the gyro can experience I keep thinking that one day they're gonna come up the artificial Luke Skywalker type hands and that people are gonna want them instead of regular hands that's what I'm worried about Wow if they came up with an arm it would sound terrible though like metal-on-metal English if you had the skin like simulation I can play guitar with that maybe I'm talking about cell I do some wild [ __ ] I'm talking about self-healing bulletproof spider silk hybrid skin like that the government's work on mmm they're working on that right now they're
working on some sort of Nod don't doubt it man I said I wouldn't you want to hear that wild one all right I went on you know one night [ __ ] smoking I went on a little YouTube wormhole situation and somehow I don't even know if it's a YouTube video or someone else but I wound up on this video that was like world's smartest kid thinks that CERN blew the world up in 2008 all right and I'm like what the [ __ ] so I go on this video right now watch this video dude
and it's this young kid he's like 12 and a month [ __ ] is talking you know half the you got to invest like twenty minutes into this kids talking about things that are super smart and it's kind of like to show you he's super smart you know I mean this kid and his dad's doing the recording I believe we're a relative somebody very close to him and he kills into this whole theory of how he thinks when they collided the the electrons I believe in the in the in the super collider mmm certain that
they caused some crazy chain reaction that blew up the universe but they also Wade they created an atom that weighed too much and he's the first 20 minutes is also explaining infinite parallel universes so what the kid was up with is this theory of like one atom weighing too much and way and if that being just enough to shift our universe into a parallel universe so this guy have this kid had me [ __ ] up because after I watched this everything I saw for months was talking about like it would be news guy on
the on the news like I don't know what universe I'm in anymore or a spider-man into the spider-verse like all these everything I saw for like four or five months after what's in this video was like multiverse [ __ ] listen about multiverses and it's got me [ __ ] up Joe I hear you look it says there he claims it's CERN destroyed the universe during recent experiments which has resulted in us living in a nearby parallel universe instead you're welcome Eddie a lot of people online this is an explanation for all the Mandela effect
stuff about the Mandela effect Holly you know there's like apparently a bunch of people who think maladie Mandela died in prison right and like there's you know and as far as I know he was released became president in South American s little universe just personally you know but it's crazy dude what cuz it's not just this video it's like you watch it and that YouTube algorithm starts sending you down a whole bunch of it you know I mean you start hearing humour and it's like it's and then again everything that came out there was all
these shows I would see or movies or news things about multum multiverse all of a sudden was everywhere around me it was [ __ ] Mehdi dude so I'm [ __ ] up about that [ __ ] right now well if there was something everything do if there was something they could do that might open up a door to a parallel universe you don't think they would do it stranger things you mean yeah things I mean things are strange right yes stranger things bizarro world you know what's the weirdest one is the the like the
people that dismiss climate change that is the weirdest one to me so I'm like what is I'm trying to figure out what's the benefit of dismissing climate change other than if you work for like the oil industry or something well you were just lost a glacier yeah like they just posted a whole thing of 10 you or 80 like something in the 80s a glacier pick up and I'm just now and it's gone but I'm not even saying like blaming anybody for it I'm saying dismissing it as an issue I'm like let's pretend that people
have nothing to do with it let's just I wish people had nothing to do with it because then we can go holy [ __ ] it's getting hot like how hot gonna get like we could just figure it out like if it was just read at this point was two degrees the oceans are hotter than they've been and you know how people do that where they try to say well this is a natural cycle this is something that some people still say right okay even if it was just a natural cycle I wish humans weren't
in the equation at all so there was no argument I wish it would just be like hey guys is getting really hot what the [ __ ] do we do as if we had no control over whatsoever not saying that we shouldn't take steps to fix it we definitely should but I'm saying that if it was impossible for people to have created it and it was happening around us maybe we would be for us to do something maybe we'd be forced like go to higher ground get the [ __ ] out of the really hot
spots you know make your way towards Canada like I mean maybe that would what's what we would do if there was no other way but we know that at least part of what the problem is is people at least part with the problem but so many people start they want to start arguments about that and fight that and to me it's so strange it's like what's the benefit of arguing against that it's happening I don't understand like it's happening you see it getting warmer you see the statistics you see everybody freaking out though the amazons
on fire have you seen yes no it's [ __ ] horrifying photos from yes they're just and there I believe it's purposeful okay I have heard that that is that some people are being burnt away on purpose is what I'm if the things operate over understood diamonds where their truth because again now that's one of the things we're saying is efficient is you've got to question everything now truth has been compromised man you know I mean no matter what side of whatever you are on truth has been has been seriously compromised because there's a counter
opinion to everything and if you're not adept enough to really get involved in fine factual information you can literally counter any argument there is yeah with with something oh I symbol I read this well I read this okay well that doesn't mean either one of those things are true let's go find the truth you know I mean it that doesn't exist anymore because it's that people just want to Google that [ __ ] get on yeah and move on with their day you know and it's laziness on our part a lot of people don't want
