The Gang Buy Lottery Tickets (Clip) | Friends | TBS

Here we go. So we need to sort through the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organise this?

Okay. How about this? We divide them into six groups of 40, and the remaining ten can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.

I have another idea. I'm sorry. Idea Time is over.

Okay. Well, are all the tickets in the bowl? Yeah.

What about the ones you have on the nightstand? There are no tickets on the nightstand. Yes there are.

I just saw them a few minutes ago. Huh? Uh, no you didn't.

You must be mistaken. Honey, there are, like, 20 tickets on the nightstand. Chandler, sense the tone.

Well, well, well, look what mommy found. [gasp] Okay, fine. I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.

[gasp] The psychic also said that I would be betrayed. I can't believe this. I thought we were all in this together.

Hey, you just got in five minutes ago. Three minutes ago? I don't know why that's important.

Hey, look, I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut. When did you even get those? When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic.

I'll show you how. Okay, well, Monica, suppose one of your special tickets wins. How are you going to feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

Please, if I win the lottery, you guys are not going to leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini muffins last week, and I couldn't get rid of it for three days. Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

She's right. You shouldn't have bought tickets just for us. [gasp] Let me finish.

However, doesn't look like I'm going to get this job, so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you. The tickets are ours! There's the man I married.

All right, believe me, if you win the lottery, it's the last you're going to hear from us. Fine. Don't be my friends.

I'll buy new friends. Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like you. Oh.

All right, you know what? That's it. I want my share of the tickets.

Yeah, I want my tickets, too. And I'm buying the Knicks and Steffi Graf. Ha ha.

Then I want mine too. And if I win, I'm going to put it all into a very low yield bond. No.

You guys, we got to keep all the tickets together. No, no, we should divide them up. And I should get extra because we use my car to buy them.

Hey, hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me. This whole thing was my idea. Oh, yeah.

Thanks for inventing the lottery. Okay. That's it.

Just give it to me and I'll split them up. Get it. Ow!

Ah! Hey, hey. Ahhh!

I can't take it anymore. I'm putting an end to this. Okay, if she jumps, I get her tickets.

Wait. No, no. Wait, wait.

If we're not doing this together. We're not doing it at all. Say goodbye to your tickets.

No no no no. Don't come any closer. Can I come a little bit closer?

Valuable things are getting squished. Now, what's more important? Your friends or money?

Friends, friends, friends. Money! Friends.

And Monica, what about your extra tickets? They're all in there. Even these five that I hid in my bra.

Monica! Okay. Good.

You guys were so scared. There was no way I was going to dump this [pigeon cooing] No, no. What God, no!

[glass shatters] I think I broke your bowl.