We bought 100 of the most cursed and [music] disturbing Amazon products you can find on the internet, like a real person's face, the devil's toilet paper, human limbs, an ancient flaming sword, what, and so much more. On top of that, we also bought a $10,000 mystery [music] package that we're opening at the end of this video, so make sure you watch until the end. For the first product, we have an Elder Airbag Fest.
Inside this jacket is an airbag that'll go off and protect you if you fall down. In three, two, ONE. I am kind of dizzy.
But it protected you. Did it hurt at all? No, not at all.
If it wasn't for the airbag, Sean would have gotten a concussion there. [laughter] That's right. Make sure to keep watching cuz the products are only going to get crazier and crazier.
This might be the most cursed Amazon product. A real human [music] face. Oh my god.
No way. Is this how people change identity? No way.
Wait. You look like a different person. All right.
Now, let's go prank some people with this. Someone's outside and they won't leave. I'm real.
You got TO WHAT? What is it? I'm sorry.
[laughter] Oh, it's just a prank. [laughter] Oh my god. Can you please I look like a [laughter] So, we bought a bunch of cursed and haunted items off Amazon, and we're going to be opening up a few of them.
Starting with E. Oh my gosh. You [music] can see the bones.
[screaming] Oh, what the hell? Wow. That is so creepy.
Feel this. Hey, is there someone behind us? Whose foot is that?
Marilyn Monroe. What is that case? OH.
OH, SHOT. OKAY, THEN. [laughter] What was that, dude?
There's someone behind behind us. This next product cost us over $5,000. A scoped crossbow.
And we also have the Green Arrow here who's going to show us just how powerful it is. WOW. [screaming] Subscribe or you have failed this city.
Now we're going to save the suit of night armor and stop the arrow. What? Are you kidding me?
That actually was right in the heart. Look at this. Holy crap, dude.
It's deep in there. [music] It's actually deep. [laughter] We can't even remove it anymore either.
All right, let's just move on to the next scene. So, this is a cursed mermaid tail. And when you put it on, you swim like a mermaid.
Let's test it out. Oh my god, that's sick. WA.
THAT'S SICK. That's crazy. That's sick.
I was literally flying. My tail came off. So, we just bought three of the sharpest blades on Amazon, and we're going to [music] find out which one is the sharpest.
Sun breathing first born. What? [music] What?
It turned pink. Oh, it's sweeter, too. I'm just kidding.
It's a pink pineapple we bought off Amazon, but it's still REALLY GOOD. NUMBER THREE, SECOND. [screaming] MIND'S THE SHARPEST BEAST breathing third form.
[laughter] Oh my god. Alex. Alex.
Alex. Alex. We would have never known.
So, based on a fruit cutting, this one's clearly the sharpest cuz it's got rigged edges. I GOT A CANTALOUPE. MINE TURNED A PINEAPPLE PINK.
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. SING. [screaming] SO, this is a robotic Rubik's cube solver.
And here we have the world record holder for the fastest underwater Rubik's cube solve. And right now, we're going to see which one of them can solve a Rubik's Cube fastest. In three, two, one, go.
Come on, Tanner. You got Oh, he's going fast. What?
No. To be fair, I wasn't underwater, though. Well, in my book, you still won.
No, I didn't. [laughter] So, we have the real Flash costume here, and the aerodynamics in this suit claim to turn [clears throat] you into the world's fastest man. So, we're going to have the world's fastest man race the world's fastest car in three, two, one, go.
This is the world's darkest paint, also known as devil's blood. And apparently, you can paint it over any object and turn IT PITCH BLACK. WO, IT'S SO HARD.
I can't see anything in there. Wait, wait. Why do you hear that cave in there?
Is someone in there? Who's [panting] this? Holy.
It is so dark. So, we just got done painting it. Check it out.
Look how dark. You can't even see it. There's like no light reflecting back.
It just looks pure black. Do you see that? You can't even see the BALL.
CALEB, WATCH OUT. YOU LADIES. ALL RIGHT, don't mention it.
For the next Amazon product, I bought a sorcerer outfit. Now, let's see if it works on a balloon. [screaming] If this is a curse, I don't know what's cursed.
This is probably the most cursed item you can buy on the internet. A Ouija board. And right now, we're going to invite a spirit to possess one of us.
