Ice Cube, Kevin Hart And Conan Help A Student Driver | CONAN on TBS

[Music] hey everybody meet one of my staff members Diana Chang hey Diana hey you're getting your driver's license M I thought cuz I like to help my staff members I'd take you out give you some of my pointers cuz I've been driving for a long time I got my license when I was 16 and that was well how old do you think I am like 50 50 something you are right that's not the point you look you look like you're in your at most 40s all I want you to do is look to camera and

say it's plausible plausible that I'm in my early 30s it's plausible that Conan is in his early 30s see that's me so that's my break right that Isn't that cool I have my own break this is really fun yeah it's fun did they tell you you should use both hands at all times yes see I think that's not necessary in my opinion yeah makes it hard to text makes it hard to make phone calls and stuff so your hands I'm trying to remember is it 10 and 2 they're supposed to be on um actually since

airbags came out we learned that you want to drive with them lower no one told me that well you might have learned driving before airbags came out was a slam well you just let that guy pass you and so now it's like you're his you know what I mean so you've got to be like no I'm not your you're my and then you accelerate and cut him off okay go faster pass him I'm trying now yell out the window you're my go yo yo you're my cloes and you whisper it you're doing the right thing

here you're letting people cross I think this couple right here is milking it you know what I hate is when people take their time crossing the street lower your window so the next time you pass someone they can hear you when you say you're my okay okay go you're my those people that was sad it was an older Asian couple that you yell did you feel doing felt great you came to stop and just glared in the window at them that's why you start trouble okay look now they're coming up look look what they're doing

no they just passed you you just got schooled by the Sienna minivan you're doing great Diana but we're going to up the ante now I want you to learn what it's like to drive when there are other passengers in the car and maybe things get a little distracting so we're going to swing by over here and pick up two of my friends you cool with that okay hey you know [Applause] right okay rule number one don't this up homies in the back seat you know what I mean homies in the back the homies in the

back seat like we might need you to do a driveby so you got to know how to SL h g that's uh B banan bananza I'm not putting on my seat belt you put your seat belt on life what thug life no seat bels not for me hey man hey hey Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always wor his SE that's a good that's a real good point all right here we go slow down Jesus why you take off all crazy you ever you ever date a black guy yeah was

he cool he was cool of dorky like urle dorky what was no no no no I mean he was just like Kevin Hart dky first of all first of all I'm one of the coolest guys ever man Diana am I cool yeah see that you're the funny friend zone guy no I'm not women don't put me in the friend zone when they see me first thing that come to mind is I want to bump bellies with only when you score touch I I hav been in the end zone lots of times and let me tell

you something when I get in there I dance what do you mean you dance you know what I'm talking about no I don't we talking about man oh call didn't get the metaphor yeah you didn't get it he my out yeah that's what that is we're we're talking to a nighttime Walker I'm not a nighttime Walker let's put him out right here and see how much money I'm not a male prostitute all right I'll get out I'll what do I do what do I do when I walk around hey man you just get it I'll

be back here in 20 minutes and have my track full you're going to turn me out is that it yeah I'll be here 2 hours you have my track full I honestly don't know what you're talking about I honestly I'm not even doing a bit here I don't know what you're talking about money what do you mean your trap my how did us teaching Diana to drive turn into I'm a male prostitute you're going to put me out and you're going to come back in an hour and you want your trap full man you put

on those jeans not me watch him don't let him get over in your Lan you know what I used to do I used to have a tray full of pennies like in my cup holder something batter that's ridiculous here's a penny there you go is this person cutting you off on that window and throw a penny out the window what's going on Penny go you just dropped what was that did you have a Target the person that cut me off okay okay pull police to jum out out fire department fire department oh okay all right

are we do I was out out want to get in front let me get in front you just really you don't know what to do Diana I got to find somebody to get mad at right here Slow Down slow down hey man stop cutting us off okay no man you cutting us off Jack this Penny had your name on it man yeah I was about to throw this penny at you she's about to throw a penny at you you see Diana driving she student driver man put your together driving a car without power windows is

a big mistake I can't do this all day do you know how stupid this look and you go mother look how stupid I look how y'all doing how you doing there you good we looking for marijuana Pedro what do he say Pedro and what 12 12 and Pedro Pedro and 12 I think he was talking about s Pedro and 12 well is it two different places you're not even driving why you assuming that Cube knows more about this neighborhood than I do why aren't you asking me about this neighborhood yeah you're absolutely right about that

that's racist you were racist towards me is it is it Pedro or Pedro I'm not sure never been down here and I'm terrified you want to buy weed a not yeah we're going to buy weed have you done crack no booger sugar sugar you here doing coke through your butt they say get in the I just want to know how that conversation goes and man that's is taking too long do me a favor and blow it in my butt don't follow rules my thing rules are for yeah and you know what get stitches said it

sounds like an announcement get stitches well that's from T you know they say get stitches I thought I sounded pretty good con I bet you were wild in your college days oh man I was balls to the wall I put it up there and I saw if it would stick I rolled that onion all the way down I tried everything and everyone just chicks dudes okay I did it all I knew you was a male prostitute off my student loan no no sell we I'm going to get you guys a pinata don't sell no ass

while you out is dressed like a male plastic I got you this Piñata con that's not I give that to cube I don't know the piatas around here is all right let's keep going what's your favorite fast food um Popeyes popy oh Diana I almost married you just now there you go there you go I said how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck good chuck wood you take that into the studio that goes to number one like is just bad man it's not bad it is what the kids are listening

to now Naughty by Nature op how can I explain it I'll take it frame by frame oh my goodness that's what's happening now what we see oh oh good what's that a dispensary oh are you serious yeah that's great can we come in we got we got a license she's normally used to putting drugs in her butt prison wallet it's called the prison wallet yeah hey you like Sour Patch Kids Conan I love Sour Patch Kids here you go get these I want two kilos of Sour Patch Kids okay um could you do me a

favor I want to fill this Piñata with weed let start stacking them do you have any tape yeah how much is that [Music] [Applause] [Music] flag drop a load on them get out with get [Music] out [Applause] out get [Music] out e that's an insane amount of smoke what are you talking about this is is like a chich and Chong movie up front you got to crack your window we're going to die we're going to die we're going to jail you had a good time didn't you you had a good career you're ready to call

it quit suddenly all my anxieties and fears are gone red light I'm going to break the law with a lot of weed on me polican right there I know good thing is he's on a bite I broke the law in front of this policeman no poo I'm just going to speak that's I'm good with cops hello might want to get out the way sorry about this sir you pling a crosswalk right now sir here's a good thing about me first and foremost I'm a Christian and what I learned is that Jesus once Walked on Water

I don't know where I'm going with this guys I'm really can't say what I want to say thank you very much officer sir thank you it won't happen again yeah po po you better get going you're you're not helping get out get out what you got to think this chicken crack crack right here I wonder if you could take this up the butt the butt I would do it that's the only time I would do it Diana you are ready for your driver's test isn't she ready now guys no you are listen and if the

instructor says anything that you don't like you throw B at [Applause] his