DOGE Protestors Turn Their Focus on Tesla & Delayed NASA Astronauts Make It Home | The Daily Show

first some big breaking news Donald Trump has released 64,000 pages of long secret JFK files so we could finally learn who really killed JFK And guess what turns out it was heart disease Yeah the man loved his French fries But speaking of a once in a generation charming sex machine Elon Musk now Oh baby I love it I love it Now he's the world's richest man the leader of Doge and guy who thinks Sauron is the hero of the story And say what you want about Elon but he certainly has his fans I love Tesla

[Applause] I'm not saying Donald Trump is racist but that man does love a hard R But if you step outside of the White House you'll find a backlash brewing against the founder of Tesla Lawmakers across the country facing anger and outrage from their constituents at town hall meetings And the primary source of the blowback is Elon Musk What are you doing to stop the activities of unelected and unconfirmed Elon Musk elon Musk does have a security clearance We need to find out what Elon Musk is doing and how we can stop it Elon Musk Elon

Musk has conflicts of interest out the wazoo I support Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency [Applause] Tough crowd You know you're in trouble when you even pissed off the kid with the cherry eightball sweater It's like the chillest sweater there is These crowds have been so angry towards these congressmen some of them have decided to stop holding town halls altogether which feels a little thin skinned considering this is basically the same kind of vitriol an Applebee's bartender gets when the white wines not filled to the brim Again Kyle I'm sorry I flew off

the handle Papa needs his penogree And some people are not content to just scream about Eli in a high school gym They're taking to the streets or the the parking lots Tonight the FBI and ATF now investigating multiple cases of possible arson targeting Teslas and Cyber Trucks This dramatic video shows multiple cars in flames Police say the attacker used Molotov cocktails It's the latest in more than a dozen instances of arson and vandalism targeting Tesla The same suspect shot more Teslas with a gun Tesla Cybert trucks were set on fire in Kansas City And earlier

this month shots fired at a Tesla dealership in Oregon Cyber trucks on fire in Seattle Wow You guys like petty acts of domestic terrorism huh cool Wow Okay let me just say nobody should be breaking the law and blowing up Teslas especially because if you just wait a few minutes they'll probably do it by themselves And in case you're wondering why people might do this some have been leaving helpful messages This is what Tesla employees in Ensenita saw when they arrived to work today The vandalism is too graphic to show in its entirety We blurred

out the swastika on this white Tesla as well as the F-word on two different windows in front of the dealership Nazi and scum were written as well [Laughter] [Applause] Uh I I think you you might have wanted to blur out a little more there because I now it just looks like they just wrote I mean obviously Elon has a lot of kids so he's got a lot of you know uh but you don't have to be so overt The point is there's a ton of rage directed at Elon right now which is why last night

he went on Sean Hannity and made the case for his victimhood Bullets are being fired charging stations are put ablaze Teslas are being put put ablaze What have you done that warrants this because I see nothing that you have done except help our country Uh yeah I mean it's really come as quite a shock to me that there is this level of of really uh hatred and violence from the left Tesla is a peaceful company We've never done anything harmful Um I've never done anything I've only done productive things I I shouldn't have to explain

this to Elon but it's not about the Teslas Teslas are actually pretty cool as a car It's got that all glass thing going on kind of like a a pope mobile that it's got door handles that are hard to find which is what everybody wants in a door handle Uh everything in the car is electronic so if it malfunctions you just drown in it You know it's like a free coffin It's cool It's cool I give them credit I don't think people though are mad at you because of the Teslas Elon If if I were

to hazard a guess about why they'd be mad It might be because in the last several weeks you fired tens of thousands of federal workers You made cuts to veterans care life-saving foreign aid and food banks You canled important medical research sometimes so abruptly that this happened Clinical trials funded by US aid uh medical experiments have been stopped midstream People some people have medical devices still in their bodies because the trials were abruptly stopped Yeah people might get a little upset if you stop their medical trial halfway through them Imagine you had to stop getting

your malaria medication or going home with half a butt lift Imagine it Imagine it You'll never buy pants off the rack again Or here here's another guess Maybe people are mad at you because you don't seem to know what the you're doing I'm guessing I'm guessing Guessing I got cuz you fired aviation safety staff then you had to hire them back You fired nuclear safety inspectors then you had to hire them back You cut funding for Ebola prevention and then said "Oopsy one of the things we accidentally cancelled very briefly was Ebola Ebola prevention." I

think we all want Ebola prevention Yeah I think we do And if someone just accidentally cut it I think we'd all be pretty mad I might even banky some Third Reich ejaculates Look look I could I could come up with more reasons but let's be honest Elon knows why people are mad at him We know he's not as smart as he pretends to be but he's also not as dumb as he's pretending to be right now And when he goes on Sean Hannity to complain about why people hate him he's just proving that the troll

king of the internet can't handle the consequences of the real world But you know what you know what Elon you know what no Here Elon Elon if you genuinely want people to not hate you you could focus on the things you are good at I mean you did get those astronauts back It was It was It was a beautiful moment The astronaut pair who faced a prolonged stay in space nine months versus a planned one week are back on Earth tonight It was a team effort between the Trump administration Elon Musk and SpaceX And how

about this welcoming committee like we just mentioned a pod of dolphins seen swimming around as the astronauts waited to be escorted out of the SpaceX Dragon capsule You know what i think that's great Look I have to I have to not be a hater for a second Okay Elon brought them back safely from space after being stranded there for months And dolphins even showed up to say hi That is incredible I mean I wish the dolphins hadn't welcomed them back with a sigile but still still It's a beautiful moment for humanity Now it was a

joyous moment but those astronauts were gone a long long time Thankfully the good folks at NASA prepared a video to help them acclimate to the world they're coming back to Hello astronauts and welcome back to Earth You got to see dolphins before they went extinct How cool is that as you are flown back to the US this video will reaclimate your mind on what you missed while you were in space First the Gulf of Mexico you landed in is now the Gulf of America But don't worry the name change is symbolic We're not going to

war with Mexico We're going to war with Canada and Greenland maybe Panama also Mexico Oh uh speaking of wars when you left it was Russia that invaded Ukraine Now it's the other way around Don't worry about it For now just focus on resting And after you enter US territory your space capsule will face crippling steel tariffs and you will be deported to an El Salvadorian prison Just until we're sure that you're not Venezuelan gang members And after your release in 2026 you will be honored at the White House which is now run by Fox News

anchors Also the antivaccine guy is now in charge of vaccines The anti-FBI guy is now in charge of the FBI and the lady in charge of the WWE runs the education department which is gone These great leaders will welcome you all back except for astronaut Sunonny Williams See when you left you were a female astronaut and now you're a DEI astronaut and also you're fired But don't worry you'll find another job Although just a heads up the stock market is down and eggs are $400 But those are both good things and also Joe Biden's fault

At this point you're probably wondering "When can NASA send me back up to space?" Well it probably can't NASA just got doed which is a real sentence now So from all of us here in America welcome to hell Earth Welcome back to Earth [Music]