Not me. Not me. Something, dude.
Something ising possessing me right now. I'm not Dude, I do not want to do [music] this for real. Hey, [laughter] you motherucker.
You're cursed. All right, everyone put your hands on the board. No, I'm too scared.
I'm not doing it. I'm so scared. Is there anything you want to say?
Stop, guys. This is so scary. What the B?
Wait, is that a B? B. A.
Wo. Stop moving. Stop moving it.
I swear I know it's one of you guys. L L What the What? S balls.
Really, Sean? It wasn't me. And who was it?
[screaming] For the next Amazon product, WE GOT [laughter] a booty. Is this a booty pillow? Yeah.
Lay on some ass. [laughter] Fun fact, that's a replica of my ass. Oh yeah.
[laughter] This is not a rep. Hell no. You can't buy that on Amazon.
Yes, you can. THAT'S [ __ ] CURSE. [laughter] THIS is the devil's toilet paper.
And if you accidentally touch it, it'll give you the most painful stings. And obviously, we're not going to try this out because this is what'll happen. Hey, they don't call the devil's toilet paper for no reason.
Let's move on to the next product. So, this is a swallowing sword, and Zach here went to swallowing school. Yeah.
He's going to show you guys how it works. All right, Zach. Okay.
[screaming] No, [screaming] nothing out. What? Holy crap.
How is there no blood on there? Dang. Oh my god.
What that mouth do though? See you later, Sean. [laughter] Wait.
Let's see if it can handle this sword. [music] This is oxygen in a can. And apparently the oxygen inside this can is cleaner than the oxygen you're breathing in right now.
So you put it over your mouth and then just press the trigger and breathe deeply. [sighs and gasps] [snorts] Oh my gosh. [gasps] Hey, I have a little bit of asthma and it actually helps.
So apparently the oxygen you breathe [music] is 21% oxygen in the air. This is 90%. That's why it's so pure.
I feel like I could run a marathon in this. Yeah. Just the whole time just like for real.
[laughter] [sighs] Tanner, I know you have asthma. This should help. [snorts] What the [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter] For the next Amazon product, I bought the exact same lightsaber that they use in Star Wars.
[screaming] It's over. I have the high ground. Never.
Darth Vader. No, it's Darth Gador. A few moments later, [laughter] I like to put my lightsaber between those cheeks.
Give me some space. What is that? A human head in a jar.
Oh my god. No. not even find that.
Hey, they sell them on the dark web. Cryop preservation. You can see where he got beheaded.
Oh, wait. This is kind of I can't show that. Can you Oh, we can't show Wait, guys.
We can't show that on YouTube. [screaming] Oh, that's wrong. Let's pick it up.
Let's pick it up. Pick it up. Yeah, I'm taking it out.
E, it stinks. Oh, damn. Okay, we're not taking it out.
Oh, wait. No, we can't let Sean take this. We know what Sean's going to do.
[laughter] I can get anywhere I WANT. NOT [screaming] I WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT. The next cursed Amazon product we bought was What the What is this?
What the hell is this kind of scary? What is that? Is that the Skibbidity toilet?
What Skibid toilet? Hey. Yeah, guys.
Comment down below if you know what this is. Cuz I don't know what this is. This thing looks cursed for sure.
[laughter] This next Amazon product is cursed because once you put it on, it possesses you. Oh god. Oh no.
I feel like we should have hoped. [laughter] So inside this package is a real diamond that YouTube sent us. Wow, that's heavy.
This is actually the second diamond play button that YouTube has given us. And because of that, we're going to be giving this diamond play button away to someone random who subscribes in [music] the next 2 weeks. For the next product, we're going to be trying out drunk goggles.
Apparently, when you put these on, they're supposed to [music] simulate exactly what it's like to be drunk. Yo. Oh my god.
Drnk or blind? I have no idea where the rim is. What?
Wait, where the is the rim? Now we're going to try it with a bike. I can't see anything.
[laughter] And for the final test, I'm going to drive a CAR WITH YOU. NO, I'M KIDDING. NO, WE'RE We would never do that.
I feel like we're all going to regret opening up this next package. Oh my god. What is that?
Baby octopus in a jar. I got it. I got it.
Oh, you look guys, you can see his face. Three, two, ONE. [screaming] The videos don't get enough light for that.
