you all right you want me to come out there [Music] look up hey I know this is weird but you're trapped in it time paradox yeah it's time travel yeah I don't know it's just happening forward backward minutes or seconds totally random time travel one door opens another closes fix the paradox kill your future what you were right you were right about the Stalls you just go in come out that's how it works oh I just told me that this isn't real that's what I said you're not real

that's what I said go into the song you'll see I'm not going anywhere that's what I say that's what I I know you're freaked out believe me a couple minutes ago when I was you I didn't believe me either but if you go into that stall you come back out you're going to be right where I'm standing now and you'll see what I'm talking about I'll see you will be me no no what no no what this is different I didn't say that this is all different okay time travel so there's like a timeline dead

guy's watch is broken here at 3 30. that's 10 minutes from now by my watch it's 12 by mine okay so you are two minutes from where I am and then there's something about folding a piece of paper and pushing them pencil through it we're doing 80s time travel I'm here you're here we die here somehow we're gonna make it out of here live we've got to keep here from happening right so we go here instead create a new timeline that's how Dr Marty did it okay easy you're me from the future right yeah so

I just do something you did Future's changed new timeline no that's the problem I went into the stall again and you didn't you should already be me but you're nuts that's the Paradox now we both just exist right okay so the note said kill the future close the door close so so you're from the future yeah oh come on look I'm not saying it's pretty but if you and I can do this and why would I do that looks like you already have I don't even have a gun sure you do where did that thing

even come from it came from you I don't have it then take it from who yourself why do I have because you took it look it's time travel don't overthink it I got a meeting yet too what the meeting whoa let's overthink this I want to overthink this look man you can't change the future you're from the future two minutes and that means that I'm in the past so I should be the one to change the future no because what if I'm in the future from the past if you're in the future how can you

change it it's got to be me in the past changing the future no no no okay fine you're right but look Marty McFly McFly's dad you kissed your mom now I go into the stall that's me punching Biff you shoot yourself that bullet's your DeLorean you mean lightning strike yeah whatever as long as it kills you hey look at me the writing's on the toilet paper okay your door closes and my door opens kill your future that's what it says and that's you I'll thank myself later nice it's very that's very Charming kill your future

that's what it says and that's you I'll thank myself later when it gets in the way I'm going to take one for the team Pete you look like a good guy to me your door closes my door [Music] come on who are you I'm me who are you but I just so we're right back where we started what are you doing I'm gonna try again well what do you mean try again well you came out before I did so your future me yeah so there's the gun kill the future I just went through this with

the other no I just went through this with the other guy okay so then you know whoa hold up that's not fair yeah that's what the other guy said foreign [Music] [Music] at first I didn't off himself that's what happened I knew I couldn't trust myself wait what's not working now we just keep spawning morons what did you just say he called you a [ __ ] guys let's just chill he's you idiot you're calling me who's the idiot then Lauren it's working [Music] that's the problem we just keep creating more paradoxes every step is

a step in the wrong direction [Music] hey this is it what last requests what I finally get it you don't fix a paradox gentleman [Music] you finish it [Music] time to close some doors [Music] [Music] [Applause] let me out let me out get in that stall what are you doing right now what why are you doing this why because there's one body unaccounted for and that's you in that stall at 3 30. get in the store get in put your jacket back on [Music] I can still make the end of it to the meeting you're

crazy yeah you and me both okay don't do this shut up I've I've got just as much dude who do you think you're talking to I know all your little tactics oh you're [ __ ] at the end of the day you're just a manipulative [ __ ] aren't you you want me to feel bad about this for a fact that you do the same your door closes and my door opens I'll thank myself later you really are a bad person any last requests maybe just a little privacy [Music] thank you [Music] hey this is

it what last requests no [Music] wait [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music]