THIAGO VENTURA - TIGAS E OS 300 DE ESPARTA l Legendado - STAND UP COMEDY

I have started to question everything from history. Like, for example, the 300 Spartans. Dude, there wasn't even one chicken, you know?

Only the real brave ones, understand? Fuck, on my street… Man. .

. I'm like… you know what I keep thinking? If me and my friend Tigas… My friend Tigas has this part of the mouth a little bit forward, like this.

. . I talked about him on my show "Just Be Thankful" and I wanted to come back with him on next year's show, that he has the mouth like this, that he says: "Yo, guys, all good?

" And then I keep imagining me and my friend Tigas being called up by Leonidas from Sparta saying: "Attention, three hundred! " We: "AUH! " "We have a war up ahead!

" “AUH! ” "Me, Tigas, Thiago Ventura plus 297! " And I'd say: "Howdy.

. . Yo, Leonidas.

. . My own thing here, let me ask you something.

That war is against how many, huh? " "No, it's just that we're already in 300, right, man? So the question is a matter of curiosity, really… That we're already going, we're already going, right?

" "Yeah, Leonidas, Tigas and I are in doubt here because the guys are fucking euphoric there… And the gym is closed, right, man, so we aren't even training, I wanted to know… It's against how many, huh? " "Warriors, if you want to guess, I'll tell you if it's close or not. " I said: ok, so, if it's 300, fuck… In one of those we're already going strong, right, it's 300 against what, about 150?

" He said: "A little more…" "Say 300, say 300. . .

Big, say 300, when it's war, war is usually. . .

It's 300 against 300. " I said: "Leonidas, it's about 300 against 300? " He said: "A little more.

. . " "A little more, Leonidas?

600? 600? So it's two for each, right?

Hit here, hit here, we go home watch Netflix and relax. " "A little more…" "A little more what, Leonidas, what are you saying? About 1.

200? Then it's four, I don't even know if we can… Understand? Because…" "Yeah, me too.

. . I also don't know if I can do it, eh, Leonidas?

Because if I am with him and he can't do it, I'm left off with his, right? " "Yeah, Leonidas, it can't be done, man, it has to be seen how many. .

. Isn't there an average, to divide by two, to divide by three? I'm gonna guess high, ok, Leonidas?

It's against what, 3. 000? Damn Leonidas, then it's ten for each, then it's fucked, man.

You know? Then you have to… Fuck… Do the helicopter, you have to… 10 for each is fucked up. " "Warriors, we'll be 300 against 30.

000 Persians! " "Yo, Leonidas. .

. Leonidas, it's against how many? !

" "Warriors, we'll be 300 against 30. 000 Persians! " "Yo, Leonidas, you have to stop getting into trouble, man!

" I can't go, dude! I just got engaged! " I think it already worked.

It already worked, I'd like you to enjoy the show.