[laughter] The next Amazon product we bought was jumping stilts. [screaming] that close. Let's try again.
[screaming] You know, I used to be a water [music] to dunk. Yeah. Dunk a donut.
Oh, cat. Sorry. Really?
So, I bought the next Amazon product for Alan since he keeps [music] farting on me. This is a subtle butt. Oh, it's a fart neutralizer that takes the smell away from farts.
What? But, but that's the best part. [laughter] Why would you want to use this?
Okay, I'm going to put these on and we'll check back on this later. Oh my [screaming] god. I don't think your butt has ever been that close to my face.
Oh my god. [laughter] For the next product, we bought a giant 6ft tall beach ball and we're going to try it out. Oh, that hurt.
THAT WAS TANNER. THE BALL WOULD HAVE DEFLATED. YOU know what?
We should actually play with this Rocket League in real life. Oh. So, we're currently under this abandoned bridge, and we have this 1,000lb magnet here that we're going to use to go magnet fishing.
Let's see what we find, Alan. Stop. Alan.
Oh, what the Yo. Oh my god. Guys, look.
Oh, what the [ __ ] dude? Come on. It could be evidence.
Don't get your fingerprints on it, dude. I would put that back if I were you. There's someone there.
Dead ass. There's someone right here. Sean, they're Hey, Sean.
The bumps are right there. Stop. Just tell them that we were just magnet fishing for a video.
All right. Whatever you guys found, put it back and delete the footage. Yes, sir.
All right. Get out of here. Okay.
We don't mind. Inside this box is a human organ, but we just don't know what organ. Let's find out.
What? What's that? It's a human body fat replica.
I didn't know you could buy Alex off Amazon. Wo. OH, it feels the same.
[laughter] Damn. I heard muscle weighs more than fat, which is why I'm so heavy. That's it.
[laughter] Hey, fart neutralizer pad. Jeez, does that work? Are they working or does it still smell?
[laughter] So, apparently on Amazon you can buy happy birthday videos and we just bought one for Sean. I know we were late giving you a birthday present. It just came in.
What? What came in? Happy birthday, Sean.
Happy birthday, Sean. [laughter] Oh my god. They have [laughter] [music] [laughter] [music] Oh yeah, I LIKE THAT.
[laughter] BEST BIRTHDAY gift ever. No, bro. They got a picture of me.
This is a cursed Amazon product you can do. It's It's a blessing in disguise. Did you see that?
[laughter] I'm kiss you. I need to go to Amazon and personally thank them. You can literally make your own ice cream with this while playing soccer.
So, all you need is some milk and ice. Play soccer for about 5 minutes and then you're good to go. Okay, Alex.
Yay. Oh, [screaming] now let's eat some ice cream. Look at that.
Okay, taste test. Oh my god. Why does this taste so good?
Wait, so you're telling me you can have fun playing with balls and get ice cream? [laughter] All right, now I don't want to eat it. I'm sorry.
Wait, where's that one going? What? I guess I'll take it.
Oh, yeah. For the next product, we have waterproof socks. Apparently, these things are completely waterproof.
So, let's test it out in the pool. Oh, wo. Dude, what the Wait, that is the weirdest feeling.
It doesn't even feel like I'm underwater. Like, my feet are completely dry. Nuh-uh.
Yeah. It feels like I'm just like walking on cement right now. Wait, get out.
Let's see if they're dry or not. Oh, completely dry. It is dry.
Sean, I know that doesn't mean you can touch it. So, not only does Amazon have live animals, but they also have freeze-dried animals. And this is an edible tarantula.
What the hell? Oh my god, DUDE. ALAN, EAT OFF.
HELL NO. TANNER, I'M NOT EATING THAT EITHER, DUDE. Then who's GOING TO EAT IT?
[screaming] I WILL. What the hell? Give me that.
[screaming] THAT WAS DELICIOUS AND CRUNCHY. Not yet. Maybe later.
So, we got this giant Amazon package that we're going to open next. And it says it's actually for you, Sean. For me?
Okay. Oh, it's a giant. Oh, it's heavy.
It's so big. Oo. Wait.
I'm going to put this in my room. I think it might be cursed. A few moments later, someone sent me this Amazon package.
So, let's see what's inside. It's a Bubba plushy. And the back it says, "Turn around.
