Diddy Freak Off Party Explained

Congratulations! You've been invited to a party  being hosted by none other than famous Rap mogul, Puff Daddy. It's going to be an extravagant gala,  and definitely going to skyrocket your social media following.

But when you get there it's just  Diddy and a few of his close friends looking like Plankton in his basement dungeon. And you're being  told to take a bottle of lube to a private room to prepare yourself, all while Diddy licks his  lips and looks at you, whispering to himself, “I was in one bedroom, dreaming of a million. . 

Now I'm in beach houses, cream to the ceiling. . .

” As you're about to find out, one of Puff Daddy's  most famous lyrics could have been quite literal. 1,000 bottles of lube- enough to  fill a very large aquarium. This was the shocking discovery inside one  of Puff Daddy's homes after a federal search warrant was executed against him. 

And all that lube, well it was meant to be used by some of your favorite celebrities  in what Diddy called “Freak-Off” parties. Try and picture 1,000 bottles of lubricant.  Odds are, you're not picturing enough.

At 12 fluid ounces each, Diddy's Freak-Out lube  stash would be almost enough to completely fill a 100 gallon fish tank. So why'd Diddy  need enough lube to create a slip n' slide that could stretch across the entire length of  a movie theater- from lobby to the front screen? And we mean that literally.

1,000 12  ounce bottles equals about 93 gallons, which would let you cover a slip and slide 6 feet  wide and around 630 feet long with 1 millimeter of personal lubricant, or a total surface area  of almost 350 meters. At Diddy’s movie theater, you could slide in the front door on a cushion  of sex lube, whizz by the concession stand for your popcorn and soda, and slide into your  front row seats right by the big screen. And what’s playing in Diddy’s theater?

Well,  one of his personal home movies- but more on that soon. First let’s talk about  enough lube to drown an elephant seal. “Americans buy in bulk, as we know”  and “.

. . there is a Costco right down the street.

” These are actual statements from  P Diddy's lawyer in response to the discovery of 1,000 bottles of lubricant and baby oil at  Diddy's home. While it's true Americans enjoy bargain shopping from big box stores, most  Americans also don't need enough lubricant to fully insert a Minuteman Intercontinental  Ballistic Missile into a missile silo that’s a little nervous because this is their first time. The public discovery of Diddy's Freak-Off parties come alongside startling revelations from  the numerous criminal cases against him.

In 2023, Sean John Combs a. k. a.

P Diddy a. k. a. 

Diddy a. k. a.

Puff Daddy a. k. a.

Lube Daddy a. k. a.

P Slipnslide a. k. a.

Federal Defendant No. 1, saw  his entire career unwind with allegations that he had abused and exploited former girlfriend  Casandra Ventura, also known as Cassie. He was 37 years old and she was just 19 when they  first met, quickly making her financially and career dependent on him.

At these Freak-Off  parties it's alleged that he forced Cassie to perform acts on others against her will. The case would be settled out of court without the terms of the settlement being publicly  revealed- however it's likely that this included a very large financial compensation. There  is no word on compensation for Diddy blowing up Kid Cudi's car after he became enraged to  discover Cudi had been dating Cassie.

Given how much lube Diddy had on hand, getting his  car blown up was the least of Cudi's worries. But Cassie's lawsuit was the tip of the iceberg, because Puff Daddy a. k.

a. LubeMaster 3000  was already facing several other cases for exactly the same type of behavior.  And front and center of these allegations were P 'baby oil' Diddy's Freak-Off parties.

For both legal reasons and to protect their reputations, it has become incredibly difficult  to get solid details on what exactly went on at these freak off parties from those who attended,  but it doesn't take much imagination when there are literally 1,000 bottles of lube and baby oil  involved. Odds are, with that much lubricant to make things nice and slippery, Diddy and  his guests were not hosting a chess club. Some leaks have emerged though, painting a sordid  picture of Comb's Freak Off parties.

Allegedly, they involved multi-day long marathons of physical  debauchery, with P Diddy a. k. a.

Slip Daddy, flying in sex workers specifically for the events.  That particular allegation seems to have some basis in reality, as amongst the many charges  Diddy seems unable to slip out of are related to sex trafficking across state lines, for which he  is being prosecuted under the infamous Mann Act. Allegedly, Diddy's flesh-fests would begin after  his famous White Parties, which would attract major celebrities such as Leonardo DiCaprio and  Mariah Carey.

However, after the A-listers left, Diddy would put on a completely different  show for a select group of friends. Michael Kaplan of the New York Post,  who broke details on Freak Offs, reported that Diddy would lure in women whom  he was personally managing or had met at various adult clubs- along with sex workers. Using  either drugs, money, or power over their career, Diddy forced the women to participate.

Afterwards  to ensure their silence he would use video footage taken at the events as blackmail leverage  or simply threaten to ruin their career. But Freak Offs had other surprises of their  own. According to a well-placed drug dealer who was invited to one of these events, male  rappers would engage in acts with each other as well- including some very high profile and  well known talent whose names have not come to the spotlight yet.

However, for any fan of The  Boondocks, this type of behavior has long been an open secret amongst the hip hop community. Heavy security would ensure complete privacy, and only people personally invited by Combs  were allowed to enter. Threats of violence, drug addiction, and blackmail were all used to  ensure complete secrecy- as well as a healthy amount of payouts for at least some individuals,  such as Cassie.

Even if guests wanted to leave, the sheer amount of personal lubricant flooding  the party space would have made that difficult. There has been no publicly released footage  or photos from any of these Freak Off parties, though low-effort media has been using old  clips or photos from legitimate White Parties that Diddy hosted in their place as clickbait.  Allegations that celebrities like Kevin Hart, Leonardo Dicaprio or Beyonce attended these  parties are unproven, and rely entirely on photos and videos of them at known White Parties.

Combs is, at the time of writing, behind bars at the Metropolitan Detention Center after being  labeled a flight risk. As federal raids against his US homes were being carried out back in March,  Diddy had taken his private plane to Antigua in the Caribbean. Thinking the situation over, he  decided to return and was subsequently denied bail requests.

Commenting on the discovery of one  thousand bottles of lubricant in one of his homes, Diddy, through his lawyer, wanted it to be clear  that the presence of over 90 gallons of lube and baby oil was not quote- as nefarious as it seemed. Because who doesn't have a commercial-sized aquarium's worth of personal lubricant  for various needs in their home? Sean Slippery Combs is facing some serious  jail time for the charges against him, even as details of Freak Off parties remain tightly  under wraps by federal prosecutors.

At a minimum Combs faces 15 years in prison, though it's  possible he could spend the rest of his life in prison if the federal sex trafficking charges are  proven, along with a quarter million dollar fine. The real question is: how do federal  authorities hope to keep a man behind bars who's spent so much of his life steeped  in gallons and gallons of personal lubricant? Now slip into this video The Wealthy Elite That  Own The World or click this other vid instead!