The Pussification of Videogames

today I want to talk about the great pussification of video games that has happened the past 20 years is it a soy based diet doing this is it the rise of only fans sing doing this if you have recently had the thought I wonder what new pumpkin flavored items Trader Joe's has be careful my brother in Christ you might be gay now but if there's one thing that is straight as hell it's the Rock Solid video games of the 2000s your Gears of War your Medals of Honor your Chronicles of rics the these games were

masculine as hell and we want them back and we're boycotting video games until they come back I recently saw this disappointing photo of Phil Spencer being pushed out of the photo by two domineering girl bosses who are probably unfulfilled because they're trying to succeed in the corporate world instead of having children at home like God designed them to and don't you love Phil's cute little Doom shirt like hey guys I'm still one of the Bros right look like we can still hang right nah Phil you're trash you got cucked dude you're used usess so I

have found that there are still people out there who deny the simple fact that games have gone woke homo and gay in 2024 so in this video I'm going to literally prove it to you using science what we will do is read the back of the box description of six random games from 2024 and then we will read the back of thee box descriptions of six random games from the 2000s and if what I'm saying is true we should notice a feminization a pussification a gay ification of video games that has happened the past 20

years and before you bring up that video games don't have boxes anymore in 2024 calm your tits you know what I mean so to find six modern games I didn't have to look very far I literally just went to the front page of Xbox game pass and found these games this is clearly what Phil and his team of homos actually expects us men to play here they are creatures of Ava dungeons of hinterberg flint lock Siege of dawn flock magical delicacy and chia now you might say oh Andrew you're specifically picking out games aimed at

children no dude I'm literally just going to the front page of Game Pass and these are six games featured on the front page of Game Pass also side note isn't it weird that these pedo developers are always making games aimed at kids but that's a whole other thing I'm not going to get into right now all right so what games from the 2000s should we compare these with these are six kind of random games that I just happen to pull off the shelf without thinking too much about it they are brothers in arms road to

Hill 30 ride to Hell retro distribution Modern Warfare 2 Dark Sector DSX Human Revolution Chronicles of Ric assault on Dark Athena and again all I'm going to do here is read the descriptions and we will compare 2024 creatures of Ava let your empathy guide you as you play an exciting action adventure creature saer game understand and tame the creatures of Ava and let them lead you through a variety of ecosystems all in the hopes of saving the planet from a life-c consuming infection I also found out that the two main characters of this game are

of course homosexual black women because you know 2024 let your empathy guide you like what the hell I don't I don't play video games to let my empathy guide me and oo I want to be gay and collect creatures and uh like this game just sounds [ __ ] let's be honest so now let's compare this with a game from 20 years ago 2005 Brothers in Arms wrote to Hill 30 the back of the box says this they would sacrifice everything except each other like damn dude just grabs you by the balls like that is

that is the back of a box I'm like okay I'm I'm interested now that is a dope intro for a back of the box it goes on the night before D-Day 1944 the paratroopers of the 101st Airborne Division are dropped into Normandy and Scattered Behind Enemy Lines as sergeant Matt Baker lead your squad through eight harrowing days that will Define history and unite you forever as brothers in arms like bro like the balls of these games description I have to go play this game now see this is what's honestly missing from the 2024 homo trash

like nothing is good anymore Nothing grabs us this is why video games profits are down this is and they completely quit catering to their base Market of men next game 20124 dungeons of hinterberg armed with a sword and a tourist guide explore the beautiful Alpine Village of hinterberg and uncover the magic hidden within its dungeons Master magic solve puzzles slay monsters all this and more awaits you in hinterberg like okay I like swords but based on the game's art style I know within the first five minutes we're meeting somebody's non-binary boyfriend like nah dude I'm

good now compare this with the 2013 Masterpiece ride to Hell retribution back of the box says this two fists two wheels no rules now it's a little cheesy but I already know one thing this game has balls but it gets better alone Rider Jake Conway locked in a battle to the death against a ruthless gang of bikers called The Devil's Hand okay and you got a hot chick on the back like dude I'm in I want to play this game now these 2024 games will be three sentences long and still can't grab my attention and

then with like one word this 2013 game completely has me by the balls like guys it kind of makes me sad that America actually used to export like cool stuff to the world and now it's just homo woke garbage that America is exporting like you I know you dudes in Europe know what I'm talking about like America used to export you know the Arnold tegger movies the Stallone movies like all of the awesome stuff of the 80s and 90s and look at like the homo trash garbage that America is exporting today and it's such a

shame next game 2024 flint lock Siege of dawn step into the boots of nor van anic an elite me member of the Coalition Army joined by Inky a mysterious foxlike companion in their quest for vengeance Against The Gods Guided by Inky who shares his knowledge of the world with you your combat skills and traversal abilities will be imbued with this magical powers making you a Duo to be reckoned with like nah dude it just sounds gay it sounds queer why is every game like this now it's always some magical nonsense that never sounds cool it's

like none of these developers beta tested any of these ideas with normal guys I guarantee you get a bunch of straight dudes in a room and they would tell you this idea was terrible oh but the cherry on top of course is this black female lesbian girl boss as the main character like f off dude I'm not playing I I think it's a woman it might be a man it might be a they them all right jumping back to the 2000s and I know this isn't fair to compare this game but it just popped off