" YEAH, MAMA LOVES YOU, SON. [screaming] Your mama's toy, son. Come here and give me a LITTLE KID.
YOUR MAMA'S teddy [screaming] bear. Now we're going TO [screaming] inside this box. We have the original female urine device.
How are you supposed to use this? So, this is the main piece where you pee out of. And if you want to extend your urine, you just connect this tube with it.
And if you're out in a place where you can't just pee, you can just pee into [music] this tube right here. Ew. I'm not trying this.
I think I'll try this one. [laughter] Oh, no. Ladies already have it hard enough.
So, I'd like to experience that. What? [laughter] Hey, I think it's working.
This is kind of cool. [laughter] So, we just got this big package from Amazon. Let's see what's inside.
What the heck? What? Wo!
Why is it so big? Cuz the bigger it is, the better. And we also got bacon flavored toothpaste.
Woo! We're going to brush my dog's teeth with this. Brush your teeth.
Yeah. N y'all got to do it to my toothbrush. Save me.
Save me. Oh no, [screaming] it does taste like earlier Tanner beat a robot at solving a Rubik's cube and now we bought a giant Rubik's cube except he's going to try to solve it underwater. Two one.
[music] He's doing this in one breath, by the way. [music] [music] [screaming] Oh my god, that was so much harder than I thought it would be. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Next product. Next Amazon product we have is this toilet paper gun, which is perfect because Tanner's been yelling at us non-stop for some toilet paper.
Let's go give him some. Guys, I need toilet paper. Hello, TANNER.
[screaming] HEY, stop [laughter] the hell out of your lock screen. WHAT? STOP.
[screaming] SEAN, what are you still doing here? Huh? What are you still doing in here?
Leave. Get out of here, Sean. Wait, don't you need toilet paper?
No. So, we have the real Deadpool here with us who's going to help us [music] try the next product. Wolverine claw.
Let's see how sharp this thing is. What the heck? [laughter] Inside this next Amazon package, we have Oh, what?
height insoles. So, this claims to increase your height by 3 in. And it's almost like wearing high heels.
Oh, well, in that case, I'll try these out to further experience the hardships women go through on a daily [music] basis. Walk them out in their shoes, [music] they say. And ladies, I'm 68 now.
Hit my line. For this next product, we have a cat tongue brush. So, you're supposed to put it inside your mouth and use that to lick your cat.
Ready to get laid? [laughter] Oh, what the what the Oh, he likes it. He likes it.
Okay, Sean, you can stop now. It's getting kind of weird. Yeah, this is pretty freaking weird.
Sean, you can stop. Right now, we're in front of the nastiest lake we could find. And that's because we're testing the live straw, which claims to filter 99.
9% of bacteria. So, you can drink any kind of water. Let's test it out.
Dude, he's actually drinking it. Dude, it's actually working now. You want to try it?
Did it filter out the I just took for this next Amazon product, we have actual grenades. Well, technically smoke grenades. Let's test it out.
3 2 1 go. [screaming] POWER. [screaming] [laughter] For the next product, we have glow-in-the-dark golf balls.
So, you can play golf at night. All you have to do is throw this on the ground and it lights up. Look at this.
Yeah. Hell no. I went to the moon.
[laughter] For the next Amazon product, I got the shake weight and it's cursed because once you start, you can't stop. Now, we have a giant baseball glove and let's see if it helps him catch some of these hits. This is what they call a fast ball.
[laughter] Let's go. [screaming] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? JACK, THROW THAT BALL FOR ME.
Take a sniff. Now we're going to see if he can catch a fast ball. YEAH.
[screaming] NO WAY. DUDE, THAT WAS a perfect throw, too. So, apparently you can buy vapes on Amazon now, cuz I just found this on one of my friends, and he's actually throwing a vent right now.
You don't need it, Tanner. It's time to quit. do better, guys.
[screaming] So, earlier we had a human head inside a jar, but I feel like this is going to be a little bit creepier. You guys ready? Yeah.
Mhm. This is a human brain. No way.
Is that real? Yeah. It's a brain.
No way. So small. That's how small a human brain is.
E. Oh my god. It smells so bad.
It smells so bad. It's so crazy how this thing holds your conscience, your memories, everything. Let's move on to the next product.
