Finger Lickin’ Date In KFC's Dating Simulator!

have you ever wanted to date KFC the food no or this handsome man so have you is this handsome man named KFC because I would date him okay so are you more attracted to the food or Colonel Sanders well I mean like attracted is the word he normally used towards another individual right not necessarily like objects look I like food food is that hamburger I want to eat it look look don't test me anyway today we're playing I love you Colonel Sanders I realize it was called that I thought it was just like dating Colonel

Sanders it's I love you Colonel Sanders I feel like they're just paying people to say this now just wanna say that we are not sponsored um yes I love you Colonel Sanders a finger-licking good dating simulator so this is a game where you are going to date Colonel Sanders the mascot for KFC wait we're just going it like way way way with these dating similar games that we've played there are normally like multiple choices am I'd like is it Colonel Sanders on the left or Colonel Sanders on the right like as that my choice or

as I'm I only date in Colonel Sanders well you have to make a right choice Jason what if I don't want a date colonel I mean he's a handsome man but what if I don't want a day colonel what if I'm feeling like you know I want and said chicken I want biscuits like why can't can I have some I need choices okay do you want McDonald's or Wendy's or kids no okay this is a KFC game right I could only pick from the KFC sides I want a biscuit okay so before you get started

tell us your name okay okay okay hmm who's playing are you playing or am I playing a you belong the control so I feel like you're playing okay so I should put my name now no not now oh my god I told you my choices [Laughter] give me like Colonel Sanders and like Colonel Sanders brother Dave you sleep softly the Morning Sun casts a warm glow to the window Oh God chicken oh my god the chicken jury box maybe that's just a jewelry box I mean just so happens to have the white and red colors

but the chicken the world is peaceful and serene you could stay in this moment forever or you could wake up now now now your first day of culinary school it's no time to sleep in blue is that alarm clock I'm not chicken all right smack that clock up a nap so this is you you're but you're not you slept through the school year and gave up opportunity girl Sanders what that's it guys this is the end of our let's play of I love you chrome Sanders Jessica notorious person that sleeps in all the time so

she missed her alarm clock she didn't wake up and she didn't go to culinary school okay now that we know a little bit better we have the power of foresight smack that clock open Anna I'm going to culinary school lying in bed you stare at the ceiling thinking about everything that awaits you at the prestigious University of cooking school the Academy for learning your mind begins to wander who will be there what will you cook what would you wear time begins to fly by and you find your imagination getting away from you you'll need to

take this seriously or you'll allow yourself to daydream a bit and think about the future okay so so are we playing to win like is there one goal is like Colonel Sanders our goal I guess so because because like we've learned that that playing the game as if it was really you is not working so we need to take this serious that's right serious we're serious about chicken I better make sure to arrive prepared for the first day oh my god you bust through your morning checklist toothbrush check hair comb check pits deodorize nothing could

stop you now you confidently grab biscuit shut the door and head to class so wait maybe maybe maybe cruel Sanders is like the chicken guy and we're like the biscuit lady oh my god cuz we have great biscuits just what you need to get your blood flowing that's right we've got I don't even I don't even standing in the quad uk's upon the magnificent university of cooking school the academy of learning Wow here comes your lifelong best friend for wait a minute wait a minute I think I've seen this school and like every anime ever

made this school in our own shows before she's the most adorably awkward person you've ever met and you absolutely love her for it good morning ass now are you excited for the first day of the rest of our night actually I'm because I sure am excited a little nervous okay okay a lot nervous what she's trying to t pose on us myself but well what am I going to do you gotta add more love I mean if you can't chase the loving the food you got to add more true collapsing Miriam raised by the MasterChef

parents she's always held herself to a very high standard ever since we were little babies playing together and you rescued me from that quicksand box it's been clear to me that you're the most loving caring person I know we want to do great what what what a quicksand box maybe like the sand box this is a dangerous world but with the University of cooking school academy of learnings famous three-day only semesters Academy for learning famous three-day only semesters field I feel like this game's gonna three days longer oh my goodness I'm afraid of being left

