MURDER DRONES - Episode 4: Cabin Fever

[upbeat techno music plays] ♪♪ [wind whooshing] [snow crunching under tires] [bus engine rumbling] - Whoa! Easy, girl. [honk!

honk! ] Good girl. [tense, ominous music plays] - Do you ever wonder why we -- [both grunt] - Hey!

- Ugh. - [grumbles] Ch-ch-ch-chh. Hmph.

- [laughs] No kidding. - [laughs] ♪♪ - After the core collapse. .

. I didn't notice the collars. [flashbulbs popping] Only your mom being a catch.

[dramatic musical sting] [sighs] She was always all, "Build doors against the coming sky demons! " "The singularity awakens. " "Look at this cool 'S' I can draw.

" [sighs] Turns out, I'm not who either of you needed. ♪♪ Just. .

. be safe, okay? [shwing!

] - Uh, teacher, what is this field trip? - Yeah, Uzi's idea. Ask her.

- [scoffs] Who? - I've sat next to you for years. [all scream] - Bite me.

I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores. - No year-end bonus, no learning.

- So, we're just unsupervised? [all scream] - What the -- [dark musical sting plays] - Welcome, campers! Let's sound off!

One, two. . .

[blam! ] [overlapping shouted numbers] That's everyone! [stage-whispers] Minus one.

[normal voice] We've got so many distracting activities planned, so no sneaking off to investigate stuff. To the bunks! - Sounds good, N.

- Anything for my bestie. [optimistic music plays] ♪♪ - Uh, y-yeah. They're, like, my friends, too.

So, it's cool. [dramatic musical sting] [all scream] - You can be our friend, little guy. - Poor thing's defective.

- [growls] - [yelps] [tense music plays] - Hmph. Nah, just full of love. This one's a pilot.

- Oh. [giggles] Wow, a pilot. ♪♪ [insect beeps softly] ♪♪ [helmet clatters] [wind shrieking] ♪♪ [exhales slowly] [metal clattering] ♪♪ - [gasps] [panting] ♪♪ - [screams] ♪♪ [screams] [giggles] [all laughing] - So, my friend wants to know if you killed her family.

. . and are single?

- Make way for the canoe train! - Sabotage, minions! Plan X!

- [grunts] [laughter] - [yelps] - [groans] [both yelp] - [screams] I can't swim! - Hup! - Oh.

. . [giggles] Thank you.

- Close one. [ugly music plays] - [sniffling] [whimpering] [panting] ♪♪ - Tick-tock. - [gasps] [giggles] - H-Hey, stupid idiot.

Uh, weren't you just -- - You said this camp would help us catch that red-eyed Doll freak. How about more "explorey," less "watch-from-window creepy. " - Working on it.

Just so glad you guys fit right in. Super cool. [shwing!

] - Better to stay distant, though. Don't ya think? Since I'll have to kill you next?

♪♪ N's made friends with rocks, by the way. He'll move on just fine. ♪♪ - [sighs] ♪♪ [bug chirping weakly] Sorry, buddy.

Got you good. [suspenseful music plays] ♪♪ Hmm? ♪♪ [kaboom!

] ♪♪ [scanner beeps rapidly] ♪♪ "Elevator"? Where's that? What are you?

♪♪ - Ah, sorry. Did I. .

. cheat? [blam!

] - [scoffs] You didn't even kill everyone here. Check this out. - Psst, hey.

- Uzi, get on out here! This troupe's a team! Wait, no!

Inclusive reflexes! - Uh. .

. [laughs] [hisses through teeth] Hey, everyone. [all yelp] - Ah!

♪♪ - [s] [panting] ♪♪ [creature chittering] ♪♪ Um, i-ignore all of this. Uh. .

. [breathing heavily] - [smooches] I was just. .

. going. .

. ♪♪ I live in the woods now! [panting] - Who was that?

[yelps] [panting] [tense music plays] ♪♪ [feedback whines] [high-pitched ringing] [clock ticking] [gasping] [whimpering] [dark music plays] [grunts] [alarm blaring] [eerie low growling] - V, we can't hurt Uzi. - We do our jobs, and that THING leaves us alone. - I don't know what you're talking about because you won't tell me!