Sometimes when I'm sneaking over, this next product is perfect for that. Throw it up, Alan. Oh [ __ ] [laughter] That's how you sneak over.
[laughter] Apparently, this next product is [music] supposed to turn you into a superhuman. What is it? No way.
What? What is it? I'm going to put this on really [music] quick.
What? What the hell? Who the hell are you?
Oh, he's Superman. Why are you guys saying that at the same time? [laughter] What is wrong with you?
Doesn't this look sick? On a serious note, I know they're looking for a new Superman. I got the body, got the acting, and [snorts] no CGI cuz I can actually fly.
[laughter] It's currently over 100° and the next Amazon product we bought was an air conditioned jacket. This is literally a jacket with an air conditioner built inside. Oh, that's sick, dude.
No way. That's so cool. Everywhere.
I can feel the cold air. This is actually keeping me a lot [music] cooler. I can literally feel all the cold air here trapped inside.
It's keeping me nice and cold. For this next product, we have all right. Wo a gel which happens to be the world's lightest [music] solid.
And to show you guys how light it is, we're going to put it on top of a dandelion. You guys see that? Just sitting on top of the dandelion.
That's literally how light it is. It feels so weird. This is ex This is exactly what cloud is made of.
This is like thicker. Look, THESE ARE BIGGER PIECES. OH, WAIT.
LET'S PUT THIS on a dandelion. Oh, look what happens when I just press it down. Damn.
For this next Amazon product, we bought raw cow milk. And it says extra creamy cream top. Whole.
It's so chunky. NO. [screaming] What the hell?
Do you guys see the chunks coming out? Wait, it's like cheese. This is like cheese milk.
Looks like Oh, wait. I swear, dude. This is yogurt.
Okay, I am not trying this. I'll try it. Really?
Come here. Oh, you okay? All right, then.
[screaming] Hell no. HELL NO. It's raw and creamy.
Just the way I like it. [laughter] [screaming] It's sour. [laughter] This is a money maker.
Apparently, if you put in a blank sheet of paper inside, it'll print out real money. Oh, no way. Wait, what?
Dude, look at this. I wonder if this how the government puts out money. Probably.
Dude, that's insane. Give me that. Yeah.
Give me another blank sheet of paper. [laughter] What? And her pants.
They They look like underwear. They're literally underwear that you wear over your hands, like gloves. I don't get the point of these.
[laughter] Why is this a thing? Oh my god, look at this. Oh yeah, they smell clean.
What? Sean, what the hell? What the hell was WHAT THE HELL WAS [screaming] HEY, JOHN.
He's Hey, you know what he's about to do with them? [laughter] So, right here we have some instant smile teeth kit. And apparently, if you put these on, they give you [music] the perfect smile.
So, you put it in boiling water for 30 seconds and then you just place them over your teeth. Grandma. All right.
Smile. Yeah. What the [ __ ] That's a perfect smile.
You look like a horse. [laughter] If you're trying to impress someone on a date, just wear these. I can't believe they sell these on Amazon.
[laughter] The next Amazon product we're testing is the grocery bag carrier. Apparently, you can carry all your groceries in one trip with this device. We have a bunch of groceries in here.
Let's see if it works. I think you just slide it into a little pocket. [music] Right.
Wow. And then after you have everything in and then it's secure. You're just going to twist this back into place.
Wo. Keep everything. You can just carry it like this.
Dude, I'm able to carry eight bags of groceries with two fingers. Like this. Look at that.
Hey, this makes carrying groceries a lot easier. The next product we have is an anti-gravity humidifier. Let's see if it works.
WO. ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY DYING. WO!
No way. That's crazy. And check this out.
[screaming] That's so cool. How does this thing even work? It's something known as the layman's effect where the water appears to be ignoring gravity.
And ladies, I will never ignore you so you can gravitate towards my line. [laughter] This is a water balloon launcher, and there's only one way to test it out. 3 2 1 go.
Well, it works. So, we got another Curse product in here. Let's check it out.
Oh, what the heck is that? Wait, what is What is it? What is It's an elf ear headset.
You can [music] use this to listen to music. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
So, people are going to think or you have this and you're listening to music, people are going to think you're an elf. What? Bro, what [laughter] is that?
Jacob, what the heck? This is weird. Well, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to some music.