behind and never catching up a sweet girl Miriam has always had a flair for the dramatic this summer she's got so nervous about her first kids that she chipped the tooth practicing on a mannequin what was she doing to the mannequin oh my lord pep talk your best friend or change the subject to school gossip okay so we're going for like a grade here okay so we got better yeah we got a pepper up so she adds more love our food yes we need to make use of our biscuits remember less fun when we saw

that fortune-teller and had our torrid cards read the lady with the mask who gave me nightmares I've been trying to forget I know she looks spooky but she was so sweet and she told you that you were destined for great things she does not look like she remember that car with a fancy looking Tower and that other card featuring the handsome fellow in the red suit card for Colonel Sanders well whatever man red and white it's Colonel Sanders true true wait a minute wait a week a week going against these other people oh this is

like a reverse dating simulator when we're fighting for Colonel Sanders love against the other people in the game oh I'm sure you'll be soon and no time we'll be graduating and you'll be delaying the world with your hearts out cooking in no time at all as you talk Miriam up we can feel her nerves begin to ease oh she's not crying anymore good mouth open she's determined she's trying to like you know cast the spell can you believe I cut that myself before you can get another word out you were rudely interrupted when someone smacks

your books and custom engraved measuring spoons out of your hands and onto the ground this is Wow this is pretty intense man whoa oh no she's got bigger biscuits your archrival see anything she wants and she knows she's got that snaggletooth I know I didn't see you there chicken shins whoa back off lady dies on her thighs okay yeah I guess so like the eyes on a dive mouth shins alone they're perfectly normal I love it please please do it more so he can even her name is annoying you know perf that that it's actually

Ashley but see I told you but you had to add extra lettuce to make herself feel better than confuse us we're confused right now if anyone here knows are perfect chins looks like you're not going to let you or your really weird insults get to us across the quad you see a girl Ashley's best friend then the man man oh man I can't wait to see Ben Ben the man man I stopped looking at his own reflection in the mirror his pants are so tight you could see him casually walking out his glutes while his

hair no lie there Rock and gloom van van God it's a character from Joe Joe you've never been sure what their arrangement is but as long as you've known them I should and Van Daan one of those thighs oh my gosh have been just as close to you as Miriam but substantially more devious I can't believe that the University of school academy for Learning whatever now people like you to attend a students I know right you think they just had to start diplomas now oh maybe hire us as professors you amateurs can learn a lot

from us Wow thanks VIN VIN would the first day of school about to start there's no time not to properly tell these two off so you resist the urge I wanted to choose that hmm let's go Miriam see you later losers box is your approach the door you see a goofy-looking kid pushing hard against the window directly limpid who is this I didn't see this person the boxart I think it's broken you reach for to easily pull open the door I'm really uncomfortable right now like this also be a stood at the school you must

be one heck of a chef also his name Ted Cleary says Bob but I guess he's reading it upside down hi pop I'm off now so are you going to make me hold the store all day yep and with that the young man walks into the building ahead of you can you just breathe out a go no no there are rules there are rules oh my god you both shrug your shoulders you stand at the edge of the room unsure where to sit other students wander in and keep to themselves busy chatting that's not a

pooch that's a Corgi and we have lots of experience with corgis like the fact is wearing glasses is so prestigious wait it's actually a podium wait it's a talking dog whoa whoa no no quiets down everyone who is this a reasonably cute pup and why is he at our culinary class the fact that he's talking should be of a bigger question [Music] stand this dog is amazing hey wait a minute his paws are not proportional for Cordy I'm sorry I can't stay please call me professor dog I may be cute and fluffy but I still

demand respect whoa whoa whoa whoa professor dog like his dog his last name or is he just like I am a dog so call me professor dog now we're student humans what best school ever I guess only a dog that is capable of it is this sounds like any one of your stories shut up I guess only a dog's nose is capable of picking up other nuisances of fine dining uh thanks back on eating trash like anything that ever hits the floor ever is eaten by our dog no wind begins to rush around you as

a swirl of cherry blossom petals feel the air inside the classroom where did they come from why is this kid here and then he walks in oh my god he is this student I don't know why maybe a student oh my lord you're immediately swept up by the aura of this new student it is remarkable goatee who knew anyone could be so handsome time stands still why are you in my vision okay this is this weird man they've got a dog professor Carl Sanders as a student not a professor like like I guess it had

