Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]

HEY EM, IT’S PAUL. UH I WAS LISTENING TO THE ALBUM GOOD FUCKING LUCK, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN. ♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN, SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND) ♪ WE GOT A PROBLEM.

CHECK THIS OUT ♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN) ♪ WHAT THE FUCK? ♪ SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND ♪ ♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN, SHADY’S BACK) ♪ FUCK IS THIS SHIT? GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE ♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪ ♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪ ♪ (DA-DA-DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA) ♪ ♪ (DA-DA DA, DA, DA, DA, DA) ♪ ♪ WELL LOOK WHAT THE STORK BRUNG (WHAT) ♪ ♪ LITTLE BABY DEVIL WITH THE FORKED TONGUE ♪ ♪ AND IT’S STICKIN’ OUT YEAH LIKE A SORE THUMB (BLEAH) ♪ ♪ WITH A FOREHEAD THAT IT GREW HORNS FROM ♪ ♪ STILL A WHITE JERK ♪ ♪ PULLIN’ UP IN A CHRYSLER TO THE CYPHER ♪ ♪ WITH THE VIC’S, PERCS AND A BUD LIGHT SHIRT ♪ ♪ LYRICAL TECHNICIAN AN ELECTRICIAN ♪ ♪ Y’ALL LIGHT WORK ♪ ♪ AND I DON’T GOTTA PLAY PRETEND IT’S YOU I MAKE BELIEVE ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW I’M HERE TO STAY CAUSE ME ♪ ♪ IF I WAS TO EVER TAKE A LEAVE ♪ ♪ IT WOULD BE ASPIRIN TO BREAK A FEVE ♪ ♪ IF I WAS TO ASK FOR MEGAN THEE ♪ ♪ STALLION IF SHE WOULD COLLAB WITH ME ♪ ♪ WOULD I REALLY HAVE A SHOT AT A FEAT ♪ ♪ I DON’T KNOW BUT I’M GLAD TO BE BACK, LIKE ♪ ♪ ABRA-ARACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪ ♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN MY BAG, BRUH ♪ ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK, POOF) ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND I’M BACK, BRO ♪ [CAR REVVING] ♪ NOW BACK IN THE DAYS OF OLD ME ♪ ♪ (WHEN) RIGHT AROUND THE TIMEI BECAME A DOPE FIEND ♪ ♪ ATE SOME CODEINE, AS A WAY OF COPING TASTE OF OPIATES, CASE OF O.

E. ♪ ♪ TURNED ME INTO SMILEY FACE EMOJI ♪ ♪ MY SHIT MAY NOT BE AGE APPROPRI- ♪ ♪ ATE BUT I WILL HIT AN EIGHT YEAR OLD IN THE FACE WITH A PARTICIPATION TROPHY ♪ ♪ ‘CAUSE I HAVE ZERO DOUBTS ♪ ♪ THAT THIS WHOLE WORLD’S ‘BOUT ♪ ♪ TO TURN INTO SOME GIRL SCOUTS ♪ ♪ THAT CENSORSHIP BUREAU’S OUT ♪ ♪ SO WHEN I STARTED THIS VERSE ♪ ♪ IT DID START OFF LIGHT HEARTED AT FIRST ♪ ♪ BUT IT FEELS LIKE I’M TARGETED ♪ ♪ MIND BOGGLIN’ HOW MY PROFIT HAS SKYROCKETED ♪ ♪ LOOK WHAT I POCKETED ♪ ♪ YEAH THE SHIT IS JUST LIKE Y’ALL HAVE BEEN LIGHT JOGGIN’ AND ♪ ♪ I’VE BEEN RUNNING AT FULL SPEED AND THAT’S WHY ♪ ♪ I’M AHEAD LIKE MY NOGGIN AND ♪ ♪ I’M THE FIGHT Y’ALL GET IN ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU DEBATE WHO THE BEST BUT OPS I’M WHITE CHALKIN’ WHEN ♪ ♪ I STEP UP TO THAT MIC COCK IT THEN ♪ ♪ “OH MY GOD ITS HIM NOT AGAIN” ♪ ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪ [POLICE SIRENS] ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪ ♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN MY BAG, BRUH ♪ ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK, POOF) ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND I’M BACK, BRO ♪ ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪ ♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN MY BAG, BRUH ♪ ♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪ ♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK, POOF) ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND I’M BACK, BRO ♪ (BREAK IT DOWN) ♪ SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT THE OLD ME’D SAY (IF WHAT) ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD SEE THE WAY SHIT IS TODAY ♪ ♪ HE’D PROBABLY SAY THAT EVERYTHING IS GAY (LIKE HAPPY) ♪ ♪ WHAT’S MY NAME, WHAT’S MY NAME ♪ [POLICE SIRENS] ♪ SO HOW MANY LITTLE KIDS STILL WANNA ACT LIKE ME ♪ ♪ I’M A BIGGER PRICK THAN CACTI BE ♪ ♪ AND THAT’S WHY THESE ♪ ♪ WORDS STING JUST LIKE YOU WERE BEING ATTACKED BY BEES ♪ ♪ IN THE COUPE LEANING BACK MY SEAT ♪ ♪ BUMPIN’ R. KELLY’S FAVORITE GROUP THE BLACK GUY PEES ♪ ♪ IN MY AIR MAX 90’S ♪ ♪ WHITE T’S WALKIN’ PARENTAL ADVISORY ♪ ♪ MY TRANSGENDER CAT’S SIAMESE ♪ ♪ IDENTIFIES AS BLACK, BUT ACTS CHINESE ♪ ♪ LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HACKY SACK I TREAT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD ‘CAUSE I GOT IT AT MY FEET ♪ ♪ HOW CAN I EXPLAIN TO YOU ♪ ♪ THAT EVEN MYSELF I’M A DANGER TOO ♪ ♪ I HOP ON TRACKS LIKE A KANGAROO AND SAY A FEW THINGS OR TWO TO ANGER YOU ♪ ♪ BUT FUCK THAT IF I THINK THAT SHIT, I’MA SAY THAT SHIT ♪ ♪ CANCEL ME WHAT OK THAT’S IT GO AHEAD PAUL QUIT ♪ ♪ SNAKE ASS PRICK, YOU MALE CROSS DRESSER, FAKE ASS BITCH ♪ ♪ AND I’LL PROBABLY GET SHIT FOR THAT (WATCH) ♪ ♪ BUT YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK, IN FACT ♪ ♪ FUCK THEM FUCK DRE, FUCK JIMMY, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, ♪ ♪ FUCK MY OWN KIDS THEY’RE BRATS (FUCK ‘EM) ♪ ♪ THEY CAN SCREW-OFF, THEM AND YOU ALL, ♪ ♪ YOU TOO PAUL, GOT TWO BALLS, BIG AS RUPAUL’S ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW ♪ ♪ AIN’T WHAT YOU SAW, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE NEVER GONNA SEE ME ♪ ♪ CAUGHT SLEEPIN’ AND SEE THE KIDNAPPIN’ NEVER DID HAPPEN ♪ ♪ LIKE SHERRI PAPINI, HARRY HOUDINI, I VANISH INTO THIN AIR AS I’M LEAVING ♪ TRUST ME, I’M A GREAT DRIVER.

DON’T WORRY, I JUST GOT MY LICENSE BACK.