Where is he? Yeah, it looks so funny. [laughter] Right here we have a cursed banana cuz it's stretchy.
It looks like a normal banana, but it's not. Cuz it's cur. Oh, I like this.
Isn't it so cool? It's a freaking stretchy banana. Yeah, but it's not as stretchy as my banana.
[music] What? I'm just trying to show you my banana. What?
[laughter] The next Amazon product we bought was an unbreakable box. And the first one of you guys to break this box wins the mystery prize inside. Oh yeah.
All right. Hey, give me. Give me.
GIVE ME. ALEX has been going through a lot recently, so I got him something special off Amazon. What the hell?
It's a chicken wing attached onto a necklace. What? Now you can wear your favorite food.
That's messed up. That's kind of messed up. You don't You don't like it?
[music] You can't even eat it. Yeah, I can't even eat it. This isn't even a real chicken wing, dude.
I wish I was actually hoping it was a real chicken wing. This looks so real, too. It does look real, dude.
Hey, you will never catch me wearing this out in public. [laughter] This is not drip. The next Amazon product we bought was a floating shoe display.
Check it out. Look how cool. Sh.
[cheering] Look, it just floats. Look. Fire.
Woo. That's cool, guys. Hey, this is definitely something cool to put in your room.
This reminds me of Tanner when he was getting possessed. All right, let me TRY SOMETHING. WHAT?
WHERE DID YOU GET AN AXE FROM? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HEY, HE BROKE.
NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET THE ACT OUT OF THE BOX. [music] WHO'S FIT NOW? [screaming] YOU ARE.
ALEX, I'M GETTING IT. IT'S CLOSE. [music] He got THE [screaming] go easy because Tanner won.
Let's see what's inside. Look at this. It's uh it's nothing.
Shut up. We just did that for nothing. I'M SWEATING.
WHY? YEP. I'm going home.
Yeah. What am I doing here? Well, now we know it's not unbreakable.
For this next Amazon product, we have the hell is this? Oh, we have a mullet. [laughter] Tanner is going to try it on and see how it looks.
OH, [screaming] HAIRSTYLE. Give us a 360. Tanner business in the front, party in the back.
Oh, I got to take this off cuz I'm going to get too many ladies with it. That's Caleb. [music] Yeah.
Whoa. So, Cristiano Ronaldo just gifted us this soccer football and he signed it as well. Yes.
But before we play soccer, I want to show you guys something. What the hell are we doing? Why are you deflating it?
What? What? Wait, what the what?
[laughter] It was a chocolate soccer football. M. Oh my god, this is so crunchy.
This is the best soccer football chocolate I've ever had. So, we just bought some insect lollipops. We have mealworms, spiders, [music] scorpions, and cockroaches.
Give me that. What was that, Sean? What?
He heard the word [ __ ] and went crazy. Cheers. Boom.
Sean will take the first lick on the cockroaches. [music] I mean, I got grape flavor. Oh, really?
It's not too bad. Sean, just some magic. [screaming] [laughter] Sean's got half the cockroach.
I got the in my mouth and I taste the [ __ ] like [laughter] I saw the juice coming out that the cockhead like the bug insect came out. It's pretty good. OH, it feels like you're crawling in [music] my mouth.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. How's that?
[laughter] For this next product, we're going to be trying the world famous bubble gun. All you need to do is dip this in a little bit of soap and let it spray. Dude, it smells like my childhood.
I can smell the bubbles. Wo! Inside this giant box, we have hundreds of Oreo wafers.
The cool thing about this is it comes with just the wafers. There's [music] no cream inside. Wait, no cream?
Yeah, but that's my favorite part. Hey, you know what we should do? We should make custom Oreos, fill it with mayonnaise, and leave it out for friends to eat.
Yeah. [laughter] Oh, what the heck? That's good.
[music] This is a turning top chair that we bought off Amazon. Let's see how comfortable it is. Oh, wait.
This is actually really comfortable. Oh, it's going to turn over. It's going to fall.
I'm going to fall. I'm going to fall. You can't possible.
What? What the hell? Yeah.
Yeah. There you go. There you go.
[screaming] It's actually going to fall, bro. Why does it feel like it's going to fall? You You're [laughter] [ __ ] Tanner actually tried to push me over just now.
