BURRÃO CAI NO GOLPE | EMBRULHA PRA VIAGEM

So, Marcos? Who is going to pay today's bill? Your mother, your aunt or your father-in-law?

Dude, Burrão is the one who's going to pay the bill today. Burrão lent you his card? No, Burrão made me a lot of money.

How so? Dude, do you remember that building that had its entire structure condemned, there on Leopoldo Domingues? Of course, no one wants to even pass by on the street for fear that the building will fall.

So it is. Burrão bought the whole building! Did you scam Burrão?

No scam! Honest brokerage work. I even gave him a 70% discount.

But Burrão bought the building without evaluating the structure? Of course, he doesn't have all that competence. He didn't finish fifth grade!

True. Burrão without his team is nobody. He's just an ignorant person with money in his pocket.

I massage his ego properly, man. I said that there were about ten other people in line, that if he didn't close, he would lose. Didn't think twice.

It seems he continues without thinking. He's coming here happy. What's up!

How is all this joy going? Happy after closing a deal for my friend! A huge deal.

This is for you, man. What you did for me wasn't a friend thing, it was a brother thing. We're together!

We're a team. Speaking of the team, when do you start finishing the building? Did your team evaluate the structure?

Nah! You don't even need to finish fifth grade to know that that structure is completely shaken. The building is crooked.

The building is crooked and you still bought it? Of course! Didn't you see that the day before they announced the construction of a subway station right next door, connecting the entire city?

It's going to be packed with people there. The land itself must already be worth three times more. Wait, subway over there?

Oh, no. You knew, Marcos. Don't act like a fool.

It's just that you were on your manager's side. For ethical reasons, you couldn't say that it was a huge deal for me, but then you alerted me that there were ten people wanting to buy it, I didn't think twice. That was a brotherly tune.

Yeah, no, of course. And there, due to the circulation of a lot of people, what did we think? We wanted to build a shopping mall with several commercial spaces.

You were thinking? Won't you build anymore? No, because I went to ask for the permit, and the competent parties prohibited it.

I mean, they prohibited? That's annoying, huh? So you bought a white elephant.

What a pity, right? No way, man! They prohibited it because they're going to expropriate the land to expand the subway.

Then, as the structure of the building was already there, they paid the full price of a perfect building, plus the appreciation of the square meter of the neighborhood due to the subway. Wow that's amazing. Burrão, tell us, how much are you making in this transaction?

Not again! I already told you that I don't have all that competence, I didn't finish the fifth grade. This is up to the infrastructure and legal staff.

Legal? Yes, because the legal side combined with the infrastructure. And they managed to prove by A plus B that I really intended to build a shopping mall there.

Then what happened? They compensated me and even allowed the construction of the mall on top of the subway. With all these people circulating, the result?

This was the straightest crooked building I ever bought! What a profit, huh? It's for me?

A gourmet coffee and wine, 'cause I know you took a sommelier course. -French wine? -No, this one is from Vinhedo.

Vinhedo? Smooth table red, delicious. Guys, now let me go, I'm late.

I make a point of donating half of the profits I made this week to a needy entity. Because life is like this, it's by dividing that you multiply. Dividing that you multiply, Fernando?

Not Fernando. Burrão, Burrão. These guys!