them it's like [ __ ] this thing that everybody's posting with the goddamn [ __ ] Instagram I don't give you permission you know use I read a whole other thing that says the average American I believe signs one or two legal documents a day without reading them and just by logging into [ __ ] on your phone Amazon or Instagram or whatever you every time you do that you you subscribe and and and and adhere to their terms and conditions and some you think a picture of a copy and pasted Instagram thing over something
that was from Facebook [ __ ] twelve years ago is it's it's bananas what's bananas people get roped into things you know once and better safe than sorry yeah like yeah I've seen what argument is that they don't know how to internet internet I'm just saying even if it's like you suspect it's wrong but you don't [ __ ] it anyway wait wait that's if you suspect it's wrong take the extra time or just don't do it at all yeah like what I'm just using that as an example of how why what the state of
things are as they are yeah it's a sneaky little loophole that's a sneaky little thing that happens to you you have to everybody's posting something stupid did you send it to me Oh whatever lesson to me it must be legit you know I mean how many times you've done that I've done that almost as loud in it and then immediately after it Dana came up it was him with the whole night better safe than sorry I think they got everybody though they got that [ __ ] Perry got a party every party isn't big Perry's
job to like [ __ ] protect the nukes or something like I saw a governor something posted to Rick what is Rick Perry they said Rick Perry Pope but he has a specific job in a government is like an energy the energy secretary he's like in control the nukes right is that what it is energy secretary yeah you are I don't know whatever the [ __ ] he is he's got a big job and he fell for it it's oh it's bizarro world where in bizarro world maybe that [ __ ] kid is right I'm
telling you dude you're yo you're gonna be calling me in a couple nights like [ __ ] you dude why did you even tell me about them I really balanced the idea of multiple universes many times we all have but this kid watch it just you're gonna invest it give it to 20 minutes or 15 18 minutes whatever it is and then you'll be like oh wow it's it's not that it's a fact it's but it's like wow that's super possible it's super super possible the way he breaks it down what about this what if
every time you went to sleep and you woke up you passed into a nearby and very similar universe but not quite the same and depending upon your choices and how you live your life it's how you wake up and what new one you pop into on the other side and everyone's just a little bit different the whole world changes just a little bit each time you make a decision one way or another everything changes when you wake up you think the world is static because it is when you're awake you have no [ __ ]
idea what's happening while you're asleep and when you wake up again you have this foggy recollection of the past and that's what you're going by you're going by every morning waking up with a foggy recollection of the past that's what you're doing here you're assuming that nothing's changed and everything static and while you were sleep for eight hours nothing weird happened you know the [ __ ] you're talking about you have no idea you're dreaming you're having crazy fantasies that [ __ ] weird stuff is happening you're [ __ ] mermaids you're flying through the
air on a on a helicopter you know you don't you weird things happen when you dreaming what is all that about we don't even know we have no idea what that is that's soup of possibilities it's [ __ ] swirling around in between your ears while you're snoring up a storm and then BOOM you wake up are you sure those memories are real are you sure this isn't a whole completely new University living in today or simulation or simulation there's some Isis simulation we got myself out on that one right there there was some [
__ ] another genius super wizard kid who was talking about that that there's something about simulations I forgot what I was high at the house with with the guy who runs my studio divine and and and we were just [ __ ] laughs and talking [ __ ] one day I like like what if like I may have heard this could have been on your show I could have read this so I'm not claiming responding inertia pup the thought but it was like what if like we just come from a universe like that's so perfect
and [ __ ] and it's boring as [ __ ] and we just plug in to have all these [ __ ] up like weird problems and that's why everything's keep looking weird or in crazier because like that's kind of why we're here that's part of the ride you know that could be it it could be the only way you appreciate love is to know hate they'll really appreciate it and it could be the only way we would appreciate all the good that we have is to balance it out with all the bad that we
have and when they start to overwhelm each other one way or the other there's an imbalance that takes place and it leads to all of our [ __ ] problems as a society and when you you think about how long you're gonna be alive and what it is that you're doing here and why you're doing it you know all those weird questions and answers that go on inside your head it's all you're distributing energy right you're trying to figure out am i distributing my energy right my my living my life in a way that is
like the best I can do with what I've got right now that's it all these mine folks that's all you got to do though I mean honestly even no matter what we're saying if you woke up every day and that was your objective yeah you couldn't really go or do much wrong no no you can't and what if every day when you did that woke up in a nearby universe tells just a little bit different because of what you thought and did dude that's like you know that's a magic type [ __ ] never last
some movie some magic touch oh I see I will cows you know I just was like trying to be a that's what your glut there we go salut salut [Music] DJ melody over there is one dude Cheers how about Cheers let's go American Gosselin cheers Cheers [Applause]