[sighs] You know what we should all do? Go see a musical. Sure.
You know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony Award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
I don't know, um, "Grease? " No. "Rent?
" Yes! "Rent! " Okay, so when do you want to go?
What? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't, I'm busy.
- Hey. - 'Hey. ' Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Oh! Yes, it is, at Office Max! What did you get her?
A pen. It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock.
Huh? [laughs] You can't give her that. - Why not?
- Because she's not 11! And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah! Okay, honey, what he means by that is.
. Well, this is a very nice gift maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives. Sure it is.
She needs a pen for work. She's writing, she turns it over. Whoa!
It's time for my date with Joey! Alright, look, look. What.
. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio for her birthday? She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
For three years? Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore.
I. . Alright, I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?
Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it could you get her a card? Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
Or just get a card that has a poem already in it.