to be that way because if he was the professor and you were dating him that would be weird if it is it - my favorite student Holland Colonel Sanders interrupts sprinkles sorry professor dog before he can finish his sentence okay please call me Connie oh my god yeah are you okay there no but we share the same truth oh my god [Music] [Laughter] it listen memory had a hard time with that girl's name no you're having a hard time just pronouncing normal words rolls rolls that says rolls Colonel not : home hushed remember rolls through

the classroom as Colonel Sanders walks down the aisle of desk suddenly the room is sweltering well it's a big word mmm sweat begins to beat across your brow you feel like everyone is looking at you and you're not entirely wrong I'm looking at you too maybe we should open that window back up before faucet spit melts into a bubble and evaporates entirely nobody talks to my friend like that you both know my name we're in the same kindergarten class and what's with all of you really rude insults besides an F Mouse what does that presents

beautiful listen professor dog we need more options okay the picture you take a moment to clean yourself up nothing else is an option so put that one it's a good thing you didn't forget about the Deuter this morning this classroom is oh man what if we didn't like get ready locally just daedrea in the morning Oh Sanders wouldn't have liked you oh I think the game would be over professor dog steps into settled the class down and get some ground rules he's holding his spatula and blinking at us well I think Jeb Lee give me

oh yes my dog has never point dogs don't blink that's fake welcome to the University of the cooking school Academy of learning the greatest culinary academy in the world the birthplace of a culinary let his past present and future many challenges awaits you there'll be tears they'll be blood there might even really be tiny adorable food like you haven't done there will be a battle it will lift your sports and compete in the biome cooking area well we gotta fight people like Carl Sanders can we join oh my god oh my god oh my god

shut up I want my ticket just then another student into the classroom it interrupts the professor's rousing speech oh my god sorry I'm late hope everyone had a good oh my god quick quiz arms like that no put it down Nate the glass is bad enough but interrupting my monologue you on the fast-paced track out of you're young man are you sure you're even in the right place don't you recognize me this is my third year in school with you as my teacher doesn't remember me I'm getting out of here get him out of here

well if you utter one more word before I finish look at that pose I know let this be a lesson to all you students that toyless is unacceptable this is why this is why the first choice failed us Wow even Clank made it here on time rolling halfway across town his tiny wheels was Clank you turn to see the students sprinkles is referencing who appears to be some sort of industrial kitchen appliance oh my lord one of his eyes is a dial oh my god Oh collect you rascal sprinkles walks in the classroom as everyone

stands in silent obedience when he gets to you he lifts his nose to the air and takes a deep stuff hmm no diet is lacking based on what I'm picking up here you definitely need a multivitamin you should be taking better care of yourself we had biscuits we're not supposed to eat biscuits in the morning you've never heard a talking dog as a teacher before but sprinkles reputation for being smart it's tough but well-known you decide to try and butter him up like mmm oh my lord oh okay okay we got three choices can we

save is there do we have the ability to save I don't know what about the chick it on the side no oh no oh no escape escape okay so a normal Corgi would like either of these but this is not a normal Corgi this is professor dog ok professor dog is prestigious he's he's he's the CEO of the entire school oh he wouldn't just want a normal rubber ball okay rubble rubble brother ball is Freddy an old dog there'd be either a beef treat or a chicken smell if you get my chicken snack then the

kernel may be impressed it's true so we're not necessarily trying to impress the dog were trying to impress I know he's gonna look and be like oh okay do it do it do it you reach beneath your apron and return with the chicken snack in your hand sprinkles eyes go wide as he locks on to me well I think there may be some competition for our new star students the furry professor in music the furry professor haha immediately devours a snack leaving your hands slick with a coat of warm doggy drool you see the other

students eyeing you jealously but pay no mind to them if they wanted to succeed in life they should have learned the importance of carrying a range of dog treat flavors all around them at all times settle down young Chefs take your seats and prepare to have your minds open to the amazing possibilities of culinary creation [Music] you got a free pass try to hide it but you have me