- Huh? - What are you so afraid of? - I'm not afraid.

- I am! Uzi is! She's a kid!

Like us, V. What is wrong with you? !

[sighs] Look after the campers. [snow crunching underfoot] - Hot. Not hot?

You're too good for him. - Do whatever you want. [tense music plays] ♪♪ [wind howling] - We need to sneak this far just to make out?

- It's about mood, Darren. [thunder crashing] [foreboding music plays] ♪♪ - Nice. - I get it now.

[squelching] [grunts] ♪♪ - Uh. . .

Um. . .

[door creaks] [slam! ] Eee! - Huh?

- [giggling] [door creaks] [static blaring over monitor] ♪♪ [insectile skittering] ♪♪ [dark musical sting] - [gasps] [panting] ♪♪ [squelching] - [gulping] [retches] [coughing] [gasping] [oil sizzling] ♪♪ [alarm blaring] [breathing shakily] ♪♪ - [spooky voice] But her warranty wasn't expired. It neeeever existeeeeeeeed. - It's scary 'cause it's, like.

. . - Aren't you guys worried about Darren and Rebecca?

- . . .

Real. - Shouldn't they be back from their "immoral make-out session" by n-- [shrieks] [all scream] - [coughing] [gasping] - Rebecca! - Who did this to you?

- [coughs] Don't remember name. . .

[heaves] Super. . .

unpopular. . .

- Descriptive clues, man! - Purple. .

. eyes. .

. Hot Topic. .

. [coughs] - I feel like I'd remember someone like that? - Uh, not in our class?

- [giggling] [all scream] [all whimpering] [breathing shakily] [dark music plays] ♪♪ - Ohhhh. Y-You? [all scream] - S-S-Split up!

- I think I read that's good! [panting] [epic operatic rock music plays] ♪♪ - [panting] [grunts] ♪♪ - [giggles] - [whimpering] [panting] ♪♪ Huh? [grunts] - [giggling] - [whimpering] Uh.

. . Uh, does it at least have pictures?

- It doesn't. I checked. - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

♪♪ - Oh, thank robo-god -- final girl! - [giggling] ♪♪ - Um, clashing? [gagging] - [giggling] ♪♪ - [shouts] - [coughing] - Killing her.

Not saving you. - Okay, mom. - [panting] V, please.

. . - New body, same horrors.

Huh, Cyn? - I. .

. don't know who that is. .

. Can I. .

. talk to N? - [scoffs] I'll make sure you can't.

- [winces] [giggling] - Ah! [yelps] ♪♪ Agh! ♪♪ - Ugh.

♪♪ [yelps] [gasping] - [giggling] - Agh! [grunts] ♪♪ - Whoops! Easy there, buddy.

Whoop. - [gasps] - [laughs] Ow. Up we go!

- [screams] [muffled] What'd I say about antagonizing her? - Ugh, you always take her side. - [approaching screaming] [panting] [whimpering] - Uzi, you want to tell me what's the matter?

- No, don't look. I'm gross and eating people and stuff. - Yeah, we'll figure that part out.

[melancholy music plays] But you know that's not what I mean. - Are you, like. .

. gonna leave me? - Uzi -- - Never mind.

It's stupid. ♪♪ - [sighs] Before we met, scary stuff was actually. .

. pretty scary. Then tonight, too, 'cause you weren't with me to make it fun somehow.

I-I kind of forgot what that was like. - Same. - [goofy voice] Then we'll stick together.

- [laughs] Don't frickin' touch it! [goofy British accent] Plus, my voice is more like -- [normal voice] Accent was a bad idea anyway. N, I'm sorry - Ehh, not like it killed anyone.

- O-Oh, no, I definitely -- - Kidding! Just avoid another whole spire. Baby steps.

Together? ♪♪ - [sighs] Eww. - Don't patronize me.

- What? I think it's gross all by myself. God, you're a diva lately.

- [chuckles softly] - Hiya! Hiya! [engine turns over] [honk!

honk! ] [pensive music plays] - [clears throat] So, missing some campers here. ♪♪ - [snoring softly] - [sighs] Yo, I get hungry, idiot.

- No name-calling. Just a question.