my shelf 2009 Modern Warfare 2 back of the box says this Modern Warfare 2 continues the gripping and heart-racing action as players face off against a new threat dedicated to bringing the world to the brink of collapse like yes yes dude I want to know that new threat dedicated to bringing the world to the brink of collapse also if you had played Call of Duty before this you're kind of already invested so it's a great tagline 2024 game flock flock is a multiplayer Co-op game about the joy of flight and collecting adorable flying creatures with

your friends soar through beautiful landscapes seeking out rare and Elusive creatures to add to your flock like dude this [ __ ] is gay like this is either designed for a 5-year-old or it's designed for a 30-year-old gay man or it's designed for a woman but none of those people are buying Xboxes like Phil you're [ __ ] and your company's going to go out of business if you keep this up all right jumping back to the 2000s this is a good one Dark Sector 2008 become the Ultimate Weapon the virus the source of your

pain your enemy your power unleash the deadly power of the glaive and become the hero like dude there's that's the back of a box right there now I'm intrigued now I'm like whoa a virus my power what is the glaive like what is this about I want to become the ultimate we weon like in the 2000s games were made by straight dudes and in 2020 games are made by mostly gay men and women like it's it's that simple men actual straight men we want power we want cool weapons we want you know deadly powers and

glaes and becoming the Ultimate Weapon that sounds cool but if you're a gay man or a woman or a child none of which are people who actually play video games then you want to collect adorable creatures it really comes down to that 2024 magical delicacy and I've made fun of this game before a holesome pixel art platformer cook magical Delicacies from a vast collection of ingredients in your own shop explore an unfamiliar town and deliver tasty treats to the town's folk like no dude what the [ __ ] yeah no straight guy has ever thought

I want to deliver tasty treats to the towns folk that is something women would do but that is not something a straight guy would be like oo I want to deliver tasty treats jumping back to a classic from the 2000s DSX Human Revolution 2011 the big text says the truth will change you like damn son what truth I have to know what is being hidden from me it goes on critically injured after a deadly attack Adam Jensen undergos a life-saving operation augmenting him with powerful cybernetics caught in the middle of a vast conspiracy Adam's choices

will affect both himself and all of humanity as he seeks answers across the globe like dude I am rock hard right now like I want to play this game I don't want to play anything about collecting adorable creatures or delivering gay treats to people's houses I want to play whatever Human Revolution is about and it's funny cuz like I can't put my finger on on exactly what made 2000's games so good but it has something to do with men D we're dudes and we want games about dudes and we want games about male transformation and

identity and a man who is going through something who is actually a man I can't really describe what made the 2000s games so good other than that they're focused exclusively on the male psyche uh because it was Men playing the games it's always been Men playing the games so as long as Sony and Xbox don't realize this obvious fact and keep designing games for 14-year-old girls for women and for gay men um I I truly think Xbox is going to go out of business and Sony will go out of business if they don't figure out

who Their audience is quickly 2024 game Chia a tropical open World adventure take control of any animal or object you can find and jam on your fully playable ukulele like no dude this just sounds like some cozy garbage trash game like if I wanted to if if if I wanted to chill out and do nothing I would just go do something besides play a video game but when I play a video game I want to have like an intense experience I don't want to have some cozy trash experience um so my only thinking with this

is that Xbox seems to think that their target is gay men 5-year-olds and women um but the super obvious fact as I've said it again and again is that Their audience is full of 30-year-old dudes so like at this point I just think Xbox is probably going to go bankrupt because they keep putting stuff like this out all right and let's look at the final game here that I found from the 2000s and it is called The Chronicles of Ric assault on Dark Athena you already know this box is about to go hard at the

top it says in big letters there is power in darkness see like men we want Power we're all about powers and domination and conquering understand your audience guys below that it says a dark intense shooter set in an epic sci-fi world like this is all things we want we want Darkness we want intensity we want shooting and we want sci-fi RIT Ric brings the darkness with stealth Action and brutal melee combat and then for the first time play as ridic in multiplayer on system link or online below that it says be ridic the most ruthless

criminal in the universe in his latest Chronicle Ric has been captured by the Dark Athena a mercenary ship held bent on eliminating him once and for all using his intense hand to hand combat skills explosive Firepower and lethal stealth re Ric must shut down the maniacal captain ravas and her deadly crew when Ric steps into the darkness No One Is Safe like dude don't you want to play that game Darkness power prison um these these describe the kind of games that guys that men that straight men want to play and it's just it's sad to

see the video game industry completely bottoming out and completely dying right now because they're they're chasing audiences that don't exist um gay men don't play your games kids don't play Xboxes women don't play Xboxes Phil Spencer and PlayStation and all these companies need to wake up and freaking realize that straight dudes are playing these games and they need to be making games for us so developers if you are listening give us manly games give us power give us Darkness give us violence give us bronny buff dudes who beat the crap out of people with our

sick powers and if y'all do this if y'all quit being [ __ ] if y'all quit pussying the game industry and actually give us manly games we will buy games again but the video game industry the video game economy is going to keep crashing until y'all give people what they want it's so simple I'm out of here