But this is fun. So, right here we have some breakfast ramen. Apparently, these noodles are supposed to taste like maple syrup, pancakes, sausage, and egg.
Oh, yeah. I don't believe that. Okay, let's see what's inside.
Oh my god. Yo, it smells like breakfast. Smell it.
Smell it. Smell it. Smells like pancakes.
I think there's some sausage in there, too. Yeah. Oh, but before we try this, we also have some ichiaku ramen from NARUTO HIMSELF.
WO. ALL RIGHT, SO THE noodles are cooked and finally ready to eat. We're going to try the breakfast [music] ramen first.
Oh, that's an actual piece of sausage. Bro, I'm going be straight up. This is really bad.
Really? We'll be honest with you guys. This is actually is not good.
All right, time [music] for the ichiu ramen taste test. Seaweed came with it. Ooh.
Yeah. Here we go. Doesn't that look so much better now?
I'm not going to lie, I expect it to turn into the rakag. [laughter] It doesn't taste like instant noodles. It tastes like noodles you would eat in a Japanese restaurant.
Oh my god. Too left out. It's fine.
It's fine. Dude, I see why Naruto eats these. [laughter] You finished it.
Oh my gosh. I feel bad for dinner. So, on Amazon, you can buy raw elements.
And apparently, they can change the color of the fire. So, let's test a few out. First, we're going to try lithium.
All right. [screaming] Next one is copper, and it should turn the fire green. Wo, it actually worked.
Next, we're doing calcium. Wo, [screaming] that's so And that's science. It's like my So, you guys have all heard of toasters, but we actually have a Gizzy toaster right here, and you can instantly heat up hot dogs and gizzies at the same time.
You just place one bun on each side like this. Throw in a few gizzies. Now, let's see how this thing actually works.
Oo, wait. That thing is heating up the hot dog. Woo!
[cheering] You ready? Ooh, this is nice and toasty. Look at that.
Good. Oh, wait. It warm up the sausage.
Yeah. Instantly. Pull the camera.
[music] Amazon product I bought was Still Nunchucks. And I'm going to be breaking a road record for the most clay that's broken in the fourth minute. Woo!
World [music] record. The next Amazon product we bought is this fruit ice cream maker. All you need is some frozen fruits and then you just pour it in, turn it on, and push down.
That's crazy how there's only frozen fruit in there and it turned [music] into ice cream. Wait, no one even handed me a spoon. Dude, this is so good.
It tastes so fresh and it's healthy, guys. This is just pure fruit. It's amazing.
All right, next product. This is a regular baseball bat. And this is a court baseball bat, which is banned in all sports because it allows you to hit a baseball twice as far.
Let's [music] test that out. This is a normal baseball bat. Oh, that's not bad.
Now, here's the court bat. WO! I CAN SEE WHY I GOT BANNED NOW.
THE next Amazon product we bought was the iron neck. It's supposed to help with your neck pain. And ever since I got whiplash from that water park video, we're going to see if it helps.
Oh, OKAY. YOU FEEL IT? I think Sean needs to put this on.
Wait, does it help though? Be honest. Does it?
I mean, not really. The next product we bought is an instant slushie maker. If you pour in any drink, [music] it instantly turns it into a slushie.
And now you start squeezing it. Oh, don't do it. Listen to that.
I can hear it crunching. Wo wo wo wo wo wo. You can literally wa crazy.
Yo, this is better than any slushie I've ever had. No. What?
That's crazy. It really is. Oh, how is it?
Yo, this is good. Oh, no way. Dude, how does this work?
All right. None gone. None left for you guys.
[laughter] The next Amazon product we bought was panda shaped Oreos. And if you pour milk over it, something cool happens. [laughter] Oh yeah.
[screaming] Tastes like an Oreo McFlurry. That's the best Oreo I've ever had. So now we're about to open the mystery Amazon package.
No way. It's a mini pig. Oh my god.
How is this thing even real? Is it alive? Oh my god.
It's so soft. Thoughts and everything. All right, I'm going to try to pick it up.
A Wait, that's actually cute. He's actually so cute. A I think that's him kissing me.
Apparently, they're supposed to stay this size their entire lives. Well, Skinny has a boyfriend now. Guys, comment down below what you think his name [music] should be.
A This is actually the cutest thing you can buy on Amazon.
